Little God Big Cockroach

'Half-man, half-fish' is a defective item.

Human form?Murloc power? ——This is a good thing for subjective speculation.

Half-man, half-fish can be seen as the result of fusion of half of humans and half of murlocs.Half to half, who can guarantee that the selected 'half' is the best half, not the worst half?

This is like choosing a six-figure lottery game. Out of a million combinations, even if there are [-] lucky ones, the winning rate is only one percent.

However...if someone intervenes, the probability of winning can be adjusted to [-]%.

The cooperation between Chen Yang and Pan Susu has just begun. Both parties have their own secrets, and they both hide a lot of key information without telling each other.

……

the other side.

After the ym department and the group left Pingyan Lake, Minister Lian proposed to treat guests to dinner, so everyone came to the 'Second Fate Restaurant', asked for a private room, and ate in it.

In this small department with a total of three people, Jiang Lan and Di Angel are the two who care about 'work'. Jiang Lan is a senior migrant worker. , so I often point to the end of the work-related questions and don't ask too many questions.

But Angel Di is different. This kid doesn't understand the rules of the workplace, and he can't help asking questions that are not for 'ordinary employees'.

At the dinner table, seeing that no one had mentioned the matter of 'work', he gradually couldn't restrain himself, and couldn't help but put down his fast son and asked: "Minister, the evil spirit is not in Pingyan Lake, should we continue to look for it elsewhere? "

If it is a serious department, after searching one place, it must continue to search other places, instead of going home directly to find a place to eat like now.

Lian Ze showed a mysterious smile: "Who told you that the evil god is not in Pingyan Lake?"

Di Tiantian was stunned: "Where is she? But...if she is there, why didn't you find her out?"

"..."

This is a very complicated question.

The main reason is that throwing the little evil god there will make things more complicated and the world will become more broken; the secondary reason is beyond words...

Although the ym department is a violent department, it is far from being lawless, and the head office of 'Eternal Night Biology' is a giant, so it's fine if the ym department bullies the branch, but if it really hurts the fundamental interests of the other company... ym The name of the Ministry can't hide the consequences, and the prestige of the "Lian Daxie" will have to be used at that time...

A confrontation with a large organization, regardless of the "mechanical descendant", usually requires a multi-faceted game first, and the ultimate move can only be used on the open side after the opponent reveals its fatal weakness.

Of course, sometimes recklessness can solve the problem, but this is a 'special case'.

——Lian Ze thought for a while, and felt that these things were too realistic, and it was too brain-intensive to explain, so he was not suitable to tell a high school student who was not deeply involved in the world, so he replied with a smile: "Shanren has his own tricks, and everyone knows everything." I understand, you don’t know how to go back and think for yourself.”

"???" Angel Di seemed to understand, with a puzzled look on his face.

"..."

In short, it passed.

……

Lian Ze didn't pay for the meal when he came to 'Second Yuan' to eat. The meal was almost finished, so he asked Di Tiantian to go home first, so as not to leave a benevolent person to be caught and ruin his reputation of eating the king's meal.

There are two evil gods and one Jiang Lan left in the box.

Jiang Lan stood up and said, "Minister Lian, if everything is fine, I have to send Bai Xue back. Jiang Yue has been urging me on pigeon letters."

"Wait a minute, I'll recharge Baixue's monthly card first. Give me Baixue's phone."

"Here." - The phone is at Jiang Lan's place.

"..." Bai Xue wagged her tail on the table, feeling a little excited.

Lian Ze was holding two mobile phones, and was about to recharge, when he suddenly thought of something funny, he stopped his hands.

He turned his head to look at Bai Xue with a serious expression on his face: "Bai Xue, you have been busy working for the ym department all day. As the head of the ym department, I should give you the promised reward, but... regarding the reward, I temporarily added it to you an option."

After a pause, he raised his finger, and then said: "One is according to the original agreement, I will recharge the monthly card for you once; the second is to give up the monthly card, and I will give you a reminder. This reminder is related to Bai Zhi, which is very helpful to you. important."

"Meow..."

Bai Xue couldn't think of too complicated things in her head. As soon as she heard the word 'Bai Zhi', the whole cat's aura became 'vicious'.

Is the monthly card important?Or is 'reminder' more important? ——This is a question that confuses cats.

Seeing this scene, Lian Ze coughed lightly twice in line with the principle of 'saving what you can', and reminded besides the 'reminder': "Ahem, trust me, this 'reminder' is far more beneficial to you than Money can measure."

"...You won't lie to me?" Bai Xue wavered.

"It's true, it's a puppy to lie to a cat." Lian Ze raised three fingers and swore to the cat.

"..."

The scams of capitalists are always related to 'big pie'.

Listening to the conversation between one person and one cat, Jiang Lan had an allergic reaction to her 'heart of beating a worker', and she also 'reminded': "Bai Xue, don't go to the doctor in a hurry, think about what you really need, Minister Lian’s words are just a reference.”

"..." Lian Ze turned his head to the side, and showed a small resentful look at Nobody: 'Talk out'

Bai Xue looked at the general who had turned his head away, and suddenly remembered that the other party and Bai Zhi were brothers and sisters with different surnames, and then remembered that in this restaurant, she and the other party "worked together" and teased her immediate boss together...

This big bug has a lot of bad deeds, saying that he is a dog is still a compliment...

"..."

Bai Xue's eyes became firmer, and her will no longer wavered. The cat opened its mouth and said, "That dead mouse deserves death. I want to teach her a lesson myself! I don't need anyone's help."

——This is a beautiful statement. It didn't mention the monthly card in half a word. It just said not to 'help', which means choosing the first option.

No matter how stupid a cat is, it will become smarter if it is teased a lot.

Lian Ze sighed inwardly, then moved his fingers to recharge a monthly card to the opponent's game account.

After finishing the matter, he regretfully said: "You could see the blue sky through the clouds and mists, but the road is long and lost. I have never spent money in this restaurant, today is an exception, alas..."

Two good words, each has its own taste when spoken separately, but together it makes people think less, and I don't know which one he regrets.

Jiang Lan listened carefully to the last sentence, and she 'reminded': "Minister Lian, the YM department has a job today, and the meal expenses can be reimbursed."

"Report the hammer report." Lian Ze waved his hand disdainfully, then pointed to the window and said, "You two jump out of the window, don't go through the gate, I am good brothers with the owner of this restaurant, he can't even get out of my pocket." Earn a penny! This must not be the first of its kind!"

"..."

The one who eats Bawang's meal can still speak plausibly, he really deserves to be Minister Lian.

Jiang Lan was speechless for a while, she couldn't express her personal opinion, "...Then let's go first."

After speaking, she picked up the cat, jumped out of the window and left.