Little God Big Cockroach

"It seems that Luohua intends to be ruthless~"

Ye Lin said something with a smile, and then gestured to hug the cat.

The Floating Cloud Beast transformed into a white cat let out an unpleasant 'meow', then raised its head and jumped into her embrace.

She said to the two of them: "Your cat may be greedy for the dumplings here. If you give her as much as she can eat at one time, you should be able to handle it."

As she said that, she turned around and said to Zhu Dousha: "Boss Lian's subordinates, please cook two catties of dumplings for that little cat to eat. Also, I want all the dumplings you made now, pack them for me. Blame your bosses."

Zhu Dousha responded dully: "Okay."

……

Ye Lin didn't stay too long, took a big bag of dumplings from Zhu Dousha, and left here.

After she left, Zhu Dousha cooked two catties of dumplings and handed them over to the two little girls, letting them handle the rest by themselves.

Jiang Yue and Jiang Xin cooled the dumplings, and used the dumplings to 'trick' Bai Xue out from under the workbench.

Baixue may not be good at things, but she is absolutely unambiguous about food. She is really like a gluttonous cat, gobbling up dumplings, and her belly is turned up after eating. Too lazy to move.

Jiang Xin hugged Bai Xue again now, Bai Xue was very cooperative and no longer resisted.

In the eyes of outsiders, the cat may really be reluctant to leave the store because of its greedy mouth.

Afterwards, the two said some words of apology and thanks to Zhu Dousha, and went back with the cat in their arms.

……

that evening.

In the parking lot of a hot spring resort.

Lian Ze was talking and laughing with several other elders as they walked.

As he walked, his attention was drawn by a mysterious force. He turned his head and locked on a luxury car 20 meters away.

"..." something happened.

Lian Ze said to the rest of the group: "Old Chen, I won't take your car back home. From now on, I will fly solo."

'Old Chen': "What about flying solo? To meet your female friends?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the person I want to meet is more than twice your age."

"Old man, there's nothing you can do about it. Pay attention to your safety. Recently, there have been several news about beautiful men being disfigured."

"You say that, it makes me feel very ashamed... I'll go first, bye~"

"Goodbye~"

"..."

……

The place Lian Ze was going to was not far away. When he walked to the side of the car, he glanced at 'Old Chen' and the others. Seeing that they were not paying attention to him, he immediately opened the back door of the car and got in.

After closing the door, there were two people and a cat in the car.

Ye Lin hugged the white cat-shaped 'Floating Cloud Beast' and sat on the right. After Lian Ze came in, she kept lowering her head to touch the cat. For some reason, she didn't look directly at the person coming.

She seemed to point out: "Why does God Lianze fool people's hearts?"

Lian Ze squeezed his right eye, showing doubts: "What am I fooling?"

Ye Lin: "The difference between the great gods of the gods and the humans of the lower realms is like the bright moon in the sky and the dust on the ground. I see you talking and laughing with those ordinary mortals, and I feel incomprehensible."

"It's normal for friends to talk and laugh, right?"

"Friends? You, with them?" - a slightly sarcastic tone.

"Hehe~ It's not uncommon for gods to be friends with humans." - Lian Ze replied with a smile in his tone, and he could see what the other party was thinking.

"I don't understand this deceitful relationship." - Seriously.

"It's because you demand too much from 'friends'."

"It's meaningless to make friends if you don't make friends with sincerity."

"Oh~? According to you, you must have many true friends, right?"

"There are not many confidants."

"Thousands of people have thousands of faces, and one god has thousands of faces. I use my real side to make friends with human beings. Can I be said to be a one-thousandth confidant?" ——Lian Ze's tone gradually became evil.

"It's a confidant, how can there be one thousandth?"

"Isn't it pure? Do you think friendship should be like gold, the purer the better?" As he spoke, Lianze stretched out his right hand, like touching a cat, and touched the cheongsam fabric on the opponent's lap.

Because the main body is a master, his impolite actions have brought great psychological pressure to the other party.

His current voice sounds like a demon that can deceive people: "The purer the better, you like beauty, and I like it too."

Withdrawing his right hand, his tone changed abruptly, from a demon to an ascetic monk: "Unfortunately, the range I can accept is too large, and the one-thousandth similarity doesn't seem to impress you."

"..."

——The dialogue between the two contained conflicts at the ideological level.

Ye Lin's definition of "friend" is relatively high, and she thinks that Lian Ze pretending to be a human being to communicate with human beings is a kind of deception, which is meaningless to both parties.

Lian Ze said that the pretended image is also his real side, although it is only [-]/[-]th real, but he is also a 'friend'.

Finally, he uses gold as an analogy to 'friendship', which raises a question: If Ye Lin's 'confidant' is 'high-purity gold', is 'low-purity gold' meaningless?

Lian Ze doesn't have much requirement for "purity" and can accept both high and low levels; Ye Lin requires high "purity" and doesn't approve of low-purity friendship; however, they agree on one point: the purer the friendship, the better.

……

Ye Lin couldn't give an appropriate answer to the question, and felt that she had fallen into a ideological disadvantage, so she talked about other things and avoided talking about the previous topic.

The two chatted for a while.

Lian Ze asked, "How did I ask you to do?"

——It refers to pretending to be a "friend who raises a white cat".

Ye Lin still lowered her head and said: "I said we are good friends. I did as you asked. When will you complete our request?"

"You have so many personal gods gathered together, why are you afraid that you might not be able to deal with a little white mouse?"

"There is no great god in Tianshen Palace. The gathering you said is just a group of small gods who used to be human beings to keep warm. In addition, that is the beast of the four evils in the world. Except for the great god, who else would dare to say that she is a guinea pig ?”—Humble tone, humble words.

——'Tianjingong' means 'Humanshengong', and the gods in it are called 'Humanshen'.

Hearing this, Lian Ze laughed out loud: "Hehe~ Let me ask you a question, what kind of creature is the most murderous creature in the world?"

"..." Ye Lin closed her lips tightly, touched the cat with both hands, and remained silent.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Lian Ze crossed his arms and leaned back against the seat, and said in a strange way: "The boss of your Tianshen Palace is really kind to you. When a 'Oracle of Destruction' comes down, you are the gods who take advantage of it." .”

——Although there is no great god in Tianshen Palace, there is a creator god in Tianshen Palace.

Creator God is the 'lord of mankind'.

The "Lord of Humanity" issued an oracle of destruction, demanding the destruction of human civilization in a world.

Compared with other types of gods, the human gods promoted by humans are the easiest to obtain divine power under the rules of the "Oracle of Destruction".

I have to say, this is a very ironic thing.

Sure enough, as soon as Lian Ze finished speaking, Ye Lin suddenly raised her head, frowned and said, "Shut up!"

Such a beauty is angry, and her angry appearance is also unique.