The leisurely pastoral life of Xiao Shannong

Riding my own electric tricycle, I went shopping in the county. I had to find a business hall, get a mobile phone card, and buy a mobile phone for each of my parents.

Hearing that the immovable card signal is good, so Zhang Zi found a immovable business hall, parked his car, and strode in.

The salesperson introduced to him the most popular traffic king at present, with a monthly rent of 39,100 g of general data and [-] minutes of free calls. Zhang Zian felt pretty good, so he applied for three, and his parents had to use them too.

Just as Zhang Zian picked up his phone, an angry voice came from behind: "It's you."

Zhang Zian heard the familiar voice, so he turned his head and looked, "Oh, be good, isn't this the girl with big breasts and no brains from yesterday.

Du Xiaoshuang was looking at Zhang Zian angrily at the moment. He was on vacation yesterday, and Du Xiaoshuang was going to buy some cooked food to improve his meals, but who would have thought that his wallet and mobile phone had been stolen, because this guy didn't say it earlier and called himself Miss.

In today's society, is Miss a good title?

If he hadn't called himself Miss, if he had told himself earlier, the thief would have been caught.

I have to say that women's brain circuits are really strange.

Zhang Zian didn't plan to talk to her, this woman has no brains, whoever gets involved will suffer.

Seeing Zhang Zian pretending not to know him, Du Xiaoshuang's anger soared, he stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Zian's arm, his face was full of anger just now, and immediately changed into a pitiful and wronged little daughter-in-law.

"How can you just leave as soon as you say, how can you abandon our mothers and daughters cruelly." Du Xiaoshuang's eyes were red, and he touched his stomach with his hand.

Zhang Zian looked along, "Damn it, my stomach is really bulging, as if I'm four months pregnant."

Damn, I've heard that a girl's stomach can be bulging or flat, isn't there a video to prove it, the belly like a pregnant woman can be flattened with a light pat.

But this is too awesome.

The salesperson looked at Zhang Zian with wrong eyes, full of disdain, and even a fierce look.

Zhang Zian knew that he had been tricked by the woman in front of him, and in the eyes of others, he was a scumbag who was always shouting and beaten.

Du Xiaoshuang had an aggrieved face, but she was happy in her heart and asked you to call me Miss.

Du Xiaoshuang is wearing denim straps today. The upper body is a pink T-shirt with a ponytail and light makeup, showing youth and beauty.

"I'm telling you, don't make trouble. I'm a pure and innocent boy. Don't accuse me." Zhang Zian couldn't get rid of it with a couple of shakes, and stared at him. From the salesman's point of view, Zhang Zian has a tendency to domestic violence. Scared and hid away.

"Please, don't hit me, don't leave me, okay, for the sake of the child." Du Xiaoshuang became more and more pitiful as she spoke, and the last two lines of tears slid down her cheeks.

This acting skills, Zhang Zian is convinced, I won't agree if I don't give you the Oscar statuette this year.

An older salesperson next to him couldn't stand it anymore, pointed at Zhang Zian, and said angrily: "Young man, I think you are young, you are dressed in ordinary clothes, and you don't look like a rich man. Girls don't dislike you." That's not bad, not to mention that everyone is pregnant with your child, why are you so ignorant."

Du Xiaoshuang lowered her head, gently wiped away her tears, and gently shook Zhang Zian's hand.

Zhang Zian knew that he had fallen into this woman's hands today.

Now I am a scumbag, a scumbag that I can't wash off.

"That's right, young man, look at your girlfriend is so beautiful, please take care of her."

"As a man, you have to be responsible, don't embarrass us men."

People in the business hall gathered around and pointed at Zhang Zian.

Du Xiaoshuang lowered his head, his heart was full of joy, he fought with Miss Ben and played you to death.

Zhang Zian's face turned blue and pale for a while, today was really stabbed in the ass with a knife, and his eyes were opened.

With an idea, he hugged Du Xiaoshuang, a big hand covered his buttocks, and patted it lightly, it was quite elastic.

Du Xiaoshuang was taken aback. She didn't expect Zhang Zian to come out like this. She raised her head to look at Zhang Zian, her eyebrows frowned, and looked at the playfulness in Zhang Zian's eyes. She felt a little regretful. My mother's ass has never been touched by a man yet. .

"I'm sorry, I made everyone laugh. I'm not human. If I know my mistake, I'll correct it. I've decided to treat this girl and her unborn child well in the future." Zhang Zian said to the crowd, seeing that everyone's eyes were no longer so jealous. , somewhat relieved, turned to look at Du Xiaoshuang.

"Xiaohong, can you forgive me? I was wrong before, I was young and ignorant, please forgive me this time? From now on, I will treat you and our children well." Zhang Zian was affectionate and sincere It revealed that a pair of big Kazilan eyes looked at Du Xiaoshuang, full of love.

Who is Xiaohong?My old lady is Du Xiaoshuang, bastard, bastard.Du Xiaoshuang was finally a little scared at this moment, he didn't expect Zhang Zian's acting skills to be so good, he met his opponent.

"Promise him, promise him."

"They're all good kids, it's so touching."

A group of people around were overwhelmed by Zhang Zian's acting skills and applauded one after another. Some even shed tears at the touching scene in front of them.

Du Xiaoshuang hated in his heart, and just about to speak, he felt a tight waist, Zhang Zian pulled his whole body over, and the two of them were tightly pressed together.

A smell of sweat came over his face. Zhang Zian had been busy all morning, and with a full [-] catties of goods, it would be outrageous that his body didn't smell like sweat. Du Xiaoshuang really wanted to yell at him.

"Xiaohong, can you forgive me?"

Feeling Zhang Zian's strong arms, Du Xiaoshuang gave up struggling directly, my old lady is famous all over the world.

"Okay...okay, I forgive you, you let me go first."

Du Xiaoshuang really gave in, it's impossible to refuse, if this goes on, I don't know what kind of moths will come out.

Zhang Zian looked at the embarrassed and uneasy expression of the woman in front of him, his black eyebrows were tightly frowned, with a cute expression of begging for mercy, his heart was full of joy.Fighting with the young master is still a little tender.

"Kiss one, kiss one."

"So moving!"

The crowd booed one after another. They did not expect to see such a moving scene today.Some even took out their phones and started recording.

Zhang Zian looked at the pretty face in front of him with malice, which frightened Du Xiaoshuang, this guy didn't really want to kiss himself, it was my mother's first kiss.

No, no, no, I have to find a way to not let this guy succeed.

Zhang Zian bent down slowly, closed his eyes, and pouted his lips, as if he wanted to kiss.

Du Xiaoshuang's eyes were red, and he was about to cry, because he was really scared.

"Oh, my stomach hurts to death."

Du Xiaoshuang clutched his stomach suddenly, his face was full of pain, and even forced two tears out.

She looks as pitiful as she wants, after all she is still a 'pregnant woman'.

This startled Zhang Zian, why did he suddenly have a stomachache, grabbed Du Xiaoshuang's wrist with one hand, and felt it carefully, it was all right.