Dressed as a farmer's little blessing, the road to escape the deserted

"Mom, look quickly, look quickly, Fu Niu has eaten shit!"

The naughty boys pointed at Fu Niu'er and jumped, their expressions were still full of shock, with an extra three points of pity.

Isn't the Li family rich?

Isn't Fu Niuer the princess, can't she usually have enough to eat?

Then you can't eat shit!

If I had known earlier, I would have given her one of the white steamed buns at home...

Jiayin saw everything in their eyes, but she was powerless to refute, she was completely numb.

The fame of the first life is ruined here!

Which god is on duty today, hurry up and take away these stupid boys!

She is willing to give money, give money!

The little daughters-in-law who were pulled over by the children to watch the "shit man" are biting their lips at this moment, I am afraid that one of them will not be able to bear it, and they will roll all over the floor with laughter.

A little daughter-in-law who was very close to Mrs. Li on weekdays, shivered her shoulders and said stammeringly, "That... auntie, hehe, I misunderstood, this must be...haha..."

She tried hard for a long while, but she couldn't utter a complete sentence.

It's a pity that her son didn't know the old lady's "hard work", and still pulled the old lady's skirt, shouting loudly, "Mother, I didn't lie to you, I saw Fu Niuer licking..."

The little daughter-in-law covered her son's mouth, for fear that his son would "kill" herself.

The sauce jar was right next to them, of course they could see clearly, and knew that Fu Niuer must have dropped the sauce jar.

But it's really... too similar, too similar!

Jiayin's eyes were empty at the moment, and she was completely flattened and ridiculed.

Today is a proper dark history, and it will definitely not be erased in her life.

She shook her wet arm, turned her head and said, "Grandma, I think it should still be usable after I wash it!"

"It can be used? Ah! It can be used, of course it can be used!" Mrs. Li finally came to her senses, and responded in one voice, "Yes, yes, wash it, wash it quickly!"

She quickly took off the key from her waist and handed it to Shui Ling, "Open the front yard door quickly, and take Fu Niuer to wash up.

"Also, when Shuiyun goes home, bring me the bottle of sweet-scented osmanthus oil that Zhensheng bought me, hurry, hurry!"

Mother He didn't care too much anymore, she bent down to carry Jiang Jiayin Ren, and ran to the front yard. Just after turning the corner gate, laughter came from the back garden.

"Hahaha, whoops, my stomach!"

"Aiyo, aiyo, I really can't live anymore, I'm laughing to death!"

"Why did Fu Niuer fall into the tank, my naughty boy has never done this before!"

The little daughters-in-law couldn't help it, their laughter burst out, and they almost rolled on the avenue.

This time, it was the naughty boys' turn to be dumbfounded.

They looked at each other, and one of them put his hands on his hips and taught the old lady, "Mother, sir, you can't laugh at your friends!"

Fortunately, Jiayin didn't hear this sentence, otherwise she would have yelled in this naughty boy's ear, "Brother, you know, you understand, you understand, but what did you think just now!"

The two side rooms of the Cui family have hot spring pools. Not only can Mrs. Cui take a bath when she comes, but it is also very convenient to bring guests.

Now, Jiayin took off so much that there was not a single thread left, and jumped into the pool like a fat dumpling.

If possible, she would even want to take off her hair!

As Nanny He ran around the house, she had to open the water inlet and outlet to the maximum, otherwise the hot spring in the bath would soon turn into miso soup.

Also prepare bath beans, clean clothes and a charcoal basin for drying hair for the little master.

Of course, she also needs to change her clothes, because just now she was hugging the little master who looked like a loach, and now she is also covered in miso......

After a full hour, Jiayin's skin was wrinkled, so she let herself go.

After washing, Jiayin combed her hair again and put on a clean dress.

Mrs. Li had been waiting outside, and when the door of the anteroom opened, her granddaughter turned into a clean little fairy again, she was really relieved.

She asked in a low voice: "Well... Fu Niuer, what do you want to eat tonight? Grandma will bake sugar cakes for you, okay?"

"Okay, the pie is delicious, let's make some porridge!" Jiayin replied helplessly.

Mrs. Li nodded quickly, "Okay, okay, let's steam the buns, and bring out tomorrow morning's breakfast."

The grandparents chatted awkwardly all the way, and the lips of the donkey were not right.

After finally walking back to her home and sitting on a chair, Tao Hongying came back from the city.

When she entered the door, she habitually hugged the fat girl and sat in her arms, and then talked to her mother-in-law, "Mom, the restaurant business is really getting better and better!"

"Really?" Mrs. Li was afraid of embarrassing her granddaughter, so when she heard her daughter-in-law say this, she responded with a smile, "Of course it's good. It's hard to make money every day, and other people's families can't wait for it!"

Tao Hongying still wanted to talk, but suddenly she lowered her head and sniffed twice, and asked with a frown, "Mother, is the fried egg sauce at home, why does it smell like sauce?"

Mrs. Li just stood there stiffly, opening and closing her mouth several times, not knowing how to explain the big misunderstanding just now.

Unfortunately, at this time, Li Lao Er hurried back from the outside, and before entering the door, he yelled: "Mother, what's going on, I heard that Fu Niuer fell into the cesspit?!"

Mrs. Li slapped her forehead with a slap, and gave up struggling completely... Oh my god, this is too bad!

Jiayin covered her little face, jumped off the ground, and ran back to the backyard in a hurry.

Tao Hongying took the second elder brother's words seriously, her eyes were as wide as copper bells, and she stood up at that moment, "Mother, Fu Niuer really fell..."

"No, no!" Mrs. Li waved her hands desperately, and said quickly, "It's the sauce jar, the sauce jar!"

She quickly said what happened just now, and finally said: "The sauce jar is too high. I buried half of it in the ground. Fu Niuer thought there was not much sauce, so she plunged into it. It happened that the school was closed again. Those few A naughty boy yelled..."

Tao Hongying and Li Laoer thought about it, thinking about the fat girl covered in sauce, and thinking about the shock of the naughty boys, the picture is really "touching"!

Neither of them said a word, they both lowered their heads firmly, as if stepping on a wire under their feet, their whole bodies were trembling non-stop...

Mrs. Li also couldn't laugh or cry, and yelled at them, "Laugh if you want to laugh, don't hold back, my stomach still hurts now!"

Tao Hongying and Li Laoer, together with Nanny He and Shui Ling laughed out loud.

This "misunderstanding" is too serious, and it is the kind that Da Luo Jinxian can't explain even if he descends to earth!

Jiayin was lying on the kang in her suite, rolling over and over, muttering, "Shesi, Shesi ahhh!"

Tao Hongying managed to hold back her laughter, and chased after her daughter's room. Hearing this, she thought her daughter was being laughed at too much, and felt hostile in her heart.

She hurried forward to hug her daughter, and asked, "Shoot to death? Who is my Fu girl going to shoot to death? We can't do this, everyone just thinks it's funny, and they don't really want to laugh at you.

"Besides, it's just a saucepan. Let's be more careful in the future, right? You're still young, with short arms and legs. It's unavoidable. You won't be able to do it when you grow up!"

Jiayin touched the old lady's neck, and when she thought about it, she was very sad and angry, "Mother, they said that it's fine for me to fall into the cesspit, and they also said that I ate shit! Woohoo, I'm so mad!"