Little God Big Cockroach

3 minute later.

The door of the '406' apartment was opened, and Zhang, an ordinary human delivery man, came out with a dull expression.

boom--

With a soft sound, the door closed.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang suddenly came back to his senses, and he looked around in a daze, just like the monk of Zhang Er, who couldn't figure it out.

"...Did I deliver the takeaway?"

"Is anyone in the house?"

"???"

Ding--

At this time, the phone suddenly rang.

Zhang took out his mobile phone, and there was a reminder on it that he just received: [You received winter melon tea as a reward from xx! 】

The rare rider red envelope is something more heart-warming than a customer's "thank you".

The customers have all sent red envelopes, so the takeaway must have been delivered.

"I must have been under too much pressure and lack of rest recently. I just delivered it, and I forgot it when I turned around."

Zhang patted his cheeks with his hands to clear up the trance in his mind, and started to deliver the next takeaway.

--work hard--

……

Inside the '406' house.

Lian Ze learned a lot of common sense about this world through the method of "Legiliency".

Although this method is convenient and quick, every time he uses it, he will feel unspeakably nauseous afterwards, worse than a hangover.

After sending the human delivery man out, Lian Ze lay down on the sofa decadently: "Su Wen, if there is another time, please change your method. I personally don't like to look through other people's memories. I feel like I want to Vomited……"

Su Wen used this method to supplement common sense before, and she was a little puzzled by the other party's reaction: "Do you really dislike it?"

"real."

"..." Thinking about it carefully, Lian Ze really rarely used spiritual spells on people in the past, even if the secret was revealed, he insisted on not using them.

——Thinking of this, Su Wen nodded and said seriously: "I promise I will never do it next time."

Lian Ze: "Let's pray that there will be no next time. The destruction of the world should be left to the God of Destruction, not us."

Su Wen froze for a moment: "God of Destruction... Don't tell me I almost forgot that destroying the world has always been the work of God of Destruction. Why do we need to do it this time? Do you know the reason?"

Lian Ze raised his head and covered his forehead with one hand: "It's a very common reason. Either there are too many tasks at work, or there is an urgent task."

"Urgent mission? Like?"

"For example, they found a particularly difficult foreign demon god."

"?"

Su Wen heard the key words that she was very interested in, her eyes widened, and she put a pretty face in front of the other party: "General Cockroach, have you fought against the foreign demon god before? Can you tell me the story of you and the foreign demon god?" ?”

The corner of Lianze's mouth twitched, showing a disgusted expression: "Eh—forgive me, I forgot about those things a long time ago, you can ask other big bug gods."

"You must remember something."

"I just remember that I was beaten badly at that time. Shut up, shut up, I feel even more uncomfortable. If you have nothing to do, go back and make your plague quickly. It's best to file the whole thing to be prepared. "

"..."

……

After Su Wen left, Lian Ze continued to suffer unabated, and lay paralyzed on the sofa until night fell, when his health improved a little.

"Suddenly I remembered that the reason why I reacted so strongly to 'Dementia' seemed to be related to the demon god from outside the territory..."

A long time ago, he used 'Insomnia' on a foreign demon god. The process was uncomfortable, and what he saw was even more uncomfortable. The other party finally resisted. Adding up the mess, he had such an extra sequelae.

Getting up from the sofa, Lianze staggered to the computer desk, turned on the power, and turned on the power button of the computer...

He covered his abdomen with one hand, and operated the mouse less skillfully with the other:

"cartoon……"

"Old people have to learn the culture that young humans like."

"Let me see, where is Chun Ai Fan?"

"..."

——The voice is weak, but the expression is very energetic.

But as the saying goes, plans cannot keep up with change.

In the process of searching for pure love, Lian Ze was first attracted by funny videos, and then fell into the trap of cute pet videos. After watching for several hours, he accidentally clicked on the treasure of a certain philosophical district...

"Ahahaha~ This is too strange, let me see if there is anything else."

"..."

The online world is well spent.

Watching dramas and watching videos-no heart to work.

In the blink of an eye, a week passed.

This morning, after Lianze refreshed the webpage, a special video appeared.

The title of the video is: [Foreign elk have mutated!Crash several houses in a row! 】

Click on the video, um... This is a video taken by a surveillance camera with a fixed angle of view.

There was nothing at the beginning of the picture, and then at 11 seconds, the opposite house shattered, and a huge shadow disappeared in countless fragments, as if it was the shadow that destroyed the house.

"?"

Lian Ze rewinded the video a few times, and paused the moment the black shadow appeared.

The shape of the black shadow is very vague, but upon closer inspection, it does look like a 'deer'.

"It's not a special effect, it should be a beast god from the Beast God Palace?"

"Such a big head, really proud."

There is only 23 seconds in the video, and there is not much useful information.

Lianze moved the mouse, intending to click on the video introduction to see if the uploader had introduced anything, but when he clicked, the webpage was refreshed——

【The video has been deleted by the up master】

"???"

Search the whole site for the name of the up master, and the result is——[No such person found]

He scratched his cheek: "Isn't this just the fact of the matter?"

……

After such an incident, Lian Ze's enthusiasm for surfing the Internet suddenly disappeared.

He turned off his computer, intending to return to the real world, to see if he could have some fun outside.

But right now he has a little trouble: no money!

"Borrow it from Su Wen?" "Heh... I want to see her."

"Cheating and abducting..." "Forget it, I'm a decent person."

Lian Ze shook his right hand, a white light flashed in his hand, and in the next second, an extra piece of gold weighing about half a catty appeared.

In the Nether, gold is the most common hard currency.

"Fortunately, I kept some before and didn't throw them away, otherwise I would have to find a place to dig."

After all, if you are a god, if you are still short of money in the lower realms, it would be so embarrassing.

……

General 'gold shops' offer gold-for-money services.

Lian Ze walked around for several hours, and finally came across a gold shop - 'many gold jewelry shops'.

The store is across the street, the traffic lights at both ends of the zebra crossing are red, and you have to wait to cross the zebra crossing.

"..."

During this short wait, he watched a silver-gray car drive up to the door of the gold store.

The car door opened, and two humans with extraordinary temperament and breath got out of the car.

A person with the appearance of a security guard passed by, probably to remind them of the parking problem. The two sides said something, but the security guard looked shocked and left in a daze.

Seeing this scene, Lianze reached into his pants pocket and silently put the gold inside back into the storage space.

"This matter is not in harmony, lest something change."