Little God Big Cockroach

Spirit world.

The messenger bee took the message of the "God of Insects" and flew over the mountains to a primitive dense forest. Here, he found a god who lived here in peace.

The little bee has a human body with a bee head and two pairs of transparent wings. Facing the imposing insect god in front of him, he bowed and said, "General cockroach, the insect master has something important to do with you, please go to the insect god." palace."

"Insect Lord" is the "God of Insects", which means the lord of all insects; "Insect God" is a general term, and all insects who become gods can be called by this name.

The cockroach is eight feet tall, handsome, with long blue and purple hair, black and red eyes, plain clothes, and a modest demeanor.

He handed a cup of honey to the messenger bee, "It's been a long journey, let's drink some water."

The messenger bee likes sweet things, and he took the honey drink with a smile on his face: "Thank you, General Cockroach."

General Cockroach: "Has there been any major events in the God Realm recently?"

Messenger Bee: "No."

"What about the Insect Palace?"

"A hundred years ago, a group of flower fairies came to make a fuss."

"What's the matter?"

"The big stink god took a bath in a lake they managed, and made the water stink. They came to seek justice from the worm master."

"what's the result?"

"The worm punishes the big stink god and confines him for 2000 years."

As he said that, the messenger Bee changed the subject, "General Cockroach, the insect master seems to have something really important this time, can you leave as soon as possible?"

The little messenger has been in contact with various gods a lot, and he understands the nature of these gods. Most of them are fish in troubled waters and passive sabotage. Can't stop.

General Cockroach himself still has a sense of responsibility: "Okay... It seems that I am really anxious, so I will set off first."

As soon as the ending sound fell, his whole body turned into a blue light and flew to the south.

……

The 'Insect Palace' refers on the one hand to the residence of the insect god, and on the other hand to the official institution governing insects.

A ray of blue light came from the north and landed in front of the main gate of the palace.

The two attendants, Xiao Chong, hurried forward to greet him: "General Cockroach, the worm master is waiting for you in meeting room No. [-]."

"Understood." The cockroach waved his hand, indicating that he would go alone.

On the way, he thought while walking: Conference Room [-] is the smallest conference room in the Insect Palace, and the meetings held there in the past were all secret and important. Could it be that the God Realm is about to encounter Ragnarok again?

The last time he appeared in that meeting room, the discussion was about the reduction of Zerg gods. After that meeting, the diversity of Zerg permanently decreased by two types. This is a very serious event within the Zerg. .

"Recently, the celestial phenomena are quite harmonious, so there should be no need to exterminate the clan, right?"——very uncertain thoughts.

"..."

Generally speaking, in an era without foreign enemies, as long as the Creator God (God King) lives in peace, there will be no major problems no matter how chaotic the subordinates are, the fear is that the superiors will be restless...

……

Conference room one.

As soon as the cockroach walked to the door, the door opened automatically.

Looking from the outside, it was pitch black inside, like a hopeless night, so dark that it penetrated people.

"..." Is it necessary to be so dark?Zerg's reputation is so bad, it must have something to do with this worm master who likes the dark style.

After uttering a few words in his heart, the cockroach walked in.

As soon as the person stepped in, the door closed with a 'squeak~' sound.

There is a faint blue light source inside. The light source is behind the main seat of the conference table. The blue light is dim, and it shines on the back of the insect master, casting a hideous black shadow on the table.

The worm master doesn't like human form, and often sees people in the form of a worm. His image can be described as terrifying to ordinary people, but to the zerg, it is mighty and domineering.

As soon as the cockroach came in, he caught the attention of the insect master and five other colleagues.

In these sights, there are expectations, enthusiasm, jokes, and weirdness, and the ingredients are very complicated.

Absolutely nothing good today!

——General Cockroach's heart skipped a beat, facing everyone's gaze, he bravely walked to the third seat on the right and sat down.

At this time, the worm master crossed his hands, one pair supported the tabletop and the other pair rested on his forehead, and at the same time he said with a gloomy face: "General cockroach, you know that you are my most capable subordinate, and unless it is a last resort, I will I will never call you here."

