Little God Big Cockroach

As soon as Boss Jia saw Lian Ze, his face was not in a good mood. He didn't bother to exchange pleasantries, so he went straight to the point and said, "You bastard, you eat my food and drink mine, and you never give me any money. You can figure it out today, or Do something for me, or pay me."

Lian Ze had a better temper than the other party, and after a few seconds of 'panic', his expression turned into a smile: "Brother, you can tell me anything, as long as you don't talk about money, everything is negotiable."

"You said you are not short of money, why do you always take advantage of others?"

"Uh... Am I at a loss?"——This is the meaning of 'I think it's too cheap to take too little'.

"..."

Boss Jia was blocked by the other party's shameless attitude. He wanted to say, 'It's better to raise a white-eyed wolf than to raise you', but if he really said this, the other party would definitely 'beg for support' even more shamelessly.

Forget it after thinking about it, don't make a fuss about this guy, so as not to get angry with yourself.

He had an angry look on his face: "Stop talking, I want you to do something for me."

Facing Boss Jia, Lian Ze had a very "little brother" style, he said courteously: "Brother, don't worry, I got a good thing a few days ago, come, come, sit down and talk, I'll make you a pot of tea drink."

"..."

……

Lian Ze said he was going to make tea, but turned around and came back with only two cups and a large pot of hot water.

After sitting down, he took out two pieces of 'fresh' tea leaves from the cabinet behind him, put them into cups respectively, and then poured hot water.

In an instant, a refreshing tea fragrance overflowed the shop, smelling the fragrance and knowing the tea, this kind of tea is rare in the world.

Boss Jia picked up a cup, ignored the hot tea, and took a sip directly. He was well-informed, so he didn't take it seriously, "This is Mei Zhan's tea, did you harm his tea tree?"

——'Mei Zhan' is the Minister Mei of the 'Environmental Management Department', and also a tea tree god.

Lian Ze: "If there is nothing, he will give it to me voluntarily."

"..." If you believe me, there will be a ghost.

Boss Jia shook his head slightly, and then got down to business: "A few human friends came to my place for dinner yesterday. They are all hermits here. They usually live in seclusion in the mountains and rarely go out."

"What you're talking about has something to do with them?"

"There is a person whose disciple participated in the game held by the evil god. He gained inhuman power from the game and lost himself. This is the reason why his master and others came out of the mountain this time."

"How much do they know about that 'game'?"

"Almost none. I only know that it is a survival game. Participants fight to the death in the game, and the victor will be rewarded by the evil god."

"What did that person get?"

"Seriously flawed 'Eye of the Sky'."

"How to say?"

"He needs human eyes to maintain the power of 'Eye of Heaven'."

"What kind of supplement?"

"Pull out the eyeballs and eat them."

"My God, this is more evil than this evil god like me."

"Right now we are picking on the bad guys, but it will get worse in the long run."

"..."

……

Giving humans flawed powers is a common tactic used by demons to seduce corruption.

Infinite power, but need to drink three liters of blood a day; immortality, but need to absorb the life force of a young girl every month; sit firmly on the throne, but the domestic disasters continue...

Possessing this kind of 'power' for a short period of time may make a person a legend, but if one becomes greedy and wants to go on like this for a long time, the result will be that the obsession will become a demon, causing countless disasters, and finally ending in a tragic end.

But... these are old routines.

Although the essential routine has remained unchanged for thousands of years, the external trend is changing with each passing day.

When Lian Ze participated in the "Devil Banquet" in the God Realm last time, the most discussed "advanced dark creatures" at the meeting were not pure blood and destruction, but collapse and distortion, and..."wonderful".

It's hard to describe in detail, let me give you an example.

Let's say a high level 'dark creature' wants to have fun and gives humans 'flawed powers'.

The 'defect' here is that it used to drink blood and eat meat to kill people, but now it is big breasts and acne, and the orientation is distorted in a certain aspect...

The latter is far less harmful to the world and society than the former, and the torment to individuals is not as profound, but it brings more fun to the 'advanced dark creatures'.

Let's take Lian Ze himself as an example. He had previously "normalized" a human uncle.

If he hides behind the scenes and keeps paying attention to that person's life, he will surely see a lot of things that make the devil happy.

——Playing with humans is the most popular form of entertainment among evil gods.

