Brawl

Seeing his bewildered face, Chu Chuyan said lightly: "No matter where you know it from, don't ask about things related to it in the future, otherwise you will be killed."

Zaan clicked his tongue secretly, I am a good boy, it seems that this unknowable place is incredible.

But he immediately realized, isn't this keyboard cheating me?If he even inquires about it, he will be killed. Where can he find some secret code to unlock the keyboard.

Forget it, even if you don't have a golden finger, you can't get ahead as a time-traveler, not to mention giving such a beautiful wife at the beginning, and you don't need a bicycle.

As for the fact that this wife seems to be related to him, it's not a problem. With the methods he has seen on the Internet before, with role models like Xiang Shaolong, Wei Xiaobao, and Song Qingshu in front of him, the iceberg can be melted away by you.

Thinking of being able to share the bed with such a fairy-like woman at night, he felt his heart beating faster.

Don't get excited, wipe your saliva and pay attention to your quality!

Worried about arousing suspicion, Zaun didn't ask any more questions, and the other party obviously had no interest in talking to him, so he looked through the window at the scenery along the way.

It didn't take long to see the city wall ahead. Judging from the scale of the city wall, it could be regarded as a big city in ancient China.

When passing by the gate of the city, he noticed the big characters of Mingyue City written on it, and he wanted to find a chance to buy a map to see where the city was located on the mainland. The original owner of this body was too useless, even these basic No knowledge of geography.

Observing the scenery of the city along the way, although it is not as good as those modern cities in the previous life, it can also be called a prosperous street market and dense population.But what surprised him the most was that the carriage didn't bump at all, it was as stable as sitting in a top luxury car in the previous life.

He noticed that there were some faintly glowing blue lines flowing inside the carriage, which looked like circuit boards.

Zu'an was secretly startled: Is this the legendary magic circle?It is really a luxury to use it in a carriage.

Unknowingly, he has come to a large mansion, and there are two huge stone sculptures in front of his eyes. He does not know what kind of animals are carved, like a lion but not a lion, like a tiger but not a tiger, with an inexplicable aura.

The carriage stopped, and the woman in white got out of the carriage step by step, and walked in directly through the gate. Zu'an glanced at it secretly, and saw the word "Chu Mansion" on the plaque, and couldn't help complaining secretly. In this life, I was too miserable Well, actually live in the woman's house?Isn't it the door-to-door son-in-law?No wonder those people were pointing fingers just now.

Subconsciously wanted to follow, but was stopped by Xueer: "Can you go through the main entrance? Go to the side entrance by yourself."

Zaan was taken aback: "Why can't I go through the main entrance?"

Xue'er curled her lips: "This main entrance is for the Chu family. How can you be qualified as a son-in-law who comes to the door, and you are not afraid of bringing bad luck to the family if you leave?"

Zu looked at her quietly: "Your mouth is so poisonous, your boyfriend must have uremia, right?"

Although Xue'er didn't quite understand the connotation, she also knew that it was definitely not a good word, so she couldn't help being furious, and grabbed him by the collar as if to hit him.

Who knew that before her fist landed, Zaun had already fallen at his feet, ouch, ouch.

"I haven't played yet?" Xue'er looked confused, she had never seen such tricks as Pengci in this world.

Chu Chuyan turned around and said, "You are neither old nor young, no matter what, he is still the son-in-law of the family, you are not allowed to treat him like this in the future."

Xueer looked aggrieved, but did not dare to refute: "Yes."

Chu Chuyan glanced at Zu'an: "You can get up now."

Zaan got up quickly, and said with a smile: "You still know that you love me."

Chu Chuyan frowned, subconsciously took a step back to distance himself from him, turned around and walked in, when a faint voice came: "Father and mother are still waiting inside, don't waste time."

"You did something like that last night, and now you're acting like nothing happened. How shameless you are? Let's see how the master and madam deal with you later!" Xue'er gave him a hard look, and trotted over to help her young lady.

