Hualiu Director

Chapter 33 Recording "Ask the Director for Advice" ([-])

The big screen was lit up, but it was not shown directly like the others, but some mixed cuts from Lin Hong's last recording.

Everyone was a little puzzled as to why the program group was broadcasting this. Is there anything special that Lin Hong needs to pay attention to?But the screen did not cut to the feature film, and everyone wanted to see why the program group did this.

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"The money is indeed a little less, but if I can, I still want to make a feature film, but I don't know if the program group will allow it."

This is the first time that Lin Hong and Director Wang Chun expressed that they want to make a feature film.

"I want to make a feature film in just ten days, isn't this nonsense!"

Director Chen Ru complained about Lin Hong, and the other actors and directors in the screen were also not optimistic. The screen switched to the four producers. Except for Huang Li, the others obviously did not believe that Lin Hong could succeed.

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The screen switched to the part of inviting actors. Lin Hong got confirmation from Lan Ke that he could make a feature film, and he was even more sure that he would make a feature film.

"I don't have a script yet, but I'm trying to write the script tonight. Really, I can write the script very quickly."... "Is no one willing to take risks with me? Believe me, this will be a good movie. "

No one believed Lin Hong's big cake, and he and Buffett became the only directors who did not invite actors.

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The scene turned again, this time in Lin Hong's hotel room, he was standing in a daze, sitting in a daze, lying in a daze, all kinds of hard thinking and meditation had no results, and then he made a phone call.The narration subtitle in the screen "Who is the mysterious call?"

Soon the call was connected, and it turned out to be the great director Chen Ge.

Except for the four producers and Professor Jingying in the expert appraisal team, everyone else was shocked and curious about how Lin Hong still knew Chen Ge, and the tone of the two people was very familiar.And Chen Ge, as the mentor of similar competing programs, did not avoid suspicion at all to give advice to Lin Hong, and Lin Hong seemed to be suddenly enlightened.

When Su Qi and Lin Hong finally greeted each other and said that they would like to work together, most of the directors looked at Lin Hong with envy, wondering what kind of background this kid should be in order for Chen Ge to ask Chen Ge to invite Su Qi to play!

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The screen turned again, and this time the subtitle prompt was on May 5th. Lin Hong was in the later stage of making the movie. Wang Bo and Lin Hong, dressed in casual clothes, were discussing the theme song of the movie. I know what they are laughing at, but they seem to be very good partners.

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All the sideshows before the feature film were released. Not only the public viewing group, but everyone except Huang Li thought they were all aroused. What is the origin of Lin Hong? Is it related to the movie?Is Wang Bo the lead actor?Impossible, his salary is so high, if he came to act, how could 85 be enough, then what kind of movie is this?

Just when everyone was so tickled, the big screen finally started showing the feature film.

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Ning Zi appeared on the screen. Although she has been away from the public eye for a while, her beauty is still so pleasing to the eye. Fans of Ning Zi in the audience were excited. They heard that Papa Penguin had canceled Ning Zi’s ban order. Thinking of being on Papa Penguin as the first electric shock is a good start.

And when Chen Yu appeared with poor-quality zombie makeup, everyone's eyes lit up. This is really Chen Yu. He must have been approved by director Chen Ge, so this must be a good movie.

However, when everyone saw Chen Yu's exaggerated acting skills, Ning Zi's stiff expression and jerky lines, and the scene where she blinked after being bitten to death, everyone couldn't help but wonder what kind of actor this is, Can you pass this kind of acting?

"cut!"

Zhang Shan yelled to stop the filming, and at the same time yelled at Ning Zi to express his dissatisfaction, scolding her acting skills and work attitude, and slapped Chen Yu who stepped forward to persuade him, cursing him from From the beginning of the rehearsal, I kept contradicting myself.

(The audience became interested. It turned out to be a play within a play. Zhang Shan's acting skills are good. Although he is young, he is quite capable of acting as a director.

Wait a minute, Chen Yu called "Director Lin Hong" just now, haha, it turns out that this is the story of Lin Hong making his own movie.

However, the professionals found loopholes in the plot. Since the director has such a bad temper, how dare Cai Kun played by Chen Yu keep contradicting him?It seems that Lin Hong is not aware of this problem, and points must be deducted for this.However, in view of the high expectations before, everyone still did not press the leave button. )

Seeing this, other members of the production team hurried up to smooth things over, "Lin Hong" walked away angrily, and seeing the director had left, the others seemed to be happy that they didn't have to work, so they all dispersed happily.

