Little God Big Cockroach

Guiyu City Radio and Television Station, also known as "Guiyu Station", is quite famous in the province, let alone in this city, because of the high quality of broadcast content.

Starting from August [-]st, "Guiyutai" launched a new gossip talk show called "Quack Duck Gossip Rumors"

The broadcast time of the program is from 08:30 to [-]:[-] every night.

Once the program was broadcast, it aroused heated discussions among the citizens of Guiyu City. Citizens’ evaluations of the program were polarized. Some thought the new program was too gossip, exaggerated, and lacked news seriousness. , is able to cater to the psychology of young people today.

In any case, the ratings of this show have risen steadily since it was broadcast, and even if it is not well received, it is still a big concern.

——The above content is excerpted from the views of a netizen with the surname Nao on the program.

……

After the "Quacking Duck Gossip Rumors" started broadcasting, Boss Lian watched in front of the TV on time every night. Compared with the past, his behavior seemed a little abnormal.

Today is no exception.

The LCD TV hanging on the wall of the store is playing a program with two hosts.

"Good evening, audience friends! I'm Dakar." ——The one on the left is wearing an afro wig, sunglasses, and hip-hop-style clothes, and his voice is not very serious.

"Good life every day, gossip every night. Hello everyone, I am Xiaoga." ——The one on the right is in a suit and leather shoes, with a baby face, serious expression, hair combed like an adult, and wearing gold-rimmed glasses. contrast.

After the two had a few words, they got to the point.

Da Kar: "Today's first gossip is about our mandarin fish market."

Xiao Ga: "Yesterday, there were several car robberies in Haishi City."

Da Kara: "According to rumors, the speeding thief has appeared in many cities before. After searching the relevant content on the Internet, Da Kar's colleagues found that there are many robberies in foreign countries, which are suspected to be related to this speeding thief. This What happened? Let's see what the victims have to say."

The screen cuts to the victim, who has been mosaiced all over his body, and the voice has been specially processed: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The car 'boom!' hit my stall, and the motorcycle wheels turned 'buzzing~', the sound scared me to death, and the driver snatched a basket of buns, and it 'buzzed' again gone.······"

——When he was talking, there was a small window in the upper right corner of the screen that played part of the surveillance video.

Judging from the video, the car that the speeding thief was riding was as flexible as a living thing, which was unreasonable and unbelievable.

The screen was cut back, and at the same time, screenshots of many netizens' comments were given.

Big Karma: "Many netizens suspect that this motorcycle man is a refined motorcycle, or is it a motorcycle ghost?"

Xiao Ga: "The seaweed city is adjacent to the mandarin fish market. This afternoon, at the junction of the two cities, someone witnessed a locomotive galloping on the uneven ridge and driving into the city of mandarin fish."

Daga: "A locomotive is a motorcycle. A motorcycle that can gallop on the barren mountains and mountains can only be a ghost car."

Xiao Ga: "Please believe in science."

"..."

——Just listening to the voices of these two people may be a little thin, but with the body movements of the two people in the screen, as well as various screenshots and videos corresponding to the content of the conversation, the effect of the program is very fascinating.

……

Eight o'clock in the evening is when Sister Lin normally leaves work.

Seeing Boss Lian staring at the TV, she watched it for a while too. She was puzzled and said, "What's so good about this show? It's just nonsense."

Lian Ze raised the corner of his mouth, playing with taste: "It's hard to say, I hope what they say is true."

Sister Lin was a little fascinated by the other party's smirk. She felt that she was a married woman, so she took the initiative to look away: "How could it be true?"

Lianze smiled and didn't care. He pointed to the refrigerator and said, "Sister Lin, when you go back, help me deliver the dumplings in the refrigerator to the owner of the hot pot restaurant across the street."

Sister Lin opened the refrigerator and saw a large bag of dumplings weighing at least ten catties inside.

She was surprised: "So many?"

Lian Ze: "The owner of the hotpot restaurant can't continue his business. He ordered this from me in the morning. He is planning to give the employees a breakup banquet. Today is their last day of operation."

"Why can't it go on? In my impression, the business over there is pretty good, right? They were still doing renovations a while ago."

"There are many reasons."

"Did the landlord there raise the price again?"

"The increase is not much, mainly because his brother-in-law is too fussy. He made a bunch of trivial rules internally and strictly enforced them. He launched an advertisement in the same city externally. The advertisement cost 10,000+, but there was no follow-up. The employees were discouraged. If the funding gap can’t be filled, and if you can’t borrow money or get a loan, you can only go bankrupt as soon as possible.”

——This is to put it lightly, the actual situation is worse and more complicated.

"Oh... how pitiful, a good business has been ruined by my family."

"..."

……

Sister Lin came to the 'Little Carrot Hot Pot Restaurant' with dumplings. Before she entered, she heard the sound of arguing inside.

The owner of the hot pot restaurant and his brother-in-law had a quarrel inside, swearing all kinds of nasty things, if they weren't dragged by a group of people, the two would definitely fight to the death.

A clerk saw Sister Lin and walked over immediately.

Sister Lin: "This is the dumpling ordered by your boss at the Da Lian Dumpling Shop."

The clerk took the dumplings and said apologetically, "Sorry, I made you laugh."

"nothing……"

After all, it was an outsider's business. Sister Lin gave the dumpling to the other party and left.

……

Around nine o'clock that night.

When Lianze was about to close the shop, the owner of Xiaoluobo hot pot shop came over.

He handed over a large bag of dumplings, and said wearily, "Boss Lian, return the dumplings to you. I don't have a chance to eat them tonight. Take them back and freeze them."

Lian Ze took the dumplings and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I couldn't hold back my impulsiveness. I had a quarrel with my brother-in-law. The party broke up immediately, and there was no dinner."

"Break up before it even started? I won't refund your money."

"Hey, I don't want money to go to waste."

"You don't even want to take it home and eat it yourself."

"My wife and my brother-in-law kissed each other, and I brought them back home for the two of them to eat."

"Hey, I'm also closed here, why don't we take these dumplings to the roast duck restaurant for a drink, you can't eat the break-up banquet over there, and there is a farewell banquet waiting for you here."

"Heh~ You really know how to organize, and I can't refuse you every time."

"Everyone is a boss and understands your difficulties."

"Hey! It would be great if I could get to know you sooner." The owner of the hotpot restaurant got excited and hooked the other person's shoulder.

Lian Ze's attitude is sincere - at least he looks sincere: "Hey, I won't go home if I'm not drunk tonight!"

"Don't get drunk, don't go home!"

The two hooked their shoulders and walked towards the roast duck restaurant together.

……

Noon the next day.

When Sister Lin arrived at the store, she saw a long queue at the door of the store.

Inside the glass window, Boss Lian looked haggard after a hangover, and the speed of making dumplings was three minutes slower than usual.

Seeing her coming, a regular customer didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Big sister, you're finally here. Your boss had a drink last night, and when he opened the shop in the morning, there wasn't a single made dumpling. Now I'm worried about seeing him make dumplings." He fell down suddenly."

"I've kept you waiting."

Sister Lin replied with a smile, then entered the store and changed into a work apron.

Seeing her coming, Lian Ze immediately quit, walked outside, and said as he walked, "I'm not feeling well, Sister Lin, I'll leave the shop to you, the skin and stuffing are ready and put in the back kitchen , You can pack as much as you can, close the shop directly after get off work, don't wait for me."

"Uh... well."

Mastering the 'core technology' is self-willed shopkeeper.

After explaining the matter, Lian Ze walked out the door with his bicycle, and rode away amidst the ridicule of the regular customers.

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