Cultivation of Immortals: Starting from Burning Paper for Grandpa

"I'm a scumbag!"

Going from time to time, from time to time, from Qin to Muchu, half-hearted, looking at what's in the bowl, thinking about what's in the pot, thinking about what's in the field...

This is the true thought in Yang Fan's heart at the moment.

He didn't feel it before, at most he thought that he was just like other men, a little bit more lustful, or a little bit more.

But compared with the laser bottle netizens in Dousheng, Pippi Crab, Station C, etc., it is far behind.

Just after finishing the chat with Shen Xintong and putting down the phone, in his mind, the faces of Shen Xintong, Du Lanyue, Jiang Yue, and Niu Guyu switched back and forth.

Niu Guyu was the woman he had the most contact with, and also the first one he liked.

Niu Guyu's mother-in-law's surname is Wu, and she is not in the same family as the Yang family. Strictly speaking, if he really wants to be with Niu Guyu, it will not violate the principles of ethics.

But Niu Guyu has a sister-in-law, and he has already regarded him as a relative like a younger brother, so in his heart, he always feels that this kind of thinking is a bit 'taboo'.

But after Grandpa said 'don't stop' last night, he said that there was no such thing, but his heart was already ready to move.

Jiang Yue is the girl he really wants to chase after without any worries.

But she has disappeared for so many days, and there are still uncertainties. There is only one meeting. Who knows what is going on with her?So pretty, maybe she will have a boyfriend.

Du Lanyue, the first woman to have a relationship by mistake, is really unforgettable. Although love is not included in it, he will never forget it in his life.

She said, "You know, I know", but it was not so easy for Yang Fan.

The last one, Shen Xintong, has a trump card in her hand: She likes me!

Not to mention anything else, regarding Shen Xintong, it was indeed as she said, Yang Fan felt that she looked perfect, her face, body and personality were the ones he liked the most.

Compared to Jiang Yue's out-of-this-world, Shen Xintong is more real.

A pair of eyes stared at the mobile phone on the table for a long time, Yang Fan shook his head.

It's annoying! (monkey brother)

Women will only affect the speed of cultivation!

Closing his eyes and crossing his legs, Yang Fan began to execute the formulas in "Gu Yin Jue".

"Hey~"

In less than half an hour, Yang Fan sighed.

Women, like money, are both a man's goal and an obstacle to his success.

You can't practice with complete peace of mind.

Getting up and picking up the phone, Yang Fan opened the Weichat search box, entered the number he wrote down from the police patrol office, and typed his name to apply for adding friends.

There was an exquisite breakfast on the dining table in the villa. While drinking milk, Shen Xintong was flipping through the comments of book friends, when her cousin's cell phone rang.

Du Lanyue came over and said with a smile, "Sister, you can just move here."

Shen Xintong: "You want to be beautiful, do you want me to cook you breakfast every day? You have messages on your phone."

Du Lanyue sat down, picked up the phone and looked at it, was slightly stunned, looked up at her cousin, then confirmed that it was approved, and lowered her head to grab the chopsticks.

Sure enough, Yang Fan remembered his number.

She was a little nervous, her cousin said that Yang Fan might have someone he liked, wouldn't it be herself?

If yes, how?

Set sail: good morning

miss Du: Good morning, what's the matter?

Yang Fan scratched his head, this reply meant that no one should enter, she didn't think she wanted to ask her for compensation, did she?

Or, if she offered to take responsibility, would she think she was taking her money?

Although Yang Fan's self-confidence has greatly increased after cultivating immortality, but the long-term inferiority complex is not so easy to completely eliminate so quickly, it still makes him think about it.

After hesitating for a while, Yang Fan typed and sent the draft in his heart.

Set sail: I hope I didn’t bother you. I know how important the first time is to a girl, especially to a conservative person like you. Although it was an accident, I feel I am responsible.After all, you were not normal at the time, and to be honest, I have the ability to send you to the hospital immediately.So, if you want, I will be responsible, and compensation is fine, but I don't have much money for the time being, so give me some time.

After posting, Yang Fan heaved a sigh of relief.

Du Lanyue stared at the message, her heart was twitched, and a throbbing rushed from her heart to her chest.

It turns out that there really is love by doing.

Although she is still far from love, she does not deny that she has a crush on Yang Fan.

Otherwise, why did I care so much about whether he had memorized my name and number at the gate of the police patrol hall, and vaguely expected him to contact me again?

