I really don't want to be so crap!

Chapter 27 Mr. Xu's fish-catching routine

In the evening, Xu Rupeng and Brother Bin sat near the corner of the Sichuan restaurant, "Brother, what do you think brothers should do next?" Brother Bin looked at Xu Rupeng expectantly and said.

Xu Rupeng looked at Brother Bin and said: "First of all, you have to let Sister Xin see that you think you are handsome. Whether a boy is handsome or not depends on three aspects. First, his appearance, you are just so-so."Brother Bin said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, I'm pretty handsome too, and I'm also a class grass in our class."

Xu Rupeng beat him mercilessly: "Come on, there are only a few boys in your class, either sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, or pockmarked faces, so you won't vomit when people look at you, and you'll be a class idiot."

"Brother Xu, I don't want to bury people like this. My appearance is at least 60 points. I feel that dozens of girls are staring at me every day in class. I am very distressed recently. Being too handsome is also a kind of thing." Mistake."

"Ka...Ka..., Bin Zi, your self-confidence is really awesome, I think your thick skin is definitely enough", Xu Rupeng said and gave Brother Bin a thumbs up!

"Haha... I'm learning from Brother Xu," Brother Bin said with a smile.

Xu Rupeng scolded directly: "Get lost..."

"The second thing is the clothes. Look at the clothes you are wearing. They are sloppy. Do you think you are a bum in society? You have to know that you are a contemporary college student, what should a college student do? Vibrant, don't you know? You have to wear it with vigor, vigor, fit and self-cultivation, and the weeds on your head have also been cleaned up. I think it’s good to cut a hair. Remember to put on the whole earrings. Sister Xin is good. .”

"The third is temperament, bookishness, talent, masculinity, and elegance. Whatever kind of temperament you have in yourself, you can amplify this temperament. Whether it is disguised or imitated, it will be true after a long time. gone."

"So you change yourself from these three aspects first, and then I will teach you how to do it. Remember, it is impossible to succeed if you just lick you one-sidedly. You must attract his attention, and then do something to stimulate you. Something cool in his heart."

Brother Bin asked eagerly: "Brother, what are you doing that excites him?"

The old God Xu Rupeng said at ease: "There is no rush, you should first complete the three items I mentioned, and then wait until I pass the inspection."

Although Brother Bin was very anxious, he also knew that this matter had to be done step by step, so he patted his chest and promised: "Brother, don't worry, I will ask for leave tomorrow to go out to fix myself and promise to complete the task."

Xu Rupeng patted Brother Bin on the shoulder in relief, and said, "Young man is not bad, he is energetic."

In Xu Rupeng's heart, he really hoped that Brother Bin would succeed, otherwise Sister Xin would keep pestering him, and maybe one day she would sneak up on him while he was asleep, and his butt would feel chilly in an instant, it was so fucking scary!

Back in the dormitory, Sister Xin turned on Xu Rupeng's harassment mode again, saying "Brother Xu" on the left, and saying "I'm really sad" on the right.Xu Rupeng just cheers for Brother Bin secretly in his heart, he must help Brother Bin take down Sister Xin, this month is old, so he will force it!

There was nothing to say all night, enough sleep made Xu Rupeng refreshed, and the 3000-meter race continued on the playground in the morning.

Suddenly Xu Rupeng saw a beautiful figure in front of him, with slender and straight legs, swinging and swaying in white, the plump buttocks were more rounded against the denim shorts, and the slender waist was shaking rhythmically.

It's so beautiful, early in the morning, is there anything more refreshing than looking at beautiful women?

Speed ​​up, come on, wow, it's good to be young, just when Xu Rupeng was about to catch up with the girl in front, the girl turned her head and smiled sweetly.

Xu Rupeng mobilized his muscles in an instant and stopped abruptly. Damn... "Xiao Baibai, it's you? Why are you running?" Xu Rupeng asked in surprise. You must know that Bai Bing never ran in the morning in his previous life.

Bai Bing blinked his big eyes and said affectionately: "I miss you", and then moved lightly with lotus steps, sticking to Xu Rupeng's body, and said: "Brother, do you miss me?"

