Little God Big Cockroach

'Department of Comprehensive Management of Environmental Resources and Sustainable Development of Humanities and Economy', referred to as 'Department of Environmental Management'.

The head of the 'Environmental Management Department' looks like a chubby, middle-aged man with soft flesh all over his body. He smiles all day long, his eyes are narrowed into a line, and he shakes his flesh three times when he walks.

Everyone in the department said their minister was kind and easy to get along with.

……

After Lian Ze arrived at the headquarters of the Environmental Management Department, he went straight to the minister's office.

Snapped!

——Do not knock on the door, just push the door and enter.

As soon as the door opened, a bloated fat man was holding an unknown tea tree potted plant, and stuffed the potted plant into a large cabinet against the wall.

This fat man is 'Minister Mei' who is the head of the 'Environmental Management Department'.

"..."

Minister Mei turned a deaf ear to the movement of opening the door, and continued with his actions on his own.

When Minister Lian Zelian saw this scene, his face immediately beamed with joy. He stepped forward quickly and grabbed the trunk of the tea tree.

He smiled maliciously and said, "Mr. Mei, what's the matter? Are you planning to grow trees in a dark cabinet?"

Minister Mei was very slow, even if he was on the verge of burning with anxiety, his movements and voice were slow: "Minister Lian, please come here without any harm. This tree... it is in a confined space, Grows better."

"That's really weird. The book says that green plants like sunshine and freedom. Why does this one like to be autistic?"

"Oh, let go of your hand first, let me talk about it in detail."

"No, no, I'm also an expert in studying plants." Lianze picked up the leaves of the tea tree with his other hand.

Seeing Minister Mei, the word 'pain in the flesh' was almost written all over his face, "God, be gentle, don't pick it, don't pick it, you pick this leaf, it's like pulling out the hair on a human leg, it hurts a lot .”

"If I don't pull it out, you won't give it to me."

"Everyone has the love of beauty, and I also want to have a tree with lush leaves."

"Heh~ You are a small tea tree, you have no partner or concubine, why do you need so many leaves?"

"This leaf is like a hairstyle. Only with a hairstyle can you find a partner."

"Are you still looking for this? Let me introduce a few to you."

"No, no, no bugs, no."

"..."

While speaking, Lian Ze had already picked thirteen tea leaves. He withdrew his hand and pretended to be annoyed: "Hey, why are you so ignorant? I am kind enough to introduce you to the beautiful and lovely sister Chong, you fat man You don't even appreciate it? What a waste of my good intentions."

Minister Mei is the god of plants and trees (the god of trees), he would rather drink herbicides than talk to Sister Chong.

Looking at the potted tea tree with all the big leaves removed, he felt like crying without tears: "The hair style I had so hard to get, suddenly became bald again."

Lian Ze put the tea leaves into his pocket, then pointed to the young leaves on the tea tree, "There are still a bunch of hair roots here, the future is promising, so don't be sad."

"What you said made me even more sad."

"..."

……

That pot of tea tree is one of the avatars of Minister Mei, the "God of Plants and Trees". The leaves only grow a little in a few months, and there are only a few pieces. The scissors I scissors, come on, the big leaves grow white again.

——Lianze is not the only one who picked his leaves.

Ugly is ugly.

Minister Mei, who accepted the status quo, put the potted tea tree into the cabinet, and then asked, "Master, I have already heard from Yu Dahuo about the matter. What the God of the Sea did in Guiyu Market violated the rules set by Wang Liao and the others." Rules, next, should you make the move? Or let them make the move?"

Lian Ze said righteously: "As the minister of the 'YM Department', it is my bounden duty to arrest the murderer!"

When Minister Mei saw this, not only did he not find it funny, but he also felt a headache and frightened: "Uh...then...the little god wishes you good fortune and good luck."

"..."

Many of the gods in the God Realm today lack combat experience, and those who have combat experience do not necessarily have the experience of 'killing gods'.

Therefore, when ordinary gods fight, it is easy to tell the winner and loser, but it is difficult to tell the difference between life and death.

The human god's attack is at most to drive that sea god out of the mandarin fish market, and the "killing god countless" cockroaches will attack... If you are a bit cruel, you will either die or get hurt, if you are a little bit sealed and imprisoned, if you are a bit weird...it is not ordinary God can imagine.

Minister Mei is a god of plants and trees who has never killed or even hurt other gods. When he thinks that a sea god might fall here, he will inevitably hurt others and feel sad.

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Woo~woo~woo~

— sirens.

After Lian Ze got the 'sealing order', he asked Yu Dahuo to find a brother department to help over a dozen people.

Five cars cleared the way with sirens and headed straight for Pingyan Lake.

After arriving at Pingyan Lake.

All the confiscators showed their certificates, and then controlled the on-site personnel to forcibly stop all the machines in operation.

For those who did not cooperate, Lian Ze took the lead and demonstrated to everyone why the 'ym department is called the violence department? '

"I'll say it again! Turn off this machine! Lose one hundred thousand in one level? What does it matter to me?!"

"There is something wrong with your fish. If there is no problem, I will ban you? Come on, kill all these strange fish caught!"

"Open the door! 'ym Department" to send warmth!Not open, right?You you you, punch a hole in the wall for him.

"..."

——I have to say that if Lianze's face during the violent seizure was shown on TV, it would really make some people itch with hatred.

……

A few hours ago, the 'Eternal Night Creature' also learned about the 'problem with fish' through secret channels.

Chen Yang immediately called relevant personnel to a meeting to discuss emergency solutions.

However, before the discussion of the solution was made, the people who seized it came first.

When Chen Yang learned that the leader was Lian Ze, he was so angry that he smashed half of the conference table with his palm.

He gritted his teeth in front of the other senior executives and said, "It's that Lian again! How did we do anything wrong to him?! He keeps troubling us over and over again, what the hell is he trying to do?!"

"..." - no one dared to answer him.

"You all come with me!"

Chen Yang brought a group of high-level officials to the scene of the seizure angrily.

At that time, Lian Ze was sticking a seal on the door, and beside the door, there was a big hole that had just been destroyed and was wider than the door.

Someone reminded him of the visitor: "Minister Lian, Chen Yang and the others are here."

"..." Lian Ze didn't look back, and continued to stick the seal.

Chen Yang walked over quickly, and said angrily: "Minister Lian! If you say it will be seized, then it will be seized. Why didn't you notify us first?!"

Lian Ze turned around, pulled the right corner of his mouth, and showed a sarcasm smile: "Heh~ the fish you sold killed seventeen people! You have killed so many people, and you still want to notify? I will notify you now , you have been arrested! Come here, copy all the leaders of these 'Eternal Night Creatures', take them back and review them!"

"understand!"

Yu Da was so courageous, he asked for handcuffs from other people, and went forward to handcuff Chen Yang.

Chen Yang circulated his mana, his eyes widened, and he released an invisible coercion: "How dare you!"

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