I'm serious about making money

In late January, the film academy's art exam will begin soon.

Jiang Yu expressed that he was not panicking at all, but rather calm.

Because he had taken the exam three times in his previous life, his experience can be said to be quite rich, and his impression was very deep.

The art examination of the Film Academy is divided into three rounds: preliminary examination, re-examination, and interview.

The first test is relatively easy, mainly self-introduction, recitation, body display, talent show, etc. The difficulty is not too big, the main thing is to screen out some poor conditions, so the elimination rate is very high.

The re-examination is a bit more complicated. This round is to examine the performance talent.

Jiang Yu still remembers that the teacher at that time gave an impromptu performance topic: going to the grave.

The other candidates generally cried and wiped away their tears, expressing sadness in various ways.

Jiang Yu was different.

He knelt down at the teacher on the spot, kowtowed three times, then got up and stared at the teacher.

The teachers were so overwhelmed by him that they didn't dare to say a word and let him go out.

After so many years, every time Jiang Yu thinks about this, he still digs his toes in embarrassment, wishing he could travel back and slap himself a few times.

Now that he really has a chance to start over, Jiang Yu can't say that he is confident, he can only be said that he is full of confidence.

More importantly, he now has a system.

Ever since he discovered that water stickers on the Internet can also accumulate energy points, he spends an hour or two every day dedicated to distributing seeds to old perverts on the Internet.

It made the old perverts on the Internet terrified of Jiang Yu's id "Wolongsheng".

"Brothers, there is a guy named Wolongsheng who is disguising gourd babies as resources and distributing them around. It's so insane! Brothers, you must pay attention to distinguishing when you download the film."

"It's this fucking day. Last time I downloaded it for two hours, I took off my pants, and a paper man came out and sang gourd baby to Laozi..."

"Fuck, it's too hateful, who will kill him?"

"I have a copy of "Hypnosis で Sleep Take られ Creampie しされた Wife" here. It is definitely not a gourd baby. If you want it, please email."

"The host is nice"

"A good man lives a safe life"

"Positive energy value from Sun Rong, +15!"

Looking at the mailboxes that kept coming under the post, the corners of Jiang Yu's mouth rose wildly.

According to the emails left by the netizens, the seeds were sent out one by one. Jiang Yu decisively went offline and left the Internet cafe with iced tea.

two hours later.

Below that post.

"Brothers, retreat quickly. This Qingwu Feiyang and Wolongsheng are in the same group. Lao Zi believed his evil. After two hours of downing, his pants took off. Click on it and see that it is the eighth set of radio gymnastics... "

"Negative energy value from Sun Rong, +99!"

"..."

Since mastering this trick, Jiang Yu has never worried about negative energy.

In just a few days, he has accumulated 3000 positive energy points, and his negative energy points have reached more than [-] points.

Every time I distribute seeds to sand sculpture netizens, I can reap a wave of positive energy.

After they finally finished downloading and discovered the contents, they would contribute a lot of negative energy to Jiang Yu.

It can be said to be a huge profit, one fish and two meals.

Now that he has so many energy points, Jiang Yu decided to stud.

After returning to the rental house, he opened ten lucky bags in one go.

"A roll of toilet paper with the scent of green grass has been stored in the inventory and can be picked up at any time!" x8

"An ultra-thin and silky condom has been stored in the inventory and can be retrieved at any time!" x2

I am special!

Jiang Yu burst into foul language in anger.

In the past few days, he didn't know how many sand sculpture netizens who were begging for seeds had saved up so much energy, and in the end he got such a little thing.

Really nimahei.

Forget about toilet paper, condoms... Who is looking down upon in exchange for this stuff.

Jiang Yu decisively chose to extract.

Turning over his hand, two condoms appeared in his palm, but he didn't know if the size was right or not.

Jiang Yu didn't bother to try it, so he put it in his pocket casually, maybe he would use it someday.

As for the remaining energy values.

Jiang Yu calmed down for a while, and decided to exchange three "Maiba Experience Cards" first, and then exchange three "Actor Experience Cards" in case they need to be used during the art test.

There are still [-] positive energy points and [-] negative energy points left, enough for him to open the lucky bag nine times.

I really don't believe in this evil.

Straight Stud!

After a burst of fake Wumao special effects.

"An ultra-thin and silky condom has been stored in the inventory and can be retrieved at any time!" x6

"The 1000 yuan cash gift package has been stored in the inventory and can be withdrawn at any time!" x3

"Cool!"

Jiang Yu finally became happy. This wave of lucky bags was well opened and directly brought 3000 yuan.

Adding in the salary of 2000 yuan, the 500 yuan he got from Jiang Dashan, and the remaining [-] yuan for himself, Jiang Yu's assets directly exceeded [-] yuan, and he was on the way to [-] yuan.

To describe it in lyrics, I make money, make money, and I don't know how to spend it...

Jiang Yu then decided to reward herself, wandered downstairs, found a barbecue stall, ordered twenty skewers, a grilled chicken wing, a plate of grilled leeks, and a bottle of Fat House Happy Water, and took them back to the rental house .

To say that this house is really nice, with two bedrooms and one living room, but the roommate in the second bedroom never showed up, and the lights in the room were always off, so Jiang Yu used the living room, kitchen, and bathroom all by himself.

It can be said that it is a big profit to rent such a house for three hundred and eighty a month.

Come to the living room, lie down on the sofa, drink happy water, and eat mutton skewers, which is nourishing.

Especially this skewer, sprinkled with cumin and sesame seeds, it is so fragrant that it makes people drool.

"Sizzle~"

Suddenly, the sound of drooling came from the room.

Jiang Yu paused, I wasn't drooling, where did the sound of drooling come from.

I'll take another bite and try.

"Sizzle~"

The sound of sucking saliva sounded again.

Jiang Yu jumped up all of a sudden.

This is not an auditory hallucination.

He was sure there were other people in the room besides him!

Could it be a haunted...or a glutton?

Jiang Yu turned on all the lights in the room, went to the kitchen to grab a kitchen knife, and checked the bedroom, balcony, toilet, kitchen, and under the bed, but found nothing.

Is it possible...

Jiang Yu looked at the only second bedroom that hadn't been found, and looked under the crack of the door. It was pitch black inside.

"Is it fragrant?"

With a knife in one hand and grilled chicken wings in the other, Jiang Yu walked to the door of the second bedroom and asked.

Nothing happened inside.

"How about I have another bite, you hear?" Jiang Yu took a bite of the grilled chicken wing.

"Sizzle~"

The sound of sucking saliva came again from inside.

"There is someone inside, come out!" Jiang Yu said loudly.

For so many days, he always thought that the second bedroom was empty, but he didn't expect that there was someone in it, but he didn't make any sound, so he just hid it from him.

There is absolutely something going on here.

After dawdling inside for a while, the light came on, and the door creaked open, revealing a round, chubby face.

"Brother, I'm sorry, this is so delicious, I really can't hold back..."

Jiang Yu was happy when he saw her.

Isn't this Jia Lin'er, why did the child become so thin?