Xu Rupeng looked at the beautiful, playful and lovely Bai Bing in front of him lovingly, and said: "I think, I miss you very much, I have missed you for more than ten years, and it has never stopped, do you know?"

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and grabbed Bai Bing's sweet and tender lips. Bai Bing obediently closed his eyes, hugged Xu Rupeng's straight waist, and kissed back passionately. From shallow to deep kisses, both of them were short of breath.

Although there are not many people on the playground in the early morning, there are also some good students who wake up in the morning to study and sportsmen who exercise every day. This morning, they all become the background. You can’t be like this without a bottom line, I want to kiss too, hey..., where can I find a man I like.” The girls passing by Xu Rupeng and Bai Bing complained and longed.

Both of them had a faint fragrance of toothpaste in their mouths. At the end of the kiss, a silk thread hung between their lips. The white and red lips slowly approached again, stretched out the little goldfish, and rolled the thread into their mouths. His lips slid up and down in a circle, and then quickly backed away.

Fairy, this is what I learned from Hu Mei, Xu Rupeng felt that sooner or later he would be burnt to death by Bai Bing and Hu Mei.

Xu Rupeng stretched out his hand and patted Bai Bing's slender and elastic thigh, "You girl, when did you know so much?"

Bai Bing glared at Xu Rupeng and said: "Hmph... big hooligan, I have never eaten pork and I have never seen a pig run, so many idol dramas for nothing? Hee hee, then do you want to play some exciting games with me someday? What about games?" After speaking, he looked at Xu Rupeng winkingly.

"Eh... um..., should we have breakfast, let's... let's eat and eat." Xu Rupeng took Bai Bing's hand and walked towards the snack street.

Bai Bing pouted, "Cut, you have a lust but no guts!"

Xu Rupeng staggered and almost fell down. He missed Bai Bing in his previous life so much. The appearance of Hu Mei in this life completely changed Bai Bing.

Xu Rupeng was serious in class all morning, and Wu Min took other girls to take advantage of Baibing to go to the bathroom to molested during the break. Sister Xin also came to join in the fun, making various poses. Damn, Xu Rupeng felt that Accounting Class 7 had become his own The harem is gone, the queen is not here, and a group of concubines are competing for beauty.

Xu Rupeng originally planned to ask Hu Mei to have lunch together, but Hu Mei said that she had lunch with several class cadres to discuss matters.

Lunch was spent in the two-person world shared exclusively by Xu Rupeng and Bai Bing. After the meal, Xu Rupeng, the old pervert, took Bai Bing to the small bamboo forest, and continued to catch fish in Bai Bing's sweet mouth, over and over again, Take the trouble.

In the afternoon, the class in the morning was repeated again, Bai Bing stared, the girls harassed her, and Sister Xin spoke viciously....

Xu Rupeng sighed..., life is so boring!

Brother Bin didn't show up all day, why did Xu Ru tell Bai Bing that he was going out to dinner with Brother Bin and the others tonight, Brother Bin wanted to pursue Sister Xin, Bai Bing knew about it, and he scolded Brother Bin for being a pervert, and Xu Rupeng helped the tyrant to do evil .

In fact, Xu Rupeng wanted to find Hu Mei at all. This scumbag caught fish with Bai Bing twice during the day, and wanted to kiss Hu Mei again at night. Shameless, scumbag, the old critics are talking about Xu Rupeng character.

Hu Mei seems to be very busy today. Xu Rupeng waited for Hu Mei at the corner downstairs of the teaching building until nine o'clock in the evening. , Xu Rupeng stared blankly.

Xu Rupeng quickly grabbed Hu Mei's catkins, and strode towards the small bamboo forest. In the small bamboo forest, Xu Rupeng directly hugged Hu Mei's whole body, holding Hu Mei's round and elastic thighs tightly with both hands, biting and licking gently with his mouth Fucking Hu Mei's ears, followed by another passionate kiss, catching fish... catching fish....

Among the other couples in the small bamboo forest, whether the elder brother or the second brother is mentioned, the elder brothers are busy releasing their own hormones.

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