Little God Big Cockroach

The specific date is not mentioned.

In the early hours of Sunday morning, Lian Ze came to the barren cave on time to start a new round of remote meetings with other senior executives of the Insect Palace.

Today's situation is a bit special. When he walked in front of the 'Xiadie Mirror', the people on the other side of the mirror were uncharacteristically, not only did not pay attention to his arrival, but also concentrated on gossiping around the insect master, which seemed a bit embarrassing to the gods .

"..." If something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

Lian Ze somewhat guessed some of the reasons, and he asked directly: "What happened in Chuangshishen's house? Is a new round of civil war about to start?"

It was Commander Locust who responded to him: "General Cockroach, that 'manager' is the favorite great-granddaughter of Chuangshishen, and Chuangshishen is currently making her happy in the temple."

The key word - 'favorite great-granddaughter'.

Lian Ze guessed right before, the reason why Jealous Whale would intervene in this world-destroying operation was to 'fight in the nest'.

Mieshi is not necessarily caused by "fighting in the nest", but "fighting in the nest" will definitely affect the smooth progress of Miishi.

In the No. 233 meeting room of the Insect Palace, the insect master is still dictating the scene: "The God of Creation talked about Xi Ya's childhood. When Xi Ya was 1.2 years old, she was [-] meters tall and wore a small blue skirt. She went to the city alone. Buying sweets, the big sister in the candy store told her that Father’s Day will be in one month, and good children will give their father the best gifts on that day.

For Shia, her great-grandfather is a hundred times better than her father, and the love of one great-grandfather is equivalent to a hundred fathers. After she knew that there was a holiday called 'Father's Day', she decided to make a gift by herself. , and then give it to Grandpa Zeng on Father’s Day, giving him a big surprise.

Therefore, Shia kept it from the other party, and every night after the other party fell asleep, she got up and made gifts secretly. "

When the worm master said this, there was a look of disgust on the worm's face, "What a disgusting old man, stuffed so many things that don't exist in the memory, that Xi Ya almost got angry when he heard it."

He continued to rebroadcast: "Chuangshi God has now taken out a skirt. The craftsmanship of the skirt is very bad. It is completely stitched with pink and red cloth. The overall evaluation is only one word-'ugly'. The old man Said, this skirt is a gift that Shia made little by little every night for a month. His face is rubbing against the skirt, and he said that seeing the skirt is like seeing a person, every time When I miss Shia, I sleep with her skirt in my arms."

Dashenfeng interjected: "Is this guy really worthy of being the God of Creation?"

President Ant: "In front of his great-granddaughter, he is just an ordinary great-grandfather. People who don't understand emotions will never understand."

Lian Ze only listened to this short section of 'rebroadcast content', and didn't know much about the whole picture, but this did not affect him from opening his mouth to talk about other things: "I got the news by chance yesterday that God Feather Butterfly was seriously injured not long ago. A male human saved."

"What?!?" President Ant's emotions exploded on the spot. He reacted fiercely and his face was stern: "General Cockroach! Who did you listen to?! Did you see it with your own eyes?!"

Lian Ze looked calm and calm: "Don't be so excited, it won't matter if the Feathered Butterfly God dies here, and his soul will still be alive and kicking after returning to the God Realm."

President Ant: "You said you were rescued by a man, what the hell is going on?! The Feather Butterfly Goddess has a noble temperament, how could she accept the rescue of a human being?"

Lian Ze took out a fanbook with his backhand, and then slowly flipped through page by page in front of the 'camera', he explained while flipping through: "I picked up this picture book from the trash can yesterday, everyone Please look, this beautiful and cold heroine, this rich second-generation handsome guy e is her suitor, in order to please the heroine, e tried every means to get close to him by giving gifts and treats, but the heroine has always ignored him -"

With the movements of his hands, the content of the fanben has entered the stage of "unsightly".

He continued: "This chubby guy, we call it a for short. The heroine is like a different person when she meets a. You see, e touched the heroine's hand before, and the heroine showed disgust towards him Plus a disgusting expression. But a, a is loyal to desire, the first time he saw the heroine, he tore the white skirt of the heroine, and touched this and that, taking away something important to the heroine, How presumptuous, but the heroine not only does not resist, look at her expression, enjoy it..." (slightly [-] words)

——Don't get it wrong, this is just an ordinary luscious cat, a is a half-wild blue cat that is chubby, lazy, fierce and gluttonous.

The "beauty of human form" is popular in the world of gods. Gods of different species can generally appreciate the beauty of other gods and human forms.

For example, now, in the fanbook, it should be a "fat, cute and cute blue cat", but in the eyes of President Ant, it is a "fat, ugly, disgusting and dirty alien". Make his fingers crack!

Although the process was a bit bizarre, this fanbook finally caused cat tr-level psychological damage to Chairman Ant.

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The ant president was so angry that the appearance of the ant god changed back and forth on his face, and the anger in his eyes seemed to burst out: "General cockroach! You deceive people too much! The feathered butterfly god is my favorite person, I can let you insult me." , but you will absolutely not tolerate you slandering the Feather Butterfly God!"

In the verbal confrontation between the great gods, whoever loses his temper first loses.

Lian Ze put away the fanfic, and intentionally showed an innocent look: "Why are you so fierce? It's normal for the heroine to like a more than e. I don't know how many girlfriends were from Cao Mu Gong before. I didn't feel that way." There's nothing to be angry about, no wonder you're still single until now."

Dashenfeng said first: "People who have more girlfriends are unfaithful."

Commander Locust continued: "Infatuated people are often passionate."

General Scorpion went on to say: "Love and unrighteousness will be executed."

The insect master also added a sentence: "True love is unswerving until death."

Lian Ze twitched the corner of his mouth: "You old bachelors know the love of shit. Love is a matter of the heart, and the heart creates love. The deep love lasts long, and the shallow love is scattered."

Big God Bee: "Then according to what you say, what is an ant president?"

Lian Ze glanced at President An with disdain: "Hmph, this question is beyond the outline, you should ask someone else."

——Actually, I don’t want to explain away the confusion.

Love is the matter of the mind, and the matter of the mind is all-encompassing, not only the matter of love.

Among President Ant's thoughts on Feather Butterfly God, love only accounts for a small part, and the rest is mostly obsession.

The relationship between Lian Ze and Chairman Ant is not very good, he would not specifically point out the other party's knots, not to mention that what he said now is to deliberately intensify the other party.

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