Shocked, my video goes to the future!

Two days later, freshmen came to Huaguo Special Military University to report one after another.

Xiao Zhan also became busy, picking up new students from morning till night.

At this moment, a newcomer who just came to report was sitting behind his car, his small mouth kept babbling, as if he had social cow syndrome.

"Xiao Laoshi, hello, I'm Shen Qingshan, a new member of the Guangzhou-Shenzhen No. [-] Law Enforcement Bureau..."

"Well, hello, I'm Xiao Zhan, your class teacher and military training instructor.

When I go to school, I remember to speak Mandarin. If you speak a dialect, it will be more difficult to communicate. "

"Okay, Teacher Xiao!"

Soon, the army green jeep stopped at the gate of the school.

While looking at the students at the school gate, Shen Qingshan began to think about ways to make money.

Looking at those freshmen who were sweating profusely with their big bags and small bags, Shen Qingshan thought about it.

Got it!

Just when he entered the school gate, he squatted on the ground covering his stomach, his face was pale, and beads of sweat dripped from his forehead.

This startled Xiao Zhan on the side:

"Student Shen Qingshan, what's wrong with you? Do you want me to take you to the infirmary?"

The pale-faced Shen Qingshan was sweating coldly, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Mr. Xiao, I'm fine. I have a problem. Just go to the toilet. By the way, teacher, where is the supermarket?"

"Supermarket, walk along this road for 1000 meters, turn left into the side road and walk another 1000 meters, turn right and go straight for 2000 meters... Finally, you will arrive at the traffic light."

Shen Qingshan: "..."

"Teacher, I'll go to the supermarket first, and I'll ask you to bring these luggage to the dormitory."

Before Xiao Zhan agreed, Shen Qingshan stuffed all the things to him, and then ran towards the supermarket without looking back.

Xiao Zhan was dumbfounded while holding the luggage.

Don't you have a stomachache and want to go to the bathroom?What are you doing in the supermarket?

Looking at Shen Qingshan who was striding towards the supermarket, he looked at the large and small bags of luggage in his hand.

He suddenly had a feeling of being cheated.

……

After half an hour.

At the gate of the East District, there appeared a young man with a plantain fan on his waist and flip-flops, holding an ice plant in his hand, sitting leisurely on the bench, watching the sweaty freshmen.

And beside Shen Qingshan, there was an unplugged refrigerator, which was filled with ice cream and covered with a thick quilt.

In order to expand his business, he also deliberately turned on the ancestral loudspeaker.

"Collect rags, collect old rags..."

"Sell ice cream, sell big ice cream!"

"Who is buying ice cream!"

"Mommy! I want to eat ice cream!"

"Eat, eat a big piece! Is ten yuan enough?"

"Enough! Thank you Mama! Mama is so nice!"

……

The hot and sweaty freshmen around put down their heavy luggage and looked angrily at Shen Qingshan with a humble face, killing his heart.

When you eat ice cream, you eat it secretly. Why do you turn on the loudspeaker?

I'm afraid we can't see it!

It’s fine to eat it openly, but what’s the point of having a refrigerator here?

It looks like you are rich!

And that advert... too shameful, isn't it?

This little girl's voice is exactly the same as that of the man who spoke in front, so it's obviously matched by the same person!

Damn! In order to make money, this guy only wants real money and doesn't care about morals!

At this time, a freshman wearing Adidas and Nike walked over, unable to hold back his hunger and thirst. He put the suitcase aside, without saying a word, lifted the quilt on the refrigerator, and took a small pudding from it , After tearing off the packaging bag, stuffed it in his mouth.

"Cool!"

He licked the frosting on the ice cream, and couldn't help letting out a hearty groan.

Afterwards, he took out 20 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Shen Qingshan.

"Brother, here are five popsicles, you don't need to change the extra money."

Shen Qingshan took the 20 yuan note, but pressed the door of the refrigerator.

Adigo was furious for a moment:

"What are you doing? I gave you all the money, why don't you let me get ice cream?"

"My ice cream here is 20 yuan a piece, you can only buy a small pudding with this money."

"What! Why don't you snatch it, you bastard?" Brother Adi couldn't help cursing.

Shen Qingshan didn't answer the question, but said cheaply.

"Otherwise! Why do you think I want to set up a street stall here? For charity?

correct!

You have torn open the package and licked this little pudding, so it cannot be returned. "

Shen Qingshan was afraid that Brother Adi would come over and snatch the 20 yuan, so he quickly put the banknotes into his pocket.

Glancing at the little pudding in his hand, Adige felt a little bit stuck.

Damn, 20 yuan for an ice cream!

Your heart is too dark!

Isn't this riding a horse naked to cut leeks?

Damn, I want to cut my leeks, but there is no way!

