I really don't want to be so crap!

Returning to the campus where he had been away for more than ten years, Xu Rupeng looked at his familiar alma mater, the flowers were gone, the youth was gone, and the years were buried.College students have a common problem. Their alma mater is run on and scolded to death, but others can't do it.

Xu Rupeng took Lao Xu to follow the memory of his previous life to find the accounting major registration office of the School of Economics and Management. In front of him was a woman wearing black square glasses, flaxen long hair, fair complexion, and a cold face for thousands of years. How old are you, in your 20s or 30s?

This woman, Xu Rupeng, is too familiar, because it was this woman who made him timid in everything he did in college in his previous life.

Xu Rupeng adjusted his mood in an instant, "Hello, teacher, I am a freshman who signed up, majoring in accounting in the School of Economics and Management, and this is my admission letter."

Mu Xueqing looked up at Xu Rupeng and Xu Dashan, and said in a flat tone: "Give me your admission letter and ID card."

Xu Rupeng obediently handed the notification letter and ID card to Mu Xueqing. Mu Xueqing reached out and took Xu Rupeng's notification letter and ID card. After a burst of keyboard tapping, she said: "It has been reviewed, go to the payment office to pay the fee." , and then someone will take you through the process."

Xu Rupeng nodded, "Okay...Okay, thank you teacher", although Xu Rupeng is a human being in the reincarnation, but Xu Rupeng is still a little afraid of Mu Xueqing, maybe this kind of fear is engraved in his bones in his previous life.

After finishing the work, Xu Rupeng immediately dragged Lao Xu away, thinking to himself, "Return to the process, isn't it just to get the dormitory number after it's over, brother doesn't need someone else to take it."

After the operation was over, Xu Rupeng went to the school supermarket to buy all the daily necessities. Xu Rupeng took Lao Xu and went straight to the dormitory, No. 5 dormitory building 308.

Everything is like yesterday, nothing has changed, the only thing that has changed is that the old guy Xu Rupeng has time-traveled.

Old Xu still looked puzzled, why is his son so familiar with Shi Hua?Did you sneak here behind your back during the summer vacation?But Lao Xu didn't pursue it in the end, and it was probably a waste of time to ask.

Xu Rupeng walked into the 308 dormitory with a step that no relatives recognized, alas, this is sister Xin and Guo Heizi.

Sister Xin is not a girl, but he likes to be called Sister Xin. This is a senior comrade. I don’t know how many handsome guys he has ruined in the three years of college. Maybe he doesn’t know who spoiled whom.

"Hello, I'm Xu Rupeng, your roommate, please take care of me in the future."

Sister Xin let out a haughty huff, and cast a sideways glance at Xu Rupeng.

Guo Heizi's face was twisted into a twisted smile, and he said loudly, "Hi, I'm Guo Dong. From now on, we'll be brothers and take care of each other."

After exchanging pleasantries, they each made their beds.

The dormitory where Xu Rupeng lived was a standard four-person room, and Li Bowen was absent, a fat and enthusiastic young man.

After making the bed, Xu Rupeng said, "Why don't we all go out for a meal together?"Guo Heizi immediately said: "Okay, okay, I'm just hungry, let's try Shi Hua's food."

Sister Xin said coquettishly, "What are you eating and losing weight? Oh, I have grown a lot of flesh on my stomach recently."

Old Xu looked at Sister Xin curiously and thought, "What is this thing? My son will live in the same room with this thing for three years? My son won't be like this after three years."

Xu Dashan felt a chill drifting over his head, moved his body, and quietly asked Xu Rupeng, "Son, can we change dormitories?" Xu Rupeng tentatively said firmly, "No."

Old Xu's resentful eyes seemed to be able to stare people to death. At this time Li Bowen also came and introduced each other. After everything was settled, Xu Rupeng took Lao Xu and Li Bowen's Heizi family to the cafeteria.

The parents walked together and chatted about their worries about their children's future college life.

The three of Xu Rupeng walked to the front, and this guy started to brag again. He wanted to establish himself as the authority of the boss of the dormitory. Through some casually fabricated passionate past, Guo Heizi and Li Bowen looked at Xu Rupeng with admiration, eyes full of admiration. They are all little stars.