Especially when thinking of the picture of the two becoming one, Yang Fan's face can't be lingered in her mind.

Even, I dreamed of him last night.

Seeing her cousin staring at the phone without moving, Shen Xintong was a little surprised: "Why are you so dazed, so engrossed?"

Bang, the phone fell on the table.

Du Lanyue hurriedly picked it up, pressed the black screen, "Oh, no, nothing."

Shen Xintong had a strange expression on her face, and muttered, "It's as if I've lost my soul."

Du Lanyue picked up the poached egg and took a bite. Seeing that her cousin continued to swipe the phone screen and didn't look at it again, she reopened Weichat, typing quickly with her heart pounding.

miss Du: You are right with me, you don’t need to be responsible, and you don’t need to make compensation. Don’t contact me again.

After posting, she hurriedly changed Yang Fan's nickname to a note, and blocked her Moments.

After thinking about it, I sent another sentence: delete it!

After thinking about it again, it was still not safe. They were often together with their cousin, and they both knew each other's passwords on their mobile phones. They were not on guard, and they were still easy to be discovered, so they blocked Yang Fan directly.

Only then did he exhale and put away the phone.

But there was a sense of loss in my heart.

But she had to do this, the cousin finally fell in love with someone, and she couldn't end up without a problem because of her own oolong accident, and she didn't want to hurt the feelings of the two sisters because of it.

Shaking her head slightly, Du Lanyue looked at Shen Xintong: "Sister, I'm fine today, let's go shopping!"

Shen Xintong didn't raise her head, "I won't go, I asked for leave yesterday to cancel the update, the comments are all reminders, I have to make up today."

Du Lanyue: "Go! I'm in a bad mood, you have to make it up to me!"

Shen Xintong raised her head and smiled angrily: "It's not my fault that you are in a bad mood, you want me to make up for it?"

It's because of you!Du Lanyue cried out in her heart, and said, "Go, it won't waste your time, you type so fast."

Looking at his cousin's face, Shen Xintong smiled and said, "Go, go, tell me, what's not happy about?"

Du Lanyue shook her head and said, "No, I just want to take a stroll and relax."

After a pause, he continued: "By the way, I read an article yesterday, saying that a woman fell in love with her because of having a relationship. What kind of mentality do you think this kind of woman has? Is it a little bit..."

Shen Xintong blinked and asked, "Ying Dang?"

Then he said with a smile: "You have such a bad idea, you're still a teacher! How strange this is, it's normal, well, you haven't experienced sex between men and women, so you don't know what it's like, so just say you did it yourself, is it comfortable?

When a person's body reaches the ultimate level of pleasure, and his body and mind are sublimated, his emotions will naturally follow...Why do some women still have their hearts towards each other even though they are forced?Why do some women die after one time?Why does the relationship between couples heat up immediately after having a relationship?

Besides, the divorce rate is so high now, many of which are due to the inharmonious life of husband and wife. The relationship between the sexes is an indispensable part of the relationship between men and women. If it is not perfect, there will be cracks. Even if it is maintained, it is just the accumulation of long-term feelings , will not be happy.

Hey, human nature, you will know when you talk about your partner later. "

After listening to her cousin's high-spirited talk, Du Lanyue pursed her lips and smiled, "It's true that your novel is not in vain, not in practice, but in theory."

Shen Xintong smiled and said, "There are a lot of them on the Internet, compare and analyze carefully and you will know which one is right and whether it makes sense."

Rolling her eyes, Shen Xintong leaned forward, flattened the dining table, and said in a low voice: "Hey, tell me, what's the difference between doing it yourself and being like a man?"

"How would I know!"

Du Lanyue rolled her eyes, and when she lowered her head, a picture of Yang Fan and Yang Fan flashed in her mind, her face flushed, and she thought: There is no comparison at all, no wonder women want to marry a man.

Shen Xintong who didn't know what to think of also blushed slightly and lowered her head.

Du Lanyue looked at it, stunned for a moment, then suddenly, she teased: "Think of Yang Fan?"

She suddenly had the illusion that her things were taken away by her cousin, and she felt sour.

Shen Xintong coughed, shook her head and sighed, "Hey, as I get older, it's really easy to miss men!"

Du Lanyue's heart was even more sour, and she got up to clean up the dishes and said, "Stop flirting! Go shopping, girl licks the dog!"

I don't know how Yang Fan would feel if he knew that the two sisters were thinking about him at the same time, or something like that?

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