Little God Big Cockroach

There must be a reason for fighting, and there must be a reason for doing things.

Lian Ze wanted to use his identity as a 'human' to find trouble with the evil god. First of all, he needed to be a "teacher with a reputation" and be affiliated with a "human-related department" whose work content was related to the evil god, so that he could justifiably send care to his colleagues.

If that's the case, even if the time comes to tear his face, he can still say "I'm educating you as a human being" to the other party's face, and make the other party "convinced".

And it just so happened that he had such a network in the mandarin fish market.

the next day.

Lian Ze made an appointment at one o'clock in the afternoon, went to the city hall and met with Mayor Wang.

'Mayor Wang', whose real name is 'Wang Liao', is the head of the gods here in name. His appearance... looks like he is in his 50s, with gray temples, a smile on his face all the time, and his eyes are as calm as a deep lake. Kind and majestic.

At this moment, the two had been drinking tea in the tea room for more than half an hour.

At first, Wang Liao calmly drank tea and chatted with Lian Ze, but the other party kept chatting away from the main topic, and as time went by, it caused him some headaches.

Seeing that the assistant began to urge him through the glass door, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask, "Boss Lian, you came here today to chat with me, right?"

Although Lian Ze has no airs, but his status as a 'great god' is there, those who know him will inevitably be in awe of him.

He smiled and said, "That's right, Mayor Wang, I want to ask if you have a job suitable for me here."

While trying to figure out the other party's intentions, Wang Liao replied with a smile, "What kind of job do you like?"

Lian Ze pretended to be condescending: "...it's work related to evil gods."

"You know, civil wars are now greater than foreign wars, and governments around the world do not encourage the elimination of evil gods."

——'Civil war' refers to fighting in the nest, and 'foreign war' refers to the evil god's destruction of the world.

"Of course I know, so I want to help the cause of peace and help the evil gods and humans get along better and more harmoniously."

"...I don't understand what you mean, do you want to help Guiyu Market attract more peace-loving... evil gods?"

"Yes, yes, that's the main meaning."

"You say 'primary', what about 'secondary'?"

"Uh... As you know, many thorns and tribulations are inevitable on the road to developing the cause of peace. I have this belief and awareness, and I am willing to remove obstacles and haze for the cause of peace, and dedicate my strength to peace."

"..."

Because what the other party said was too outrageous, Mayor Wang didn't want to talk for a while.

……

After a while.

Wang Liao drank a cup of tea slowly, and finally adjusted his mood, "Boss Lian, these requests you made... There is no need to find a job, you can do it now."

Lian Ze waved his hand and said, "No, no, ordinary people can't do it. Before I encountered a little thing, someone wanted to flash my eyes with a luminous pen." —— Amnestics.

"You can use your identity registered with the 'Environmental Management Department'."

"That identity is useless. When you leave the mandarin fish market, you don't even recognize a dog."

"Then... I'll contact 'Tianling' and ask if they have a suitable job for you, is that okay?"

"Honestly, I'd like to work under someone I know."

"Boss Lian, you're embarrassing me by saying that."

"Hey, forget it, forget it, Tian Ling is Tian Ling, you let them create a small department with a very high degree of freedom for me, I may recruit a few other thugs, and there must be no name, otherwise I will It's free to play." - Lian Ze, who is sloppy.

"I will truthfully pass on your request to them."

Seeing the other party like this, Wang Liao felt more at ease: the unreasonable master is much easier to deal with than the ignorant master.

……

Lian Ze finished his business and was about to get up and leave when he suddenly remembered a small matter.

He felt that it was rare for him to come here, so why not ask by the way?

So he asked: "Mayor Wang, I would like to ask, do you know the whereabouts of that elderly girl?"

——'Senior girl' refers to the 'god of maidens'.

Wang Liao felt that the cockroach was going to ask this question, and the things behind it were definitely not trivial.

He thought for a while, and replied: "There is news that she is wooing the Great God of the Firmament Palace."

After hearing this, Lian Ze said half-jokingly: "I'm also a master, why didn't you see her come to win me over?"

Wang Liao didn't dare to discuss this matter face to face: "Hehe, I don't know about that."

Lian Ze also laughed twice in the same tone: "Hehe, I have seen Mr. Jealousy Whale, but I have never seen the God of Girls. I heard that God of Girls is very young and cute. I don't know if it is true or not. curious."

"Junior literally means 'young girl', Boss Lian, don't expect too much."

"Hmm... well, a girl over eighteen years old really has nothing to look forward to..."

After saying this, Lian Ze got up and said goodbye, and left here in a cool manner.

Although the other party didn't say much, it reminded him of many things.

The Goddess of the Maiden may be of the type of "shortness and conspiracy".

"As long as the military adviser is found well, it doesn't matter if the person is stupid."

"I'm afraid that an innocent girl meets Prince Charming. A good war drama will be turned into a romance drama."

"..."

Lian Ze doesn't hate romantic dramas, especially the ones where the world will be destroyed if you talk about it.

……

……

After leaving City Hall, it was still early.

Lian Ze went back to get the fishing equipment, rode on his bicycle, and went to Pingyan Lake.

Unlike yesterday, he came alone today, and he did not contact the 'Environmental Management Department' before coming.

As a result, when he rode his bicycle to the stuck point yesterday, he was stopped by the guards.

The guards were also different from yesterday's, all wearing security uniforms, like people from a private security company.

The two sides clashed at first, but after Lian Ze revealed that he was a member of the relevant department, the attitude of the other party immediately became friendly.

Lian Ze asked strangely: "When I came yesterday, the guards were still regular troops. Why are you guys replaced today?"

One of the security guards replied: "We don't know what's going on. The boss asked us to stay here, so we will stay here."

"Who is the boss who hired you?"

"We are professional security guards and keep employer information strictly confidential."

"..." The other party was too professional, and Lian Ze could only call him out.

……

After waiting on the spot for more than ten minutes, Zhang Fu ran out from the blocked area.

He apologized: "Sorry, we didn't know you would come again today."

Lian Ze: "What's the matter?"

Zhang Fu looked at the surrounding security personnel intentionally: "The situation is a bit complicated."

——Need to avoid the eyes and ears of these ordinary people.

"..."

The two left the stuck point and walked towards Pingze Lake.

It was far away from the stuck point, Zhang Fu said: "Pingyan Lake has been contracted by a mysterious person surnamed 'Zhu'."

Lian Ze felt a little amused by this: "Can this be contracted? There are monkeys in trouble there."

Zhang Fu smiled helplessly: "The reality is so magical. From tomorrow onwards, we will only supervise and they will take care of other things."

"Do the people above you have any opinions?"

"There are opinions, but they give too much."

"..."