I'm serious about making money

In Ning Hao's early movies, there is a rule that the more handsome and cool-looking a character is, the worse his death will be.

In "Racing Car", the ceiling of force should be the Thai guy Artest, who can not only fight, but also calm down when things happen.

At the trading site, suddenly a group of cops broke in. He unhurriedly put the flour into his bag, and then he overthrew the entire team of security guards by himself, and left calmly.

Just as he was concentrating on observing the movement of the note, a wrench protruded from behind and aimed at the back of his head.

As soon as the wrench hit it, Artest, the god of war, rushed to the street.

"Hahaha..." Wang Weili was overjoyed.

Before watching the movie, no one would have thought that the most outstanding characters in "Racing Car" were not Geng Hao played by Huang Bai, or even Dong Hai played by Jiang Yu, but these two idiot killers.

"What are you looking at? You are about to get married. Marriage is not a child's play. You have to be dedicated."

"Do one line, love one line."

"We are professional, we must have principles."

"There is no yield without guts, and high returns come from high risks"

"Brother-in-law, will we commit so many injustices that we will kill ourselves?"

"You're full of jingle, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"

A line of classic lines spread out, and it developed to the end. The audience was overjoyed when they saw these two people appearing on stage.

In this joyful atmosphere, the movie reaches its climax.

It is said that Geng Hao was involved in a murder case, and if he wanted to escape, he could only hand over the master's ashes to the funeral home, and their people would help with the funeral.

It just so happened that the funeral parlor had launched a project to send off the [-]-year-old, and dressed the mourners like gangsters.

But Donghai lived in the temple with his younger brother, and mistakenly thought that Huang Bai was here to trade with them. The two had a cross-channel conversation, and finally mistakenly took the ashes back as flour.

"Boss, it doesn't taste right."

"Your brain squeezed the door, can the taste be right?"

"The state owns the country's laws, and the industry has its own rules. The local gangs are too impolite!"

"Pfft! Hahaha..." Seeing this, the audience burst out laughing. Some girl happened to be drinking Coke and spit it out in one gulp.

The bald-headed brother in front of him was laughing loudly when suddenly Coke was sprinkled on his forehead.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Li Lan hurriedly apologized.

The eldest brother turned his head, touched his forehead, but didn't say anything, turned around and continued hahaha.

He is a film critic, and he definitely didn't come to see the film because he got a red envelope from a silly monkey. As a professional film critic, he also has his own principles.

He can praise a movie with a score of [-] to an score of [-], but he can't make a movie with a score of [-] to a score of [-], he is lying.

But what he never expected was that the movie "Racing Car" was far beyond his imagination.

The scene just now was amazing, and the plot is here. The characters in two different worlds, each walking in their own destiny, collided because of an inexplicable misunderstanding, and the result of the collision seemed so absurd. funny.

From the perspective of God, the audience watched the two groups of people being teased by fate, and laughed heartily. This kind of humor can be said to be very advanced.

In his opinion, this scene alone is worth the price of admission.

Two hours passed in a flash, and the whole movie ended in a very happy atmosphere. It was not until the word "end" appeared on the big screen that the audience reluctantly got up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute," Wang Weili held Li Lan back, "There seems to be an actor coming up ahead."

Li Lan turned her head and saw Jiang Yu and Huang Shuangbao walking to the front of the theater, "Thank you for coming to our movie."

"Oh!" The audience was excited just now, and when they saw the actor coming, they booed excitedly.

"Brother-in-law!"

"Big guy!"

Huang Shuangbao is the brother-in-law of the stupid duo, he is relatively shy, and he just smiled when facing the enthusiasm of the audience.

Jiang Yu was different, and interacted vigorously with the audience, "Do you think our movie is funny?"

"funny!"

"Is it worth the ticket price?"

"value!"

"It's not worth it!" The audience below deliberately booed.

Huang Shuangbao looked at Jiang Yu, thinking that this is troublesome, and now the audience is not playing cards according to the routine.

Although Jiang Yu didn't expect this to happen, she didn't panic. She just smiled and said, "It's only 20 yuan for a movie ticket. It can make everyone laugh happily for two hours. Isn't it worth it?"

"If you think it's not worth it, go home and put 20 yuan on the table, can you see if you can laugh?"

"If you can laugh, you won't be able to cure this disease with 20 yuan."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

It seems to be really worth it to be said by Jiang Yu.

Huang Shuangbao glanced at Jiang Yu in surprise. He didn't expect that this young man would be able to deal with the booing audience by throwing a casual trick. He really didn't have the ability.

