Little God Big Cockroach

After Lian Ze finished talking with Sister Lin, he greeted Angel Di and went out.

Angel Di stared blankly at the 'colleague' who had been making dumplings for half a month, and couldn't help but ask, "Sister Lin, have you resigned yet?"

Sister Lin smiled reluctantly: "My husband and I plan to go back to our hometown and open a dumpling shop."

Angel Di: "Ah... I haven't been here for long, and you're leaving."

"To be honest, I haven't been here for long." Sister Lin turned her head and looked around, also with a look of reluctance: "Boss Lian is the best boss I have ever met. I am very grateful that he is willing to recruit me. After working here, after leaving, I guess I will never meet a boss like him."

"Then why are you quitting?"

"Because of life, pursuit, and family... it's a very real helplessness. You may not understand it now, but you will understand it when you reach my age."

She likes working in this store very much, but life is like this, liking does not represent the future, and the future she wants cannot be realized if she stays here.

Di Tiantian could hear Sister Lin's helplessness. He didn't quite understand the reason for her helplessness, but...he respected her choice.

"Okay...then I wish you a prosperous business in advance, just like this store."

"Lend your auspicious words."

"..."

……

Nine p.m.

Lian Ze sat in the rest area of ​​the store, eating skewers, drinking beer, and watching cartoons on TV, looking very happy.

Angel Di finished his busy work, and took the initiative to chat with him in his spare time.

"Brother Lian, I practiced the qi refining technique you completed all night yesterday, and the effect is too strong. The 'qi' I practiced in one night is more than what I practiced in the previous half a year. It's like living on a dog."

Lian Ze gave a weak thumbs up, and said expressionlessly and emotionlessly, "Angel Di, you are really a rare genius in practice in more than 200 years. Admire, admire, you are much better than when I was young."

Di Tiantian didn't realize the meaning of sarcasm for a moment, he scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassedly: "Hey, it's all thanks to brother Lian, I don't really have anything, it may be the foundation accumulated before, and it all came out overnight .”

Lian Ze glanced at the other party, "Have you brought your notebook with you?"

"No." Angel Di shook his head, and immediately showed an expectant look: "Do you want to teach me something more powerful?"

"Good idea, I just wanted to know where you hid your notebook."

"I'm hiding in my house."

"Is it safe? Where exactly is it?"

"In my bedroom, in the shoe box under the bed."

"..." This tnt is also called Tibetan?

—— Lian Ze shook his head slightly, then wrapped one of the duck heads on the table in tinfoil, and handed it to the other party, "Practice requires nutrition to keep up with it, this will nourish your body..."

Angel Di was completely different from the meaning. He took the duck head and said happily, "Thank you, Boss Lian~~"

"..."

The old saying of 'what to eat to make up for what' is unscientific, but... people eat it, at least it has a psychological effect...

……

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【Quack Duck Gossip Rumors】

The passionate Da Ga: "Xiao Ga, the next rumor is related to the city next door to us, you must have heard about it, right?"

The unsmiling Xiao Ga: "I heard that. Last night, around midnight, an unknown group maliciously overturned many garbage cans in Haitian City, causing many streets and residential areas in Haitang City to be littered with garbage this morning. It has had a serious impact on the travel of citizens.”

——At this time, an accelerated video was released. In the video, more than a dozen cats got into a garbage site in a residential area. After a while, a lot of garbage flew out of the garbage site.At the end of the video, the dozen or so cats jumped out of it dirty, and then ran to the next garbage site.

Da Ga slapped the table and said, "What's an 'unknown gang'? After watching the video, it's clearly a gang of evil cats!! I suspect that there is a king of cats in Haishi City, called Elvis for short! The incident last night is exactly what Elvis wanted. A warning from us humans! The cat clan can no longer degenerate, starting from last night, they will gradually launch a general attack on our human world! The cat clan is the real master of the earth!"

Xiao Ga posted a classic picture of a "researcher holding a beaker" over his head, and said: "Experts have conducted research and analysis on the garbage that was dug out, and found that the garbage contains a variety of complex chemical components that can stimulate Cats made him extremely excited. Experts made it clear that this is a man-made case, and the general public should treat it rationally and not spread rumors."

"..."

……

After watching tonight's 'Quack Duck Gossip Rumor', Lian Ze turned on his laptop and searched for key words 'seaweed city' and 'cat'.

The top search result was a video shot on a mobile phone.

Click on the video, the video screen starts in a residential area, the ground of the community is a mess, full of garbage.As the photographer moved, the scene moved from the residential area to the outer block, and the street was also full of garbage.With the title of the video [The whole city stinks], it is very appropriate.

Most of the Internet communities on the Internet are discussing this matter, and a lot of news that is not true or false has poured out.

"..."

Lian Ze took a bite of fried noodles, and while eating, he was thinking about this matter.

Angel Di caught a glimpse of the search page on the laptop screen, and with a ghostly thought, he leaned over in a cheap way.

He pointed at the screen and deliberately lowered his voice: "Brother Lian, are you very interested in this news?"

Lian Ze: "...a little bit."

——It's a bit perfunctory.

Angel Di: "Why do you think cats do things like rummaging through trash cans?"

Lian Ze: "I think... it should be ordered by the dog."

"You're joking, aren't you?"

"No kidding, how can I answer you? Such absurd thing, of course, is subject to the official notification."

"Hahaha~ Brother Lian, you like joking too much, okay, I won't go around the bush, I'll tell you directly—" After speaking, Angel Di looked around like a thief, seeing that there was really no outsider, and then continued: "I have a gossip that there were at least [-] cats who took part in the garbage digging in Haimo City last night, and most of them were domestic pet cats. Do you know what this means?"

After asking the question, he stopped talking and waited expectantly for a reply.

"..."

When you're talking like this, don't really ask questions!Wouldn't it be better to just ask yourself the question? !

——Lian Ze cursed inwardly, then returned the fried noodles that had been half-eaten into the bowl.

He pulled out a complicated expression towards the fried noodles in the bowl, "I think... this may be Dr. Jerry's conspiracy."

"Dr. Jerry?" Angel Di looked confused.

Lian Ze's tone was serious: "It was a very evil and intelligent animal doctor who appeared in the West a long time ago. He has a very deep research on cats. If it is him, it should be able to control cats in an entire city... "

"Dr. Jerry..."

Angel Di recited the name silently several times in his heart, and gradually recalled the truth about Dr. Jerry and the cat.

He patted himself on the forehead suddenly, and said annoyedly: "Oh~! You have tricked me again, Brother Da Lian, I'm talking to you so seriously, can't you keep perfunctory me?"

Lian Ze slammed back: "You should reflect on yourself and look at the questions you ask. Which serious person will answer you? Besides, you know that others are not serious, why do you expect others to answer you seriously? This is Historically, it was a reversing behavior, so in the future, pay more attention and speak smarter."

Di Tiantian didn't pay attention to it and didn't hear the question, he admittedly said: "Okay, I got it."

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