I'm serious about making money

Making money is a technical job.

Pay attention to the four subjects, cheat and deceive.

Most people who can make a fortune cannot do without these four words.

A person who is too upright cannot make a fortune.

Because primitive capital accumulation is bound to be cruel and difficult.

It's as if Jiang Yu is full of ideas now, and has a clear vision of the future development of the world, but unfortunately, he has nowhere to display them.

Because he has no capital.

The next morning, Jiang Yu continued to work on his security work, wandering around the campus.

He is in charge of patrol today.

The work is small, and finding opportunities to brush positive and negative energy is the most important thing.

It's a pity that I didn't even have a chance to help the old lady cross the road all morning.

There was no way, Jiang Yu had no choice but to create opportunities by himself.

There is a bookstore at the east gate of the campus. Jiang Yu went in and picked up a copy of "Reader" and another copy of "Yi Lin".

Then I asked the boss, "Is the bookstore holding an event today, buy "Reader" and get "Yilin" for free?"

The boss froze for a moment, "No, there has never been such an event, where did you see it?"

"I thought of it myself." Jiang Yu replied.

boss:? ? ?

You came to ask me about the activity you thought of?

"Negative energy value from Yang Aiguo, +50!"

Jiang Yu left contentedly.

I didn't buy those two magazines either.

The boss looked at "Reader" and "Yi Lin" on the counter silently, a little suspicious of life.

After leaving the store, Jiang Yu looked at the income record, and the current negative energy has exceeded [-] points.

The positive energy is only more than 120 points.

Although it is already possible to open a lucky bag, Jiang Yu decided to save a little more energy for a stud in view of the urine nature of this system.

He wandered around to the library again, just in time to see Li Yinghao walking towards the library with a book in his arms, and Jiang Yu quickly followed.

When he got behind Li Yinghao, he took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and threw it on the ground, then called Li Yinghao to stop.

"Sister Yinghao, is this the money you lost?"

Li Yinghao turned his head and saw a pink banknote lying on the ground. He quickly touched his pocket and said with a sigh of relief, "It's not my money."

"Who dropped that?"

Jiang Yu picked up the money and looked around pretendingly, "Anyway, no one saw it, why don't we share it."

"This," Li Yinghao looked around, "isn't it good?"

"It's okay, there's no one here anyway, why don't we both spend 50 and go to the movies, how about that?" Jiang Yu suggested.

Li Yinghao paused for a moment, came to understand, and said angrily: "You want to invite me to watch a movie with my sister? You still play such a small trick, it's a bad practice."

She said so, but she was still very happy in her heart.

In fact, when a man plays tricks on a woman, even if the woman sees it, she will probably not be angry, but secretly happy.

The reverse is also true.

Of course, the premise is to be handsome.

"Positive energy value from Li Yinghao, +50!"

When Jiang Yu saw the income record, he knew it well.

"Then do you want to go to the movies?"

"I won't refuse you, but I need to review, and the art test is coming soon."

"Hey," Jiang Yu sighed pretendingly.

In this way, he not only saved 50 yuan, but also earned wave energy value, not losing money.

After Li Yinghao left with the book in his arms, Jiang Yu found a bench and sat down, clasped his hands together, and muttered something.

"Elder Sun bless, Elder Zhu bless, Elder Tang bless... open it for me!"

Jiang Yu opened two lucky bags in one breath, after a burst of special effects.

"A roll of toilet paper with the scent of grass has been stored in the inventory and can be picked up at any time!" x2.

Jiang Yu: ...

your sister.

He was full of anticipation, and ended up with two rolls of toilet paper?

He has already issued three rolls of toilet paper, this system is too bad.

The toilet paper with the aroma of green grass is also toilet paper. You can buy a large pack for 10 yuan in the supermarket!

Fart is useless.

Jiang Yu has given up on this system.

suddenly.

"Hiss," he felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

Just not far away is the library, which has a toilet. Jiang Yu went in, chose a pit, and was going to solve it.

One advantage of the library is that there are aunts who change the toilet paper every day, so Jiang Yu didn't think much when he saw half of the paper towels sticking out of the paper towel box.

After he finished solving it, he grabbed the half of the tissue and pulled it down...

&nbo!

Only half left? !

At this time, a leisurely voice came from the pit next to it, "Brother, you didn't bring any paper, did you? I've been squatting here for half an hour."

"Positive energy value from Lin Hao, +50!"

The grandson actually felt very happy.

Haha, I am not the only fool.

Squat together you.

"Today is the weekend, and there are few people coming to the library. Fortunately, you didn't bring any paper. Finally, someone can talk with me. Brother, which department are you from?"

Jiang Yu was silent for a moment.

"Extract?"

"Yes."

Jiang Yu flipped his hand, and a roll of toilet paper with the fragrance of green grass appeared in his hand.

"I think I may not be able to accompany you anymore."

Lin Hao: ...

"Negative energy value from Lin Hao, +50!"

"Brother, is there any extra?" Lin Hao asked quietly.

"Yes," Jiang Yu said, "My paper towel has the fragrance of green grass, can you smell it?"

"I..." Lin Hao took a deep breath, almost not being stink to death.

He wanted to curse, but didn't dare, he didn't want to squat for another half hour.

"Negative emotion value from Lin Hao, +30!"

"Didn't you smell it, how fragrant it is, you can try again?"

Jiang Yu had finished wiping and began to put on his pants.

"I heard your uncle... Hey, this voice is so familiar. Is it Jiang Yu? It's you!"

Lin Hao finally recognized Jiang Yu's voice. "Your uncle, hurry up and bring the tissues to your father, your legs are numb."

"Who is controlling the situation now?" Jiang Yu finished flushing, pushed the door and went out, teasing Lin Hao playfully.

"I'll give you another chance to call Dad to listen?"

"Your uncle!" Lin Hao shouted, "Be careful, I will let your brother take care of you later, hurry up, and give me the paper."

"Then I'm leaving," Jiang Yu made a gesture to go out, "No one may come within half an hour."

"Fuck!"

"Negative energy value from Lin Hao, +30!"

After a lot of talking, Jiang Yu of course threw the tissue to Lin Hao.

Although a large wave of energy has been collected, Jiang Yu has no expectations for this broken system.

Get out the toilet paper, just get out the toilet paper.

In the future, you don't need to buy paper when you go to the toilet.

"Do you want to exchange for a lucky bag?"

Jiang Yu leaned against the sink and clicked "Yes".

After a burst of special effects.

"The 1000 yuan cash has been deposited into the inventory, and can be withdrawn at any time!"

Jiang Yu:? ? ?

It turns out that cash can really be withdrawn!

Jiang Yu was overjoyed.

Counting, he redeemed four lucky bags and got 1000 yuan in cash, which is much better than part-time jobs.

Jiang Yu looked happy, thinking about how to get energy points in the future.

How about buying and hanging firecrackers and throwing them into the women's toilet while there are too many people?

Or buy a bottle of stinky tofu and throw it in the boys' dormitory?

On the other side, Lin Hao got the paper towel, finally finished it, and walked out with difficulty supporting the wall.

After squatting for so long, my legs are numb.

As a result, as soon as he came out, he saw Jiang Yu smiling all over his face, and he was very happy.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Hao asked.

"I think of happy things."

"What are you happy about?"

"I thought of a way to make money."

"How to make money?"

"Go to the toilet and sell paper to those who don't have paper."

"..."

"Negative energy value from Lin Hao, +20!"

This kid has learned badly.