Keyboard Immortal

Xue'er was about to speak, but Zu'an had already said, "Just now I fell into the pond in a daze, sister Xue'er came to rescue me, but accidentally slipped on my foot and fell in. Fortunately, I will A little bit of water barely saved her."

The ghost knows who is going to kill him, so avoid tearing up his face first, and wait until I get more information.

Xue'er's face changed from cloudy to sunny, but in the end she didn't refute.

"Is that true?" Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue'er, "You're all soaked through, go take a shower and change first, and eat after washing."

After speaking, he floated away, seeing Zaan complaining endlessly, wearing white clothes and feet not touching the ground, seeing this posture in the middle of the night thought he had seen a ghost.

But he immediately realized a difficult problem: "Xue'er, where can we go to take a bath and change clothes, why don't we go together?"

"Get out!" Xue'er wondered if the clothes were disheveled now, and if you didn't beat you until mom didn't know me, I'll take your surname in the future.

He took a distressed look at the melon seeds scattered on the ground, stomped his feet and trot away.

Fortunately, Chu Chuyan sent a servant over to lead the way. After bathing and changing in the room, Zaan looked at the mirror, and he was seven or eight percent similar to himself in the previous life, except that he was much thinner, but he was already very satisfied: "Sure enough, he is still so handsome. Although he is not as handsome as Pan An, he is still slightly better than Ximen Qing."

Originally, I was looking forward to having dinner with my cheap wife later, but who knew that Chu Chuyan never showed up again, but someone brought some meals over.

"Damn it, do you think I'm a prisoner?" Zaun suddenly realized that he still somewhat overestimated the status of a family uncle in this world. Judging by his posture, he doesn't even have the qualifications to eat at the table.

"Don't eat the food that comes from you!" Zu'an didn't understand why he was willing to endure such humiliation in this life, he picked up the food and threw it aside, who knew that it didn't take long for his stomach to gurgle, and the aroma of the food kept spreading Come.

Zaan frowned, and finally decided that the man could be flexible, and quickly picked up the food and swept it away. Not to mention, the food cooked by this chef is quite delicious.

After eating, Zaun felt much more comfortable, and began to think about how to survive in this world.

He found a pen and paper in the room, and wrote the title: Guide to Survival in Another World.

Then he began to recall the information he saw on the Internet in his mind, and then he couldn't help but start to miss the computer in his previous life, reminisce about the games on his mobile phone, and miss the pleasure of debating with people on the forum

I don't know how long it took, and suddenly noticed that it was already dark outside.

Wait, what was I trying to do just now?

Looking at the draft with only one title, his eyelids twitched, he crumpled it up and threw it away, and decided to go out for a stroll to see if he could find out more information.

In this life, he has received so much anger as a door-in-law, and with such a helpful character, of course he has to vent his anger for him and cheer up his husband.

Although he is not very familiar with this house, but with his eloquent ability, it is easy to find out where Chu Chuyan lives from the servants. Before entering the door, he heard Xueer's voice in the room: "Miss, eat melon seeds Is it?"

"No, you should eat less too. I heard that if you eat too many melon seeds, your front teeth will break."

"Miss, you are right to scare me again. That guy is getting more and more excessive. I feel that he was more pleasing to the eye before. Today, I don't know which muscle is wrong."

"I also think he's different today than usual." Chu Chuyan hummed, and just as Zu'an's heart arose, she heard her say again, "Maybe he was struck by lightning today, he's a little silly .”

Zaun: ""

Xue'er was so teased that she trembled wildly, and snorted after a while: "Miss, this guy did something like that last night, why didn't Miss blame him?"

Chu Chuyan said lightly: "What happened last night was very strange, I will discuss it with my parents tomorrow before making any fuss."

Zu'an was overjoyed when he heard that, he didn't expect this cheap wife to have an online IQ, so he didn't need to perform the routines of those bloody dramas on TV.

"It's really cheap for this guy," Xue'er muttered, "Why didn't the thunder kill him, otherwise, Miss, you wouldn't have to guard this trash."

"Don't say such things again." Chu Chuyan scolded.

Seeing that they never mentioned the incident by the pool, Zu An thought to himself that this matter has nothing to do with the cheap wife.

Hearing that Xue'er in the room was still talking ill of her, Za'an suddenly became angry.

Uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it!Kick open the door.

Seeing him coming, Chu Chuyan was also a little surprised: "What are you doing here?"

"It's getting dark, and there's nothing else to do, so of course I'm going to sleep." Zu'an gave that girl Xue'er a hard look, thinking to find a chance to prepare a dumb medicine, and see how arrogant you are.

Chu Chuyan's face darkened: "Then what are you doing here?"

"Isn't it natural for husbands and wives to sleep together?" Zaun walked into the inner room with a natural expression on his face.

"what"

With a scream, Zaan was kicked out without any surprise.

Xue'er gloated and said: "Zu, you don't take a pee to see what you are, and you still want to get close to our young lady?"

But to her surprise, there was no expression of shame or anger on the other party's face, but a smile on his face: "It really is."

Zaan judged from the previous details that the two should not be close by skin. This time is just a verification. Now he is not only not angry, but happy. This cheap wife can start from scratch.

"Your head was really chopped off?" Xue'er didn't see the expected reaction, and she always felt that something was wrong, and she didn't feel so happy.

