Little God Big Cockroach

It's not fun to make your own way.

Lian Ze stopped making trouble, and his tone of voice returned to calm: "Okay, everyone, calm down, this is a hospital, don't affect other patients."

——Here comes another hand to overwhelm the host.

Seeing this, the two nurse ladies stopped what they were doing.

One of them put his hands on his hips and said aggressively: "You are the only one who affects the patient's rest here. Who are you from Angel Di? You are so fierce."

Di Tiantian, who was lying on the bed, endured the pain all over his body, and explained: "He is my minister and my superior leader. Don't stop him. He is not serious and likes to deliberately play tricks."

"..."

Sounds like a deformed version of 'Zhou Yu hits the yellow cover'...

The status of the minister of the special department is not ordinary, and it seems that it is not impossible to "teach" his subordinates in public...

The nurse hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Even if this is the case, you can't play tricks on the patients in the hospital, it will make it very difficult for us."

Lian Ze smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll act appropriately. Look at him, isn't he still alive and kicking?"

The nurse stared angrily: "Isn't it serious?!"

"Ahaha~ You guys go to work, leave this to me."

"We're busy right here."

"..."

……

After "please" open the two nurses.

Lian Ze walked to the side of Di Tiantian's hospital bed, showing the face of a villain, "Oh~ brat, what bad thing did you do to be beaten to pieces?"

Angel Di was a little dissatisfied and said, "They thought I was young and asked me not to participate in dangerous incidents. I refused, so I was beaten like this."

Lian Ze: "It's too elliptical."

A patient in the bed next to him interjected: "Hey, the director of the ym department, this kid is still a high school student, let alone those old men, I can't stand it, why are you so cruel to let a child participate?"

Angel Di: "Don't talk nonsense, Uncle Liu, I joined voluntarily after careful consideration."

'Uncle Liu' didn't give any favors: "You can participate voluntarily, and you need to be screened! In this industry, your current standards are completely substandard!"

"..."

Sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, it doesn't mean that he can't get in touch with the extraordinary world, the main reason is... Di Angel is involved in a department that has direct contact with the 'evil god', and he himself is not a gifted extraordinary person...

It's a bit like 'baby soldiers'.

Appearing in a war-torn area can be said to be a last resort, but appearing here deserves to be blamed.

——This kind of matter should not be studied in detail, deep thinking will only affect the mood, and cannot change the reality.

Lian Ze is not interested in discussing philosophy with others now, when he heard what 'Uncle Liu' said, he sneered and ignored it.

……

After a while, Jiang Lan walked in from the outside.

She just went to take a bath and washed off some healing plasters on her body. Now she is relaxed and clean, exactly the same as before she was injured.

Therefore, as soon as she came in, she attracted the attention of most people in the ward:

Half an hour ago he was still a 'patient', why did he appear to be healthy in a blink of an eye?

Jiang Lan said, "Minister Lian, how is Angel Di's injury? Can it be cured?"

"..." The others felt goo in their hearts. Hearing this tone, her injuries were actually healed by this man?

Lian Ze felt happy, and raised his hand to pat Angel Di's thigh, but the kid reflexively, before he patted his hand, he let out a "hiss—" inhalation sound.

He immediately stopped his hands and said speechlessly, "I haven't done it yet."

Di Tiantian endured the pain and sold a stalk: "Doesn't this show that your technique is accurate?"

Snapped!

——Lian Ze still started: "It's really nice to say, this is your reward."

Angel Di: "Oh!

! "—Hold up a painful voice.

……

Hearing enough of the voice of 'I'm dying to die', it's time to 'Rejuvenate'.

Lian Ze first pulled out the needle from the opponent's body, and then repeated the same trick, using healing spells, and within a few breaths, the injury on the opponent's body was cured.

"???"

While being amazed by the healing effect, Di Tiantian moved his body and jumped off the hospital bed.

He made a few more complicated movements, "Wow, it's amazing, all the injuries have healed."

Lian Ze: "Go take a shower and change your clothes. You have to go back to work."

"Understood!"

Di Angel stood at attention, and then walked out the door. During the process, he noticed other patients, then turned back, pointed at them and said, "Minister Lian, they are all good people, can you treat them too?"

"..." This is a kind and good boy.

