Little God Big Cockroach

"!?"

Before Lianze could hold on to his fishing rod, a fish bit the hook.

He hurriedly lifted the fishing rod, trying to pull the fish up, but the fish was so powerful that it seemed to rush straight into the deep water.

"Hey-"

The wrestling between the man and the fish made Lianze's veins almost twitch.

Seeing this, Yu Dahuo immediately put down the fishing rod in his hand and walked over quickly: "Do you want to help?"

Lian Ze gritted his teeth and said, "Help me when I'm about to miss!"

If you are an experienced fisherman, what you want to fish is to compete with the fish. If you don’t have the strength, you will not feel a sense of accomplishment in fishing.

I have to say that the quality of the fishing rod, fishing line, and hook is good, and there is no accident after working so hard.

The man and the fish fought for more than ten seconds, the strength of the fish gradually weakened, and Lian Ze started to back up with the fishing rod.

He reminded cursingly: "This bastard turtle may not be an ordinary fish, so be prepared."

After speaking, he pulled the fish out of the water with all his strength.

Everyone looked at it in a blink of an eye, and the fish was really not an ordinary fish, but a 'monster'.

This monster is about the size of a one-liter iced tea bottle. It has a fish head, a turtle body, and four frog legs. It has a horn on its head, and the sharp horns are like thorns, fangs, and stingers.

……

Baixue reacted the fastest. As soon as the strange fish was pulled ashore, she pounced on it with a sound of "嗤~", bit the strange fish's throat, and slammed it a few times, breaking the opponent's anger.

When she let go, the corner of her cat's mouth was stained with blood, and she stretched out her cat's tongue to lick it. The cat showed an expression of 'unfinished', and then opened its mouth, wanting to 'eat' the meat of this strange fish.

Lian Ze felt that Bai Xue's behavior looked indecent, so he immediately slapped the other party with a fishing rod, "Bad cat, pay attention to your image, don't teach bad children."

"Meow..." a pitiful cry.

——Bai Xue really thinks the flesh and blood of this strange fish is delicious.

……

Several people carefully moved the strange fish to drier ground.

Zhang Fu frowned: "This...isn't a species on Earth?"

Yu Dahuo: "Nonsense, this monster has something to do with evil gods."

Seeing that Zhang Fu wanted to touch the sharp horns of the strange fish, Lian Ze stopped him in time and said, "Don't touch the sharp horns on its head, those are its poisonous horns, which are extremely poisonous. If ordinary people are stabbed, they will die immediately." To see Hades.

"

"Sorry, I'm so unprofessional." Zhang Fu withdrew his hand for a while, and then asked: "Could this little monster be the murderer of the recent series of events?"

Yu Dahuo shook his head: "This one doesn't seem to have grown up yet, there should be bigger ones."

"..."

Lian Ze poked the body of the strange fish with a branch. He didn't know this kind of strange fish, but he had seen similar ones.

Strange fish like this mostly reproduce through the self-reproduction of the mother body. The population structure is similar to that of ants and bees, and there is a 'matrix queen'.

Judging by Bai Xue's reaction, the meat of this strange fish should be quite delicious.

In an environment where ferocious beasts are rampant, this strange fish is high-quality food, and the quantity cannot be increased, but in the human world... as long as the conditions are right, it is a standard 'invasion of alien creatures'.

"..."

——Thinking of this, Lian Ze shook his head again, feeling speechless in his heart.

This kind of reproduction method that wins by numbers is theoretically the Zerg's forte, and it is also the standard setting for facial makeup.

However, the times are developing and the society is progressing. Up to now, in the Insect Palace, anyone with a bit of artistic pursuit disdains to use this method. (In fact, due to the development of insect transformation technology, the parent insect sea technology has gradually been eliminated.)

"The trend of the times is also feng shui."

……

Lian Ze didn't express any constructive opinions about the strange fish in front of those two people. After a few random words, he walked back to the lake and continued to catch fish.

Yu Dahuo contacted the 'Environmental Management Department', and not long after, someone came to recover the corpse of the strange fish and took it back for research.

Several people fished for a while.

Lian Ze caught the fish again and again, and his hands were tired from pulling the fish. He threw away the fishing rod, and took Bai Xue to walk along the lake for a while, and turned back when he reached a dead end.

He asked the two men, "How many fish have you two caught?"

Zhang Fu: "...a snail."

Yu Dachow: "...a small fish that weighs two or two."

After all, Lian Ze has 'rich experience': "For five or six hours in a row, no matter how bad your luck is, you won't be able to catch such a small number of fish. The fish in this lake are probably eaten by strange fish. There are a few small fish in my fish guard. Yes, you use fish as bait to see if you can catch the strange fish."

