Hualiu Director

Chapter 193

Wrong room?

Hahaha, Lin Hong is so talented, just now Li Chenggong made up that he went to the wrong room, and it was really arranged immediately, which is too amazing.

Li Chenggong's inner os at this time must be: save me, save me, save me!

Li Chenggong, Li Chenggong, the opportunity is given to you, it depends on whether you are good or not.

It must be useless, Niu Geng said he wants to strengthen Yang, it seems that the problem lies here, hahaha!

When the screen turned again, the camera showed the woman on the bed. It turned out that Weng Zhenlong came to play a cameo.

Guli Reba has laughed countless times in the movie theater today. She really likes the comedy structure and burden of this movie.

Smelly brother, really, I don't invite myself to be a cameo in such a funny movie.Hmph, next time you don't even invite me to be a guest star, then I... just ignore you...

"Didn't he want to catch rape? I told him to catch a shovel. I called, and he eavesdropped on the side. I deliberately emphasized the name of the hotel and the room number.

It's not my fault that I, Zheng Rong, look like a star, why does he call me like a vixen every day.

People buy things at my counter and talk to me a few more words. He says I seduce people, so I will seduce people by yelling? It’s so funny!

Yes, I prepared sleeping pills, I was kidding you, am I stupid? Did I really take sleeping pills? I was only in my 20s and lived well, oops.got it.Take it easy, bye!"

Li Chenggong got out of bed secretly, and saw him tiptoely holding his shoes and clothes to sneak out.

Li Chenggong walked to the door, and there were footsteps outside the door. Li Chenggong's face changed drastically and he quickly hid behind the curtain, and a fat man pushed open the door.

Hahaha, the traitor is really here, Li Chenggong, you are really out of luck!

This fat man is also an acquaintance, Mr. Jin Shan, he and Lin Hong have already collaborated on two works.Lin Hong really likes to use acquaintances, which also shows that the actors he works with are very happy to get along with.

Now there is a good show to watch, Li Chenggong will not be regarded as an adulterer and soaked in a pig cage, hahaha, I am so looking forward to it!

Seeing that the door was knocked open violently, Zheng Rong got out of bed aggressively.

"Hey! Come! I said you are a detective, and you came here so quickly! You Holmes!"

Faced with his wife's pressing every step of the way, the fat man was obviously timid.

"My wife, don't get me wrong. I'm not here to catch rape, I'm just here...I don't worry about you being outside alone."

Jin Shan's words were more or less preposterous, but the audience shouted in their hearts, hurry up and catch the rape, right behind the curtain.

"You shouldn't worry about it. There's a handsome guy hiding in my room, you know? He's handsome, chic, and rich, and the key is he hasn't got any clothes on."

Hehehahaha, the audience burst out laughing again, Li Chenggong, you hit all, if you catch this, you will be sorry for Zheng Rong's nonsense.

The fat man lost all confidence at the moment and could only embarrassingly express that he was "talking out of anger."

With a "slap", Zheng Rong slapped the fat man.

"Don't be shameless! Who is talking to you? Turn on the light for you! Open your eyes and show me!"

I'm coming.The audience was very excited, this scene of catching rape must not be missed, peeing or something can be held back.

Zheng Rong grabbed the fat man's collar and walked around the room, shouting loudly as she walked.

"Brother adulterer, brother adulterer. Oh! Where is my brother adulterer? Just now he was naked and lying on the bed with me. Missing?"

Hahaha, named prodigy Lin Hong, brother adulterer, this name is absolutely perfect.

There was regret on the fat man's face, he could only keep begging for mercy.

"How can there be an adulterer! Wife, calm down."

Zheng Rong opened the cabinet reluctantly, "It's in the cabinet! It's in the cabinet! Brother adulterer! It's in the cabinet above! Brother adulterer, come out!"

Fatty followed Zheng Rong's movements, "Normally he wouldn't climb that high."

"That's not necessarily true. What if it's a monkey?"

monkey?Is it cross-species, so exciting?There are LSPs laughing and masturbating in the cinema.Phew, beast.

In the movie, Zheng Rong opened the bathroom door again, "Is the adulterer in the bathroom? Check it out! See if you are there!"

"There is no one, there is no one here at all."

"Under the bed! Brother adulterer...where have you been?"

Zheng Rong pulled the bed to show the fat man. Just as the fat man was about to step forward to help, he slapped him again.

"Are you really reckless?"

The fat man was so frightened that he quickly stepped back and said that he would not open it.

"I want you to open it! How can you prove my innocence if you don't? Open it!"

Many male audiences in the movie theater have completely laughed out loud. Why does this Zheng Rong look so much like her own wife?It's your fault no matter what you do.

"Honey, should I lift it or not?"

"Are you going to lift it? If you don't, I'm taking sleeping pills?"

The fat man flipped it casually, and then said no.

Seeing that there was nothing left to check in this room, Zheng Rong looked at the curtains again.

"Yo! There it is! Fatty, it's behind the curtain!"

Yes, yes, right behind the curtains, countless audiences shouted in their hearts, and quickly opened the curtains, we want to see Li Chenggong be caught.

Zheng Rong held the fat man with one hand, and opened the curtain with the other.

The hearts of the audience were also tugged, which was too exciting.

However, when the curtains are lifted, there is nothing but the closed windows, what about people?

"Behind that curtain!"

Oh, it turned out that there were two windows, so Li Chenggong still couldn't escape.

"Wife, I wronged you, I wronged you. I am not human! I wronged you! You are innocent! You are innocent!"

The fat man slapped himself while holding his wife to prevent him from opening another curtain.

The audience refused, how could it be so casual, there is no way to leave a dead end for something like catching rape, quickly uncover it.

