Brawl

Zaan didn't know how long the effect of the medicine could last. Once these people recovered, he couldn't take it and walked away, so naturally he wanted to eliminate all dangers invisible.

He felt that he was worthy of them for not crushing their bones and burying a dragon with the curse of death like a certain protagonist in his previous life.

Ji Xiaoxi recalled the lewd eyes those people looked at him just now, and knew that what he said had some truth, so he bit his lip and stopped persuading him.

Zaan continued to come to the next person, that person looked at the two companions who had died in vain one after another, and said directly, "Kill if you want, don't pretend to let us live, we are all robbers, There is no one in the entire cottage who can play musical instruments!"

Zaan frowned: "That's it, let me ask another question. It's a common sense question, and everyone should be able to answer this."

The man didn't expect a turnaround, and his face showed joy: "Okay, you ask."

Zaan pondered for a moment, pointed to his face and asked, "Am I handsome?"

The man hurriedly replied: "Handsome, I have never seen such a handsome man, you are the entire Mingyue City, oh no, you are the most handsome man in the whole world, even the prince of the elves would be ashamed to see you Suicide. By the way, there is also Mrs. Yu, who is the most beautiful woman in the capital over there. She might sit on the floor and ovulate just by looking at you, and she will take the initiative to recommend the pillow mat. You may not even have a crush on her."

In this situation, even if Zu'an looks like a staunch black jackal, he will still praise him to the sky.

The rest of Heifengzhai's companions looked sympathetic, thinking that my buddy would make things difficult for you, why never thought that you have such a talent for flattering before.

On the other side, the guards of the Yu family glared angrily. Having just witnessed the scene, they did not dare to get angry at Zu'an, and could only wait for the guy who said nasty words with murderous eyes.

The anger value from Yuyanluo +99!

Zaan was a little bit amused, it was the first time he received the anger value from that Madam Yu, it seems that this guy really flattered a bit too much.

Noticing the smile on his face, the man in black was overjoyed and said hastily, "Are you satisfied with my answer?"

"You know too much." Zaun raised the knife and solved another one.

Bandit anger from Heifengzhai +666!

The guards of the Yu family stared straight at the moment, is this fucking okay?

puff

There was a chuckle in the carriage, but it was obviously covered with his mouth immediately, and the tranquility was restored.

Zaun came to the fourth man in black: "Am I handsome?"

The man swallowed, and the painful lesson from his companion just now was vividly remembered: "You are ugly, but this makes you more masculine."

Before he finished speaking, Zaun finished him again with a knife in his hand: "Open your eyes and talk nonsense."

Bandit anger from Heifengzhai +666!

He went on to the next man in black and repeated the question just now.

After witnessing that the two people who answered both positive and negative answers just now were killed, the man almost didn't pee, and replied tremblingly: "I don't know."

Zu'an raised the knife and let out a long sigh: "If you don't even know this, what's the point of continuing to live."

The wrath of bandits from Heifengzhai +666!

In this way, they fought all the way, and finally came to their leader Bao Gang: "It's your turn."

Bao Gang snorted coldly: "No matter what the answer is, you will die. Anyway, the answer is up to you. If this is the case, then what else should I answer? I will kill if I want to, but my two brothers will definitely avenge me. Then you will be cut to pieces!"

Zaan hummed: "It was indeed a bit of a bully just now."

Bao Gang almost cried, you fucking know that you were bullying just now, do you know that I almost pissed out.

"How about this, I will test you a question with a standard answer this time, as long as you answer it correctly, I will let you go." Zaun said.

"Are you serious?" Even though Bao Gang knew that the other party was unlikely to let him go, his survival instinct still made him ask. After all, how happy and happy it is to live in this world, stealing people's money and sleeping with others-wives and daughters, and dying But there is really nothing left.

Zaan nodded and said: "Of course it is true. There is definitely a standard answer to this question. If you feel dissatisfied at that time, I can tell you what the correct answer is to convince you."

Bao Gang gritted his teeth: "Okay, you can ask."

Zu'an said: "What's the next sentence of 'eating three hundred lychees a day'?" I don't believe you can follow this ancient poem from the earth.

But Bao Gang was overjoyed: "I know, I know, the next sentence is 'do not give up to be a Lingnan native'."

Zaan was taken aback. He felt that the culture of this world was very similar to the previous world. He didn’t expect that there were even these ancient poems. Then how could he learn from those time-traveling predecessors and pretend to be aggressive by reciting poems and fighting against each other!

"The answer is wrong." Zaun said with a black face and wanted to go down again.

Bao Gang howled like a pig: "Impossible, I have heard this poem before, 'Four seasons of spring under Luofu Mountain, Luju Yangmei is new.

Eating [-] lychees a day, I will never hesitate to be a native of Lingnan', the next sentence is what I just answered, where do you think I am wrong! "

Zaan snorted: "The next sentence is clearly 'Eat [-] lychees a year', I am obviously taking an arithmetic question, who will test your poetry." After speaking, he raised his knife and dropped it.

