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The plot of "Crazy Stone" is not complicated, but the narrative technique is very novel.

At the beginning of the chapter, Guo Tao is treating a disease that men can understand. Following the screen, he jumps onto the cable car. Jiang Yu shows a greasy smile and flirts with Yu Lan.

"The sea of ​​people is vast, and I saw you right away in the crowd. You have a substance called charm (charm), which can fascinate men."

As he said that, he even took a deep breath on Yu Lan, feeling extremely intoxicated.

"Tsk," Zhang Xiaoxiao frowned.

This character is really disgusting, what she hates the most is this kind of frivolous prodigal who thinks he is romantic, but is actually nasty.

"From Zhang Xiaoxiao's negative energy value, +10!"

On the big screen, Yu Lan smiled at Jiang Yu, then raised her high heels and stomped hard on Jiang Yu's feet.

"Ah!" Jiang Yu screamed.

He let go of the pain, and the Coke in his hand fell from the sky.

"Beautiful!" Someone in the audience applauded.

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Zhang Xiaoxiao also exclaimed happily, but then he was a little confused.

How does this plot jump around.

Then the camera jumps again, first Brother Dao and his gang are moving, and their uncle checks their driver's license, then Wang Xun's little BMW is hit by a van's headlights, and finally Guo Tao's car is smashed by a coke can falling from the sky, he comes down and scolds his mother , but forgot to pull the handbrake, and the van crashed straight into the BMW.

"Hahaha," Zhang Xiaoxiao leaned back and forth with a smile, four big words popped up in his heart: That's it.

The plot itself is nothing, but the director used a multi-line narrative technique to film it full of wit and wit.

At the beginning of 2006, the directors of Tianchao were still busy transitioning from literary films to commercial films, either using big productions to shoot extremely boring stories, or making a bunch of jokes to amuse the audience.

No director has tried multi-line narration and tried to make a good genre film.

For these audiences, "Crazy Stone" is just two words: fresh and fun.

The plot continued to develop. Brother Dao's gang, the international thieves from Xiangjiang, and Guo Tao's security team fought to the death for a piece of jade, but it was Xie Xiaomeng who won in the end.

And Xie Xiaomeng's purpose of stealing the jade was just to pick up girls.

"Without any precautions or concerns, you just appeared in my world and brought me surprises. I can't help myself..."

Accompanied by Jiang Yu's singing, Jiang Yu met Yu Lan in an arcade. He didn't know if it was love at first sight or just because of sex. In short, he decided to get this woman.

"Your boyfriend isn't an obstacle to us, he doesn't care about eternity, he only cares about having..."

"Although the famous flower has an owner, I will loosen the soil, hehe..."

On the big screen, Jiang Yu grinned lewdly.

Zhang Xiaoxiao had goosebumps.

For no reason, she thought of the deputy editor-in-chief of her newspaper, a bald middle-aged greasy man, who also liked to laugh like this, and also liked to harass female colleagues like this.

"From Zhang Xiaoxiao's negative energy value, +55!"

As the old saying goes, strong women are afraid of pestering men, and young women are afraid of hooligans. With Jiang Yu's entanglement, he really succeeded in getting close to Yu Lan.

Under the guise of a birthday party, he brought Yu Lan to the KTV, made the lonely young woman half drunk, and then took out the emerald that he had dropped off and hung it around Yu Lan's neck.

"Don't worry, I only enter your body, not your life, hehehe..." He pinched Yu Lan's face with a lewd smile.

"Hahaha..." There was a burst of laughter in the cinema.

The male compatriots smiled knowingly, wishing they could replace it with their bodies.

After the female compatriots finished laughing, their faces turned red, and they spat softly, "Rogue!"

As the movie played, the audience's emotions became more and more high. At the end, Huang Bai bit the bread and was chased by the shopkeeper on the highway on a motorcycle, and the audience almost burst out laughing.

"Oh no!"

At the end of the film, applause and cheers erupted in the auditorium.

These reporters are very face-saving.

I thought it was a bad movie, so I made a trip just for the red envelopes, but I didn't expect to watch such a terrible movie.

Naturally, they are not stingy with praise.

After the movie ended, the main creators came to the stage for interviews. Three people received the most attention, one was the director Ning Hao, the other was Huang Bai, and the third was Jiang Yu.

Needless to say, Ning Hao, Huang Bai's performance is indeed outstanding, and the reason why Jiang Yu received attention is very strange.

Zhang Xiaoxiao stood up and asked, "Excuse me, director, how did you write Xie Xiaomeng's lines? This is too obscene."

Like "I don't care about forever, I only care about what I once had", and what "just don't enter your body, don't enter your life", this is the first time I've seen someone talk about a one-night stand in such a fresh and refined way.

True to the saying, hooligans are not to be feared, they are only afraid that hooligans are educated.

It's impossible to write such tiger-wolf words without sleeping with dozens of women.

She directly doubted whether Ning Hao had any life experience.

Ning Hao laughed, and sold Jiang Yu backhandedly, "I want to report, I didn't write these lines, they were improvised by actors, and they acted in their true colors. If you want to arrest him, go arrest him."

This grandson also specially added the accent on the words "acting in his true colors".

"Oh!" came a booing voice from below.

Jiang Yu was embarrassed for a while, and in order to avoid the female compatriots from gathering fire, he quickly explained: "This is all for movies, for art, I assure you, I am very pure, and I have never even had a relationship until now. .”

"Oh!" The male compatriots below continued to boo.

Believe in you!

Have never talked about love, can you write this kind of words? !

We're all men, we get it...

Zhang Xiaoxiao also cursed secretly, you have never been in love, you only enter other people's bodies, not their lives!

If he could come up with such a line, this actor must not be a good person.

Especially those who are so handsome, they must have brought disaster to many women from good families.

"From Zhang Xiaoxiao's negative energy value, +66!"

After the interview, Zhang Xiaoxiao returned to the newspaper office, thinking about how to write a film review for "Crazy Stone" with a pen in his mouth.

"How was the movie, Xiaoxiao?" The senior came over and asked her.

"Well," Zhang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, "this movie is quite interesting."

"Fun?" The senior was taken aback.

They are all professional journalists. After receiving red envelopes from others, no matter how ugly the movie is, they will not just say it is ugly, but have a set of professional speech skills.

For example, if the movie is good, it will be exaggerated directly.

If the movie is mediocre, but there are merits, it will say "this movie was made smartly".

If the movie is really bad, you can only say "you know how hard the director worked".

Basically no one will rate "this movie is fun".

Not only Zhang Xiaoxiao, but other reporters from all walks of life basically gave a convergent evaluation after watching "Crazy Stone": This movie is so fun.

Then there is only one possibility: this movie is really fun!

As the screenings unfolded one after another, various media and reporters acted as tap water, and word of mouth of "Crazy Stone" spread little by little.

But Jiang Yu didn't have time to attend the rest of the screenings.

Because the rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala has begun!