Little God Big Cockroach

"???"

Boss Jia held the cat in his hand and turned his head to look, with an expression of 'what the hell are you trying to do, you bastard'.

This seemed to be a signal. When Lian Ze saw this expression, he immediately staggered over, stretched out his hand to hold Bai Xue's cat waist, and at the same time showed a very moved look: "Brother Yuanxu, we have been apart for 3000 years, little brother, I I want to kill you!"

——'Yuanxu' is one of Boss Jia's taboo names.

I still know this?

Boss Jia's angry eyes almost widened: "Damn bastard, hurry up and report your name!"

Lian Ze laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha~ Big brother, little brother, I am a general."

"..."

Hearing this name, Boss Jia was stunned on the spot. After a few seconds of slowing down, his face became more and more ferocious. He let go of the right hand that was pinching the cat, and instead clenched his fist and beat his own head.

While hammering his head, he said extremely irritatedly: "It's so hard to die, how can I be so unlucky today, meeting you, a star-killing devil, has committed eight lifetimes of evil!

! ”

Lian Ze threw the cat away, walked over to hold Hammer's hand, and said with a smile: "Brother, it is fate that we meet each other, how can you say such dejected words? The previous matter was all a misunderstanding, I want If I had known it was you, elder brother, I would have prepared enough courtesy to meet you."

Boss Jia's temper is very explosive inside, and he should be angry at this moment, but the other party revealed a big general by exposing their identities.

General cockroach used to be the master of killing, his temper was not hot, and he would die when he got angry. Although he is much better now, the impression of the past is too deep, and few people who are familiar with the past dare to provoke him.

Boss Jia's temper was suppressed again and again, and finally he shook his hand violently, shook off the opponent, then walked to the wall, and punched the wall.

He said angrily: "General Cockroach, the world is in such a mess now, why don't you go name and kill the gods, what are you doing hiding in the mandarin fish market?!"

Lian Ze: "Brother, I had no choice before, now I just want to be a good person."

Boss Jia: "Okay, tell your insect masters and the masters of the Insect Palace to see if they believe you are a good person."

Lian Ze waved his right hand, as if to show that he had nothing to do with those people, "They don't understand me, I'm no longer who I used to be."

Seeing the other party's righteous words, Boss Jia immediately scolded: "Now you are a bastard tortoise! ​​Are you going to die? A majestic insect king, molesting a man's daughter in front of his father, who the hell? A wicked thing as wicked as you?"

Peng!Peng!Peng!

—— While speaking, he thumped the table violently three times.

Lianze scratched his head, and pretended to be stupid again: "Brother, let's talk about it, where did I molested your daughter? Tell me carefully, and if I make any mistakes, I will give you the head on this necklace." You apologize."

——From the perspective of ordinary human beings, there is nothing wrong with his actions...

Boss Jia: "Who wants your broken cockroach head, not even a single cockroach in a restaurant!"

Lian Ze: "Brother, you are too much. I am the 'God of Cockroaches'. You can't just pick out those with a bad reputation. There are also good ones. Besides, from the beginning until now, I haven't mentioned a band." Turtle words, if you want to do this, then I will learn from you."

——'Underworld Cave Master' is originally a 'turtle'.

Boss Jia: "You are the only one who can speak well! Yanyan is my daughter, my, my, daughter! I can't see her being cheated, let alone getting hurt. I warn you and that cat, stay away from my daughter from now on, don't get close she."

Lian Ze raised his head, with the appearance of being a teacher: "I don't like to hear these words, brother, in my heart, your daughter is my daughter, how could I make her lie to her? Think about it just now , How much fun we had. To love a child, one should give her a happy childhood, instead of becoming a tiger mother and wolf father, imprisoning her and controlling her in the name of love. Besides, a little girl will become a big girl sooner or later, The big girl wants to fall in love and get married, so you can't control her for the rest of her life, can you?"

"I can't take it anymore!"

Boss Jia roared angrily, rushed forward with clenched fists, grabbed Bai Xue who was quietly watching the show with both hands, and shook it violently like a soda bottle.

'Daughter wants to marry', this is something every father will have to face in the future, but it is really annoying and out of date to talk about the future.

He couldn't cure Lian Ze, who had a bad mouth, so he could only lose his temper with his cat friend.

Bai Xue, who rolled her eyes, provided the background sound: "Meow-gu--"

……

Hurting others should be done in moderation.

Lian Ze had had enough fun today, he stepped forward to stop him and said: "Brother, don't be angry with the cat, get angry with her, maybe you will get into your daughter's bed that night. You and my brother have been separated for thousands of years, today is just the right time Talk about your feelings, come, let's sit down there, let your staff bring some wine and food, and we two brothers can have a good get-together."

Boss Jia felt chills down his spine when he heard 'the cat drilled into the bed', and immediately got angry, "Don't talk about my daughter again, especially don't take advantage of my daughter verbally."

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you, put the cat down quickly."

"..."

The cat puts it down.

Boss Jia sent a message on his mobile phone, asking someone to deliver food and drinks.

Drinks and dishes are served.

Lian Ze saw that Bai Xue was stunned like a silly cat, so he patted the other cat's head, and pointed out: "Little cat, why don't you hurry up and pour wine for the great god of your Beast God Palace?"

"Meow?"

Bai Xue quickly realized that this was an opportunity for her to show off.

She immediately jumped onto the table, with her cat's tail curled up, and using her tail instead of her hand, she poured wine for the two great gods.

——A chance to get acquainted.

……

The master of the underworld cave and the general cockroach are old acquaintances. During the period of "Crackdown on Strange Demons", one of them was the god of violent battles, the other was a general who attacked fortified battlefields, and both were great gods who killed countless lives.

After the "Fighting of Strange Demons" was over, the master of the Nether Cave felt that he had heavy karma and was obsessed with murder, so he took the initiative to guard the realm of life and death, cultivate his body and mind, and cultivate his morality in the Nether Cave.

Not long after he became the master of the underworld cave, he ran into the general cockroach who came to find the soul of the old department. The two talked a lot.

If you keep killing and cutting, you will suffer from it.

From this aspect, Lian Zezun called Boss Jia "big brother" from the bottom of his heart.

It's just that who would have thought that he would become what he is now after letting go of his killing heart?

"Big Brother" "Big Brother", he shouted kindly, but he didn't show mercy when he dug a hole.

……

Old friends meet and chat endlessly.

Boss Jia's temper is both violent and calm. As long as you don't keep irritating him, he will soon return to his gentle appearance, and his speech and conversation are as elegant as a gentleman. Compared with his temper, he is a different person.

He chatted with Lian Ze more and more excitedly, more than three hours passed before he knew it.

Someone sent a message, and his phone vibrated.

Boss Jia took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, only to realize that it was past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

He stood up abruptly, and cursed: "You bastard general, I was so busy talking to you that I almost forgot about my daughter. Let's stop talking, I have to send my daughter home to sleep."

After speaking, he left his seat and ran away in a hurry.

……