Cultivation of Immortals: Starting from Burning Paper for Grandpa

Yang Fan felt that since the underworld can use cars, other things can naturally be used as well.

For example, villas, tanks, and cannons. Grandpa just said that he was going to prepare to attack the city. Tanks and cannons are definitely weapons of war.

I just don't know how effective these things are against hell ghost cultivators.

Well, there are beauties!

"What will happen if you burn a paper man down?"

Yang Fan thought secretly, with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth.

He knew that grandpa was also a romantic figure in the past.

According to my grandfather, when I was studying medicine abroad in the early years, I met a girl, and the two fell in love quickly and decided to live privately for life. But the girl's status was unusual, and the elders in the family disagreed, so they were forcibly separated, and then they lost contact. , Every time I recall my grandfather, I have a sigh of emotion on my face, which is a great regret in my life.

Later, my grandfather had two relationships in succession, but they failed to achieve positive results, until the fourth one got married, but the other party died of illness not long after.

The last was Yang Fan's grandma, who died when Yang Fan was in the first grade of elementary school.

Five women in one's life, for people of grandpa's age, isn't it equivalent to a legendary life.

However, based on the life story of grandpa, he is indeed a legend.

"Now that I have arrived in the underworld, I can enjoy the blessings. I need a woman to take care of me."

As a filial grandson, Yang Fan naturally had to think about his grandfather's love life, so he went to the market "Ji Rui Funeral" to buy paper figurines and beauties, and also ordered airplanes, tanks and cannons.

Time flies, ten days in a blink of an eye.

The secret room of the underground cave.

"Whoo~"

Yang Fan, who was cross-legged on the stone bed, put away his exercises, opened his eyes and let out a long breath.

"So slow!"

During this period of time, two bottles of first-grade Qi Gathering Pills were refined, and their cultivation was still at the fourth level of Qi training, and they hadn't even touched the bottleneck of the fifth level.

According to this speed, the original estimate of two or three months to reach the seven-level magic weapon Yukong is probably impossible.

Sure enough, the further you go, the slower you go.

When the alarm rang at five o'clock, Yang Fan took the phone and pressed it off, opened Weichat and looked at Shen Xintong's Weichat window, and said good night to each of them at last.

Yang Fan smiled and sent 'good morning', then put down his phone, lay down on the stone bed and began to do sit-ups, but the figure of Shen Xintong appeared in his mind.

In just over half a month, Yang Fan chatted more with Shen Xintong than he did with his ex-girlfriend in the past few months.

The relationship between the two has also reached a fever pitch, they only say hello in the morning, and talk for at least half an hour in the evening.

There was a lot of chatting, no matter what they were talking about, Shen Xintong had something to talk about, and she was able to explain why, and it didn't end until she fell asleep and Yang Fan practiced.

According to the current situation, Yang Fan is sure that as soon as he opens his mouth, Shen Xintong will immediately agree to be his girlfriend.

But he is troubled.

Because of Niu Guyu.

In the past, he only dared to think about it in his head, hid his liking in his heart, and sincerely hoped that the other party would find a good man to marry.

But ever since Grandpa Yang said 'don't stop', Yang Fan's restless heart was out of control.

As soon as we met, eyes, heart...Yang Fan felt that something was wrong with his whole body.

He imagined that if he was with Shen Xintong and alienated from Niu Guyu, the days when he could not see Niu Guyu would be very difficult.

Originally, Yang Fan has cultivated immortality now. Although he has not reached Bigu, he can afford to eat one meal every three or four days.

But he still went to Niu Guyu's house for dinner every day, just to meet Niu Guyu, watch her smile up close, and smell her body.

Directly reject Shen Xintong?

Who is willing?

Not to mention that Shen Xintong likes him so much, it has even risen to the level of love.

Yang Fan himself gradually fell in love with the other party unknowingly.

Men are so passionate, liking one is just the beginning, liking ten is not too much.

They are all color embryos!

who?you are not?behold?Let’s just talk about you, the one lying sideways on the bed with your phone in your hand and curling your lips!

Except for a small group of people in very rare and extremely special circumstances, which man dares to say that he is not lecherous?

If you really meet the one who is tempting and tempting enough for you, you are guaranteed to take off your pants faster than you can fart!

(Cough, the author bragged that he was not lecherous at all, and then secretly opened the video of Dousheng double ponytail duangduangduang, and calmly wiped his saliva)

What, double income?

it's not good?

It's the first time someone comes to talk with you sincerely, and the conditions are impeccable in all aspects, how dare you think about the blessings of others?

