Zuan

Zuan: "???"

I don't know why, but I always feel that the sound of the system is a bit gloating!

Suddenly noticing some small characters next to the steel wool ball on the screen, he leaned over to check without giving up.

"Rich Woman's Happy Ball Introduction: According to legend, this object can give rich women great pleasure and satisfaction, but behind it is the unbearable pain of those delicate ducks, so a smart duck invented this object instead.

Use effect: After using this item, the pain when a woman richer than you hurts you will be converted into pleasure. Note: It cannot reduce the damage, but it can lock the last drop when you are fatally injured by a rich woman Blood. "

"Is it stored in the storage bar? You can press the q key to take it out and use it according to your thoughts."

I cheated my father!

Looking at the genuine steel wool ball in his hand, Zaun almost fell to the ground.

This thing is useful, the effect is so tasteless, and there are a lot of restrictions. If I don’t want to be a duck, how can I use this thing?

With a black face, Zaan stuffed the steel wool ball back into the inventory, then ran back and changed the basin of water to wash his face again, still worried, turned back and washed his hands several times.

Then the third lottery draw was pressed.

The cursor continued to rotate, and Zaan's eyes were fixed tightly: "It must not be a space, it must not be a q"

Eventually the cursor lands on the "b" key.

The cold voice came from next to my ear: "Congratulations, the dagger is poisonous!"

Zuan: "???"

He almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, this keyboard is too unscrupulous, what are they smoking, until he saw the black knife and dagger on the screen, he didn't know that he was going wrong.

"There is poison in the dagger Introduction: Someone once licked it subconsciously when he was holding the winning ticket, and then died. The last sentence before dying was poison in the dagger. Instructions for use: This is a cursed dagger, as long as it is cursed A wound is made, and the wounded die instantly."

Zaan was finally relieved. Although the name of this thing is a bit strange, it is no less than an artifact when used well, but the biggest problem is whether he can hurt those enemies.

After seeing the abilities of Xue'er and Chu Chuyan before, I might not even be able to get close to them in a real fight, let alone cause wounds.

Well, keep a low profile, sneak attack is the kingly way, when Wei Xiaobao was able to win seven girls with a single dagger, I have this magic weapon in Zuan, and it is not a problem to win seventy girls.

Hey, if I get hurt by this dagger, will I die too?

Looking at the shining dagger in his hand, Zaun had the urge to try cutting his finger, but in the end he gave up the idea of ​​trying it with his own body, it was too deadly.

Zaun hurriedly started the next lottery draw, but unfortunately no matter how he pressed the lottery system, there was no response, only the screen reminded "insufficient anger".

"Isn't it easy to get angry?" Thinking of that girl Xue'er, Zu'an rubbed his chin and laughed fiercely.

Hey, laughing like that looks like a bad guy.

Thinking of Xue'er, he recalled the embarrassing experience tonight, his face couldn't help shaking, the joy of the lottery draw disappeared immediately, the most urgent thing is how to recover the little brother.

Wait, what Phoenix Nirvana Sutra just now seemed to be swallowed by the keyboard?

Zu'an's face turned pale instantly, do I really want to become Sima Qian?

I hurriedly checked the keyboard, only to find that only the F2 key was still on, and when I pressed it, the screen displayed: "Do you want to practice the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra?"

Zuan suddenly turned from worry to joy, could it be possible to use this keyboard to reach the full level with one key?The secret tome of the unknowable place sounds amazing at first glance, so wouldn't he be able to walk sideways in this world?

Pressing "Yes" hastily, he saw dots of golden light flying out from f2 and spreading all over his body, making him feel warm and extremely comfortable.

One knife 999 level, one knife 999 level!

Zuan muttered in his heart, after a while the golden light faded, he opened his eyes suddenly, only felt that the air was more fragrant and sweeter, and there seemed to be something different between the heaven and the earth, so he used his kung fu to punch the nearby stone.