Lian Ze glanced around and saw that these people were all looking at him eagerly, so he raised two fingers: "The treatment fee is 200 yuan per person, cash only, sign up if you need it."

'Mana nodules' plus 'bruises', it really hurts to move, and it hurts to live.

The patients in the ward raised their hands one after another saying "paid medical treatment" is not required:

"I regestrated!"

"I!"

"And I!"

"..."

——All signed up.

……

Angel Di took a shower and changed her clothes. When she came back, she saw Minister Lian sitting on a chair by the wall in the corridor and counting money.

Looking at the wad of bright red banknotes, there must be at least 2000+, but there are only seven people in the ward, [-] each, how can they make up so much?

People in other wards are still lying down, doesn't it seem like the scope of business has been expanded?

After Angel Di came over, he asked the doubts in his heart: "Minister Lian, have you raised the price?"

After counting the money in his hand, Lian Ze counted it again: "What price increase?"

"Money in your hand."

"Three thousand and four."

"It's all the treatment fee?"

"Not at all."

"Ok??"

"Children, don't ask so many questions."

"..."

Hearing no answer, Angel Di felt worse than being deflated.

Lian Ze finished counting the money again, stood up, and said, "You guys continue with your original work, and I'll go to be unrestrained."

Angel Di: "Aren't you with us?"

Lian Ze sighed, as if under pressure: "It's not easy to be the head of the YM department, I have my own business."

Jiang Lan was also on the side, she said worriedly: "Minister, what should we do about the four folk superhumans?"

"I'll talk to them, don't worry."

"After many investigations, we have determined that the 'game' currently being played by 'Xu Yi' is a specific killing game, and the requirement for winning seems to require finding and killing a specific target."

"Well... I see, is there anything else?"

"Nothing."

"Keep working hard. After a while, I will recruit a powerful new member for you."

"Ok?"

"..."

Minister Lian just mentioned the matter of the new members, and he left.

After he left, the remaining two continued to act.

Angel Di couldn't help but ask about 'Three Thousand Four' in the follow-up.

Jiang Lan answered his doubts with a smile: "Minister Lian has excellent medical skills. The hospital's leaders and doctors all want his contact information. He charges [-] each, plus the treatment fee, and the total is [-]."

"Oh...so that's it, Minister Lian has a business mind."

"This is..."

Going to the hospital to grab business is a bit of a violation of industry rules... Violation is also a violation, such a difficult disease can be cured in two or three times, but only 200 yuan is charged...

After a circle, the operation of "receiving money and adding pigeon letters" can be regarded as "normal prices".

……

……

Seaweed City is rich in seaweed.

After Lian Ze left the hospital, he called a taxi and asked the master to take him to 'the best seaweed place'.

The taxi ran for more than half an hour, and finally arrived outside a certain market.

The driver of the car repeatedly emphasized: "Look for Ah Zhong brand seaweed! Ah Zhong's seaweed is awesome!"

——The words spoken by the master sounded like an advertisement on TV.

"..."

After getting out of the car, Lian Ze walked into the market.

He wandered around inside for a few times, but he didn't see any 'A Zhong Brand Seaweed'. After asking, he found out that the owner of 'A Zhong Brand Sea Weed' wanted love rather than business, and eloped with the daughter of the fish stall owner in the market.

"..." This sounds very wrong.

Lian Ze couldn't help being curious: "How could the seaweed seller elope with the fish seller's daughter? As for running away?"

The aunt who sells vegetables: "You are not from this market, you don't know, Ah Zhong's father and Boss Yu liked the same woman when they were young, and there was a big trouble, and then the two became sworn enemies."

"As for... who did that girl follow?"

"Well... married to no one, just a veterinarian."

"What...how did this happen?"

"The girl wanted to make it clear to the two of them, but she got into a car accident on the way...she was rescued by a veterinarian."

"This...is this a bit..."

"That veterinarian is a gentleman, don't get me wrong."

"This...how did I get it wrong?"

"Both the seaweed seller and the fish seller had accidents. They were short of money and friends. It was the veterinarian who helped them. At that time, the veterinarian and that girl were still ordinary friends, and it took a long time for them to have a good impression of each other. Don't misunderstand, Veterinarians are not the fourth party involved."

"Oh……"

"But the veterinarian had a girlfriend who was about to get married—"

"Uh……"

……

For various reasons, Lianze entered the market at noon and did not come out until evening.