Can……

In this scorching summer, it would be great if you could have a bite of ice cream!

After a strong ideological struggle, Adige endured the pain and took out a bright red hundred-yuan bill from his pocket.

"Twenty is twenty! I'll give you one hundred, and five more ice creams."

"okay!"

Mr. Lu Xun, a famous Chinese novelist, once said: "There are no leeks in the world. If there are more people buying ice cream, it will naturally become leeks."

With Adige as the first person to eat crabs, the other people could no longer withstand the temptation, and they all surrounded him in a swarm.

"Boss, bring me three old popsicles!"

"I don't want the old popsicles, I want the one in the green package... the green tongue!"

"Boss, I'll join the team. I'll offer fifty for an ice cream, and ten ice factories for me!"

……

After a while, Shen Qingshan had a stack of ten or twenty banknotes in his hand. He counted them roughly, and it was about 1000 yuan.

The principal cost of buying ice cream and renting a refrigerator was only more than 400, so it should be earned back now.

What follows is pure profit!

Shen Qingshan, who was full of enthusiasm, was afraid that others would not hear him, so he turned up the volume of the horn.

"Mommy! I want to eat ice cream."

"Eat, eat a big piece! Is ten yuan enough?"

"Enough! Thank you Mama!"

……

The patrolling soldiers not far away couldn't stand it anymore and picked up the walkie-talkie.

"Call, at the entrance of the East District, there is a boy dragging a refrigerator and selling ice cream at a high price, seriously violating market rules, please notify the principal, and send relevant department personnel to come over and take him away."

Doubtful voices also came from the other end of the walkie-talkie.

"Old Yang, what you are riding on is a local turtle, right? Selling ice cream is a big deal, and you have to go to the relevant department. No matter how expensive an ice cream is, how much can he sell it for?"

"He sells ice cream that costs one yuan for 20 yuan, and he has a refrigerator for such ice cream."

"..."

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Huaguo Special Military University, at the entrance of the Eastern District.

A black-haired young man in cassock and carrying a sword in the stone looked at the tall and magnificent buildings in front of him, and couldn't help but be a little bit dumbfounded.

This big city is different, much better than the environment inside the temple.

Just as he was standing in the square looking at the library in a daze, suddenly a gust of fragrant wind hit...

When Cao Sheng looked up, he saw groups of young girls walking towards him.

Some of them are wearing dresses, some are wearing cheongsams, some are wearing black silk, and some are wearing jk...

The breeze blew, lifting their skirts, revealing the looming scenery inside.

Is this really something I can watch without paying?

Cao Sheng only felt that his nostrils were hot, and a warm current gushed out from his nose.

Fuck, nosebleed!

He quickly stabilized his mind, sat on the ground, put the wooden fish he carried with him on the ground and beat it, and began to recite Buddhist scriptures.

"Sariputra, form is not different from empty, empty is not different from form, form is empty, emptiness is form, and it is also the same when it is thought and recognized. Sariputra, it is the empty phase of all dharmas. ..."

The melodious Buddhist scriptures resounded in the empty square, stretching far and wide!

Seeing such a strange scene, the freshmen coming and going around gathered around and pointed at Cao Sheng.

"Hey! When did a monk come to our school?"

"Why is this monk so weird? Why doesn't he shave his head while wearing cassock? And it's fine. Why is he here chanting scriptures and paying homage to the Buddha?"

"You don't know that, do you? I've heard! Before our school was built, it was a mass grave. Many people died and were buried there. This eminent monk must have been invited by the school to save those ghosts. "

"Cut! We are all the successors of supernaturalism. I didn't expect that there are still people who believe in superstition."

……

After half an hour.

The crowd who had been watching and laughing fell silent, and looked at Cao Sheng solemnly, full of admiration.

And behind Cao Sheng, a Buddha statue appeared indistinctly.

That's... Great Day Tathagata!

This is his divine endowment, Sequence 037 [Golden Cicada]!

Looking at the colossal statue exuding divine brilliance, the hearts of the people around trembled slightly, and they actually had the idea of ​​worshiping it.

But listening to Cao Sheng's clear and pure Sanskrit voice, a girl in the crowd felt so sad that she couldn't help crying.

"Buddha, life is too hard! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

I was abandoned by my parents since I was a child, and it was not easy to go to high school when I grew up in an orphanage. I have a boyfriend, and we will go on forever in the future. I didn’t expect him to be a sea king. More than 20 girls..."

Hearing this, Cao Sheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, had a compassionate face, and slowly persuaded.

"Buddha said that there are eight sufferings in life, birth, old age, sickness, death, parting from love, long-term resentment, inability to ask, and inability to let go. In fact, it is not just you, all living beings are suffering, and no one can live easily and happily all the time."

The girl burst into tears, and asked sobbingly: "Then...Master, how can I get rid of it?"

