Shocked, my video goes to the future!

Auspicious clouds circle the house, and joy fills the courtyard.

Following the master of ceremonies' words, the entire wedding scene became lively, with gongs, drums, and whips blaring!

The band began to play and sing to welcome the arrival of the newcomers.

Under the eyes of everyone, Zao Wou-ki in a suit and leather shoes led the bride in a red hijab slowly into the venue.

The successors of the two top families in Qinghe City tied the knot, which was naturally blessed by everyone present.

"I'll go, this son of the Zhao family is too handsome! It's like a modeling face, like a beautiful man in a Greek sculpture!"

"The lady from the Su family is not bad either! She is slim and smooth, and her skin is as smooth as fat. Even with a red hijab, you can tell that she is a proper beauty in ancient costume!"

"Let me tell you! She is a talented woman, she is a perfect match in the world! A pair made in heaven, a pair made in earth!"

"..."

Holding the jade hand of the person in front of him, Zhao Wuji was also ecstatic.

Qingxue, the woman of my dreams!

I've been waiting for so long, and today I can finally get you!

Even if you are no longer perfect, I will love you without hesitation!

And Zhao Sanjin, who was sitting at the head of the auditorium, was casually playing with his jade finger, and seemed a little indifferent to his son's wedding.

If it wasn't for Wu Ji, a fool who wanted to marry Su Qingxue for nothing, he wouldn't have spent a lot of trouble in organizing the wedding.

After all, to annex the Su family, I have countless ways to use it without bloodshed.

I really don't know what this stubborn kid is thinking?

It's wrong to be a good playboy, but I want to be a licking dog!

There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to love a single flower.

In order to marry Su Qingxue, she gave up countless good girls, it's really not worth it!

By the way, what about Su Tianyi's immortal?

After all, he is also marrying his daughter today. Doesn't this old man usually like her woman?

Today is his wife's day of great joy, and I don't know where he went?

……

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Inside the public restroom.

"puff!"

"Boom!"

"duang!"

Shen Qingshan, who was squatting on the toilet, had a contented expression.

Made!

Going to eat... I didn't pay attention when I was eating, and I ate a few extra pieces of sushi, so now I have a stomachache!

Blame that bastard Zhuge Jun for insisting on saying that the gold foil sushi is extremely expensive, so if you don’t eat it for nothing, don’t eat it!

Let yourself eat more than 20 yuan!

This is just great!

... It's getting rarer!

In fact, he was also contacted by Wang Yang.

A few days ago, Wang Yang asked in the group who had time to come to Qinghe for the wedding.

Shen Qingshan happened to have nothing to do at the time, so he took the high-speed train from Guangzhou-Shenzhen City to join in the fun.

After squatting in the pit, Shen Qingshan walked out contentedly with his trousers in his hands, and on the opposite side, a priest in a black robe with a Bible in his hand walked up to him.

Just as the pastor was about to go to the toilet, there was a sudden urging sound outside the door.

"Pastor Thomson, how long do you have? The wedding is about to begin!"

Nani!

The pastor was already sweating profusely, standing still and turning around in a hurry.

This is how to do?

You have to poop, and you have to officiate at the wedding!

Could it be that it can only be pulled in the crotch?

Suddenly, his eyes stayed on Shen Qingshan who had just come out of the crouching position.

"Handsome guy, why don't you become a pastor for me?"

"This...I'm afraid..."

"This is the reward!"

Just as Shen Qingshan was about to refuse, the pastor directly slapped a thick red envelope into his hand.

"Afraid of what?"

"It's nothing, it doesn't matter if you get red envelopes or not, the main reason is that I am a good young man in the new era, and I usually like to help others!"

Shen Qingshan silently put the red envelope into his pocket, patted his chest and said.

……

Outside the public restroom.

The master of ceremonies looked at Shen Qingshan suspiciously.

"You are Reverend Thomson?"

"That's right!" Shen Qingshan said nonsense without blushing.

"Is your dress a little too small?"

"My previous dress was dirty, and I borrowed this dress from someone else."

"Okay! You go to preside over the wedding! The bride and groom are waiting impatiently. Is the speech I asked you to prepare in advance ready?"

"What speech?"

"It's the speech that hosts the bride and groom and says, "You are willing! I am willing, forever and ever."

"Oh, this... is ready."

"That's good! By the way, I forgot to tell you just now that the man's family has requested that the officiant of the wedding must use all English!"

"what!"

"..."

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On the stage, the wedding has officially begun.

Two newcomers in red are standing on the stage, and the pastor is standing in the middle of the two.

Shen Qingshan held a Bible in his hand, looking very uneasy.

As a scumbag who has never scored more than 60 points in English, and can't even recognize 36 English letters, it is not too difficult to communicate in English.

Finally, he bit the bullet and spoke.

“ladies and folks! We are so happy…”

"i"m very happy"

"today this two people... (today these two people)"

"go together...(to tie the knot)"

"i"m three...%&*%&*%&*#&..." (Five hundred words omitted here.)

After finishing speaking, fine beads of sweat appeared on Shen Qingshan's forehead, and his face was a little pale.

Just now, he spent the most torturous 5 minutes of his life.

During these 5 minutes, he exhausted all the words he had learned all his life before he could barely cope.

He looked at the silent audience in the audience with a guilty conscience, feeling a little flustered in his heart.

Why is it so quiet in the audience, no one said a word?

Could it be...was discovered?

While Shen Qingshan was beating drums in his heart, the audience in the audience also started to discuss.

"This pastor's English...is...excellent!"

"Indeed, I can tell that he has an authentic London accent, and his pronunciation is so standard!"

"Hmm! His English is too fluent. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was a foreigner officiated at the wedding!"

"..."

Is this a fool?

Seeing this scene, Shen Qingshan's hanging heart also fell, and he continued to ask the groom Zhao Wuji.

"Wujizhao, do you agree the girl be your wife? (Do you want this girl to be your wife?)"

Zao Wou-ki licked his chapped lips, and said nervously:

"Emmmmm...yeah, I do!"

Shen Qingshan turned to look at Su Qingxue who was wearing a red hijab and asked.

"Qingxue su, do youagrre the man be your...husband?"

"..."

Just when the bride was about to speak, a voice suddenly came from afar.

"I object!"

"..."