Think about it, how is it possible!

What's more, a sullen man like Yang Fan has always regarded himself as an honest person.

But if you don't make a statement to hang the other party like this, you are obviously suspected of using him as a backup.

He himself thinks it's too scumbag!

In addition, if Shen Xintong brought up the confession again, what would she do?

Hey, the trouble of not being able to have both the fish and the bear's paw is really annoying.

"Hey, I'm deceiving myself and others again!" Yang Fan stopped his sit-ups and cursed with a smile.

The thought of labeling himself as an honest person made him annoyed to himself.

It's obviously very perverted, it's obvious that it's scumbag.

No scum can have those thoughts, after thinking about this and that?

Sometimes he hates his own personality. On the surface, he looks serious and calm, but in fact, he is already in a state of turmoil in his heart.

It's like seeing a beautiful woman on the street, she pretends to be tall and calm, but she screams in her heart: Damn, it's so big, if this is... really exciting!

Just a super boring!

It's better to just go straight and be a plain scumbag.

"Forget it, let's take one step at a time."

Yang Fan voluntarily entered the mentality of salted fish and ostrich, thinking about going to the county to see the situation one day.

After finishing a thousand sit-ups, my body is already sweating, and the white vest is sticking to my body with sweat stains, and its lines are beautiful.

I have all my chest and abdominal muscles. Naturally, I have practiced during this period of time. I have the vitality in my body. The effect of tireless and high-intensity training is better than that of the gym for several months.

Although not huge enough, it is well-proportioned.

If you take a selfie and post it on the Internet with sweat on your shirt, it will definitely attract screams, and the girls will have to shout 'I'm getting wet', 'This is my husband' and so on.

Then, Yang Fan did a thousand more push-ups, and then went up to the ground, and picked up a brush to practice drawing symbols at the entrance of the hall.

Because I just did push-ups, my hands are shaking, but in this case, the practice is more effective than usual.

After practicing drawing symbols for an hour, Yang Fan went to the wooden dummy in the yard to punch.

This wooden dummy was made by himself last week. As for the boxing technique, it came from the basic routine in "The Iron Shirt Covered by the Golden Bell".

"Golden Bell Covered Iron Cloth Shirt" belongs to the traditional martial arts external training, which can produce internal strength to a certain extent, but if you want to achieve the "King Kong is not bad" described in it, you have to cooperate with the vitality in your body.

Now Yang Fan's body is not up to the standard, his height is 1.8 meters [-], and his weight is less than [-] pounds, which is more than ten catties away from the standard weight, so he has to train his muscles and bones to make his body strong enough. Law is also good.

"Boom~Boom~"

With one punch and one kick, the white vest that had just dried was soaked in sweat again.

An hour later, Yang Fan called it a day, took a cold shower, washed up, packed his backpack and stood at the gate, blowing a penetrating whistle.

With a sound of "Wow", Wangfu's figure came to him in the blink of an eye.

Go hunting in the mountains.

Eat more wild meat to gain weight.

Yang Fan went into the mountains for the past few days, trying to hunt a wild boar, but he couldn't find one; he also wanted to see if he could see the so-called floating city in the sky.

His current practice life is very regular, and he has made a strict plan for himself.

When the alarm clock rings at five o'clock in the morning, one thousand sit-ups, one thousand push-ups, one hour of drawing, one hour of punching and piling.

If you go to the mountains, you can practice in the mountains, such as gravity, Kunpeng travel and other magical powers;

If you are at home, study the "Heart Sutra of Good Fortune" in the morning, and practice magical powers in the afternoon;

In the evening, I had a meal at Niu Guyu's house, and another hour of drawing symbols. After watering the old locust tree, I refined the Qi Gathering Pill to improve my realm, and it lasted until five o'clock.

During the period, I took an hour to watch the current events on the Internet, keep in touch with the society, and at the same time send micro-chats with Shen Xintong, Qi Cheng and others.

Don't need to sleep?

Sleeping with wool, if you can not poop, Yang Fan will not poop.

But there is no way, fairies have to go to the toilet, not to mention that he is a beginner monk who has practiced qi at the fourth level.

Even though it was so full that it was outrageous, Yang Fan still felt that there was not enough time.

Without it, I just want to go to the seventh floor of Qi training quickly, and then experience the feeling of flying in the sky, and use the Yangling to make cross-border calls with grandpa.

"Wangfu, do you think we can catch wild boars today?"

"Wang!"

"Okay, if you catch one, you'll get half of it!"

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