Shocked, my video goes to the future!

Lu Qi was almost speechless, why did he meet these two strange creatures in the middle of the afternoon.

As the old saying goes, like a mother, like a son, if the upper beam is not upright, the lower beam is crooked. No wonder this brat is so ignorant. With such a mother, how can it be possible to teach good children?

However, Lu Qi doesn't intend to get too entangled, and he won't pretend to be aggressive like the hero Shuangwen in the novel, which doesn't make much sense.

Just like a master once said: "If you encounter a fool innocently, don't criticize him, don't stop him, please encourage him to be a big fool!"

Now, it's time to perform for yourself.

Lu Qi broke away the aunt's hand that was holding his collar, wiped the spittle from his face, and then turned and left in silence.

Looking at Lu Qi who was no longer speaking, the middle-aged aunt seemed to think that he was easy to bully. She patted her fat boy's head and said mockingly.

"Turtle (good) son, did you see that! You must study hard in the future, otherwise, you will be like this guy, picking up trash on the street without doing business at a young age!"

Lu Qi: ...

your grandma's!

What's wrong with me picking up trash?Eat yours or drink yours?Isn't it better than spraying shit with your mouth full?

Lu Qi turned around abruptly and put his hand into his arms.

The middle-aged woman who was still yelling at me took a few steps back in fright:

"What are you going to do? It's a public place, you're a poor cleaner and you want to hurt people with weapons!"

And Lu Qi just gave her a supercilious look, aunt, you grew up drinking brain white essence!Such a rich imagination!

He took out a stack of thick certificates from his pocket and threw them in front of the old aunt:

"Who are you leaving this with! Show me clearly! I was the top student in the college entrance examination in Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces, and a graduate student in environmental studies at Qingbei University. Who doesn't study hard!"

"..."

The aunt was dumbfounded.

What's going on with this kid?He even brought his graduation certificate and degree certificate when he went out!

No wonder the Kuaiyin short video said that the end of the universe is the system, and the doctors have come to be sanitation workers!

Soon, their noise attracted the attention of pedestrians coming and going, and people who didn't know the truth surrounded them even more.

"What is this for?"

"I don't know. It seems that this sanitation worker is the young master of a consortium. This woman's stepmother brought her half-brother to find trouble?"

"Really? Whose patriarch's mistress looks like this! Aren't you a Mai Tai?"

"You've read too many mindless and refreshing articles! You idiots! This is a brat littering, and his parents and sanitation workers are arguing!"

"What? It's so unreasonable. This sanitation boy is too good-tempered. If it were me, I would have to give this woman two fights!"

"........."

The middle-aged woman saw that some people around them took out their mobile phones to shoot videos, and she also lost her temper, and cursed with her hands on her hips.

"What are you shooting! Get out of the way! Fuck!"

"..."

And Lu Qi also smiled slightly, wicked people will be punished by wicked people, today, I will let you know what it means to be evil!

Just as the middle-aged woman was arguing with the people around her, Lu Qi "accidentally" dropped a card in his arms on the ground.

As if he was afraid that the little fat man would not notice, he said loudly on purpose.

"Oops! My collection of rare game cards dropped on the floor!"

"..."

And that card was also very coincidental, it landed at the little fat man's feet impartially.

As soon as the little fat man heard that it was a game card, he immediately picked it up, and after looking at it, he quickly put it into his pocket.

The little fat man's heart has also blossomed with joy.

This is actually an old card from the legendary Yu-Gi-Oh!

Lu Qi turned pale with fright after seeing his beloved collection card being taken away:

"Brat, return the card to me quickly!"

"No! No! I won't!"

"..."

The middle-aged woman also noticed the situation here, and she didn't care about the crowd, and walked over in three steps at a time.

"Xiaobao, isn't it just a broken card? We don't care about it, return it to him quickly!"

If it is normal, middle-aged women will definitely not care, isn't it just a broken card?Her son took it and took it.

But now, under the public eye, she is too embarrassed to play tricks, so she can only ask her precious son to return the card!

When the little fat man heard this, he was instantly unhappy. He tore the card in half and threw it to Lu Qi.

"Give you!"

Seeing his baby's card being torn in half, Lu Qi was about to collapse:

"You actually tore my collection card!"

The middle-aged woman was a little disapproving, and said proudly: "Isn't it just a torn card? How much, we will compensate you!"

"Emmmmm, it's not expensive, just over 20."

"... 20? Are you poor and crazy! Why don't you just grab it!"

And the surrounding people also recognized this card.

"That card looks familiar! Could it be the limited edition Blue-Eyes White Dragon?"

"That's it! I heard that his market price seems to have been fired to 8000 million!"

"8000, I'll be good!"

"..."

After learning the value of the piece of this card, the middle-aged woman was completely panicked, and could only say something to Lu Qi indiscriminately.

"Don't try to scare me! My son is a minor, so it's fine even if he breaks the law!"

Lu Qi is also not used to her: "Aren't you blind to the law? Our laws clearly stipulate that if a minor commits a crime under the age of 15, if the guardian voluntarily surrenders, he can be exempted from criminal responsibility, but he still needs to bear full civil responsibility... In other words, the 20 yuan has to be paid by you!"

Hearing this, the middle-aged aunt was so frightened that her legs gave way, and she knelt down in front of Lu Qi, begging for mercy with tears in her eyes.