Only the male and female protagonists Cai Kun, Xiao Hua and Hu Mei, the makeup sister played by Guo Ying, were left on the scene.The three sat and rested, and Hu Mei chatted casually while touching up their makeup. Then Hu Mei wentssip, saying that this filming factory used to be the Japanese army's biochemical research base, and the Japanese army had done cruel things here. human trials.

As the three of them were talking, the iron door next to them rang suddenly, which startled the three of them, and their voices trembled a little when they spoke.

(The audience's emotions also began to become tense at this time, and professionals also guessed that this time should enter the theme of horror, but none of them guessed that they were fooled.)

The three of them who were trembling with fear a moment ago suddenly stopped being afraid, and the topic turned bluntly to having some fun.Immediately afterwards, Hu Mei said that she was learning women's self-defense recently. The name turned out to be "Boom Women's Self-Defense".Facing the extremely embarrassing self-defense performance, Xiaohua applauded happily, and then the three of them fell silent in embarrassment.

(Are you planning to use this strange "bang bang female self-defense technique" to deal with zombies? The direction of the plot is completely illogical, the actors' performances are also very embarrassing, and the lines are even more inexplicable. There are already people in the expert appraisal team They decisively pressed the leave button. Some people in the public viewing group couldn't help but press the leave button, but more people thought it would be good to see Ning Zi and Guo Ying, and there might be Wang Bo behind them, so they hold back.)

The radio operator played by Kong Xiao slowly walked out of the door with a face full of discomfort, and the camera followed the radio operator to the outside, and then the assistant brother played by Li Xian appeared in the camera.

(What kind of strange shooting method is this? Is the shot of the sound engineer walking out necessary? Ordinary audiences think this is the director’s time. However, professionals suddenly realized a problem at this time. The film seems to be still a shot from the beginning to the present , this is a long shot, but is it really meaningful to use the clumsy way of the soundman to open the door to ensure that the long shot does not break? Someone in the group started pressing the leave button again.)

The bored assistant brother took out a cigarette and wanted to take a sip, but with a burst of weird music, the photographer Lao Tian played by Jin Shan who had left before turned into a zombie and appeared behind the assistant brother. I was taken aback, but soon felt that it was the makeup that the crew put on Lao Tian. While joking that Lao Tian could be an actor, he supported the crumbling Lao Tian.

But suddenly, a white liquid spewed out from Lao Tian's mouth, and then fell on the assistant's shoulder, and the assistant wailed in pain and fear.

The camera turned to the opened door at the back, and the three people in the room stood at the door with vigilant faces, when suddenly a bloody hand was thrown into the door.

(Holy shit, the zombies can’t stand still, and they attack with foam at the mouth? This is too perfunctory. But finally a real zombie appeared, this time only a few professional filmmakers pressed to leave Key, the public moviegoers are ready to see the follow-up of the zombies.)

The three of them changed from being afraid of the severed hand thrown in to being curious, and when the assistant came in with one arm, they backed away in fear again and again.When Hu Mei asked if the director made him like this, the assistant brother fell into Cai Kun's arms and died.

Just when the three were at a loss, the zombie Lao Tian also followed in, and vomited and attacked Xiao Hua again, making Xiao Hua scream in disgust.

(What kind of acting skills is this? Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is not scary. This is disgusting. Well, such an actress can also play the lead role. Are you blind, the director? How did this happen? Did you cut it? Wrong shot? No, this is still the long shot, but does such a long shot have any meaning? More and more people join the ranks of pressing the leave button, even Ning Zi’s fans, they don’t want to see love Bean was attacked so disgustingly, and I don't want to see the idol's acting skills being seen by more people.)

After Cai Kun picked up the radio microphone and pushed the zombie Lao Tian out of the door with little effort, the director "Lin Hong" appeared with a camera.He admitted that he was responsible for all this. He just went to the roof to set up a blood formation to summon zombies. Now that real zombies appeared, the purpose was to make the movie more realistic.

While the director was giving a neurotic and passionate speech, the sound engineer who was sitting in the corner with a hunched waist and walked slowly towards the door, he wanted to go out.Although everyone tried their best to stop him, the radio operator didn't explain that he wanted to go out by force.Sure enough, a few seconds after the radio operator rushed out the door, there was a scream.

At this time, "Lin Hong" said to the camera lens, "Don't stop the camera", and then rushed out.

(Wait, that is to say, the character of the cameraman who was filmed is a real person in the plot, so the zombies passed by the cameraman just now and didn’t attack him, this bug is too big! Another few exit keys is pressed.)

Just when the entire audience was confused, the actors in the movie became even more confused.

