I really don't want to be so crap!

Chapter 22 A drop of urine in the 5-meter ultra-sprint world record

Xu Rupeng raised his head with a flushed face, and Bai Bing's crimson face was reflected in his eyes, "Uh...uh...yes...sorry...I didn't mean it."

Hu Mei's eyes behind her gradually turned cold...

From the corner of Bai Bing's eyes, he saw Hu Mei's cold expression, and immediately kicked Xu Rupeng for his long-term plan, "Sister-in-law, look at my brother, he hit my nose when he walked without looking at the road," he said, He was still rubbing his nose, squeezed it hard, and squeezed out two tears from his eyes, directly turning into a pitiful little one that people cherish.

Hu Mei walked towards Bai Bing quickly, "Come... come, let me take a look, is your nose okay?" Hu Mei pulled Bai Bing's hand away, looked at her nose, there was a little red mark, and the cold air just dissipated immediately , rubbed it distressedly, and blew the fragrance into Bai Bing's nose.Okay... okay, it's just a little red, it's okay, and then said: "Mr. Xu, you are too careless. Girls' noses are very fragile. If you get hurt, it depends on you."

Xu Rupeng's heart was full of crap, "Little Baibai, little Baibai, you are really an Oscar queen. I obviously bumped into your chest. You have to call it your nose, and you pinched your nose red. Tears, I am convinced, I am a younger brother!

"I'm sorry, I really didn't do it on purpose." After finishing speaking, he walked up to Bai Bing pretending to look at Bai Bing's nose carefully. "Well, it's a little red, I'm sorry Xiaobaibai, it's all my brother's fault, don't cry," and then gave Baibing a pat on the head.

"I'm going to take a shower, you two go to bed first", Xu Rupeng got into the bathroom without looking back.

Xu Rupeng, Xu Rupeng, I fucking despise you, I keep saying that I treat you like a younger sister all day long, and then I bumped into you by accident, and your body reacts to your thoughts, you beast...

Just take a cold shower to cool down your body, Xu Rupeng, you must control it tonight, close your five senses, let yourself be in meditation like an old monk, even if you are with Hu Mei, you have to control it, otherwise it will stimulate Bai Bing, and the consequences will be unimaginable, God knows Bai Bing What kind of behavior will Bing do, there will be more opportunities in the future, and tonight he will be the right to be a god, and he will suffer from his will, and his behavior will be messed up.

After taking a bath, Xu Rupeng felt much more refreshed, the dust and impurities of the day were gone, and his weight seemed to be a little lighter.

Walking out of the bathroom, Hu Mei and Bai Bing, who are both rosy and rosy, have seductive and fragrant bodies.A coquettish and lazy squinting doze, the other a youthful and lively body lying on the bed, a pair of slender big white legs swinging from side to side with vertically carved calves.

Xu Rupeng felt that he was really hopeless tonight. Ever since he entered this room, every behavior of the two women made him imagine and desire. As an old man in his thirties, he really No, the society has been struggling for more than ten years, and they have played all the tricks that should be played.But why tonight is like an innocent boy having sex with a girl for the first time.

"Brother, you're done washing, go to sleep, we're both so sleepy, we're really tired today", after Bai Bing said this, she blinked her eyes and watched Xu Rupeng stop talking.

Hu Mei also opened those seductive eyes, looked at Xu Rupeng charmingly, and didn't speak.

Xu Rupeng just struggled for a few seconds, then went to bed and lay down next to Hu Mei, and said, "Your Highness, I'm sleepy, so I'll go to bed first, good night." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. Sleep to the end.

Bai Bing looked at Xu Rupeng's cowardly look, and didn't intend to really argue with him why he didn't listen to his words.

"Sister-in-law, let my brother have a pillow for himself, and we both have one pillow. I want to get closer to my sister-in-law."

Although Hu Mei was reluctant, since Bai Bing had already said so, she could only nod her head in agreement.

The same quilt was covered by three people. The two beautiful faces of Bai Bing and Hu Mei slept facing each other. Because they were on the same pillow, there was only a distance of five or six centimeters between the faces of the two women, and each other could breathe The blow hit each other's face, the four eyes met, and an indescribable complex emotion permeated between the two women.

Bai Bing looked at Hu Mei who was close at hand, she was really beautiful, with two curved willow leaf eyebrows above a pair of foxy eyes, her fair and rosy cheeks were slightly pink, her tall nose bridge was full of wildness, and her plump and plump lips Very tempting.Even Bai Bing himself couldn't find any faults, he could only lament the wonder of the Creator, such a stunner probably no man could resist.

Hu Mei also looked at Bai Bing, the hibiscus came out of the clear water, she was naturally carved, her face was beautiful, her face was pure and pure, her body exuded the most beautiful breath of a girl, no man could resist such a beautiful girl, Xu Rupeng would really be indifferent to her love?

Two beauties look at each other

two minds

Xu Rupeng, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, was really uncomfortable at this time. Although he and Hu Mei were sleeping with their backs facing each other, a 1.8-meter bed with three adults sleeping on it was still a little crowded. Hu Mei's amazingly elastic buttocks were just right Sticking to Xu Rupeng's buttocks, he still twisted a few times every now and then, even though the air conditioner in the room was very cool, Xu Rupeng began to sweat all over.

