Little God Big Cockroach

Lian Ze pointed the mirror on the table at Bai Xue, and praised maliciously: "Look, what a cute little cat."

Bai Xue put her front paws under the collar, trying to take off the collar with all her strength, but it was in vain.

But even after she ended up like this, she was still full of dissatisfaction: "Even if I become a prisoner, this cat will never accept this dead mouse!"

Lian Ze showed a playful smile, and he flicked the bell of the collar, "Cat, you are naughty again."

Jingle~

——When the bell rang, the sound was clear and sweet.

Bai Xue wanted to speak, but when she spoke, it turned into an ordinary meow: "Meow~meow~"

She was speechless.

After noticing this, her meowing became more agitated, and her paws, tail, and ears moved uncomfortably.

"Meow meow~~~"

——The cat who doesn't speak human language is cute.

……

Lian Ze explained: "'Silence the bell', when the bell rings, you will be silent for 3 minutes. How about it, is it interesting?"

"Meow!!!"——The suffering master didn't find it interesting.

Bai Zhi felt a little unsatisfactory: "Shutting up...does it only make her unable to speak humanly?"

Lian Ze: "No, it's just the effect of 'Ringing a Bell'. The real ability of this small magic weapon is to 'blind the soul', and the single blinding time is also 3 minutes. After the blinding of the soul, the cat is just a cat."

As he spoke, he slowly made a formula in front of the two of them.

jingle bell~

—The bell rang automatically.

Bai Xue only feels that "human and cat are separated", the body is a cat, and the "human" is outside the body.

In short, she lost control of her cat body.

Lian Ze stretched out his hand and scratched the cat's chin. The cat's reaction was the same as that of ordinary cats. It purred comfortably and rubbed against his hand affectionately.

"!!!"

Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, "Brother Big Cockroach, does she know what she looks like after being 'blinded'?"

Lian Ze: "Of course I know, she looks at her body from God's perspective."

Hearing this, Bai Zhi laughed viciously: "Hmph~ Bad cat, it seems that you can finally be obedient, okay~ Now, let's show you how cute you are to your aunt."

As she spoke, she moved her hands up and down on Bai Xue's body, making the cat purr happily.

3 minutes passed in a flash.

Bai Xue's "spirit" returned to the cat body. Thinking of what happened just now, she clasped her head in her paws and let out an unprecedented scream:

"Ah!!!" x3

"I'm not alive! What's the point of me being alive! Just die! Let me die!"

"what!!!"

Bang!Bang!Bang!

——Knock the cat's head on the table.

……

Lian Ze made a gesture of opening hands, showing a kind smile on his face: "Can you talk properly now?"

Bai Xue's eyes watered: "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, please take off the collar, I will never dare again."

Bai Zhi leaned her upper body to the right, and said obliquely: "Support me to be with Brother Hu, and I will let Brother Big Cockroach spare you."

Bai Xue's mouth was probably of the 'die-hard' type: "Stinky mouse! Don't bully others! Even if I give in, I won't give in to you in my heart!"

Bai Zhi also made a move to activate the collar spell, and she threatened: "Say it again?"

"..." Bai Xue closed her mouth tactically.

Lian Ze nodded in satisfaction: "I am very relieved to see that the two of you can get along well..."

At the end, he asked again: "Bai Zhi, are you satisfied with the result?"

When Bai Zhi knew it was good, she accepted it: "Satisfied."

Lian Ze: "Bai Xue, how about you?"

Bai Xue curled her mouth and said in a small voice, "Do I dare to be dissatisfied?"

Lian Ze patted her cat on the head: "It would have been nice if I hadn't had this attitude earlier?"

With that said, he stood up, picked up the cat, and walked to the door of the store.

store front.

Jiang Yue with short hair was pricking up her ears, eavesdropping on the conversation inside through the door.

As soon as the door opened, she shook, obviously frightened.

"..."

Lian Ze stared at Jiang Yue's hair for a few seconds, wondering whether to help her grow it back.

At this moment, Jiang Yue looked down at Bai Xue and said, "Boss Lian, that...can you return Bai Xue to me?"

Lian Ze: "This cat has a big problem, do you want this too?"

Jiang Yue: "I think it's cute... I don't think there's a problem..."——sincerely.

Small humans have little experience, so they think it's so cool to be able to speak human language.

"..."

'I think short hair looks good too... just like this seems to be good... just leave it alone. '

——Lianze thought so in his heart, but in reality he shook the cat in his hand, and said to the cat: "Listen, this is the attitude of a normal person. When you have such a good attitude, I will cut your neck The collar is off."

Handing the cat to Jiang Yue, he then said to the other party: "The fewer people who know about what happened tonight, the better, understand?"

Jiang Yue: "This... I understand."

Lian Ze: "There's no need to doubt our identities, we have a cooperative relationship with the government. Well, it's getting late, let's go home."

"Thank you, goodbye." Jiang Yue hugged the cat and bowed slightly, then turned and left.

"..."

……

Back in the store.

Lian Ze and Bai Zhi brothers and sisters continued their conversation, respectively talking about their current situation.

Bai Zhi is very concerned about one thing: "Brother Da Lian, I heard that the mandarin fish market is a 'safe zone for evil gods', you open a store here, so..."

——I want to ask if the other party is the 'patron saint' of Guiyu City.

Lian Ze shook his head: "I was invited here, and I feel pretty good, so I opened a shop here. What about you? What are you doing now?"

Bai Zhi: "The beast master is bad, and the beast god is allowed to act as he pleases. I am responsible. I am currently mixed into human society, and I am a fresh graduate from a college. I am currently debating whether to join the work or investigate the hunting incidents related to the gods. "

Speaking of the 'hunting incident', she frowned slightly: "Brother Da Lian, all the rats in this world are my family members. Through them, I noticed that there is a force secretly hunting and killing the lonely gods. It feels like It's strange, I'm sure this power doesn't come from humans, but...it's awkward to say it comes from gods..."

——It's hard to describe.

Lian Ze said flatly: "Like a god but not a god, a demon god from outside the territory."

Bai Zhi was surprised: "Huh?"

"Three things are going on in this world at the same time. On the surface, there are 'destroying the world' and 'fighting in the den', and secretly there is 'the god of destruction is chasing and killing the demon gods outside the territory'."

"...It's too chaotic, there are more foreign demon gods, and there are too many variables."

Bai Zhi shook his head in annoyance, and then showed a nice smile: "However, knowing that the God of Destruction is chasing and killing the demon gods outside the territory, I feel at ease. The God of Destruction never likes outsiders interfering in their work."

——The implication is that she doesn't have to participate in the investigation.

Lian Ze intentionally avoided the topic of demon gods from outside the territory. He smiled and said, "This is a rare opportunity. Girls should stay here too. Now that you have trained that cat well, the love scene will be much smoother in the future."

Bai Zhi nodded: "That's exactly what I meant. That cat is too annoying. I must teach her a lesson while she is put on a collar."

"..."

——The topic after the two is unremarkable, so I will skip it here.