"Then let me ask you, if after we got married, your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"
In the Spring Festival Gala in 2006, Jia Lin asked the ultimate question that women love most and men hate most in the future.
Jiang Yu thought for a while, "I will save whoever is closest to me first."
"Same close."
"Then, I will save whoever is thinner first."
"Same skinny."
"This..." Jiang Yu was caught in a dilemma.
"Oh!" There was booing and laughter from the auditorium.
As an audience, what I love most is when the actors on stage are caught in a dilemma, so that there is something to laugh about.
At the same time, they also expect Jiang Yu to give a witty answer to this ultimate question:
Your mother and your daughter-in-law fell into the water together, who do you save first?
After thinking about it, Jiang Yu said firmly, "Save my mother."
Jia Lin was naturally dissatisfied with this answer, "I think you can think about this question again."
"Save my mother," Jiang Yu replied.
"No, you can think about it again"
Jiang Yu interrupted her directly, "Help my mother!"
"You made a very correct choice, goodbye!"
Jiang Yu looked sad, and was about to step down, but suddenly turned his head, wanting to save you again, "If I said to save you, would you marry me?"
Jialin put her hands behind her back and said, "That's not necessarily the case."
"Drown you deserve it!"
"Hahaha" the audience laughed.
In fact, this problem is a woman making unreasonable troubles. No matter who you save, she will not be satisfied.
Then the best answer is naturally "save my mother" and "you deserve it for drowning".
Can't get used to them.
Jiang Yu went to change clothes at the end of the game. In the middle of the gap, Liu Ma glanced at Liu Dad. Liu Dad instinctively felt murderous, and wiped the sweat that did not exist on his forehead.
His mother died early, so she didn't have to be tortured like this.
Liu Ma said, "Your daughter and I fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"
Liu Sisi also turned her head and looked at Dad Liu: "Yes, I fell into the water with my mother, who do you save first?"
"Ah this???"
The two most important women in his life were looking at him, and Dad Liu was in a daze.
It's not appropriate to save anyone first!
Fuck, how can there be such a difficult question in this world?
Who the hell came up with this kind of question?
"Negative energy value from Dad Liu, +99!"
Liu Tianli looked at his granddaughter and daughter-in-law fooling around, and smiled cheerfully with his toothless mouth open.
Looking at his son again, he shook his head with a smile. This silly boy is not yet 50 years old, and he is too young. He doesn't understand women's hearts at all.
On the TV, the music played, this time it was "I love you love you like a mouse loves rice"
This is also a familiar song, and the emotions of the audience at the scene have been mobilized at this time, applauding and beating the beat.
Jiang Yu wore gold-rimmed glasses, changed into a black suit, and wore a white scarf. He was a gentleman, and he was handsome.
More importantly, his whole temperament has changed at this time.
The increase brought about by the "drama bone experience card" is huge, and it can be said that Jiang Yu's acting skills have been improved qualitatively.
In this hour, Jiang Yu can be said to act like whoever, whether it is body or eyes, just two words: in place.
"Ah, the setting sun falls on the wheat field of my hometown, and the wind blows between you and me. I am like a lonely fish. When will I swim into your heart?"
As soon as he entered the stage, Jiang Yu recited a poem first, and the audience applauded and applauded.
"Wow, what a handsome guy"
Liu Sisi's eyes lit up in front of the TV, feeling her heart skip a beat.
The same is true for Jia Lin, when she saw this gentlemanly male god, her whole body fell into a slump, she sagged her body into an S shape, and smiled shyly, "Oh my god, there is a poet here, so romantic .”
As she expected, the audience below burst out laughing.
A fat girl looked at the male god and smiled shyly, which seemed so funny and funny to the audience.
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In modern society, slimness is regarded as beautiful. Girls have spent a lot of effort to lose weight, but those fat girls should be silent, inferior, and need to be rescued.
When this fat girl clumsily imitates those beauties with concave shapes and pursues love, she looks so funny.
This is the biggest reason why Jialin became popular later.
And Jia Lin herself is happy to see the results.
"Actually, I'm a literary girl, why don't we match poems?" Jia Lin also imitated Jiang Yu's appearance, and suggested politely.
This was a transitional line, but the audience below laughed out loud.
Jia Lin knew right away that what Jiang Yu said was right. After she gained weight, she was really at home in comedy.
Even where there is no baggage, the audience can laugh.
"What if life is just like seeing you first?" Jia Lin asked the question.
Jiang Yu said, "A bowl of braised beef noodles."
"Is there a return date, sir?"
"An original KFC."
"I wonder how much you can worry about?"
“Cumin Teppanyaki Fatty Beef.”
Jiang Yu spoke seriously and out of tune, which formed a cute contrast.
The audience in the audience was already laughing up and down.
At this point in the performance, Jiang Ping, Jiang Kangmei and others actually don't quite understand it.
They themselves are not well-educated and cannot understand some of the poems in it, but they still watch the TV with relish, watching the familiar and unfamiliar Jiang Yu laughing and cursing, performing to their heart's content.
That was their nephew, their relative.
At this time, he really walked from that poor village to the glamorous stage of the Spring Festival Gala step by step, as if he was a different person.
Until now, Jiang Ping still can't believe this is real, and always feels like a dream.
It wasn't until Jialin finished the blind date, the two stepped down, and the singing of the auspicious three treasures sounded, that Jiang Ping came back to his senses.
"Father, I don't want to go to the south to work anymore, I also want to go to Yanjing!"
Jiang Kangmei nodded, and muttered to herself, "I'm promising, I'm promising."
"What's wrong with cumin teppanyaki fat beef?" Yang Mi couldn't help but chuckle.
She had to admit that Jiang Yu's skit really had merit, at least it could make her laugh, no wonder it made it to the Spring Festival Gala.
Now, Jiang Yu has gained a great reputation.
It is foreseeable that after the spread of the Spring Festival Gala, countless viewers will remember him next year, followed by countless drama appointments and program invitations.
It is no exaggeration to say that Jiang Yu has completed the magnificent transformation from a security guard to a star just by relying on this one program.
No one dared to look down on his origin anymore.
Film Academy, [-] Acting Department, everyone is still an ugly duckling, this guy has directly become a big white goose.
Yang Mi was lying on the sofa, tilting his head and watching the TV, feeling a little complicated.
She is strong in peeing and has great ambitions.
He Huan in the department pursues her, so what annoys her the most is He Huan—my old lady is working hard on her career, and she is on the rise, so how can she have time to spend time with you?
This is not to look down on people.
On the contrary, it was Jiang Yu who was neither cold nor cold with her, which made her feel better.
On the TV, Jiang Yu changed into a mink coat again, wearing a big gold chain and sunglasses, and entered the stage shiveringly. This time he played the role of a successful self-made man, also known as a rich man.
Yang Mi suddenly realized that this man was the same person as himself!
It's just that Jiang Yu hid it deeper.
Zhang Xiaofei always said that Jiang Yu was lazy, and would not dare to do anything unless she urged her.
But Jiang Yu is writing songs, filming TV shows, and now she even goes to the Spring Festival Gala—how can such a person be lazy?
This guy is obviously very ambitious, but the disguise is excellent!
Or the old lady slept with him?
Such an idea suddenly popped up in Yang Mi's mind, so absurd that she couldn't help laughing.
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