Xu Rupeng felt that his thoughts could be controlled, after all, this soul has a lot of experience in picking flowers.But this body is the body of a serious boy, and Hu Mei is naturally charming and fragrant.Xu Rupeng's mind and body were fighting fiercely.

"Turn around, hug..., no... no, Bai Bing probably hasn't fallen asleep yet, under this kind of torment, Xu Rupeng lost sleep, I don't know how long it took, Hu Mei suddenly pulled Xu Rupeng with her hand, Xu Rupeng was instantly excited Wanting to cry, she turned around slowly, for fear of making a sound. Turning around, the fragrance from Hu Mei's mouth in the dark spread on Xu Rupeng's face and nasal cavity.

Without any hesitation, the two mouths kissed together in the dark, the face could not be seen clearly, only the sound of two suppressed breaths and the sound of kissing, the two of them devoted themselves wholeheartedly, and Xu Rupeng's hands also eagerly reached into Hu Huo's mouth. Short sleeves of pieces... (200 words omitted here)

Hu Mei has already been winked at by Xu Rupeng's kisses and caresses... (here 50 words are omitted)!

Suddenly, Xu Rupeng felt a sharp pain in his waist, and his head immediately cleared up. Xu Rupeng knew that it was definitely not Hu Mei who pinched him.

Bai Bing?

she is awake!

Xu Rupeng really felt that he had killed the dog. This feeling was like the feeling of having diarrhea in half, and then forcefully holding back.

Xu Rupeng pulled off Hu Mei's short sleeves with both hands, and was about to raise his head, but Hu Mei was still not awake, and he chased Xu Rupeng's mouth for a kiss. Xu Rupeng had to press Hu Mei's forehead with his hands, and Hu Mei opened his eyes in bewilderment. He looked at Xu Rupeng.

"Mei...Mei, I want to pee," Xu Rupeng said awkwardly.

Hu Mei really wanted to kick Xu Rupeng to death. At this time, you suddenly need to urinate, why don't you go to hell and make him feel like he can't get up and down. Doesn't your conscience really hurt?

Xu Rupeng raised his head and looked at Bai Bing behind Hu Mei, his eyes were as cold as ten thousand years of ice, he had made up his mind to pee, but was so scared by Bai Bing's eyes that he really wanted to pee.

"Bai...Little Baibai, why are you still awake?"

When Hu Mei heard Xu Rupeng's words, her blushing face instantly turned crimson red, and she quietly pulled the quilt with her jade fingers to cover her face.

No matter how thick-skinned Xu Rupeng was, his face was red at the moment, and he watched Bai Bing get up flatteringly, "I...I'm going to the bathroom."

The Guinness World Record for the fastest 5-meter ultra-sprint in history was born!

This speed seems to exceed the limit of the human body at this moment, it can only be described as dodge.

There was a scolding sound from the room downstairs, "Your thief, who upstairs is running in the middle of the night?"

Xu Rupeng in the bathroom stood in front of the toilet like an idiot, with a depressed and ashamed expression on his face, and the urge to urinate just now subsided inexplicably.Pushing hard...and pushing harder, a drop of pale yellow urine began to come out after a long wait, and with a tick...a sound, a world record speeding sprint night pee ended.

One drop, how could there be only one drop, my fucking father spit more than this one drop.

The sound insulation effect of the hotel bathroom is extremely poor, not to mention that it is completely quiet in the middle of the night, and Bai Bing outside must be able to hear the sound of that drop of urine.

Can't go out now, Xu Rupeng looked left and right, his head suddenly felt strange, moved his steps lightly, turned on the tap, and the small water flowed slowly, and took half a glass of water with the brushing cup tilted.Then he moved his feet lightly and moved to the toilet, and slowly poured water into the toilet with the water cup, clatter... clatter....

Xu Rupeng consciously grasped the timing, rhythm, and thickness of the water to the extreme. The admiration for him in his heart is like a torrent of river water, endless. I am really a fucking genius. replace.

Bai Bing on the bed was staring intently at Xu Rupeng in the bathroom, and Hu Mei also lifted a corner of the quilt to secretly look at Xu Rupeng behind the frosted glass.

Through the shadow's residence time, position and moving position behind, as well as sound judgments, the two women have a clear understanding of Xu Rupeng's foolish and mysterious operation.

At this time, the two fairies are holding back the burst of laughter that will appear at any time. Could it be that this is a fool, and the man they love the most really did this dick-like operation?Ren... Ren... Bai Bing was the first to break the defense, and his silver bell-like laughter pierced the silent room.Then another pleasant laugh came at a high speed, and the two laughters were interlaced like fairy music.

The two women hugged their stomachs and rolled over on the bed. Tears of laughter came out, and the embarrassment and coldness just disappeared.

Hearing the sudden burst of laughter outside, Xu Rupeng walked out of the bathroom curiously and asked, "What are you two laughing at? It's the middle of the night." Something must be wrong with his head.

Two louder laughter raged in Xu Rupeng's ears.

"Dongdong...dongdong...", "Is it sick, and we don't let people sleep in the middle of the night", an exasperated voice came from outside the door.

"Hush...", the two girls hurriedly got under the quilt in fright, the shaking quilt and the faint laughter made Xu Rupeng feel that there was something wrong with the two girls.

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