I'm serious about making money

Jiang Yu hasn't been back to the rental house for a long time.

Until he received a notice from the director team of the Spring Festival Gala, asking him and Jia Lin to rehearse well and prepare for the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala.

The language programs of the Spring Festival Gala are submitted by various art groups, and then selected by the director team during the rehearsal process.

However, "Blind Date in Progress" first passed the screening of "Cross Talk Contest", so it can be said that it came out of CCTV, and the possibility of appearing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is quite high.

In Jiang Yu's previous life, it was Zhou Wei and Zhao Yan's "I'm Used to Him" ​​on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. This cross talk is indeed very brilliant, but it is still a little worse than "When the Blind Date is in Progress".

Now that the pressure is on Zhou Wei's side, Jiang Yu is sure to win.

This evening, it rained lightly.

Jiang Yu finished school, had a hasty dinner, took an umbrella, and rushed back to the rental house.

Jialin usually performs everywhere, while he is busy with classes. After the "Crosstalk Contest", the two have almost no interaction.

There is still an appointment tonight, and the two of them are going to get together to discuss the matter of going to the Spring Festival Gala.

Jiang Yu hurried upstairs, two floors away, when she heard the landlady knocking on the door, "Where is anyone, is there anyone?"

"Here," Jiang Yu quickly responded, "What's wrong with you? We didn't miss your rent, water and electricity."

"I know you haven't lost the rent, but now I can't rent it to you anymore," the landlady looked at Jiang Yu who was climbing the stairs, "I have been here several times, but I haven't found any of you, where are you going?" This is it?"

Jiang Yu opened the door with the key and said, "I'm at school, and Jia Lin has gone to a performance."

"Are you talking about friends? That girl is much older than you, right?" The landlady was quite gossipy.

"No, she is my sister."

The landlady nodded, went into the house and found that the house was well preserved, she nodded with satisfaction and said: "The girl is actually not bad, with big buttocks, she is fat, and she is very fertile."

Jiang Yu smiled, "Where did you say that? By the way, you just said that the house will not be rented to us. Why, why did we offend you?"

He wiped the mud off his feet on the carpet at the door of the room before going in.

"It's nothing," the old lady landlady sat down on the chair and waved her hands quickly.

"You didn't offend me. I'm sorry. My son is going to buy a house in the United States. I'm going to sell this house and buy him a house there."

Jiang Yu sat down with her, "What's so good about the country of Mi, the house in Yanjing is only valuable, especially the location of your house is so good."

"It would be nice to have the country of America? My son will be from the country of America in the future," the landlady said with great yearning for the country.

"Speaking of which, you, a child, don't understand. The United States has democracy and freedom. Do you know what freedom is?"

"I know," Jiang Yu said, "Freedom Mi Lijian, shoot every day."

"This is what freedom is," the landlady spat, "That is freedom, that is freedom... Hey, I can tell you, our family's ancestors are flying the yellow flag of Qing Dynasty!"

Jiang Yu shook his head and smiled, what the hell is going on.

The old lady continued: "I'm going to sell this house in the next year, I'll let you know in advance, find a house quickly, and move out as soon as possible."

"You said you were going to sell the house, why not sell it to me, how much do you plan to sell it for?"

"Do you want to buy it?" The landlady was a little surprised, and stretched out five fingers, "Do you have this number?"

Jiang Yu asked, "Five thousand?"

"Five thousand? Are you kidding my old lady?! Five hundred thousand!"

Jiang Yu quickly calculated the accounts. This house is a small two-bedroom house, about 7000 square meters. After conversion, it costs [-] yuan per square meter.

The old lady was clearly trying to scare him.

At this time, the new house in Yanjing was only 7000 yuan per square meter, why not buy a new house with 50 yuan.

As for the price of second-hand housing is higher than that of new housing, that is after the price increase in 2015 to remove inventory.

The result is that it creates an illusion for everyone, thinking that house prices will go up forever, so that countless young people empty six wallets and the next 30 years just to buy a set of cement boxes.

The rest of those who couldn't afford a house just lay flat.