……

After Boss Jia talked a lot, seeing Lian Ze's expression of 'thoughtful' and 'sinister face', he couldn't help getting angry again: "You cockroach, don't you think it's a small matter?"

"No, no." Lian Ze waved his hand, "I was just thinking that the evil god who held the game might not be a member of the 'Devil God Banquet'."

"..."—Suddenly didn't want to speak.

After several seconds of silence, Boss Jia said speechlessly, "I just remembered that you have always been an elder in the circle of dark creatures."

He is the 'Master of the Underworld'. Although he has a bunch of dark creatures under his hands, and the scope of his management also involves dark creatures, he himself does not belong to the dark.

The 'Devil God Banquet' that the other party mentioned was the top-level gathering held every once in a while on the dark side of the God Realm, and the participants had to be false gods at the lowest level.

The 'Devil's Banquet' is too evil, like a cockroach at home. Boss Jia knows that there is such a thing, but he doesn't want to see it, let alone touch it.

……

Lian Ze was 'sorry' and said: "That is to say, I joined early and made a name for it. In fact, I have nothing to do with them."

Boss Jia did not deny this, "Compared to them, you are a pure and good person."

"In the beginning, the banquet was a dinner for several suspected great gods. Who knew that there were so many unpopular people, and then it became a dark creature exchange meeting."

"Are you still welcome?"

"Brother, I am the God of Cockroaches."

"...You reminded me, when I go back to the restaurant next time, I will ask the chef to cook a dish of deep-fried cockroaches."

"..."

Cockroaches are arthropods, and things within the species are not as troublesome as mammals.

'Fried cockroach', it is quite fragrant after thinking about it...

Lian Ze wiped away the non-existent saliva, and said, "Actually, I just want to tell you that the president of the 'Devil God Banquet' is the former Pluto of the Nether Palace."

Boss Jia was surprised: "Hey! This is big news. When the former King of the Nether Palace suddenly resigned, many people speculated that it was persecuted by the God of Creation. The Nether Palace was so troubled that it was almost about to rebel."

"That guy has a dark mind. He thinks about doing bad things all day long, but because of self-discipline, he doesn't dare to do it. Now he is bewitching other dark creatures every day."

"The sequelae of being corrupted by strange demons... Well, it's good to know that she is happy."

"..."

The wars during the period of "Crackdown on Strange Demons" were very tragic. Many gods suffered irreparable injuries in the battle. The better ones were only slightly uncomfortable, and the severe ones were like the former Pluto, whose spirit was eroded by strange demons, and there was always another voice in his heart .

……

The whereabouts of the former Pluto is very important to the Nether Palace.

Lian Ze mentioned it to the 'Master of the Underworld Cave' because he remembered it, and he stopped talking about it after mentioning it.

Next, the two talked about the 'game' again.

Boss Jia told everything he knew, and after he finished speaking, the alarm clock on his mobile phone rang on time—his daughter was about to leave school.

The sky is big and the earth is big, not as big as her own daughter.

"I have to pick up my daughter from school, you can figure it out."

After saying this, he picked up his teacup and walked out the door.

Lian Ze's shout followed closely: "Brother Jia, keep the cup! Don't take the cup away!"

"Hmph." Boss Jia snorted, feeling happier.

There is a price to be paid for eating and drinking for free.

……

……

Lian Ze looked at the single teacup on the table and lamented, "I bought that cup after careful selection for a long time..."

——The bottles and jars in his store that are not used for work are all carefully selected by him, and each one has feelings.

However, material desires are cheap, throw one away and sigh, and you can happily buy another one another day.

"However... Having said that, Brother Jia's words are too condescending."

"If you want me to do something, do you want to destroy the boss behind the 'game'? Or save that person from the 'game'?"

"The winner's game, according to the player's psychology, if you want to save him, he will teach you a lesson in turn."

"..."

That's what he said, but Lian Ze is still very interested in this matter.

He took out his mobile phone, sent a message to the other two members of the ym department, and then brewed his emotions. When the time was almost up, he left here.

……

……

Department of YM has a special department office, and the text description of the address seems to be very ordinary, but after arriving there, it is discovered that the building where Department of YM's studio is located is actually in the Water Affairs Bureau. On the surface, it is one of the subsidiary buildings.