Cai Kun closed the door, and the three-person team immediately stopped in place, not knowing what to do, and then they asked each other repeatedly if they were injured, which was obviously dragging the show.

After half a minute of embarrassment, Cai Kun suddenly thought of something and took out his mobile phone, and then there was no signal as expected.Just when the three were at a loss, the director "Lin Hong" knocked on the door and asked to let him in.As soon as the makeup artist Hu Mei opened the door, she saw the director push the radio operator who had turned into a zombie, and shouted "action" loudly, and then excitedly took pictures with the camera.

(Well, there are too many slots, whether it's actors' acting skills, lines, or logical plots, there are a lot of problems. People continue to leave.)

During a fight in the factory, makeup artist Hu Mei hacked to death the zombie radio operator with a prop ax, and then stunned the mad director "Lin Hong" by the way.The three hurriedly escaped from the factory and got into the crew's van, but they found that the key was still on the dead assistant brother. When they were hesitating whether to go back to get the key, the assistant brother who had turned into a zombie rushed through the car window. Grinning at them.

The director "Lin Hong" came out to play dead again at this time. He opened the car door and exposed the three of them to the zombies.

(This is all a mess, are zombies so weak, and the director woke up too quickly after being knocked out, are you sure this is not a joke? Many people pressed the leave button.)

Suddenly, the heroine Xiaohua, who had always been weak before, became extremely brave without warning. She even fought with the zombie assistant brother alone. The camera was hit by the two of them during the fight, and the camera kept falling. Shot on the ground at a very weird angle for a minute or two.Xiaohua and the zombie assistant brother also repeatedly fought in front of the camera. Just when everyone thought the cameraman was killed by a zombie, the camera was lifted up again.

And then the filming style of the movie suddenly changed. It is difficult to keep the focus during the running and chasing by constantly pushing and pulling the camera, so the picture is blurred, and only the plot of Xiaohua running away and the zombie assistant brother chasing behind.

(Variously different camera styles before and after, this is obviously not the same cameraman. In this case, he still insists on long shots. This is how deep the obsession with long shots is. I am sick. The departure of professional filmmakers The button was snapped, and many people who had already pressed the leave button continued to press, hoping that the movie would end soon.)

After some chasing, the three-person team managed to escape back indoors, and Xiaohua found that she had an extra wound on her calf at some point.Makeup artist Hu Mei also discovered this. In order to prevent Xiao Hua from turning into a zombie, she took an ax to kill her.Xiaoxianrou Cai Kun's obstruction was vulnerable to the "bang bang female self-defense technique", and Xiaohua had to escape outside again in order to survive.

However, Hu Mei, the makeup artist, would not let Xiao Hua go so easily. She chased and killed all the way with an ax in hand, during which time she even smoothly eliminated a group of zombies.

(Professional film appraisal team has been unable to complain, and there are very few people who have not pressed the leave button at this time. There are still people waiting for Wang Bo to appear in the public movie group, otherwise they would have pressed the leave button long ago.)

Xiao Hua is forced to the rooftop by the red-eyed makeup artist Hu Mei. In order to save Xiao Hua, Cai Kun and Hu Mei fought fiercely.But the camera didn't show the two people fighting, but was locked on Xiao Hua's body all the time. The terrified Xiao Hua's eyes fluttered around, screaming and terrified, as if to illustrate the intensity and horror of the opposite action scene.

After Xiaohua yelled for a full minute.The camera turned around, and at this time the makeup artist Hu Mei had an ax rubbed on her head, and she was obviously dead.Cai Kun stepped forward to hug Xiaohua, but Xiaohua pushed Cai Fan away when she remembered the wound on her foot, and then hid in a hut by herself. What was funny was that she found that the so-called wound was actually the makeup painted before the filming started. She wasn't infected with corpse poison at all.

But before Xiao Hua was happy, a bare-legged zombie suddenly broke into the hut. Xiao Hua was so frightened that she covered her mouth and nose and kept silent to escape.Then came the weirdest scene, when Xiaohua walked out of the hut and found an ax at the door.

(Enough, enough, enough, zombies have walked past the director "Lin Hong" and the photographer countless times, is it possible to avoid being attacked by zombies with a camera? What does the heroine's 1-minute ghost call mean? Thin How could the heroine of the show beat the powerful makeup artist Hu Mei? And where did the bare-legged zombie appear in the hut? Isn’t the whole crew only the heroine with bare legs? And that sudden appearance What the hell is an axe? Is it a special prop for RMB players? It’s enough, can such absurd rubbish be considered a movie? The leave button is pressed one after another.)

The big screen suddenly turned black, a piercing siren sounded, and the lights in Hall No. [-] turned on.