Awakening ability starts from sucking cats

18. If you have the ability to hit me along the network cable

On the way home, Lu Yao opened the college forum in his spare time, and found that almost all of them were posts discussing today's events.

[Two beauties appeared in the same frame, and Director Liu and Director Fan robbed people openly for him? 】

Browse: 2356

Reply: 477

Lu Yao clicked in out of curiosity.

I found that the post owner not only restored what happened today, but also added fuel and vinegar in various ways.

For example, "The two tutors almost got into a fight on the spot", "Zhao Yinyue's eyes were red and she seemed to be crying from anger", "Lin Qingling and Lu Yao have an ambiguous relationship".

1l: Laughing to death, I'm afraid this e-level is out of luck, he's pretty good at eating soft food! (likes: 128)

2l: If possible, I want to be Lu Yao in my next life. (like 541)

So real!

Everyone looks down on Ruanfan, and everyone wants to eat Ruanfan.

In their eyes, Lu Yao may have been able to get this kind of treatment because of some kind of opportunity to get into a relationship, otherwise it would never be possible with his strength and abilities.

Lu Yao thinks this is good, but he is afraid that they will guess that he has very powerful abilities, so that he can be favored by mentor Fan Yu. What a great reason to eat soft food!

Lu Yao also wrote a reply:

Hello everyone, my name is Yao Lu.Recently, I have heard many rumors that I seek relationships and eat soft meals.Finally, here is a clarification, this is not a rumor, if you eat it, you eat it!

Published.

His account has been verified by real name, and there is a green tick mark in the lower right corner of his avatar.

In less than half an hour, there were dozens of replies below.

Super-powered hunk: Can you be so confident even if you eat soft food?Rubbish!

Delicious and lazy: put it well, don't put it next time.

Husband Ling'er: Can you give up the position, shit, my Ling'er is woo woo woo!

Maoke: Hello Senior Lu, can I meet your mother?

&nbq, really!

The students discussed this matter in full swing, and not only the students of the same grade in the 27th class, but also the younger brothers and sisters participated in it.

There are three grades in Daybreak College, and each level has thousands of students. It is one of the largest supernatural colleges in the dungeon, with a huge base.

Lu Yao didn't bother to reply, so he scanned the post casually, and was about to turn off his phone when he was suddenly attracted by a new post.

[You may have guessed wrong! 】

What kind of person is Teacher Fan Yu?Since she can accept senior Lu Yao, it proves that the senior must have something special!Maybe his ability is very strong?

wipe? ? ?

Isn't this the school girl who was seeking to meet in the building just now?

Lu Yao immediately put on a small vest "The sky is high and the sea is wide", and wrote a reply in her post.

【idolt! 】

The simplest vulgarity, the most extreme enjoyment.

Before he knew it, Lu Yao had already returned to the vicinity of his home. With his current status as a supernatural being, he could change to a better neighborhood instead of living in the dilapidated apartment in this alley.

The academy's "dormitory for supernatural beings" is even free and open, with one room per person, complete with computer and air-conditioning equipment, and the environment is not known to be much better than here!

But Lu Yao is not in a hurry, the dog landlord wants him to leave as soon as possible, so that he can cheat a deposit, so he insists on renewing it when it expires.

Now, Lu Yao is ready to pay the rent.

It was afternoon at the moment, and as soon as I came downstairs to the apartment, I saw the fat landlord lying on a recliner, wearing a vest, squinting his eyes and playing with his mobile phone.

The legs are crossed, and people passing by will smell the smell of their feet. This kind of sauerkraut from the old altar must be strong enough.

"landlord."

"Lu Yao? What's the matter!"

"Aren't you clamoring for rent every day? I'm here to pay the rent."

"pay rent!"

The landlord jumped up from the chair all at once.

He thought that Lu Yao would definitely move out, how could he afford this kind of apartment if he hadn't awakened as a supernatural being?