"pain pain pain"

Zaun clutched his fist, tears were about to come out.

There is no difference at all from before, no, there is still a little difference, that is, there seem to be nine incomparably complicated engraved magic circles on his skin now, each magic circle is hollow, and they are distributed all over his body in turn. There is a line between the array and the array.

Soon those engraved magic circles disappeared into the skin slowly, Zuan became anxious, and then he saw those engraved magic circles in front of his eyes, as if looking inside.

"What exactly are these magic circles?" Zu'an noticed that there was some golden substance inside the magic circle at the bottom. He thought of the characteristics of this technique introduced by the mysterious old man before, and then looked at his bloody fists. suddenly realized:

This despicable skill really depends on being beaten to improve the skill.

Having rich gaming experience in his previous life, he quickly figured out that it was the keyboard that made cultivation easy and visualized. As long as he filled the nine magic circles with golden substances, he should be able to upgrade.

And this golden substance can only be obtained by being beaten.

For the sake of my lower body, bah, the happiness of the rest of my life, no matter how cheap this skill is, I still have to practice it.

Zaun gritted his teeth, and punched the wall again.

But this time, although it was very painful, the golden substance in the magic circle hardly increased. Zaun looked at the two fists and roughly understood what was going on.

Unlike the first punch, this punch has its own subjective consciousness, and the subconscious mind of the body will protect itself from taking part of the strength, so the effect is naturally not as good as the first time.

The road of self-abuse is not feasible, it seems that I can only find someone else to fight, but who should I go to?

Damn it, the more I think about it, the more I feel so cheap.

He was in a state of distraught when he suddenly noticed mice coming out to look for food at his feet, and he couldn't help but feel angry, this young man was really pitiful, the place where he lived was dilapidated, but there were still mice.

He kicked the mouse out of the window with a flying kick, and just as he was lamenting that his footwork was comparable to that of the national football team, the door was kicked open.

"Did you throw this mouse?" With a crisp voice, a young girl appeared at the door, with a slender body, red lips, white teeth, thin pink lips, shoulder-length short hair, and oblique bangs slightly covering her eyes.

If it wasn't for the fact that she was still holding a mouse in her hand at this time, Zaun would have sighed what a cute and beautiful girl.

Seeing the rat screaming and struggling in her hand, Zaun reminded: "Be careful of the rat biting you."

"I'm not afraid of this thing." As soon as the girl's voice fell, she pinched it directly, and the mouse screamed, and it lost its breath.

Zaan swallowed, is this mother still a woman?

The girl threw the mouse's body out casually, wiped her hands nonchalantly, and then stared at him with a frosty face: "I don't know what my sister thinks, but she didn't punish you after she captured you. "

Zaun was about to ask what was going on with the chewing sound outside, but was startled when she heard her words: "Sister?"

It was only then that she noticed that her eyebrows were somewhat similar to Chu Chuyan, but she was much younger. It seemed that the second lady of the Chu family, Chu Huan, had recruited. After this period of time, the memory of him and this body slowly merged, Many previous episodes have already been remembered, but he doesn't understand why the second lady has such an ugly name.

The girl in front of her was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, her waist became more and more slender, her hips were plump, and with the small leather whip hanging around her waist, she looked like a little pepper, which was completely different from her sister's icy cold appearance. I don't know why the contrast is so big because they were also born by the same mother.

"Where are you looking with those dog eyes?" Chu Huanzhao was very dissatisfied with him at first, but now seeing his rolling eyes, he felt even more disgusted.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +10!

Zaan noticed that the anger value on the keyboard had changed to "10", and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, this little girl is very angry, it's really a pity not to take this opportunity to earn more anger points.

Rolling my eyes, I thought about it: "I've always had a problem that I can't figure out. Your sister's name is Chuyan. What a nice name. Why did you have such an ugly name?"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +666!

Zuan was taken aback immediately, this anger value is too exaggerated.