Cao Sheng clasped his hands together, looking at his nose with his eyes, his mouth with his nose, and his heart with his mouth.

"Amitabha, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn your head and be right!"

"Master, I understand!" The girl's complexion gradually became clear, and she put her hands together and said firmly. "I want to become a monk!"

Not only the girls, but also many new students in the crowd decided to get rid of the sea of ​​suffering and take refuge in my Buddha after receiving Cao Sheng's guidance.

The soldiers patrolling not far away were stunned when they saw this scene.

This monk is here to engage in pyramid schemes!

He was so scared that he quickly turned on the walkie-talkie.

"Old Yang, tell the brothers to come over quickly, here comes another wonderful monk, who is chanting scriptures here in the square!"

"You idiot, haven't you seen a monk before? What's so strange about reciting scriptures in the square? Didn't you read the news a few days ago? The hosts of Shaolin Temple have already entered the real estate industry and started building buildings."

"I know, the main reason is that this monk is too fierce. After only half an hour of reading the scriptures, there are already several students who want to drop out of school and become monks, and they can't stop them."

"What! You go to stabilize the order first, and I will notify the principal immediately!"

"..."

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Huaguo Special Military University, dormitory building.

Wang Yang had just finished his meal and was about to go back to his dormitory to take a nap when he heard some students whispering in the corridor of the dormitory.

"Have you heard? There are two strange things coming to our school."

"Oh, what a wonderful method? Tell me quickly."

"There was a new student who was an unscrupulous profiteer. On the first day of school, he bought ice cream at the school gate. He bought it for one yuan and sold it for twenty."

"I rub it! So weird?"

"There's something even more weird! I heard that just now, there was a monk reading Buddhist scriptures in the square. What's even more outrageous is that many students followed the monk like a demon, clamoring to follow that monk to become a monk!"

"What! Is it true? I don't read much, so don't lie to me!"

"Of course it is true! If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it!"

Hearing this, Wang Yang was also completely shocked.

These two guys are really talented!

Just when Wang Yang wanted to continue listening, he saw those students in the corridor running away in a blink of an eye, still yelling.

"Hurry up! I heard that there is a little fat man at the entrance of the corridor on the first floor who catches people and gives away watches, and they are all big gold Rolex watches!"

fatty?

Send a watch?

How about giving him a gold Rolex watch?

Why do these words sound so familiar!

not……

Wang Yang followed those students and rushed from the corridor towards the corridor.

Soon, he saw a familiar fat man sitting at the door, with a large gift box in his hand, speaking an authentic Beijing accent and directing on the spot.

"Brothers, don't jump in line! Everyone has it!"

"These watches are all grown in my home. They have never been treated with pesticides. They are pure natural and pollution-free, green and healthy..."

"By the way! Everyone, don't think too much! I'm not the young master of a rich family. I'm just a child from an ordinary family. I want to make friends with everyone."

As soon as Zhuge Pangdun raised his head, he saw Wang Yang not far away, and his face instantly showed ecstasy.

In a hurry, he stuffed the watch to the bodyguard, came to Wang Yang, and said with a smile.

"Brother Yang! I knew you would come here too.

By the way, which dormitory are you in? I'm in 101, remember to play with me later!"

"..."

Hearing what Zhuge Pangdun said, Wang Yang glanced at the dormitory keychain in his hand, bowed his head and remained silent for a few seconds.

Zhuge Pangdun didn't see anything, he put his arms around Wang Yang's shoulders, and looked at the keychain in his hand.

"Dormitory 101... Fate! Brother Yang, we are actually roommates!"

Zhuge Pangdun was so happy that he almost jumped up, so he kissed Wang Yang.

Without asking Wang Yang if he was willing, he just took him and walked towards the entrance of the corridor.

"Brother Yang, don't be dazed, come here and help me publish!"

"Hurry up and finish posting, let's go back to the dormitory together. I haven't seen you in the past few months, so we shouldn't have a good exchange of feelings, by the way! Brother Yang, do you know how to make bed sheets..."

Wang Yang: "(＊?◇?)"

……

Auntie Suguan looked at the group of crazy boys in front of her, and dialed her elderly phone helplessly.

"Hello, I'm Wang Cuifang, the supervisor of the dormitory in Building No. [-]. I want to report a fat man at the entrance of our corridor. If you arrest someone here, you will be given a watch."

"Aunt Wang, don't you need to report such a small matter as sending a watch?" Han Zetao, the principal assistant, said casually.

"It's really not a big deal to give a watch, but what he gave was Green Water Ghost, Rolex, Patek Philippe, Cartier...

There are also many other big-brand watches, which I don’t know. Anyway, they are the ones that you can’t afford to work hard for a year.

Now many students from other floors have come to collect their watches. "

"..."

……