"Don't jump to conclusions so early. How do you know I'm innocent if you haven't even looked at the curtain? What if it's behind the curtain, he's here!"

Saying that, Zheng Rong opened the curtains.

The audience just wanted to laugh out loud, but... nothing?

Hey, what about people?

Lin Hong is not a horror movie, is he? Where did he go?

While the audience was puzzled, they also breathed a sigh of relief. They felt sorry for Li Chenggong in the past ten minutes. He was too unlucky.

"Look, look, no. Don't be angry, my wife, let's go home."

The fat man was talking when suddenly a leather shoe fell to the ground. The fat man picked up the shoe and looked at it, then opened the door.

Li Chenggong was standing on the hanger behind the door, shivering with cold.

"I said I went to the wrong room, do you believe me?"

The fat man looked at the shoes, then at his wife Zheng Rong, who couldn't understand why, then bit his back molars and threw the shoes at Li Chenggong.

Hahahahahaha, there was continuous laughter in the cinema again, I can't remember how many times it was tonight.

Song Xiaohan's tears have already been laughed out, this Li Chenggong is too unlucky.

Many viewers answered Li Chenggong in their hearts, "I believe, I believe." But they are happy to see such a scene.

In a flash of the camera, it was already the morning of the next day, and Niu Geng came out of the room refreshed, and saw Li Chenggong lying on the bench wrapped in clothes at a glance.

"Well! Why is the boss sleeping here? I said I couldn't see you, I thought you went to buy buns to eat. When did you come here to sleep?"

Hahahaha, buying buns, Niu Geng, you have a big heart, why did your boss come here to sleep, don't you have any clues?

Thinking of what happened last night, Li Chenggong became very angry.

"How do I sleep here? How do you think I sleep here?

If it wasn't for sleeping naked, grinding teeth, belching, and farting for you, would I be able to run out?

What are you doing?"

Niu Geng looked like I didn't do anything, I was so wronged.

"I didn't do anything!"

"What the hell are you doing?"

Niu Geng Nuo Nuo replied, "The milker."

Hahaha, Guli Reba laughed, like a milker, this answer almost cremated Li Chenggong on the spot.

"You were sent by God to punish me, right? You said the plane got off the plane, and you said the train stopped and the train stopped. I finally took a bus and dumped you. You can actually turn around and drive back. I found you It's a fairy.

You are the only good person in the world, right? There is true love in the world, right? Last night I knocked on the door for 10 minutes, can't you hear me?"

No one in the cinema could watch movies normally anymore, and everyone was laughing crazily. Only then did they realize that Li Chenggong had survived so many disasters.

Boss Li is really not easy.It's just a pity that you can't swipe the barrage when watching movies, otherwise "I feel sorry for Boss Li" will definitely dominate the screen.

"I heard it!"

"I heard you won't open the door for me?"

"I thought it was a dream. I dreamed that I was eating hot pot. A decoration team came next door. It was so noisy. It turned out to be you!"

The laughter continued, and many audience members burst into tears, while Li Chenggong went directly into the room angrily.

After a period of continuous high-energy hilarious laughter, the plot came to a relatively calm place.

Yesterday's bus steward delivered Li Chenggong's wallet and said he had been looking for him for a long time, but the bus they were most concerned about still couldn't leave.

"I said there is true love in the world! You still don't believe it!"

Faced with Niu Geng's words, Li Chenggong was speechless. The reality taught Niu Geng a lesson, but it also slapped Li Chenggong.

Because the road from Jiujiang to Xihong City was blocked, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng could only choose the ferry.

The narration subtitles reproduced: Jiujiang, Jiangxi, New Year's Eve, morning, 253 kilometers away from Xihong City.

Li Chenggong waved to Niu Geng who was beside him, and Niu Geng walked to Li Chenggong's side.

"Boss, look, how yellow the Yellow River is."

"Brother, this is the Yangtze River."

Hahaha, another round of hilarious laughter, what a god, Huang He, Niu Geng, you are really invincible in chatting today.

"Boss, I slept too much last night, so don't worry about it. I owe you the money for the boat ticket first, and I will pay you back when I get to Xihong City."

"No need to pay it back."

While smoking a cigarette, Li Chenggong looked at the stretching Yangtze River, and his mind seemed to be broadened.

Speaking of which, Li Chenggong also took out a few hundred dollars from his wallet to Niu Geng, but Niu Geng refused at first, but finally Li Chenggong insisted on giving it to Niu Geng, and then said that he would return it to him when he received the bill.

It's just that when Li Chenggong took out the money, Niu Geng saw the photo in his wallet, which belonged to Xiaosan.

"Hey! Who is this? Let me see."

Niu Geng took Li Chenggong's wallet and looked at it.

"Hey! Take it here!"

Li Chenggong immediately became nervous. This was one of his secrets, and he felt ashamed that his privacy was being pryed into.

"It looks pretty good."

Li successfully took the wallet, but Niu Geng pulled out the photos inside.

"This is your daughter?"

"Can you manage it?"

"Is it your daughter?"

"No."

"Let me guess, it's my sister-in-law?"

"Not at all."

Li Chenggong tried to grab it, but Niu Geng hid aside with the photo.

"Bring it here! Do you hear me?"

"Isn't Xiao San?"

"bring here!"

Li Chenggong became a little angry from embarrassment, but Niu Geng's tone was also very tough at this time.

"Do you love her?"

Faced with Niu Geng's sudden soul torture, Li Chenggong was stunned, yes, do you love him or not?

But then Li Chenggong thought that the most important thing now is to get the photos back.

"I'm counting to three! One..."

The wind on the river was very strong, and the photo was blown into the water by the wind when Niu Geng loosened his fingers a little.