Zaan also felt that his reaction was a bit wrong, he quickly put away his smile, and put on a look of grief and indignation: "Is there any reason for this? What wife in this world doesn't sleep with her husband."

"Shut up!" Chu Chuyan finally blushed a little, and with a wave of his sleeve, he closed the door, lest his howls be heard by the whole house.

Zu'an continued to play tricks and said: "Since you don't want to sleep with me, why are you still married to me? Tomorrow I will go to the city to beat drums and gongs to tell the truth about us. Then it will be seen that your Chu family will have no face. I still have no face."

"How dare you!" Chu Chuyan stood up, with an inexplicable aura spreading out.

Zu'an snorted: "Why don't you dare, anyway, my reputation is already rotten and I'm not afraid of getting worse. In fact, isn't this just in line with your wishes, just to let other rich men know that you are flawless?"

Chu Chuyan took a deep breath, and looked at Zu'an with a frosty face: "Do you really want to sleep with me?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Zu'an looked excited, this silly girl won't be too excited to get dizzy, how could he miss this good opportunity, didn't Zhang Ailing say that the most convenient way to a woman's heart is that, Let's talk about raw rice and cooked rice.

Chu Chuyan said lightly: "Then let Xueer accompany you tonight."

Xue'er, who was eating melons and watching a play, said, "???"

"Miss!"

The melon seeds in my hand are no longer fragrant!

Chu Chuyan glanced at her with playful eyes: "Anyway, when he saved you today, he touched and hugged her. What's more, as a housekeeper, I have this obligation. Why, you don't want to Is it?"

As soon as she met her eyes, Xue'er shuddered all over, thinking of her usual uncompromising temperament, she didn't dare to say anything, she could only bite her lips tightly, tears rolled in her eyes.

Zuan was taken aback, what rhythm is this?Send other women to your husband's bed?But thinking that Xue'er was going to kill him during the day, he also wanted to see what was going on with these two, so Jin Dao Da Ma sat down:

"Xue'er, Xue'er, come and wait for Master to change clothes."

Chu Chuyan in the distance frowned slightly, this guy's shamelessness seemed to be beyond his imagination.

Xue'er gave Chu Chuyan a pitiful look, but unfortunately her young lady picked up a book and read it directly. If Zu An stood behind Chu Chuyan, she would definitely find that the small book she sandwiched between the big books was read during the day. the one from.

Seeing that the young lady didn't even look at her, Xue'er finally despaired, walked over reluctantly, and gave Zu'an a fierce look, with a heroic look: "If you want to come, come, I will be treated as a dog Take a bite!" At the same time, there was a ray of murderous intent hidden in the depths of the eyes, and the small hand touched the thin needle hidden in the braid, and the depths of the eyes were full of struggle.

And Chu Chuyan, who was reading a book just now, also raised her head at this moment, looking at her figure thoughtfully.

Zaan was also a little nervous, originally he just wanted to test what kind of medicine they sold in the gourd, but in this situation, is he a beast or not as good as a beast?

In the end he got ruthless, you are not afraid of women, what am I afraid of as a man, since I want to act, then I will act with you!Let's see who can't support it first.

After making up his mind, he laughed fiercely and rushed towards Xue'er

After a while, a shrill scream suddenly sounded in the room: "No way!"

Seeing Zuan staring at his lower abdomen in disbelief, his whole body seemed to be petrified, Chu Chuyan blushed slightly and looked away, there was a hint of surprise and pity in his eyes.

Xue'er, who survived the catastrophe, was not so polite. She picked up her clothes and covered her chest while withdrawing her hidden weapon, and at the same time expressed her revenge with sarcasm: "I used to think you were just a worthless wretch, but now I realize that you overestimated you." Oh, it turns out that you are not even a man, hahaha, I laughed so hard."

Zaun didn't even have the mood to refute, his eyes were full of tears, and he left the room with extremely heavy steps. This blow was really too great, and he had the confidence to resolve any other difficulties one by one, but this body was born unable to thrive , what's the point of all that?Not everyone can be Sima Qian.

Not long after walking, he happened to come across a tree with a crooked neck. He mechanically took off his belt and wrapped it around the branch.

At this moment, an old voice suddenly sounded next to my ear: "It's just that you are under a special restriction, and it's not unsolvable."

Zu'an looked back, and saw a rickety old man standing nearby, his old face was wrinkled like tangerine peel for many years, a small hoe was pinned to his waist, his whole body was trembling, as if he would fall down when the wind blows .

Memories slowly emerged in my mind. I vaguely remembered that this old man was a servant in the house, responsible for taking care of the garden. He was usually taciturn and withdrawn. He hardly had a presence in the house. He was often bullied. Everyone called him Mi old man.

The previous owner of this body was in the same condition as him, and had secretly given him some snacks, so he had some impressions.

But Zu'an is more concerned about another issue now: "Restriction, who put the restriction on me?" I thought to myself, could it be that woman Chu Chuyan?But it doesn't look like her tone.

Old Man Mi shook his head: "I don't know either, I think this restriction should have been planted when you were very young."

"Senior, do you know the solution?" Zaun grabbed his arm expectantly. After watching so many TV shows, it is not easy for such an old man. At this moment, he imagined many possibilities. The strong, for various reasons, had to hide his name and hide in the Chu family as an ordinary flower farmer.

Of course such thighs must be hugged tightly!