The cockroach general didn't really believe his boss's nonsense, he looked at the ominous expressions of his colleagues, and asked, "Bug lord, are you going to 'decrease the god position' again?"

The bug master immediately waved his hand and denied: "No, the problem is not that big, I just need your help to destroy a world."

— He was also terrified of such things.

"Oh... um? What? Destroy the world?" The cockroach couldn't believe his ears, "What does destroying the world have to do with me? Besides, it's not up to the Insect Palace, right?"

Bug Master: "This is the 'oracle' of the Creator God. He asked us to destroy that world within three months, and now there is one month left."

"..."

These words... are not abrupt at all.

The Chuangshi God possesses the authority of 'creating the world' and can reset and modify the world level. If something happens to an ordinary small world, he will really let his subordinate gods destroy that world in a fit of anger.

If it is reset after destruction, nothing will happen; if it is reset and modified after destruction, only God knows what has been changed.

That god is very capricious.

……

This has been going on for some time, and for latecomers, more clarification is needed.

The insect master explained in detail: "Not long ago, the Chuangshi God verbally assigned a task of destroying the world to the Beast God Palace. As a result, the people sent by the Beast God Palace only worked and did nothing. The 'Oracle of Destroying the World' requires all our shrines to work together and must complete the task of destroying the world within three months, otherwise all will be punished."

It is not an easy task, but it is not difficult, but considering that it has been nearly two months, it can't help but make people curious.

The cockroach general asked, "Is there any problem in that world?"

Bug Lord: "That world is self-contained, and there is very little circulation with the main world. When the gods of the gods arrive there, there is no power left. They can only rely on the "oracle" of the creator god to increase their power through destruction. Power. Dashenfeng, tell the cockroach about your personal experience."

'Big God Bee' was very embarrassed, he covered his face with one hand and said: "After I went down to the realm, I planned to gain power by stopping bees from pollinating and creating chaos and panic. As a result... the plan was only implemented for three days, and a group of Humans who call themselves 'God Slayers' are at the door."

It's a lot of fun to watch colleagues make a fool of themselves.

The cockroach held back a smile and said, "So you still lost? Lost to humans? Fleeing back to the God Realm in embarrassment?"

Dashenfeng flushed with embarrassment: "Go down, you may not be as good as me!"

General Cockroach nodded without showing his sincerity: "It's true. Dashenfeng is cautious and careful in doing things. Even you are defeated, and it will definitely not be much better if it is someone else."

——Don’t be too active in doing things. The more active you are, the more work you will do. Appropriate recognition is very important.

After hearing the good words, Dashenfeng's face became radiant again, as if turning from a critical illness to a serious illness.

……

The worm master's face was hidden in the shadows, and he couldn't see the expression. He knocked on the table and concluded: "The experience of the big god bee and the news from other shrines have proved that a strong attack is not advisable. , if you want to destroy the world in the remaining month, the most reliable way is to rely on the plague..."

After a pause, he continued, "General Cockroach, I hope you can go down to the lower realms to assist Officer Mosquito, and together create and spread the great plague that will destroy the world."

There are too many suspicious points in this matter, and the cockroach will not want to get involved: "Master, is this matter enough for the mosquito officer alone? I don't need me."

Insect owner: "The mosquito officer is too kind, there must be someone to supervise."

General Cockroach: "But... I am also kind-hearted. When it comes to being cruel, General Scorpion should be more suitable than me."

General Xie was also on the scene, and he said in a strange way: "Officer Mosquito only listens to you."

Everyone knows that the mosquito officer has been secretly in love with the cockroach for thousands of years, so when he said this, people who had nothing to do with him showed teasing expressions.

The cockroach general felt a little uneasy on his face, and knew that this matter could not be evaded, so he nodded and accepted: "In that case, I will go down to the world to assist the mosquito officer."

There is something in the insect master's words: "We need assistance in all aspects."

"..."

