Little God Big Cockroach

The newly established department must have something to do.

Angel Di put away his work certificate and asked, "Brother Lian, what is the work content of our department? When will we start working?"

Lian Ze patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly: "You are the salesman of our 'Cat Breeding Department'. When and what we do work depends on when you can get the job."

"Hey, I'm a high school student."

"It's a part-time job. I also open a dumpling shop part-time."

"But you're the minister, and I still haven't figured out what the 'Cat Department' does."

"In short, it is to investigate undocumented evil gods and deal with them according to the situation."

Jiang Lan interjected, "How to deal with it?"

Lian Ze counted his fingers and said, "Leave it alone, seriously criticize, educate with sticks, capture and arrest, kill on the spot..."

Angel Di: "Only against evil gods?"

Lian Ze: "Of course not. As long as I'm interested, our department can take care of everything."

Angel Di immediately took out his mobile phone and clicked on a memo: "Brother Lian, what do you think of this? There is a buffet killer running around in major cities, and he specializes in eating buffets in places that operate buffets. It is said that he has destroyed more than ten restaurants. "

"...Is this considered legal and reasonable?"

"What about this? A hen spontaneously ignites, flaps its wings in the raging flames, and flies into the sky. It is suspected to be the hen version of the Phoenix Nirvana."

After hearing this, Lian Ze suppressed a smile and said, "...where did you find these unreliable things?"

"Little Evil God Forum."

"But I feel more like 'quack duck gossip rumors' would say."

"Uh... it seems a little bit. There should be real evil gods in that forum, right?"

"So what, what we want is an incident that needs to be investigated, and the two you mentioned, even if they are true, do they need to be investigated? If so, is there a place to start?"

"Okay, I got it." - Angel Di was lost and put away his phone.

"..."

After all, the 'ym department' is the 'white glove' that Lian Ze wants to come. The key is the name, and nothing else is important.

It is almost impossible for employees to experience '996 work' in this department.

……

……

late december.

A gust of cold air came from the north, and the temperature in the mandarin fish market dropped sharply, making it much colder.

Lian Ze originally wanted to do something, but when it was cold, he didn't want to do activities.

In particular, he also bought a small foldable bed in the store, and after adding pillows and thin quilts, he went to work and took a nap every day, quite a tendency to 'hibernate'.

This morning.

When Lian Ze arrived at the store, he just lay down on the small bed, planning to go back to sleep, when the phone suddenly vibrated several times.

"?"

When I opened it, it turned out that the owner of the roast duck restaurant forwarded the strange video.

——The roast duck boss always likes to send him some videos of beauties who seem astringent but not astringent, who want to greet but refuse.

This is how Lian Ze's 'science fiction' aesthetics began.

However, the video forwarded this morning was a little different.

The first two are still the same, one with big white legs and the other with black silk...

"Hiss~" - the sound of drinking warm water.

"Thin skin and tender meat, if it is steamed, it should be delicious?" - Dangerous thought.

Autoplay goes to the third video.

The video was shot on a certain lake, and the time was...about early morning.

In 'Whoa-' 'Oh my God! ''Ugh!

! Amid the sound of passers-by in the background, the lake in the distance suddenly surged up, condensing into a 'water giant'.

The 'Water Giant' punched twice horizontally and vertically, then turned around and swept.

The water was choppy, large trees collapsed by the lake, the wind howled, and the wind pressure even reached the photographer, and even the video was shaken.

"That lake looks familiar..."

While speaking, Lian Ze sent the words to the roast duck boss.

The roast duck boss replied: "Someone has verified that the lake is Pingyan Lake."

He also said: "This video was filmed as if it were real, and the photographer kept saying it was true, hahaha~ It would be great if it was true."

Lian Ze replied: "emmm... Maybe it's true."

"..."

……

Not long ago, a little sea god in the sea god palace was bullied there. After the other sea gods knew about it, they deliberately went over to smash it. — That's easy to explain.

Lian Ze thought about going to join in the fun, when the quilt was lifted, the cold fell into his arms.

"..." Or forget it?

Cover back with the quilt.

In the warm nest, he narrowed his eyes, and suddenly thought of those big... that big white cat.

I am so in love with Nuannuanxiang, how is it different from that cat in the abandoned house?

"Tsk."

"That kid probably hasn't gone to school yet, let me ask him."

"..."

Open the pigeon letter and send the message.

After a while, 'no angel' replied: 'Go!I'll be right there! '

……

15 minute later.

Angel Di hurried into the store, "Brother Lian, I'm here."

Lian Ze was sitting on a chair drinking hot water at the moment, and he was still wearing a thin quilt. He glanced at the other party, "Are you really here?"

"I only see the people from 'Eternal Night Biological Company' are upset. They warned me not to go in last time, but I want to go in anyway. It's best to piss them off."

"What about the school?"

"I took a day off."

"Okay then, let's have breakfast first."

"..."

After the two finished their breakfast.

Lian Ze got on his bicycle mount, Angel Di activated his biodynamic power, and one by one rode and trotted towards Pingyan Lake.

……

The video of the 'Water Giant' was shot this morning. Looking at the sky in the video, the time is around 05:30.

The identity of the video shooter is unknown. When shooting, the person should be on a nearby high hill. After taking the video, he sent it to various chat groups added by friends.

It may be that the people in the relevant departments who stayed up late and worked overtime were lazy and did not take restrictive measures for a while, so the video went viral for several hours.

Now that the time has come, Lianze is riding a bicycle, and took the time to look at the chat records with the roast duck boss, and found that the video of the 'Water Giant' was lost due to 'spreading rumors'.

The current limit started after eight o'clock. It seems that the relevant departments don't want to take care of it, and the 'Yongye Biology' takes care of it.

——Outside companies have to go through local procedures, which is why they were closed so late.

"what?"

Lian Ze was stunned for a moment, braked on his hand, and the bicycle came to a sudden stop with a "creak" sound.

He stared blankly at the sky, speechless: he forgot to bring 'Insect Age'.

Angel Di ran to his side and asked, "Brother Lian, why did you stop suddenly? Are you thirsty?"

Lian Ze also missed something else: "I forgot to bring my work certificate."

"Ah this..."

"Did you bring it?"

"Bring it."

"Then use yours."

"Is mine okay too?"

"The key is momentum. As long as you look like the real thing, others will think you are the real thing."

"Oh..." Angel Di nodded, and immediately realized something was wrong: "But we are the real thing?"

"That can't be more arrogant."