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In 2005, the main form of mass entertainment was television.

After the "Crosstalk Contest" was broadcast, it quickly aroused great repercussions, especially "Blind Date in Progress", which created countless new memes and aroused the enthusiasm of the majority of sand sculpture netizens.

On a post bar.

I'm the Lion King: "Anyone want to come to the poem? I'll come first, and a line of egrets will go up to the blue sky."

Soon some sand sculpture netizens replied.

My little Jiejie: ​​"Two roast ducks are walking next to each other."

"Bowl."

"A bowl of braised beef noodles."

"I wonder how much you can worry about?"

&nEgg Fried Rice jy: "Hahaha, you also watched "Blind Date in Progress", that show made me laugh so hard."

My little Jiejie: ​​"But it's a pity that I didn't win the cross talk contest."

I'm the Lion King: "Agreed, I also specially watched the awards show of the cross talk contest, I was really pissed off, "When a Blind Date" is such a good show, it gave a second prize, but I just don't understand the first prize How funny is that show?"

Black Prince Alek: "Yes, yes, I also think "Cross Talk in Progress" is the funniest, maybe the judges have their own considerations."

I'm The Lion King: "My dad also said that "Cross Talk in Progress" is a sketch, not a cross talk. I really don't understand it. It's just funny, it doesn't matter if it's a cross talk or a sketch.”

Several netizens were complaining, and after a while, a person named Wolongsheng replied:

"The first prize is "Unity and Win the Grand Prize". This cross talk was written by Ma Ji, and the two actors are also Ma Ji's apprentices. Half of the judges below are Ma Ji's apprentices. Who dare you to win the first prize? ?”

I'm the Lion King: "Is there any inside information upstairs? Why is this so, you should avoid suspicion."

Lloyd: "The Celestial Dynasty is about to end. There are shady scenes in this kind of game. I really want to run quickly."

Wo Longsheng: "Hehe, it's good for your size... In fact, it doesn't matter who wins the first prize, as long as the audience likes their show, I know the two actors of "Cross Talk in Progress", and they are already preparing for the Spring Festival Gala."

I'm The Lion King: "Wow ヾ(≧▽≦*)o, it would be great if I could be on the Spring Festival Gala! I'm looking forward to it!" <? "

Wo Longsheng: "Do you want to watch a movie?"

I'm The Lion King: "What film?"

Wo Longsheng: "It's the kind of film that can be performed by two people in a small room."

I'm The Lion King: "Wow, do you have footage from any other shows from The Legend of the Turtle?"

Wolongsheng: ...

Jiang Yu didn't bother to reply, it's boring if this person doesn't take the bait.

He casually passed a seed of "Teletubbies" and got off the phone.

Now the post bars that old perverts often go to can no longer deceive people, and everyone knows the famous "Wolongsheng".

He can only save the country with curves, go to other post bars to distribute seeds, and harm those little color embryos.

Fish as you please.

At the same time, in Liu's study.

Liu Sisi was wearing headphones, refreshing the post, a little confused.

Hey, why did this person named Wolongsheng spread the seed of "Fu の の の 前 で 火 さ れ て", and a bunch of netizens called him a good person?

Others wished him a safe life.

It's so weird.

Just as she was about to download it, she heard Mama Liu's voice from outside the study: "Liu Sisi, stop playing with the computer and come out to eat quickly!"

Liu Sisi quickly took off her earphones, cleared her browsing history first, then turned off her computer, and stepped on her slippers to go out for dinner.

……

CCTV, a conference room.

Huang Xiao, the director of "Cross Talk Contest", and Liu Li, the producer, flipped through the letters from the audience, and couldn't help laughing: "These old cadres, don't recuperate well, what's the matter with staring at our show all the time?"

Needless to say, there is a group in China called Veteran Cadres who like to watch TV the most, and then write letters to the program team to find out what's wrong.

What is wrong with the three views, it is easy to teach young people badly, affect the social atmosphere and so on, give me some pointers, and brush up the sense of existence.

Jiang Yu and Jia Lin's "Blind Date in Progress" was also picked on a lot of faults, mainly for two reasons.

One is that it lacks cultural connotation, does not comment on current events, and satirizes unhealthy social phenomena.

The second is that there are plots such as tampering with poems, which are easy to spoil young people.

One of the veteran cadres said that the grandson of his family has been mistaken for reciting ancient poems. The teacher asked "a line of egrets go up to the blue sky", and the grandson opened his mouth and said "two roast ducks walking beside the ground".

This is tampering with ancient poems and poisoning young people!

Huang Xiao is also very helpless, he likes the program "Blind Date in Progress" very much, it is funny, humorous, novel in form, and the subject matter is also down to earth, which can arouse the love of young people.

Such a program is entirely hopeful that it will be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

And he also knows that these old cadres may not really care about the development of young people, most of them are still instigated.

Instigated by whom?

Needless to ask, it is naturally those "mainstream" cross talk actors.

As Lao Guo said well, there is only naked hatred between colleagues.

They are just talking about learning to sing, but they are not good at anything. They usually hold the signboard of traditional culture, wipe their red lips, and perform everywhere. They pay 200 yuan for one performance.

Although there is not much money, at least I will not die of hunger.

For them, what they are most afraid of is the appearance of a cross talk actor.

They wish that everyone would hold on to those old jokes and make some innovations.

Isn't this smashing the job.

The more conservative, the more declining.

The more declining, the more conservative.

"Let's contact them first and ask them if they would like to perform a sketch. The scale of the sketch is much larger, and those crosstalk actors have nothing to say. It's okay to ask the Broadcasting Art Troupe to apply for a sketch," Liu Li suggested.

Huang Xiao was chubby, adjusted his glasses, and said, "The competition for Xiaopin is too fierce now, so it is more certain to occupy the spot for cross talk."

Liu Li nodded.

In this era, short-form actors such as Wang Hong, Gong Hanlin, and Zhao Bensan are still active on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and short-form shows are not well-received.

On the contrary, cross talk is on the decline, and no decent programs can be produced. It is safest to apply for the Spring Festival Gala in the name of cross talk.