Cultivation of Immortals: Starting from Burning Paper for Grandpa

Yang Fan pressed on Yang Jian's head, "I still need your introduction, I have a goal, I will take it home and get married next time."

Yang Jian opened his mouth wide, "Am I not mistaken, you can still get a girl at your level? Let's blow it! Your well-regulated way is not good, you don't know that all young girls like Haiwang scum..."

After talking about a lot of experience, Yang Fan was speechless, but he felt a little bit of agreement in his heart. It seems that the current trend is like this, and many girls like boys with bad points.

After playing enough, find an honest person to take over.

Yang Fan couldn't help but call Shen Xintong, the blind date girl, she couldn't be, could she?

Yang Jian is an example in front of him, one set of things is always invincible.

Seeing Yang Fan's nonchalant expression, Yang Jian said, "I'll ask you if it's broken now?"

"..." Yang Fan was at a loss for words, and was poked to the point of pain.

Yang Jian looked contemptuous, and clicked the mouse on the computer, "Brother Fan, do you want to make money writing novels?"

"It's okay. It's better than going to work. You have more free time. Moving back to your hometown will save you a lot of expenses."

After chatting for a while, Yang Jian muttered, "Why don't you have any private goods on this computer?"

Yang Fan's heart moved, and he said excitedly: "If you have it, you won't enter the website by yourself?"

After he lost his job a while ago, he still looked for and joined some groups, but they all asked for money. Yang Fan was worried that it was a phishing website to deceive people, but he didn't try it.

Yang Jian gave a website last year, but he didn't appreciate it very much. When he clicked on it, the webpage couldn't be opened, which was very attractive.

Going forward, it was the first time I watched it when I was a sophomore. I had a class with my roommate, and I didn’t have the good intentions to watch it alone.

Therefore, Yang Fan's knowledge and resource reserves in this area are somewhat lacking.

Urgently in need of refills.

"Watch!" Yang Jian typed: .&...

As soon as the enter key is pressed, a dazzling picture appears on the screen that makes the heart beat and the face blush.

Yang Fan's eyes lit up, and he coughed, "Don't look now."

"Heh~ I'll leave it to you to study slowly at night and take it easy."

After chatting for a while, the two went to dinner at the house of Grandpa Yang Jian, who was also the father of the village head, Yang Zhenxing.

Yang Jian is the youngest grandson of Yang Zhenxing, and his family moved to the city five years ago.

This kid has a lot of minor problems, but he is very filial. Whenever he is free during the holidays, he will go back to his hometown to visit his grandfather.

In the afternoon, the two brothers and a dog wandered around the village for a long time, and Yang Jian was going back to the city, anxious to go back to school to play.

"Brother Fan, come to my school to play with me some time, it's not far anyway."

"Row."

"Goodbye, Mrs. Niu!"

"Ride slowly."

When the electric car was far away, Niu Guyu joked to Yang Fan: "You have to learn from Xiao Jian, Balabala can say it as soon as she opens her mouth, and she has talked with several girlfriends."

Yang Fan was surprised, "How do you know?"

"What the fuck said, brought it home to play, said it was a classmate, you can see through it at a glance."

Niu Guyu shook his head and smiled, and said again: "By the way, Xiaofan, is that Wu still sending messages?"

"No."

After Yang Fan sent a message yesterday, he responded with a 'yes', and he hasn't sent another message for a whole day.

Yang Fan couldn't help but suspect that the other party was playing hard to get.

After all, according to what Yang Fan said, Niu Guyu had already taken the bait.

Niu Guyu: "Leave him alone, it's better not to look for him."

Yang Fan didn't think the other party would give up in such an anticlimactic manner.

Wait until he shows his fangs, and he will pry them all out.

In the evening, Yang Fan took a bath in yellow spring water.

It is estimated that the impurities in the body have been expelled once, this time it is much easier than last time, there is no pain, and the water after soaking is only a little cloudy.

"Wangfu, I'll sleep at home at night from now on, don't let bad guys enter the village, you know?"