Jiang Yu said again: "Everyone is done laughing, do us a favor too, go back and promote the publicity, mobilize relatives and friends to watch together, okay?"

"Okay...not good..." Someone shouted from below again.

"Who said it's not good," Jiang Yu was not used to it now, pointing to Huang Shuangbao, and said: "We are professional let go, let me show you what it means to do what you do."

"Hahaha……"

"Finally, when everyone helps us to promote, remember to remind you that it is best not to drink Coke when watching a movie, otherwise we will not be responsible if you laugh..."

"Pfft!" Li Lan didn't expect to be caught by the cue, and her face flushed with embarrassment.

After Jiang Yulu finished his performance, he said goodbye to the audience and hurried to the next theater.

Wang Weili took Li Lan and followed the crowd out of the theater. Yanjing has entered the deep winter and the night is extremely cold. Both of them had smiles on their faces and were very excited.

After two hours of a movie, they laughed for a full two hours, as if they had a spiritual massage, and they felt very comfortable.

The two of them were walking on the side of the road, and their steps gradually became consistent. Wang Weili could smell the fragrance of the senior sister as soon as he lowered his head. He suddenly thought of something, and he became nervous and couldn't help but bend over.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Lan asked.

"It's nothing." Wang Weili pressed the gun tactically, "Well, it's so late, will the dormitory be closed?"

"How about... Let's find a hotel..." He summoned up all his courage and bumped his way.

Li Lan puffed up her face on purpose, "I still have class tomorrow morning..."

"This," Wang Weili scratched his head in embarrassment.

Just when he was at a loss, Li Lan tossed his hair, "Then let's go."

She walked forward first, with an imperceptible smile on the corner of her mouth.

This silly boy finally got his head around it.

……

The next day, Jiang Yu didn't wake up until ten o'clock, with back pain.

He habitually touched the phone with his eyes closed, pressed the power button, and a dozen text messages flooded in at once.

Jiang Yu rubbed his eyes and read one by one.

Liu Sisi: "Big slacker, good morning, have you woken up yet?"

Liu Sisi: "Come over for lunch."

Liu Sisi: "You haven't woken up yet? You're so lazy."

Jiang Yu smiled, and replied casually: "I went to the road show yesterday and came back too late."

"Crazy Racing" has no advantage in filming, and there are even a lot of midnight shows. For the sake of box office, Jiang Yu can only go all out, and he didn't come back until early in the morning.

After replying to Liu Sisi, Jiang Yu checked other text messages, and to his surprise, there were several small advertisements.

"Fate is determined by God. If you want to know the fate index between you and the TA you hit, you can know the answer by replying to xxx."

"Reply td to 10086 to cancel this SMS service (10 yuan per month)"

Jiang Yu was stunned for a few seconds before realizing that it was a lie.

It's okay if you don't reply, as long as you reply, not only will your phone bill be gone, but you will also be bombarded with various spam text messages.

Replying to td or something is simply a scam.

Jiang Yu casually deleted those text messages, and only then saw Ning Hao's crazy bombardment.

"Old fish, guess how much our box office was on the first day?"

"Fuck, are you awake? Quickly guess how much the box office was on the first day?"

"Your uncle, get up quickly, we sent it, you know, the news from the third master just now, the box office on the first day is 800 million!"

Looking at the words, Jiang Yu could imagine Ning Hao's shyness over there.

Isn't it just 800 million? As for being so excited.

Jiang Yu pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, smiled lightly, threw away the phone, and turned somersault.

Well, he was excited too.

Under the attack of "Yangtze River No. 800" and "Slam Dunk", "Racing Car" can get a box office of [-] million on the first day, which can be said to be quite a good result.

Unlike "Jam Dunk" and "Yangtze River No. [-]", which are big-produced and publicized movies, "Racing Car" doesn't have so much money to buy promotional resources, and it follows the route of word-of-mouth.

The former usually peaks on the first day, and the box office will drop every day after that, while the box office of word-of-mouth movies has a chance to counterattack.

What's more, "Slam Dunk" is too stretched. This kind of behavior of cutting the audience like leeks will inevitably usher in backlash.

With the ebb and flow, and the word-of-mouth of "Race Racing" is gradually spreading, the screening rate should increase, and it is estimated that there will be a small explosion at the box office by then.

With a conservative estimate, it shouldn't be difficult to hit a box office with a small target, right?

If he can make a box office of 4000 million, he can recover at least 30.00 million in profit, and he invested [-]%, how much can he get...

Jiang Yu put on her clothes and happily went to the bathroom to brush her teeth.

As long as you have the money to do it, you will not be afraid of being tired.

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Third watch failed (cover face)