"Great idea!" both agreed.

"..."

In fact, this should be half a good idea and half a bad idea.

A monster that can eat 'adult fish', even if it bites the hook, cannot be pulled up by a fishing rod.

……

Fishing is a matter of patience, and it will take a certain amount of time for the 'bait' to bear fruit.

While waiting for the fish, several people chatted about the extraordinary world.

Lian Ze asked: "So many people died in this lake, your 'environmental management department' will send you two, and those two boats?"

The nature of this matter is very serious. Under normal circumstances, this place should have been surrounded by various professionals.

Yu Dahuo: "The extraordinary police force in Guiyu City is one of the bottom ones among major cities in China. They are short of manpower, and good steel can only be used on the blade."

Zhang Fu then added: "Mandarin Fish City has had very few special cases in recent years, and the law and order is the best among major cities."

Lian Ze: "How is the overall domestic situation?"

Yu Dahuo shook his head and said: "It's getting worse and worse. There are more and more people who are awakened by the people, and the incidents are getting bigger and bigger. Now the public opinion can still be suppressed, and it will not happen in a few years." That's easy to say."

Lian Ze: "Speaking of which, there are often all kinds of novel news on the other side of the sea. Some bank was robbed today, and terrorists appeared somewhere tomorrow...Comparing this, it seems that we are too peaceful."

Yu Dahuo said bitterly: "It's not peaceful either. In February of this year, Baiya City discovered a Dr. Zong who had been hiding for several years. That man transformed himself into a bug beast, and he still has an army of bug beasts under his command."

Lian Ze: "Hey~'Dr. Worm', why did you come up with such a pleasant name?"

Yu Dahuo: "That person called himself the name, and the higher-ups have no objections, so he just used it as the code name."

Lian Ze: "Has Dr. Worm been wiped out?"

Yu Dahuo was even more sad: "It's the other way around. 'Tianling' mobilized fighters from two cities to carry out the extermination operations. There were more than 70 people in total. However, only six people survived Dr. Zong's army of beasts in the end. .Dr. Zong escaped, and now I don’t know where he is hiding.”

Lian Ze: "What is the reason for the failure of the extermination operation?"

Yu Dahuo: "I made a mistake in intelligence judgment. At first I thought that there were not many insects and beasts, and Dr. Zong's individual combat power was limited. After the extermination began, the action team even had the upper hand for a while. As a result, Dr. The beast army..."

Lian Ze: "Uh...should I say I'm sorry?"——I mean something else.

Yu Dahuo: "It's okay, I'm just expressing my feelings... In our line of work, the benefits are high, the salary is high, and the death rate is also high. Death may not necessarily be a glorious death, but more of aggrieved and unlucky. For example, Zhang Fu, if he touched the thorn of that strange fish before, if he got stuck, I would have to attend his memorial service tomorrow."

When Zhang Fu heard this, he covered his face in shame: "Boss Yu, I am also enlightened. If you cut off my hand, I should be able to live for a few more years."

"..."

——This world is secretly in chaos. Although it is still far away from the collapse of order, that day will come sooner or later.

……

While the three humanoid creatures were chatting, the cat Baixue was not idle either, as if she was inspecting a new territory, she began to walk according to her feeling.

Maomao is not interested in scenery, but in 'patrolling'.

Walk through grass, woods, climb hills, rocks...

After walking for an unknown amount of time, when Bai Xue got out of the grass again, she found herself at the lake again.

"Meow~"

As soon as she meowed, she immediately went crazy: "Bah! Bah! Meow meow with a hammer, this cat is a cat god, how can it be like a mortal cat!"

——The cat god who eats cat food every day.

Speak the words of human beings, and let the wild go.

Bai Xue climbed onto a small tree, looked up, and saw three fishing people diagonally in the distance by the lake—that was Lian Ze and the others.

When he closed his eyes, a patch of weeds spread into the water in front of him.

If the cat breaks in unprepared, it may get lost.

Among the weeds not far away, there is a bamboo sticking out unnaturally, which seems to be a 'fishing rod'.

"???"

How can there be humans fishing in such a place?

——With doubts in his heart, Bai Xue got down from the tree and walked in that direction.

……

Drilling through the weeds, it is inevitable to make a rustling sound.

Before Snow White arrived, the fisherman who was sitting there noticed her.

After Baixue got out of the grass, the two sides looked at each other directly.

The man's hair was white and disheveled, and the clothes he wore were mostly mended. He looked like an 'old tramp'.

"..." Bai Xue's cat's eyes turned straight, as if to run away at any time, without meowing first.