I saw that Chu's eyes were still red, and a small face was flushed red: "Damn, what Chuyan, that's her own name, her original name is Zhaodi!"

Zhaodi?Thinking of the cheap wife with fluttering white clothes and the temperament of a dusty fairy but with such a village girl's name, Zu'an suddenly looked strange.

Zhaodi, and so on, I remember that the son of the family seems to be called Youzhao

"Are you laughing at me?" Chu Huanzhao's words interrupted his thoughts.

"No, no," Zaun hurriedly denied, feeling the sparkle in her eyes, "By the way, why didn't you change your name?"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +199!

"I want to change it, but my parents won't let me say anything, and my sister won't let it go. Huh, she changed it herself, and she doesn't care about other people's life or death!" A look of grief and indignation.

"Wait!" Chu Huanzhao suddenly came to his senses, "Stop making friends with your aunt, I'm here to ask you to settle last night's debt!"

Zu'an is happily counting the anger points he got. He has already collected 875 points of anger points. Counting it, he can draw 8 prizes. This time, he must not draw out those messy things anymore. Hearing this, he subconsciously replied: "What happened last night must have been a misunderstanding."

"You've already climbed onto my bed, so there's no misunderstanding." Chu Huanzhao sneered again and again.

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +10!

Hey, how come the anger value is so low, it shows how much resentment she has for her name.

Zaan spread his hands: "Then why didn't you stop it then? Or call someone."

"I..." Chu Huanzhao's fair face flashed a red cloud, "I don't know what happened, it seems that I fell asleep at that time."

"I was also drunk at the time, and I don't know why I appeared in your room. There must be something strange about it." Zaan didn't care about the anger value at this time. Knowing martial arts, people at this age are the least important. If a mistake kills me, where can I go to reason?

"Could it be that I brought you into the house?" Chu Huanzhao sneered, "As the saying goes, wine is a matchmaker for sex. You go to my place instead of going to other places after you are drunk, which proves that you treat Miss Ben normally. Bad intentions."

Zaun stared at her airport-like chest, and sighed: "You are still a child, how could I have any thoughts about you, if I really have any thoughts, I should run to your sister's room. "

Chu Huanzhao was furious in an instant: "I have grown up obviously, and I can still help the family to manage the property occasionally! On the contrary, you are a waste, you can only eat dry food at home, how can you blame me!"

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +99!

Zaan secretly laughed, sure enough no matter which world he was in, the most taboo thing for young people who had just grown up was to be treated like a child.

"Look at your vicious look, which man would dare to marry you in the future? A woman should look like a woman, do needlework on weekdays, and learn virtuous virtues," Zuanyu looked at her earnestly, his eyes full of "Hey, my brother-in-law is also doing it for your own good."

Although he was a little worried about being beaten to death, seeing the soaring anger value, it was really hard for him to stop.

"Ahhh!" Chu Huanzhao felt that he was going crazy, this bastard didn't know what was wrong with him, and he actually acted like an elder to teach himself?

Anger value from Chu Huanzhao +33+33+33

Seeing that the numbers on the anger panel began to soar, Zaun almost didn't laugh out loud. This little girl's emotions are really provocative. If it was that Bingshan wife, it might not be so easy.

"Do you really want to hit me now? Don't forget that I'm your brother-in-law. Be careful when you bully your elders." As if he could see smoke coming from the girl's head across the way, Zaan was also a little guilty, so he caught a Will it make you bald if you only squeeze it?

But after thinking about it, it's not a big deal to let her beat her up. It shouldn't be too dangerous to be beaten on the chest by such a beautiful girl with small arms and legs. Maybe she can take the opportunity to break through that skill. .

The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +55!

Zaan didn't have time to be happy, he just felt a strong force hit his chest, he spurted out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the bed.

Chu also drew back his fist, and snorted disdainfully: "Seeing you provoke me like this, I thought you have something, cut, weak chicken!"