"Yeah, I'll transfer it for you right away." Lu Yao opened the terminal and completed the transfer in a hurry.

The landlord's expression changed immediately, and he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Lu Yao, what do you mean? The rent for three months is [-] kahn, and you only have [-] kahn here. How can you just fool people?"

Lu Yao smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm a supernatural being now, and the rent, medical care, and house purchase prices can all be halved directly, according to the government's regulations."

"Fart your mother! If you awaken the power, I will..."

The landlord's words were suddenly stuck, because he saw the certificate of the supernatural being on Lu Yao's terminal, and his eyes widened.

"What do you want today?"

"I...uh, this, I'll eat two extra bowls of rice."

"Then eat well."

Lu Yao was about to go upstairs, but was stopped by the landlord.

"No, Lu Yao, you are still living in this kind of place after you have awakened your abilities, isn't it a disease..."

"What did you say about me?" Lu Yao retorted with an accentuated tone.

"Brother Lu, it's wrong, it's my mouth."

The landlord said flatteringly: "I mean, you have many better places to go, there is no need to be wronged here, hehe."

"You want me to go? All right, you refund the deposit and return the money just now."

"you!"

"You don't know how to settle accounts? The deposit is 200 Kahn, and you will lose 300 Kahn if I live with you for three months. Have you figured it out yet?"

The landlord thought about it carefully, and it was really better to cheat other tenants than to keep him here.

He slapped his forehead violently, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll refund it to you, move away quickly!"

So, not only did Lu Yao not spend any money, but he also got back the deposit. Being a supernatural being is cool.

He didn't have a lot of luggage, so he called a minivan and he took care of it. Before leaving, he specially greeted the uncle who sold buns at the entrance of the alley.

"Don't worry about me, find a good man for your niece as soon as possible!"

Uncle looked surprised and asked loudly, "Xiaolu, where are you going to work?"

"Uncle, I am a supernatural being now, and I can live in the college dormitory for free, hehe."

After Lu Yao got in the car and left, Uncle finally came to his senses, ran into the house in a panic and said to his wife.

"Quick, write a sign and hang it up!"

"What brand..."

"Xiaolu ate our buns and awakened!"

It is conceivable that this signboard is hung at the door of the bun shop, and the business will be very hot in the future.

The supernatural dormitory of Daybreak College is located behind the playground. It is a [-]-story building with beautiful scenery and fresh air. It is cleaned by professional cleaners.

All the supernatural beings in the academy can live here for free for three years, and most of the awakened students will move here.

White prostitution can never be refused, unless you have a lot of money!

Lu Yao registered his identity with the aunt in charge of the dormitory, and checked in directly with his bag.

Bedroom number, 404.

Fuck, why do you feel so unlucky?

Using iris recognition to open the door, Lu Yao was stunned. The room is fully equipped, it is simply luxurious!

Although there is only one single room, it is also equipped with a small independent balcony. There is even a stove and kitchen utensils in the room, which means that you can cook by yourself.

After placing the clothes and daily necessities, laying out the sheets, and plugging in the computer, Lu Yao has successfully moved in.

Lying on the bed, he went to browse the forum again, and found that the school girl's post was still on the front page, and there were already hundreds of replies.

As a 2l, the word "stupid ratio" posted by Lu Yao received as many as 99 likes, it seems that everyone does not agree with the author's statement.

The landlord "Mao Ke" returned him indignantly.

Maoke: I'm talking about my guess. Why did you curse at people when you first came up? You have no quality!

It's not that I want to scold you, it's that you guessed too accurately... Lu Yao returned to the landlord with a vest "the sky is high and the sea is wide".

[If you scold me, you scold me, if you have the ability to hit me along the network cable]

After answering, Lu Yao felt that he was really cheap. He never thought that one day he would become such an annoying keyboard warrior.

"I bother!"

Suddenly, the angry voice from the balcony 403 next door sent a chill down Lu Yao's spine.

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