When I came out, I was still holding a bag of carrots from the vegetable seller. ——At that time, the original words of the aunt were "It's rare to have a handsome guy who is willing to listen to my nagging, and I will give you all this bag of carrots." '

As for why carrots... probably because there are only so many carrots left for sale.

"..."

Lian Ze looked back at the gate of the market, and said with emotion: "I wonder if such a touching love story happened in such a small vegetable market... Even I am a little moved..."

——He likes this kind of thing, that's why he thinks of making a bridge for Di Angel every day. If it wasn't for that kid's disappointment, he would have been deeply involved in the Shura field by now.

Live a life for five or six years and listen to a story for five hours.

When the cold wind blew on the road, Lian Ze shivered.

"It's so cold..."

As soon as the sun goes down, the temperature drops a lot.

He wanted to know the current time, so he took out his mobile phone and saw that there were more than ten conversations with his friends.

Click to take a look, the person who sent the message is newly added today, has daily contact, and Jiang Lan is the only one related to work.

"..." This big girl is really reliable in her work, like a social animal...

The content sent by Jiang Lan was mainly related to the four 'folk superhumans', including photos, real-time location information, and so on.

Lian Ze turned on the location, checked the map information, and found that one of them was quite close to where he was now.

"It's better to hurry up than to hurry up."

"Just give them some color and see."

"..."

The head of the ym department doesn't just eat rice.

……

Hongcai Road.

An old man was standing on a pedestrian bridge, watching the street below.

He had been standing here for more than half an hour. When he first came, there were always seven or eight people coming and going on the bridge, but he didn't know when he was the only one left on the bridge.

"Idlers avoid?"

The old Jianghu is worthy of being an old Jianghu, and soon discovered the problem.

Soon.

A young man came up from one end of the overpass, holding a bag of carrots, with a calm expression, as if he was passing by.

So if nothing happened, there must be something to rely on.

The old man prepared secretly, but on the surface his expression was calm.

"..."

"..."

The distance between the two is getting closer.

The visitor walked up the steps and reached the walkway of the overpass.

He stopped suddenly, looked up at the old man, and said, "Old man, do you recognize me?"

The old man observed the other party carefully, but no matter how he looked at him, the other party was an 'ordinary person' inside and out, and he replied in a displeased tone: "Young people are so rude, I don't know you, and you can't call someone 'old man'." something' ah."

Young man: "Then listen carefully. I am Lian Ze, the head of the YM Department. You and your three old men beat my subordinates to the point of paralysis. Tell me, how should I settle this account?"

The old man: "Since ancient times, 'a big fist is justified', we have already said the reason, and I don't want to say it again."

"..."

The old and the young meet each other on the flyover, with no respect in their eyes, and only talk about success and failure.

It was.

Lian Ze was the first to attack. He picked out a carrot from the bag and threw it upwards. It was expected to land... where no one was standing.

"?" The old man didn't understand what he meant.

In the next moment, the carrot suddenly became bigger, as big as a passenger car, and fell heavily.

The power of the 'Super Huge Carrot' is far beyond its appearance. As soon as the front end touches the bridge deck, it smashes rocks and cracks the ground. Its force is too heavy for the overpass to bear.

Rumbling--

A radish was stuck in the middle, and the overpass was broken.

……

"Wither trick!"

The old man can break the overpass with one kick, not afraid of the power of the 'big carrot'.

After the broken bridge became more stable, he compared his sword with his hands, flew up, and rushed towards the person on the other side of the broken bridge.

And the person on the other side took out a second carrot, with the leaf as the handle and the root as the sword, holding it like a sword.

Before the old man approached, the man waved the 'carrot sword' in his hand, releasing a majestic orange-red sword aura.

"how is this possible!?"

How could there be someone in the world who can wield such a vast sword energy? !

——The old man's heart trembled violently. Fortunately, the sword energy had no killing intent, and there was still a way to survive. He changed his movements in mid-air, turned downwards, and avoided the sword energy.

The sword energy surged away, hitting the tall building, the tall building... nothing happened.

The old man looked back and was stunned: "Can this be fake?" ? ? '

At this time, his feet just landed on the rhizome of the 'big carrot'.

The 'big carrot' flashed red, and the mountain-like pressure suddenly fell on the old man.