It was only then that Zaan remembered the discussion in the crowd just now. This guy seemed to have crawled into his sister-in-law's bed last night?This shit is the beginning of hell!

As soon as Zuan rolled his eyes, he covered his head and yelled, "Oh, my head hurts." Then he fell on the two girls.

Unexpectedly, the two women dodged to the side, allowing him to fall to the ground.

Zaan was so painful that tears were about to come out, but he didn't dare to cry out. It seems that the same trick will not work twice. The folk customs here are not simple at all, and they have learned badly so quickly.

"Why didn't you catch him?" Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue'er angrily.

Xue'er pouted: "Miss didn't answer, and I think he is probably pretending."

Chu Chuyan looked down at Zu'an, and finally said: "I heard that he was struck by lightning today, maybe he is really not well, take him back to the room to rest first, and wash him up, I will go and talk to dad Say it, mother." After speaking, he drifted away.

Xue'er had no choice but to order the two boys to find a stretcher to lift Za'an up and walk to the other side.

Zu'an on the stretcher secretly wondered that Chu Chuyan didn't ask any questions all the way when he crawled into his sister-in-law's bed on the wedding night, and there wasn't even any anger visible between his brows?

"I'm afraid this sister is not relative?" Zu'an speculated maliciously.

Along the way, she passed the Chuihua Gate, passed a long corridor, passed a pile of rockeries, and came to a pavilion. She was so dizzy that Xueer suddenly said: "Put him here first, and you go get some water with me." Come and clean him up."

Hearing the sound of footsteps leaving, Zaan quietly opened his eyes, and found that he was placed in a gazebo by the pond. Seeing no one around, he got up and saw a reflection by the water, only then did he realize that his hair was soaring Scattered and scorched, it's no wonder that the cheap wife looked at him with disgust when she looked at him before.

Suddenly he felt a strong force coming from his back, and then he fell directly into the pond.

"Help, Help"

He has been swimming in the river since he was a child, so this amount of water will not drown him, but it seems that someone kicked him in the back just now, and he can't figure out the situation, so naturally he has to pretend to be drowned.

Vaguely seeing a slender figure standing by the water and looking at him with a sneer, Zaan was startled, why did Xueer kill me?Could it be that cheap wife hooked up with Ximen Qing?Or did the Chu family feel that there was such a big scandal and use an accident to kill this uncle?

For a moment, various possibilities appeared in his mind, and at the same time he pretended to be drowned and floated on the water without moving.

"Die so soon? It's really cheap for you." Xue'er on the shore gasped, and a ribbon flew out from her sleeve with her hand, hooking the "floating corpse" in the water to the shore.

Zu'an was startled, this little girl is actually good at martial arts, it seems that she has to be more careful.

Xue'er squatted down by the water, and reached out to check the pulse of the other party's neck.

At this moment, Zaan lying in the water opened his eyes, and a jet of water sprayed on her face. When she instinctively closed her eyes, he hugged her tightly and rolled back into the water.

Xue'er didn't know that she had fallen into his tricks, and subconsciously hit him with luck. Who knew that she opened her mouth and drank a big mouthful of water.

"Ahem" Although she knows martial arts, few women in this era can swim, so she choked up several times in the blink of an eye. She struggled to grab something on the shore, but where could she reach it?

In a panic, her little hand trembled, and a white silk ribbon was wrapped around the railing by the water, and she was about to use her strength to fly up, but who knew that Zaan hugged her body tightly like an octopus, making her unable to exert any force at all. .

Being so tightly pressed to her body by the other party, Xueer was ashamed and angry, desperately trying to struggle, but the other party was too good at water, holding her and kept sinking to the bottom of the water, she didn't know how much saliva she choked, and her eyes were getting worse and worse. more blurred.

Feeling the strength of her body's resistance gradually disappearing, Zaan knew that it was almost done, so he dragged her up from the water.

Eyes closed, eyelashes slightly curled up, a delicate nose and a small cherry mouth, she looks like a quiet and beautiful girl, but unfortunately her mouth is too damaged when she opens her mouth, and her heart is a bit poisonous. Well, it would be nice if she was a mute.