……

To legally comply with the underground world, you need to go to a place called 'Pantheon', where there is a 'Three Realm Pool', as long as you hold a specially approved token, you can jump in and cross the lower world.

But if there is no token, then there is no guarantee what will happen, for example... getting into a pig's womb by mistake or something.

The facility corresponding to the function of the 'Three Realms Pool' is the 'Tianmen'. From bottom to top, it usually comes out of the 'Tianmen'.

After the cockroach entered the 'Pantheon', he happened to see a strong man with a wild boar's head coming out of the 'Tianmen'. The pig's ear was missing, and he looked miserable.

The two are acquainted.

He took the initiative to go over and talk to him: "Brother Da Ye (pig), long time no see, why are you... so embarrassed?"

Ono (pig) put one hand on the shoulder of the visitor, and said with heavy grief: "General Cockroach, are you also going to destroy the world?"

General Cockroach nodded: "Yes."

Ono: "Brother, let me give you a piece of advice. There is no good human being in that place. Don't be soft-hearted when you meet them. Look at my ears. I just kept a few hands because I was soft-hearted, and the ear was bitten off. They were bitten off by a little girl, they are more savage than primitive people!"

The joys and sorrows of gods and gods are not the same. Not only did the cockroach not feel the same, but he wanted to laugh.

But on the surface, he still had to pretend. He pretended to be pitiful and said: "Brother, go back and have a good rest. Our Zerg Bee's experience is similar to yours. It's also... alas."

"..."

The two chatted for a while, and when they parted, Ono suddenly remembered something, and he grabbed the other's arm: "General Cockroach, can I trouble you with something?"

General Cockroach: "What's the matter?"

Ohno pointed to his missing ear: "I didn't take care of my missing ear. If it is picked up and eaten by a mortal, that person may gain a powerful self-healing ability. That self-healing ability is not what a mortal body can Take it, it's going to get out of control, it's going to be rampant, it's bad. If it does happen, I want you to help me deal with it."

General cockroach: "It's almost destroyed there, are you still worried about this?"

Ohno: "Destruction is work. This is my personal request. You don't have to do it specially. If you encounter it, just help."

General Cockroach had a smile on his face, but he pretended to be embarrassed: "Well...it's a little troublesome, if you are willing to tell me your exclusive secret recipe for cooking, I will agree."

Ohno has the title of "God of Cookery" in the God Realm, and this matter is not even a trivial matter for him.

He directly conjured up a book and said with a smile: "My exclusive secret recipes are all recorded in this book. Take a look and tear off any page you like. If you like all of them, this book will be given away to you." is you."

The cockroach general took the book, didn't even read it, just opened a page, tore it off, and then threw the book back to the other party: "Don't try to take advantage of me, just help you with a page, don't even think about me helping you with a piece of paper." book."

"Haha~"

It's a matter of little effort to help, and it doesn't matter what you give, the two of them are just taking a formality as if they are having fun.

……

"Oh, it's actually the secret recipe for making dumplings. One side of dumpling skin and one side of dumpling filling. A piece of paper is just enough."

The cockroach was shaking the paper in his hand while walking, and arrived in front of the 'Three Realms Pool' in a short while.

The "Three Realms Pool" looks small, with an area of ​​about [-] square meters. There are lotus leaves and lotus flowers on the water surface, with thousands of postures, which seem real and illusion; scene.

Looking at the fleeting scenes, the cockroach gradually became confused:

"When was the last time you were in the lower realm?"

"...I can't remember."

"I vaguely remember that it seemed to be a very happy experience."

"what is it?"

"..."

Shaking his head, he stopped the random thoughts in his mind, put away the paper, and then transformed into the appearance and attire of an ordinary person.

Immediately afterwards, he took out the 'special approval token' given by the worm master, jumped up lightly, and fell into the pool...

……

……

Nether.

Somewhere in a deserted woods.

Without any sign, waves visible to the naked eye suddenly appeared in the air, and a figure emerged out of the waves.

Soon, the figure condensed into a solid body, and gently landed on the ground where the dead branches and leaves were piled up.

