World Tibet Bureau

The shop owner said with a smile: "Young man, don't be afraid. I asked you to come back to help me. Who can stand it? Customers complained about opening a shop, ranting by teammates when playing games, and being bullied by the old man when I went home. Scolding... even a fool like you... a little guy can get engaged, and I'm almost forty and still single. You can't just watch your old brother stay single, can you?"

I:"……"

Seeing that I was silent, the shop owner frowned and said, "You are talking!"

I replied: "Brother, I have already said everything I can say, so don't make me say any more. If you talk too much, I will suffer."

The store owner rolled his eyes and asked, "What is a burden?"

I replied, "This is what Taoists like my grandfather said, and what monks say is retribution."

When the shop owner heard this, his expression was extremely strange, and his face was a little bad.

I said: "Brother, please open the door quickly, I really want to go back."

The shop owner's face suddenly darkened: "Young man, you said something out of nowhere just now, and then I lost my money immediately... You have to explain the matter clearly, otherwise how can I sleep?"

"Just send the incense burner away."

"How to deliver, what's in it, what should I pay attention to in the future? I can't just throw it in the trash can!"

"If I had known, I wouldn't have told you! My grandpa won't let you talk about it outside!"

"That's it...you help me deal with the matter, can I refund your 300 yuan for buying a mobile phone?"

"No, no, it's even worse if you take money."

"Then you don't charge money, and you are obliged to help!"

"Brother, please open the door."

The store owner saw that I disagreed with life and death, so he sat down on the chair, crossed his legs, lit a cigarette, took two deep breaths, and said rascally: "You can't leave today."

I asked, "Why?"

When I said this, I immediately covered my pockets tightly, looking very scared.

The store owner blew out two smoke rings: "You said, my glass cabinet was originally good, why did you come in the store today by yourself, and suddenly it fell down? I suspect that you came into the store to steal the mobile phone and knocked it down. out of my locker."

This is the real idiot!

Whenever he wants to be in his right mind and meet capable people, under normal circumstances, it is too late to respectfully invite them into the house, and he actually starts to threaten with his mouth.

I was shocked: "Boss, you can't frame a good person! I just bought this mobile phone from your store, and you even gave me a coupon."

The store owner laughed and slapped the armrest of the chair suddenly: "I bought it? Do you have a receipt or an invoice? In addition to stealing the mobile phone and breaking the counter, you also stole my voucher! Let me tell you, this piece of public space I am familiar with the door, and I can arrest you immediately with a phone call, at least three years to start, let Xiaohong in the village wait for you!"

I panicked and tried to open the door immediately, but couldn't.

The shop owner said: "Young man, don't waste your energy. Tell me all about the situation and tell me what to do. I will let you go today."

I said anxiously: "How can you do this!"

The shop owner snorted coldly, and replied: "I told you in a good voice, but you refused to agree, and forced me to do this. Hurry up, or I will really call the police. Who the hell is joking with you!"

After speaking, he started to fiddle with his mobile phone to make a call.

I tremblingly said: "Brother, please don't call... After I say it, you will let me go right away, okay?"

"If you say so earlier, it will be over!" The shop owner put away his mobile phone.

I pointed to the censer, swallowed, and said, "There is a blood man in that censer."

The store owner's face changed abruptly when he heard the words, and he jumped up from his chair suddenly: "What the hell?!"

I said, "If you don't believe me, take it down and see for yourself."

The shop owner looked at the incense burner with a look of horror on his face.

He walked over slowly, stretched out his hand by the incense burner, wanted to take it, but didn't dare to take it, turned his head and said, "Take it down and have a look!"

I had no choice but to walk over, took down the censer in front of the statue of the God of Wealth, fiddled with it a few times, pretended not to take it out, and opened my mouth to blow on the ashes that were full of censer.

The whole house was filled with ashes.

I coughed a few times, then turned to the shop owner and said, "Turn on the light."

The store owner ran to turn on the light.

At this moment, the bloody figure on the yellow paper had already been put in.

I was suddenly ecstatic in my heart.

Although I don't have the opportunity to observe the incense burner carefully at present, but judging from the heavy texture, my previous judgment is completely correct.Even if this is not the Xuande three-year incense burner, it is at least an antique.

After the light was turned on, I poured all the ashes in the incense burner on the ground.

Putting the censer beside him, he rubbed his hands in the ashes a few times, and pulled out the bloody, ashes-covered little paper figurine.

When the shop owner saw this, his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly retreated to the corner, staring at the little paper figurine with terrified eyes, and cursed: "Damn! What the hell is going on! Damn... "

I held the little paper figurine and stood up, frowning and asked, "Brother, where did your incense burner come from?"

The shop owner kept backing away: "Don't, don't, don't come here!"

I:"……"

Wait until it has shrunk to the point where there is no way to retreat.

This guy began to tremble and said: "Where did it come from?! It was passed down from my ancestors! My ancestors used to be high-ranking officials in the Ming Dynasty. Later, because of committing crimes, their homes were ransacked, and several sons of our ancestors fled. My ancestors One of them moved from Kyoto to Jinling, holding this incense burner and begging all the way to survive."

"My grandparents said that this incense burner was our family's rice bowl, and it was of commemorative significance, so I kept it forever. My father gave me money to open a shop last year, and found this thing from a corner of the house, saying that it should be used as an offering to the God of Wealth. When the hell is there a little blood man?! I basically pour out the ashes once every two months, and I didn’t notice it before!”

I said: "Brother, the location of your store is actually very good. From the point of view of Feng Shui, it is at the head of the whole street. If your store is booming, you will absorb all the wealth of other stores. Maybe someone is there Deliberately ruining your money, you should think about it carefully."

When the store owner heard this, his eyes were rolling.

After half an hour.

He slapped his thigh violently, and said angrily: "Fucking Hu Bajin! I opened the mobile phone store before you, no wonder you are so prosperous, and there are no birds at my door, dare you to use a sorcery on me!"

I asked, "Who?"

The shop owner said angrily: "That bastard who runs a mobile phone shop at the end of the street, you bastard! Last time I asked someone to trick him... Let's not talk about it! Young man, you also give me some tricks to make him The family is destroyed! I will pay you!"

I shook my head: "I really don't know how to do this... Brother, do you still want to deal with the little blood man? I really have to drive."