"Little brother, my baby is still young, so don't be as knowledgeable as him!"

"........."

After achieving his goal and teaching the domineering mother and son a lesson, Lu Qi was not aggressive, but let them go without asking for any compensation.

After the matter was resolved, the crowd dispersed quickly, and the middle-aged aunt was also holding her bear child, not knowing which corner to dig weeds.

After they left one after another, Lu Qi threw the torn card into the trash can, showing a weird smile, as if the sword in his hand was an unused trash.

In fact, this blue-eyed white dragon card is a high-quality imitation. I still have more than 20 cards in my drawer. I usually bring a few cards with me when I go out. I didn’t expect it to come in handy today...

This small episode soon passed, and the park returned to its usual calm again. The old men were playing chess in the gazebo, and the children were chasing kites on the grass...

Everything is so quiet and comfortable.

Suddenly, harsh warning sounds sounded:

"Now broadcast an emergency notice! The water level of West Lake is rising rapidly, and it is very likely that a flood will flood the park in a short time. Please evacuate quickly!"

"Now broadcast an urgent notice! The water level of West Lake is rising rapidly..."

After hearing the news, the crowd in the park became a mess in an instant, and ran outside desperately. Fortunately, there were police comrades on the periphery of the park to maintain order, otherwise there might have been a stampede.

But there was one person who stood out among the crowd. He rode an electric tricycle unhurriedly and walked towards the opposite direction of the exit.

And he is Lu Qi!

Soon, he came to the shore of the lake. The turbulent water surface was already covered with white mist, and there was a vague figure looming in it. It seemed to be a snake, but it had a pair of majestic... wings! ! !

This is actually a flying snake with wings!

Lu Qi took out the fire scissors on his waist and swung them towards the center of the lake.

"Oh!"

In an instant, the surface of the lake was cut in half by the powerful energy, and countless small water droplets splashed out in the sky. After the energy stretched for hundreds of meters, it hit the body of Teng Snake.

Lu Qi took back the scissors and said loudly to him:

"Teng Snake, be honest with me! If you dare to make trouble again, I don't mind eating snake soup tonight!"

"..."

Hearing this, the raging lake actually calmed down, and the snake with the huge wings obediently dived into the bottom of the lake.

And the one sealed in the West Lake is none other than one of the top ten fierce beasts in the Hua Kingdom... Soaring Snake!

Lu Qi also looked in the direction of Handong City, his eyes full of worry.

"Where is the trouble, to make Teng Snake so excited?"

"........."

On this day, seven cities in the country of Hua experienced changes of varying degrees, which were officially called natural disasters.

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Handong City, Golden Avenue, Aunt Zhang's fried shop.

Zhang Guifang was in the back kitchen, carefully cleaning the freshly purchased ingredients, then took out the beef and mutton from the freezer, and soaked them in hot water to thaw.

Now that it is approaching evening, the business will soon be lively, so prepare in advance now, lest it will be too late.

And Zhang Xiaoman, who was sitting on the side doing homework, also asked casually:

"Mom! It's been so long, why didn't brother Wang Yang come back to see us?"

"You little girl, you are not sensible at all, Yang Yang is going to work now, and is very busy, how can I have so much free time to come back to see you!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoman pouted a little unhappily:

"Huh~(??v﹏v?? )"

As the mother and daughter were talking, two shirtless middle-aged men walked in. They found a seat by the window and sat down, enjoying the cool breeze from the air conditioner, looking extremely comfortable.

"Boss, weigh some small cold dishes for me first!"

"Okay, wait a minute!"

"..."

After finishing speaking, one of the timid-looking men took a big sip of iced mineral water and asked cautiously:

"Brother Dog, I heard that I just heard a strange thing. It seems that there are a group of monsters in the south of the city. They bite people as soon as they catch them, and they seem to be contagious!"

The man named Brother Gou touched his bald head, and said domineeringly: "Cut! You also believe this kind of news! It must be the nonsense that those guys said when they were drunk and bragging!"

Just as the two were talking to each other, Zhang Guifang placed some drinks on the table.

Brother Gou looked at Zhang Guifang and couldn't help joking.

"Boss, you do business every day and are well-informed. Have you heard that we have zombies recently?"

Zhang Guifang wiped the sweat from her forehead with the towel on her shoulders: "Look at what you said, I don't know what zombies are or are not. I just want to keep a three-acre land and do my own business well!"

Brother Gou also laughed, and patted his chest: "Don't worry, even if a zombie really dares to trouble you, I will beat him to death with one punch!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

At this moment, there was a dull knock on the door suddenly, which startled everyone in the shop.

Zhang Guifang was also a little puzzled, it was business hours, and the door of her store was unlocked, wouldn't it be fine for customers to just pull the door and come in?

"Who! Keep knocking there, knocking you paralyzed! It's so annoying!"

Hearing the non-stop knocking noise also made Brother Gou very upset. He came to the door of the store aggressively, but found a long...five-finger bloodstain on the transparent glass!

Seeing this scene, Brother Gou was also shocked!

He instinctively took two steps back, and just as he was about to call for someone, he saw a ferocious-looking zombie appearing from nowhere, and slammed into the glass door of the small fried shop.

"what!"

"..."