After talking, they came to the snack street of Shihua College. I remembered that there was a delicious fried noodles in the snack street. At this time, Xu Rupeng said, "Brother, I will take you to eat the best fried noodles in Shihua. Let's go." .”

As soon as they entered the noodle shop, they heard a middle-aged woman's sharp and piercing voice, "This is too dirty, isn't this a place where people can eat? Husband, son, I'm about to get sick, let's go."

At this moment, the face of the proprietress of the noodle shop was trembling with anger. Xu Rupeng was very familiar with the proprietress, and had come to eat her noodles countless times in previous lives.

The proprietress has a gentle personality and a kind heart. She never took the initiative to quarrel with others in her memory, and she always smiled and showed half a broken canine tooth.

At this time, Xu Rupeng told Lao Xu and the others to sit down, and said directly: "This is a place for people to eat, non-human animals get out, what kind of rubbish."

The middle-aged woman immediately frowned, "What are you talking about, you are not human, your whole family is not human, husband, he scolded me."

The man also stared at Xu Rupeng and shouted: "Say it again, I'll see if I don't kill you."

Xu Rupeng really didn't bother to talk to such a superb family, "I only talk to people, not animals."

Old Xu looked at Xu Rupeng with a stern face, "Don't talk about it, I quarreled with others when I first came here, so I don't worry at all."

The middle-aged woman and her husband yelled louder when they heard the scolding. At this time, the school security also came in.

Xu Rupeng looked up, "Hey, Lao Du, quickly take your people out to get these rubbish out, it's so fucking disgusting." Old Du Quan thought that Xu Rupeng was an old student, so he directly asked what was going on?

The proprietress described the incident to Lao Du in a soft voice. The family was still swearing all kinds of swear words at this time. When Lao Du heard this, he immediately became angry, "Go, you go out first", and several security guards pushed them out. to the noodle shop.

"You have seriously hindered the normal order of the school. If you still don't listen to the persuasion, your son may be recorded as a demerit and will be included in the file," old Du Seri said bitterly.

The middle-aged woman immediately fell silent, narrowed her triangular eyes, and said with a mournful face, "Oh, I'm sorry, I caused you trouble, it's mainly because of that little bastard just now, oh, no, that classmate's mouth is too poisonous , I couldn't hold back, there will be absolutely no next time..."

Xu Rupeng ignored them, "Ma'am, three big bowls of fried noodles, three big bowls of noodles with fried sauce, and one small bowl of glutinous rice noodles." The lady boss looked at Xu Rupeng gratefully and said, "Thanks, thank you, thanks to your presence just now, Otherwise, I don't know what to do."

"What's the matter? When you meet this kind of product in the future, don't hold back. Just drive out and make noodles quickly. Your hungry chest is sticking to your back." Xu Rupeng turned his head and asked the others what they wanted to drink. They all shook their heads, and then said: "Seven more ice seals."

There were only four adults, and the two roommates looked straight at Xu Rupeng, while Guo Heizi and Li Bowen had eyes full of admiration.

Old Xu's head was buzzing. He felt that he really didn't know his son. From the time he got off the train, he felt that his son had suddenly become a lot stranger. Maybe it was because he was in college, so he let go of his mind completely. Hey... I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

The other three adults looked at Xu Rupeng, some shook their heads, some nodded, they were all thinking about something secretly, and they had to settle down for their son later, this kid didn't look like a good guy.

When you are full of wine and food, you think about lust, ah, bah bah, eat and drink enough and go to sleep.The group returned to the dormitory the same way, and Xu Rupeng made arrangements for the parents to rest.

At this time, someone informed that there will be a class meeting for freshmen in classroom 1 of No. 2016 teaching building at [-]:[-] p.m. After everything was arranged, Xu Rupeng sat by the bed and closed his eyes to rest.

In his previous life, Xu Rupeng seldom read novels, but he liked to watch comedy movies, those by Stephen Chow, those by Jim Carrey, those by Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, Shen Teng, etc.

The troubles of Charlotte starring Shen Teng flashed through his mind. Will he be as reckless as Charlotte?

Be a singer?But Xu Rupeng really doesn't like Charlotte's routine in life, Charlotte is too high-profile.But Xu Rupeng was originally a prostitute. He was a prostitute in his last life until he was in his thirties, and his body was hollowed out. Is he really not a prostitute in this life? once.