As for now, at this moment in 2006, the house could sell for 40 at most.

Jiang Yu said: "How about this, old lady, I want this house sincerely, I will offer 30 yuan, how about the full amount?"

"You have 30?" The landlady looked Jiang Yu up and down, "You really have 30? Did you rob a bank?"

Jiang Yu smiled and said, "If I rob the bank, can I buy the China World Trade Center and your house?"

"You sincerely want it?" The landlady looked at Jiang Yu as nonsense, "I can't sell you the 30, at least 40."

This is where the price starts to rise.

"Don't worry about it. You can think about it later. I'll prepare the money and we'll discuss it later."

"Okay, then it's a deal, I'll come back to you later," the old lady was still very satisfied with Jiang Yu, and left after explaining a few words.

Jiang Yu looked at this old house—it was said to be an old house, but in fact it was only about ten years old. With a little decoration and better furniture, it would be very comfortable to live alone.

The most important thing is that in the previous life, he struggled in the imperial capital for nearly ten years, but he failed to own a house of his own.

Unexpectedly, after rebirth, this goal will be achieved so soon.

It was getting late, but Jia Lin still didn't come back, so Jiang Yu turned on the TV, intending to watch and wait.

"The bride in Zuojiazhuang, didn't we save it? Didn't you see how sad she was crying..."

On CCTV [-], the TV drama channel, Guo Furong and Xiaoqing sat on the roof in night clothes, counting their great achievements since they entered the rivers and lakes.

As soon as the picture changed, the shopkeeper in the inn sighed and said, "Miss Zhao from Zuojiazhuang, what a nice person, but she's a little ugly, she finally got married, and she was so excited that tears filled her eyes."

Lao Bai went on to say: "While weeping, a pair of male and female demons descended from the sky and beat the groom violently, saying that we are doing justice for the heavens."

The screen turned again, and Guo Furong continued: "That little beggar in Shibalipu, if we don't take action, won't he be burned alive by that old villain?"

Inside the inn, Lao Bai was filled with righteous indignation: "Mr. Xue from Shibalipu, what a wonderful person!I was doing cupping for beggars that day..."

The shopkeeper took it over and said: "Just after the fire was lit, male and female demons fell from the sky, punched and kicked them, and said while beating, we are doing justice for the sky!"

"Hahaha..." Jiang Yu sat on the chair and laughed.

He has watched "Wulin Biography" many times, and he can memorize many lines, but every time he sees this passage, he still finds it very funny.

This kind of funny is not the hard thorns like "look at your ugly skin" to make you laugh, nor is it the offensive "funny" like "ordinary and confident", but uses the contrast between the plot and the characters to form a point of laughter that makes the audience understand smile.

This is a very clever comedy technique.

No matter how many times you watch it, you won't get tired of it, but you will feel kind, as if there really is such an inn, and there really are such a group of flirtatious and demonic friends.

Jiang Yu looked at the TV and felt nostalgic for no reason.

It's been many years.

On an early winter night, just after it rained, the old community had no street lights, only a few old windows with curtains drawn, revealing dim lights.

Seeing the light on, Jia Ling groped in the dark, accidentally stepped on a loose floor tile, and was splashed with mud, which was more dangerous than a landmine.

She raised her head and looked at the familiar window. There was a snow-white light in the window, and she couldn't help feeling warm in her heart.

Someone is waiting for her.

Jia Lin walked into the stairwell and wanted to cough a few times to turn on the voice control light, but the footsteps were too heavy, and the voice control was immediately awakened.

If Jiang Yu found out, he should laugh at her for gaining weight, right?

Jialin couldn't help laughing.

Thoughts raced through his mind.

It's been a year.

Compared with a year ago, her current situation is very different.

At that time, in order to avoid the 300 yuan rent, she huddled in the room without daring to breathe.

Today, she has already appeared on CCTV, and even went to the Spring Festival Gala. She can perform everywhere, and she no longer has to worry about the hundreds of dollars.

All this is thanks to that man.

Jia Lin came to the familiar door and was about to knock when she heard Jiang Yu's hahaha laughter from inside the room, and she laughed too.