The old tramp looked at Bai Xue and felt a strange aura. He was puzzled at first, and then realized: "You are not a mortal cat, you are a fairy."

Bai Xue's tone was not kind: "It smells like seafood, are you from the Sea God Palace?"

Old tramp: "What a wild mouth, you must be born from the heart, you are a cat god."

"What? Do you want to fight with me?"

"The grievances between the Sea God Palace and the Big Cat God have long since ended, and we have no ill will towards the later Cat God."

"Tch! But I just can't stand you seafood! Come on, what are you doing here? The Sea God Palace is falling for the Jealous Whale, why is the Jealous Whale here? Oh~ I see, the people in this lake You made the water monster, right? It’s really bad-hearted seafood.”

"I've heard about the rudeness of the cat god, and I've learned it today. The Beast God Palace you belong to has no intention of participating in the battle. Why are you so meddling? Get back quickly, lest you lose your life."

"Meow--" Bai Xue was fierce, and then said harshly: "You wait for me! I'll go and shake people over now, and see if I don't deal with you!"

After speaking, she moved like a rabbit, and ran away like flying.

"..."

The old vagabond was a little honest, he thought about it, and felt that leaving now might cause a change, so he stayed where he was, waiting for someone who might come.

……

……

Bai Xue ran back to the place where Lian Ze and others were fishing with some fear.

She slowed down, and the slower she went, the more things she thought about.

"No, I am a majestic cat god. I was scared away by a mere seafood, and ran back to find the support of the great god."

"If this gets out, will my reputation still exist? Wouldn't I be ridiculed by all the seafood in the world?"

"The cat Luo Pingyang was bullied by the fish!"

"It's not too late for a good cat to take revenge!"

"I can't talk about this. If I did, the God of the Cockroach would not thank me, but would definitely laugh at me."

"can not say."

"..."

——Bai Xue gradually calmed down, and when she walked to Lian Ze's side, she was still in the mood to lick her fur.

Lian Ze glanced at Bai Xue who was squatting next to him, and joked in his heart: "This cat is really useless, after all, it is a cat god, and it makes a living by selling cuteness every day, and it can be done with peace of mind. '

In general, Bai Xue's worries are very accurate.

……

A few people used fish to catch strange fish, and finally caught one.

That strange fish is the youth version of the little strange fish, similar in appearance and one meter tall.

Strictly speaking, this strange fish was lured out, and its teeth were so sharp that it not only ate the bait fish in one bite, but also broke the fishing line.

Then he jumped out of the water and took the initiative to attack the old fishermen on the shore.

As a result, he was beaten by Yu Dahuo, bloody and fleshy, and died on the spot, leaving a blood-red water surface, as well as wreckage and broken flesh.

It was getting late, and the picture became so bloody again.

Therefore, Lian Ze bid farewell to the two of them first. He picked three big fish from the fish guard, took the fish and the cat, and went back.

……

Send the brought back fish to 'Second Edge' for processing, then open 'Gexin', and send a message of 'Treat guests to eat fish, come quickly'.

Lian Ze and Bai Xue, the embarrassing duo met Boss Jia's father and daughter team, and they ate each other to death.

Boss Jia and his daughter Yanyan are both in the store today, so...boss Jia has to lose money again today.

There must be a time to invite people to dinner, and it will be at eight o'clock in the evening.

It was still early, and there was only one little girl and three evil gods in the private room.

The cat played with the little girl, and Lian Ze chatted with Boss Jia, each sitting at one end.

After Boss Jia heard what Lian Ze said about Pingyan Lake, he said with a smile: "This is a provocation by Mr. Whale to God."

Lian Ze: "Why does she have nothing to offend the God of Humanity? The God of Humanity wants to keep aloof from the world, so wouldn't it be better to just let it go?"

"Jealous Whale, her father is a human god, a human god who joined the sea clan, and later cheated on humans, and was not well received by the sea clan. The humans and the sea clan also had a deep hatred, messing around, and made a part of the sea god palace. The Sea God hates the Man God very much."

"Oh...so, the Jealous Whale is here to vote for the Sea God Palace?"

"What time is it, get Mao's vote, if you want to do it, you will do it. You bastard is so black that you can't see the bottom. You have smashed all the people and gods here, and the sum is not worth your arm."

"Brother, stop wronging good people."

"Then tell me specifically, what did you do outside before you settled down in the mandarin fish market?"

"Just study and work."

"Is there a God who can testify?"

"Brother, you are meaningless. The evil god is not a single dog, and he can be seen everywhere. Besides, I just want to live an ordinary life. If I meet him, I won't recognize him."

"Heh, heh, I don't believe a word of what you said."