When Lian Ze arrived at the gate of the Water Affairs Bureau, Jiang Lan and Angel Di were already waiting there.

After the three met, they casually said a few words.

Jiang Lan led the way and walked to the ym studio.

When she entered the building, she explained by the way: "This place is actually the office of 'Tianling' in Guiyu City."

Di Tiantian asked strangely, "Aren't 'Environmental Management Department' and 'Tian Ling' the same department?"

Jiang Lan: "Yes, but no." The composition of the 'Environmental Management Department' is more complicated, but here is purely the 'Tian Ling' office.

"..."

The three of them soon arrived at the entrance of the YM department.

Jiang Lan said embarrassingly: "I live here too. There are a lot of my daily necessities in it. It may be a bit messy. I hope you don't mind."

Lian Ze spoke first: "I don't mind!"

Where there are traces of the life of beautiful women, it can always arouse the curiosity of men.

Push the door in.

The first thing that catches the eye are two rows of tables with many paper materials and some electronic instruments

"..."

Looks like a place where social animals work.

One of the workstations is quite special, where coffee, cups, paper towels, instant noodles, etc. are placed, and this is the only place that is 'unique'.

In addition, there is a small room here, which must be Jiang Lan's 'bedroom'.

——A woman's bedroom is not allowed to trespass, and outsiders are better not to enter.

Lian Ze walked around among the workstations, disappointed: "Jiang Lan, there is a question I haven't asked, are you actually single?"

Jiang Lan: "Currently single. Why do you ask?"

"It's so unreasonable that there is nothing that can make the opposite sex dream about where big beautiful women live and work."

Before Lian Ze entered the door, he was thinking that there were clothes left by the big beauty inside, but in the end...not even a single hair could be seen.

Angel Di nodded and agreed: "Sister Jiang Lan, as a beautiful woman, this place...is indeed too plain, and it doesn't match your image of a beautiful woman."

Lian Ze: "Listen, even Angel Di can say a few words about you, do you know what the problem is?"

Jiang Lan finally heard it. She put her hands on her hips and pretended to be dissatisfied: "There is a sister downstairs who also lives here. If you want to see the boudoir of your daughter's house, I can show you."

"The daughter who has passed the hour is the daylily, it is too late."

"Minister Lian, can we start work?"

"..."

……

The ym department started a new round of work.

Jiang Lan sat at the workstation to operate the computer, "It has been connected to the headquarters system, Minister, what do you need to search for?"

Lian Ze: "Search 'survival game'."

"..."

After the operation, hundreds of related entries appeared on the computer interface.

Lian Ze took the mouse and slid down, only looking at the title of the item, not clicking in to see the specific content, ten lines at a glance, and quickly slid to the bottom.

The title is a summary of the content.

Looking at the titles of these entries, more than half of them are related to the death fights between superhumans, and many titles also contain words such as 'battle without reason' and 'unknown reason'.

There is no grievance between the two parties, but they are fighting to the death. ——This is standard in the 'survival game'.

Lian Ze withdrew his hand and said, "There are so many contents found in the search, it seems that 'Tian Ling' is very concerned about this game."

Di Tiantian asked curiously, "What kind of game is it?"

"A cannibal game. Participants need to find ways to kill all opponents, win rewards, and strengthen themselves. The creator of this game must be evil gods, but our opponents are not evil gods, but human nature. Angel Di, the ym department this time You don't need to participate in the task."

"Minister Lian, will my participation hinder you?"

"will not."

"Then please let me participate!"

"I let you kill, will you kill?"

"……meeting."

"I agreed."

……

In this circle of extraordinary people, killing is indispensable. People can be kind, but their hands cannot be without blood.

As for psychological issues... On the one hand, formal organizations have specialized psychological counseling; on the other hand, many people in this circle are slightly distorted...

——The above are Jiang Lan's thoughts at this moment.

She interjected at the right time: "Minister Lian, do you need to contact the team responsible for these incidents? They must have more detailed information."

Lian Ze shook his head: "Can the 'Tianling' system search for a person?"

Jiang Lan: "There are related functions."

"Search for 'Xu Yi'."

"Can you narrow it down?"

"Target is male, 21 years old, search province-wide."

"There are a total of 23 eligible subjects in the province."

"Limited to Seaweed City and surrounding cities."

"There are five search results."

"..."