"What should we do next?"

Zaan thought quickly, someone in this house wanted to kill him, it was too dangerous to stay.But if he ran out and thought of the high gate compound when he entered the door, let alone going out, even if he went out, he was penniless and unfamiliar with this world, and he might starve to death within two days.

What's more, he just did such a scandal yesterday, if another person is killed today, the government will also want him.

Wait, since the other party used this method of creating an accident, obviously the mastermind behind the scenes would not dare to kill him publicly, well, let's take a gamble.

He lowered his head and put his ear to Xue'er's chest, and found that he couldn't hear the heartbeat. He couldn't help being shocked, and hurriedly prepared to give her first aid of cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

As soon as she unbuttoned the clothes on her chest, a lot of snacks such as melon seeds and candies fell out, and he was stunned when he saw it: "Why is this guy so thin when he can eat so much?"

But he didn't care too much, and put his hands on his chest to start the first aid.

After pressing more than [-] times in a row, she found that she was motionless. When she bent down and was about to do artificial respiration, a cold voice came from behind: "What are you doing?"

Zu'an looked back and saw Chu Chuyan standing not far away with a frosty face. He subconsciously looked at Xue'er beside him. Her bellyband and snow-white skin, his hand was pressing on her chest.

"Uh, do you believe me when I say I'm saving her?" Zaun replied solemnly, and subconsciously pressed it again when he said it.

Chu Chuyan walked over with an indifferent face: "Go away." She took a look at Xue'er, and then quickly tapped her with ten fingers, leaving only afterimages.

Zaan couldn't help rubbing his eyes, my dear, I didn't expect this cheap wife to be a martial arts master.But thinking that that girl Xue'er has martial arts all over her body, she felt relieved.

Was it she who wanted to kill herself?

"Honey, how high is your martial arts?" Zaun asked tentatively.

"Wow..." At this moment, Xue'er coughed violently and spit out a few times in a row. She had obviously been rescued. Chu Chuyan patted her on the back while turning her head to look at Zu'an: "You What are you calling me?"

"Miss?" Zu'an's heart trembled, and he hurriedly changed his tone.

Chu Chuyan's expression turned cold, and she said flatly: "I told you before we got married, and you can call me Miss Chu or Chuyan in the future, and those two words are not allowed to be mentioned again."

"Good lady." Zu'an agreed, "How high is your martial arts, and where can you rank in the world?"

"Martial arts? Are you talking about cultivation?" Chu Chuyan frowned slightly, but she still replied, "The world is so big, there are people beyond the sky, how can you know your ranking."

Zaan snorted: "That's not in the stream."

Chu Chuyan choked for breath, and before he could answer, Zu'an said again: "But I don't dislike you as a family, so you can teach me martial arts. Is there a kind of magical skill that one year of practice is equal to ten years of practice?" Tips? Or some quick moves and the like."

Someone in this house wanted to kill him, which filled him with a sense of crisis, and learning some martial arts would make it easier to find those unknowable places in the future.

"There is no such technique," Chu Chuyan said coldly, "and even if there was, you wouldn't be able to learn it."

"How is it possible?" Zaan immediately jumped up, "How can it be possible that I can't learn this kind of aptitude, which is one in a million, because you don't want to teach it."

Chu Chuyan replied: "Everyone in the world begins to temper their bodies when they are young. This requires a lot of primordial stones. When they grow up, their bones will be formed. No one will waste resources. Moreover, your aptitude can barely be considered as a T-class, even if you practiced at a young age. There's no hope." He shook his head slightly.

What is the level of T-down?

It's not a good word at first, but Zaan didn't take it seriously. You have to know which of the protagonists in those stories didn't have a waste physique at the beginning, but they just didn't find a suitable skill. Speaking of which, I already have a male protagonist to start To some extent, the characteristics of waste materials are half the battle.

Seeing that Xue'er had woken up, Chu Chuyan didn't bother to talk to him again: "Xue'er, what happened just now?"