"Wang~"

"Go."

Wangfu was very obedient, turned around and left.

Yang Fan smiled and began to grind the talisman.

Naihe became a little absent-minded after drawing for a while, always looking at the computer.

When I don't have it, I only think of it occasionally, and when I have it, I can't bear it.

Forget it, work and rest.

Then, Yang Fan took an ideological education course on human reproduction.

It's okay if you don't study, it looks very good.

Yang Fan, whose blood was boiling with enthusiasm, hurriedly took a cold shower, ran around outside the village again, took another cold shower, and then meditated and practiced to be considered stable.

"Bullets can't be wasted."

Now is a critical period, Jiang Yue may come back to date him at any time.

If it is really as ideal as you think in your mind, there is no room for loss.

Although his thoughts were a bit silly, Yang Fan comforted himself and felt that it was justifiable.

After all, greed, lust, and bragging are the three major natures of men.

What, you are not lustful?

Look, you're bragging again!

What is love at first sight? It's not greedy for someone's body.

Yang Fan thinks this sentence is quite correct, the difference lies in the issue of responsibility or not.

"I'm definitely responsible!"

My own color is color, but color is upright.

……

For half a month, Yang Fan practiced diligently.

In addition to the compulsory three-hour drawing paper money course every day, he spent most of his time practicing gravity, and finally achieved a small achievement - a stone the size of a thumb can be shot with the power of a slingshot.

In the morning, he knocked down a bird that was jumping on the wall, and it became food for the big yellow dog.

Wangfu has a huge appetite now. Niu Guyu said that a vegetable bowl used to be enough, but now a washbasin has to be filled for a meal.

"Wangfu, drink the medicine!"

Yang Fan poured a large bowl of Mengpo soup, drank half of it himself, and gave the other half to Wangfu.

"Wow!" This dog has tasted the sweetness, and now he is very active in drinking soup.

As for the reaction, it is smarter than after eating the worry-free fruit, and it can basically understand what Yang Fan said.

Speaking of the worry-free fruit, Yang Fan ate three more, half a time each time. With the support of mana, half a fruit will not consume too much yang energy, and there is no need to burn paper to discourage it.

Wangfu also ate one, and ran out to ride the bitch again.

Not for nothing.

Because the family came to the door, Niu Guyu gave 100 yuan.

The fee is slightly expensive.

Yang Fan's most gratifying thing is of course his height, which has reached 179cm.

Grandpa said that there will be a steady stream of worry-free fruit in the future, so it is natural to eat such a good thing.

But if the height keeps growing...

Girls will dislike anything above two meters, right?

"Ask Grandpa next time."

"I have to remind Grandpa to deliver the express delivery."

"Without Qi Gathering Pill, there is no way to cultivate."

The vitality light in his body can't come out now, and what he absorbs in the air is about zero.

Practicing the gravitational technique consumes less than [-]% left.

Originally, he wanted to practice fireball and water polo, but these two kinds of energy consumed more energy, so Yang Fan gave up temporarily.

Burn paper, burn paper!

I'm so filial, grandpa is embarrassed not to deliver the courier after collecting the money?

Yang Fan turned around and went into the room, prepared paper money incense candles, and counted, there were 113 paper money with Yin-Yang symbols drawn on them.

Plus a dry tobacco rod.

Yang Fan carefully divided the nine runes on the smoke stick into three strokes, which is theoretically useful because the smoke stick with the Yin-Yang symbol glows.

I just don't know if the hell can receive this thing.

"Try it, and then you'll know."

Yang Fan took out the glass jar from the desk and cabinet, and took out two worry-free fruits.

While mending and venting, how much can be burned.

"Woof!" The big yellow dog rushed in.

"Next time, I just went to the next door village the day before yesterday, one hundred at a time, you think the money is blown by the wind!"

"Ow~"

Yang Fan swallowed a worry-free fruit, knelt down in front of the spiritual tablet, lit the joss sticks, and burned the paper money.

"Grandpa, collect the money!"

"Grandson misses you!"

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