Little God Big Cockroach

"I don't know which shrine it belongs to, I have to go to find out the wind..."

—— Lian Ze pondered a ghost idea in his mind.

There are many types of gods, and their personalities are even more strange. If he meets someone who can afford it, he will have a lot of fun in the future.

Until four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lian Ze called Angel Di from the window area, and he said with a 'kind' smile, "Angel Di, I'll treat you tonight, we'll go to Second Fate to have a good meal, won't you not go?"

Angel Di had no problem with eating and drinking, but he had a lot of thoughts about the other party's "kind smile": "Brother, you smile so treacherously, I don't think it's a good thing."

"If the feeling is reliable, I haven't seen you buy lottery tickets and buy tens of thousands of households based on your feeling. Don't think so badly of me all day long. You have been with me for so long, how much have you benefited from me?"

"Uh... sorry, bro, I was the one to be abrupt."

Just as he apologized earnestly here, Lian Ze immediately put on a smirk expression: "Hey, do you have the phone number of that little girl? Call someone out, it's so lively."

"I shouldn't think so well of you..." Angel Di felt bad again, he waved his hand, "Excuse me for refusing, I don't want to disturb others."

"You haven't asked me which little girl I'm talking about."

"Which one else could it be? The ones I met on the last trip."

"Wrong, it's not Guo Na and the others."

"That's...? Wait, is it Jiang Yue?"

"Yes, that's it, and her little friend and the cat."

"I really don't know her well."

"I know her cat well! You call and turn on the speakerphone, and I'll give you a tip."

"All right……"

……

——Phone call——

'Beep~beep~' After a few times, a cold female voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hello?"

Angel Di: "Hello, is that Jiang Yue? I'm Di Tianshi."

Jiang Yue: "I know it's you, what are you doing calling?"

Angel Di: "My elder brother... that is Boss Lian, he wants to invite you to a restaurant for dinner."

Jiang Yue: "No!"

Lian Ze (whispering): "Tell her, I have something important to discuss."

Angel Di (reporting honestly): "Boss Lian said that he has something important to discuss."

Jiang Yue: "What's the matter? Let him talk directly on the phone."

Lian Ze (whispering): "Tell her that this matter is related to Bai Xue, and you need to explain it face-to-face."

Angel Di (translated): "He said that this matter is related to Bai Xue, and we need to talk face to face."

Jiang Yue: "Let me ask Bai Xue."

Angel Di who didn't know: "?"

……

After dozens of seconds.

Jiang Yue's voice came again: "Bai Xue said she hated Lian, she said she would rather die than die."

Lian Ze (whispering): "Tell her that a new storm has emerged, and a free meal is waiting for her."

After hearing this, Angel Di relayed with a blank expression: "Brother Lian said that a new storm has appeared, and there is a free meal waiting for her."

Jiang Yue: "You might as well just give him the phone."

Angel Di stretched out his hand holding the phone: "Brother, tell her."

Lian Ze directly gave him a shudder: "Stupid you, how can you do it without an interpreter on diplomatic occasions!? Hurry up and ask him to have dinner at Second Yuan Restaurant at seven o'clock in the evening."

"???"

Di Tiantian was knocked for no reason, and after thinking about the reason for the knocking, he felt that it made sense, but he didn't know what was wrong.

He said into the microphone: "Well...do you agree to come out for dinner?"

Jiang Yue (speechless): "I heard everything."

Angel Di: "Are you coming or not?"

After the phone was silent for more than ten seconds, Jiang Yue replied: "Bai Xue said, she may or may not go. Anyway, you just wait."

"..."

……

After the call ends.

Di Tiantian turned her head and said doubtfully, "I remember Baixue is a cat, right?"

——He still doesn't know that Snow White is the 'God of Cats'.

Lianze's eyes drifted away: "After training, cats may speak human language..."

Di Angel only thought that the other party was joking again: "Haha~ I understand what you mean, it's 'meow meow', people can say it too."

"...I think you probably misunderstood again."

"Don't talk about this, by the way, will Brother Zhu go with us too?"

"Go and invite him to try."

"Then I really tried it."

"..."

Every time Di Tiantian communicated with Zhu Dousha, he would feel that there was an invisible wall between the two of them. This happened every time, but he would still 'bump' every time.

As you can imagine, his kindness was once again rejected by Zhu Dousha.

……

That night, around seven o'clock.

At the entrance of the second edge restaurant.

After waiting for a while, Lian Ze and Angel Di saw Jiang Yue walking from the other side of the street, and Jiang Xin holding the cat Bai Xue.

The two parties met at the entrance of the restaurant.

Lian Ze greeted with a smile: "Good evening, you three~ Thank you for not releasing our pigeons."

Jiang Xin has a carefree personality, and she happily replied: "Brother Lian, good evening to you too~ Thank you for what happened to Bai Xue last time. Although she has been losing her temper, she still knows that she is wrong."

Snow White's face was full of dissatisfaction: "Meow--"

Jiang Yue's personality is not fun, and she has a cold face when she comes out on stage. She looks at Di Angel, wondering whether the other party knows Bai Xue's identity.

Just at this time, Angel Di extended his right hand to Bai Xue with a smile (stupidly): "Bai Xue seems to have gained weight again, can I touch it?"

"Hiss~" Bai Xue let out a fierce sound, and slapped the outstretched hand away with one paw.

"..."

——Such a scene made the two people and the cat who just came over know the kid's ignorance.

……

Everyone chatted a few words at the door to enliven the atmosphere, then Boss Lian took the lead and led a few people into the restaurant.

Boss Lian is not short of money, so he asked the waiter for a small private room, no matter how expensive the order is, just pick what you like.

Order, serve, eat.

Although the four people and one cat didn't have a lively chat, as far as 'eating' is concerned, it seems to be quite harmonious.

After a few dishes were served, Bai Xue became more and more greedy, and couldn't help urging her 'cat slave' to quickly feed her meat.

"Meow~meow~meow~"

—an impatient meow.

Because there was an uninformed person present, she didn't speak human words, she just meowed.

Bai Xue's performance made Lian Ze feel uncomfortable and didn't want to vomit: "..."

This cat is a 'cat god' after all, but now it's begging for food in front of three humans and a big insect god. This... there is no morals at all.

Lian Ze put down the half-gnawed pig's trotter, wiped his hands with a paper towel, then walked over and lifted Bai Xue in his hand.

He said to the others: "I have a personal grievance with this cat. You eat first, and I will go back as soon as I go."

Di Angel thought he was about to run away again: "Brother, what grievances can't be discussed here?"

Lian Ze pointed to the other two: "Jiang Yue and Jiang Xin know, you should ask them."

After speaking, he carried the cat and walked out of the private room.

The remaining three looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became stiff.

Di Tiantian thought it was troublesome to talk to girls, and didn't want to ask questions. He took a large piece of meat and chewed it vigorously, puffing up his cheeks at the same time and said: "Brother Lian is mysterious, we don't care about him, you two are welcome, tonight Eat as much as you can, and try to bankrupt his dumpling shop!"

——The "rice bucket" style speech combined with the "gluttonous" eating performance looks a bit funny.

Jiang Xin felt inspired, and she resolutely started to eat: "Tonight, I want to say goodbye to my weight."

Seeing the 'extremely hungry' eating of these two people, Jiang Yue couldn't help but roll her eyes: "These two critters..."