The cockroaches ready to destroy the world are coming!

however……

'I got it—I got it—'

'Jijiu-jiujiu--'

'Huh—huh—'

The cicadas are singing, the birds are singing, and the wind is blowing the leaves.

There isn't an iota of 'the world is going to end' vibe here.

"Suddenly understand the hard work of my colleagues."

The cockroach put his hands on his waist, showing a 'body deficit' appearance.

When he arrived in this world, his divine power was also non-existent, and his divine power plummeted, making him feel weak for a long time.

"It seems that it's not that my colleagues don't work hard, it's that the natives are too cruel."

"If the strength is reduced to this level, it really can't beat some special humans."

"..."

Let me explain here, after the gods are lowered, there is no one in a hundred powers, which refers to "the upper limit of power is not one in a hundred". Below the upper limit, the power can be recovered naturally, but if you want to obtain power beyond the upper limit, you can only use it. The God of Creation's "Oracle of Destroying the World" obtains power according to the behavior required by the oracle.

The "destruction of the world" in the "Oracle" is a very vague concept. The "world" generally refers to the "main civilization of the world", and here it is "human beings".

'Destruction' is more general. According to a large amount of past practice data, it can be summarized as 'all acts that destroy human civilization and harm human body and mind'.

General cockroach is the god of cockroaches. Thanks to some notorious cockroaches, he can gain considerable power without deliberately destroying them. After all... In this world, certain cockroaches are always hurting The fragile human mind.

If there is harm, even if there is 'act of destruction', there will be 'power generation', which will then be enshrined to their gods.

"I can feel that power is pouring into my body continuously..." Although the amount per unit time is pitifully small.

……

After a few minutes.

A group of black mosquitoes flew out from the grass blades. The mosquitoes flew around the cockroach twice, and then scattered away.

——This is a notice from the Mosquito Officer, which probably means 'I'm almost there. '

"That girl is still so serious, serious and careful."

Ordinary gods would not specifically notify in advance for such a small matter.

When General Cockroach thinks about the Mosquito Officer, he feels his head tense. The relationship between them is very delicate. Usually, he avoids it whenever he can. Now that he has "important matters", he really can't help it. .

"I suddenly missed my ex so much, why did we break up in the first place?"

"..."

——This guy is not pure, he is a god who has a history of love.

......

Rustling.

Stepping on dead leaves, pushing apart vegetation, and walking in the cluttered woods can easily create various movements.

The cockroach looked towards the source of the sound, and saw a "girl" with a short ponytail, plain clothes, and pretty appearance walking towards him slowly.

Regardless of the age factor, Mosquito Officer looks like a pure and pleasant sister next door, while General Cockroach is a young man with a handsome uncle temperament.

When the two were far apart, Mosquito Officer had obvious joy on his face, but the further she moved forward, the more flat her expression became, and when she got closer, her expression became normal.

She was the first to speak: "General Cockroach, I haven't seen you for more than 350 years. How are you doing?"

Such a strange question made General Cockroach's neck stiff when he heard it, "...it's okay, it's the same as before, but it's you, how did you start the task of destroying the world?"

Mosquito officer: "The work arranged by the insect master cannot be refused."

General Cockroach: "They mess around, you can't follow them around."

There seemed to be a strange light in Mosquito Officer's eyes: "What about you? Are you messing around too?"

The cockroach spread his hands and said: "I have no choice. Among the big insect gods in the Insect Palace, I have the lowest contribution. Even the giant bee is on it. It is impossible for me not to. Sigh, now that everyone is here, let's concentrate on business, you Where did it go?"

"Do you want to talk here?"

"It's damp and dark here, and there's no one else. It's a good place for a secret conversation."—Nodding.

"But I remember you don't like dark environments."

"I don't like it in life, but I'm working now."

"Come with me, I know a good place." After speaking, Mosquito Officer didn't wait for the other party's response, turned around and walked forward, leading the way in front.

General Cockroach: "..."

This mosquito officer is more proactive than before.

……