Little God Big Cockroach

That night.

Lian Ze returned to the apartment with two big bags of ingredients.

As soon as he entered the door with his front foot, before his back foot stepped in, Su Wen appeared behind him.

Lian Ze turned his head, his face was full of 'not welcome': "Are you free?"

Su Wen's face is relatively thick at the moment, she nodded, looking very serious.

"..."

"..."

The two stared at each other silently for a few seconds, Lian Ze thought he was unlucky: "Forget it, come in and help me, I'll treat you to hot pot."

Su Wen: "Hey, I'll wash and chop the vegetables."

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After entering the door, Su Wen took the ingredients and took them to the kitchen for processing, while Lian Ze took out a notepad and a carbon pen, and came to the tea table in the living room.

Sitting down on the sofa, Lian Ze turned the notepad to a blank page, and then took a pen to draw on the paper.

After a while, Su Wen came out with the processed ingredients. She put the things on the table, and then leaned over to the other party, quietly watching the other party's movements.

Lian Ze drew pots, pans, chopsticks, forks, etc. on the paper, which are tableware and kitchen utensils for eating hot pot.

After finishing the drawing, he put away the carbon pen, and gently blew on the drawing on the paper, blowing out a small blue whirlwind.

The small whirlwind rolled over the paper, and the patterns on the paper were miraculously 'rolled' out, and then transformed into real tableware and kitchen utensils, which fell neatly on the table.

Su Wen clapped her hands, feeling very conscious of an 'audience': "It's a very practical spell, and it really deserves to be the legendary magical pen Cockroach."

Lian Ze glanced at her without replying, and then used his fingers to 'draw' a magic circle with an effect similar to that of an induction cooker.

Put the drawn pot on the drawn circle, add water to heat, and tonight's hot pot feast begins.

……

Lianze picked up the cooked beef, dipped it in the sauce that Su Wen made with his own soy sauce, and put it in his mouth.

The beef is tender and delicious, the sauce is spicy and delicious, and the combination is simply delicious.

Seeing the satisfied expression on his face, Su Wen was full of thoughts, and wanted to be praised by the other party: "Is the dipping sauce I made delicious?"

Lian Ze: "It's better than the hot pot restaurant I went to before."

Su Wen was delighted to hear that, and took the initiative to hold a piece of tender tofu for the other party, "It's also delicious to dip in this."

"...I think I can do it myself."

"Don't be polite to me, just treat it as if you were at your own home."

"I wish you would be more polite."

"..."

The two chatted while eating, and more than two hours passed unknowingly.

The hot pot still hasn't stopped, and the topic is getting more and more serious.

Su Wen picked up the food with one hand, and swiped the news on her phone with the other, "I saw the photos of 'weekday' in the news from the official media. It seems that human beings are about to be unable to hide the evil gods."

Lian Ze put down his wine glass and asked, "What did the news say?"

"Hmm...refuting the rumors?"

"Is that photo fake?"

"It looks real to me, but it says it's fake."

"It's outrageous, a 'Workday' that is so big during the day is blatantly passing through the market, and it is even said to be fake."

"The official said so, but the folks don't necessarily think so. Some people on the Internet now think it's true, and some people think it's false. It's half true and half false. It should be a preparation for the transition. But having said that, the time limit given to us by Chuangshi God is only ten One day, and humans are only transitioning now, is it useful?"

"Who knows."

Lian Ze stuffed a few pieces of meat into his mouth, then freed one hand, and took out a beautiful butterfly hairpin from his pocket.

"?"

After Su Wen saw the card issuer, she was overjoyed, thinking that the fake wood in front of her had finally enlightened, and wanted to give her a gift, but within a few seconds of being happy, she recognized the source of the card issuer.

She was surprised: "Why do you have ornaments made by God Feather Butterfly?"

Lian Ze: "Surprised, I am also surprised, this is what I exchanged with a spirit beast god last night, the guy said that he snatched this hairpin from a human being."

Su Wen had some friendship with Yudie God, she frowned slightly: "What happened to Yudie God in this world?"

"I don't know. The spirit beast god didn't ask the human being. According to his guess and my guess, this card is probably sent by the feather butterfly god."

"Send? Wait a minute, Lian Ze, is the Feather Butterfly God also sent here by the worm master to help destroy the world?"

"She's not on the list."

"Is she in this world?"

"Who knows~?"

"..."

Only one butterfly hairpin can release a lot of true and false information. In the absence of evidence, it is best not to say too much.

……

Su Wen guessed for a while, and then her thoughts came back to the present. She pointed at the face of the handsome man in front of her, and pretended to be innocent: "Do you want to give it to me?"

——The statement is vague, I don't know if it refers to a person or a thing.

Lian Ze pretended not to understand the various words in the other party's words: "No, I'm going to use it to stimulate President Stimulator Ant tomorrow morning."

"What bad idea are you thinking of?"

"I want to see if I can lure President Ant down."

"Don't! If God Feather Butterfly is really here, wouldn't you be... unethical?"

There's something morally repulsive about introducing a dead-faced bastard into a muddy pond with a mermaid in it.

However, Lianze didn't care: "Since ancient times, a dead Taoist friend has never died a poor one. I am not familiar with Yudie God, and I have a grudge against President Ant. So what if I dig a small hole here? Besides, even President Ant He was really caught, and with me here, would he dare to mess with Yu Die Shen?"

Su Wen shook her head repeatedly after listening, and the ponytail on the back of her head also dangled: "No, no, what you do is equivalent to going to a hot pot restaurant and throwing a cockroach into other customers' hot pot. Be happy, you lost it like this, well, can people still be happy? They probably even have the heart to kill you."

"Don't insult the cockroach, President Ant is so cute. Also, according to your analogy, that guest can't be an ordinary person, she has to be someone that cockroach has admired for countless years, and that cockroach took the initiative to enter the hot pot for her Yes, I'm just a talkative passer-by, I just use my words and don't do anything practical."

"Hmph, puffing your lips and wagging your tongue, playing tricks, in the Shang Dynasty, you would be a nine-tailed fox!"

"Hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. What I do is to do justice for the heavens. Even if I am not Jiang Taigong, I am at least Shen Gongbao. A nine-tailed fox is not even worthy of carrying my shoes."

Su Wen snorted: "...Are you Mr. Halski? I said you are a female fox like Daji."

Lian Ze raised his legs, made a gesture of orchid fingers with his right hand, and transformed himself into a goddess.

Its appearance is soft and soft, its face is like a lotus, and its black hair hangs down. It can be said that it is beautiful and incomparable.

He (she?) raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Okay, what do you think I look like a female fox?"

"?!?!?!"

It was the first time for Su Wen to see the other party change into such an appearance. She was dumbfounded and her mind went blank.

This is not a question of whether a fox is a fox or not, this is... that is... a violation of heaven's rules!

The first moment she came back to her senses, she rushed in front of the other party in fear, holding the other party's neck tightly with her hands, her face was flushed, her breathing was short, and her voice was squeezed out between her teeth, full of threats Means: "Change back for me quickly! Change back!"

Such a strange play, at least you can play it after you become a couple!

Lian Ze, as the God of Worms, has many secrets. When he saw the reaction of the other party, he was scared and immediately changed back.

Seeing the normal Lian Ze, Su Wen let go of her hands, and then suddenly thought of what she was doing now, her face was filled with shame, and she hurriedly covered her face with her hands.

She returned to her original seat and sat down, covering her face and burying herself on the table, and said as if giving up on herself: "I don't care about you anymore, if you die as a fellow daoist, you will die as a fellow daoist."

——This is probably the so-called 'the lesser of two evils'.

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