"You fucked me up on purpose!"

The anger value from Bao Gang is +1000!

Zaun wiped the blood from the knife on his body, and then heaved a long sigh: "You finally know."

Guru

The few remaining guards in the Yu family swallowed their saliva together, thinking that we seemed to have scolded this guy just now?

dead dead!

Zaan ignored them, but ran to Bao Gang and the others' corpses to grope around.

Ji Xiaoxi leaned over curiously: "Brother Zu, are you looking for something that can prove their identities?"

Zaan shook his head: "No, I just want to see if they have any valuable things on them, and they don't even have a copper coin!"

Ji Xiaoxi: ""

Everyone in the Yu Family: ""

Ji Xiaoxi said weakly: "These people came out to plunder, they probably wouldn't bring money with them."

Zaan thought about it, but it was still a pain in the flesh. I was busy for half a day, and I lost a bottle of paralysis poison.

Wait, you said anger value?

Can anger be eaten? Others in this world don't recognize it.

Suddenly he noticed the trembling guards of the Yu family, and a smile appeared on his face that he thought was kind: "Why don't you answer my question, how can you repay me for saving you?"

Everyone in the Yu family lost their souls. They had seen how miserable the people in Heifengzhai died just now, and now their scalps tingled when they heard the word question.

"Thanks to this young hero for helping me out. I am willing to give you ten thousand taels of gold as a thank you gift. I wonder if the young hero is satisfied?" A soft and charming voice sounded.

The carriage, which had been silent before, finally moved. A slender hand lifted the door curtain, and then a stunning beauty came out slowly.

Zaan originally thought that he had a high resistance to beauty. After all, what kind of beauties had he never seen on the Internet, movies and TV in his previous life?

Those from China, Europe, America, island countries, and even Two-dimensional animations, and those who use Douyin every day as if they are choosing a concubine, so they don’t care so much about the title of xx’s number one beauty in this world, just treat them like these bumpkins I don't know much.

But it wasn't until this moment that he realized that he was wrong, and it was very wrong. The beauty he saw through the screen of the computer and mobile phone was far from the strong sense of shock he saw in reality.

The Madam Yu who got off the carriage had delicate skin that even a young girl could not match. Her skin was as smooth and delicate as milk, and her eyes were as deep and beautiful as the stars in the night sky.

With a perfect face without any blemishes, the slender neck and the bun on the top of the head made her look more noble and mature.

The line of sight involuntarily slid down, and turned over the just right full breasts. The slim white dress gathered around her waistline, making her waist look more and more slender, and then outlined a breathtaking and perfect curve at the waist-hip.

Ji Xiaoxi at the side suddenly felt ashamed. Even though people around her praised her for being beautiful, compared with the lady in front of her, the mature and elegant temperament naturally exuded in her was something that he could not learn at all. .

"Does it look good?" Noticing Zu'an's presumptuous gaze, Madam Yu didn't show any anger, but instead showed a gentle smile.

"Looking good." Zaun nodded, "I thought I was the most beautiful person in the world, but I didn't expect you to be just a little bit worse than me."

puff

Ji Xiaoxi couldn't help laughing, her depressed mood disappeared immediately.

Yu Yanluo was also taken aback. Over the years, she was used to the amazement of too many men when they saw her, but she had never been so natural like him.

"You are very interesting." Yu Yanluo pursed her lips and smiled, and suddenly it was as if the ice and snow had just melted, and a hundred flowers bloomed, "What is your name? You called yourself Shou Ping, and just now this little girl called you Big Brother Zu, so that should be Your real name, what is your name?"

"I am a person who does good deeds without leaving a name." Zu'an shook his head. He used Cheng Shouping's name to blame him. Now he is in danger in the Chu family. Before he finds out, he doesn't want to be exposed Know the details in advance.

Yu Yanluo glanced at the corpses of those bandits in Heifengzhai that he had scavenged messily on the ground, and the corners of her lips raised a nice curve: "But I don't have that much money with me now, if I don't know your real name, How can I give you afterwards."

Zaun scratched his head and scratched his head, apparently struggling, but in the end he decided to give in to the money, grabbed her hand and walked aside: "Follow me!"

Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on the hand holding her arm, a cold light flashed in her eyes, but she didn't say anything in the end.

The guards of the Yu family on the side all stared straight. Their wife has always hated any physical contact with men, but he caught him and didn't stop him?

He wanted to reprimand, but thinking of how he tortured everyone in Heifengzhai just now, he still had lingering fears, so he dared not speak up.

Zu'an took Yu Yanluo to a secluded place far away, and said just now: "I declare in advance, I didn't say it because of the ten thousand taels of gold."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted, and Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on his hand: "Can you let go of my hand first?"

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Thanks to the leader of the book friend for the cold reward, I checked that the time is 2 or 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, go to bed early in the future, otherwise the body will not be able to stay, and it is easy to become a kid with kidney deficiency