World Tibet Bureau

I, Fatty Xiao, discussed it on the sidelines.

Fatty Xiao asked in a low voice, "Who will go in?"

I replied: "The password is simple, I'll go in!"

Fatty Xiao thought for a while, handed me the package, and replied, "Okay! Be careful!"

I walked up to the two watchmen, who asked me to hand over my phone.

After I handed over my mobile phone, the watchman changed hands and threw my mobile phone into the nearby puddle.

"Plop", it sank.

I have a pain in the flesh.

If I knew it earlier, I would have bought a PHS.

A watchman took me up the hill.

After half an hour, we arrived at our destination.

There are two people in the host family, standing in the middle.

They uniformly wore festive Tang suits, big sunglasses, masks and felt hats.

The two cooks stood beside a cemetery, and there was an extremely fresh robbery hole on the cemetery soil. Their faces were all covered with black pot ashes, and only two eyes were left, flickering like two ghosts.

There were seven or eight of those diners.

Make-up, masked, plastered, all kinds of costumes are available.

under the moonlight.

The scene was very strange.

It's like attending a masked dance, or like a group of demons coming out of the mountain.

I don't know which of the two bosses is Brother Pei.

After seeing me coming, the owner on the left took a step forward, and said in a drake voice: "Everyone is here! Today we have a chance to have dinner together. The food is not bad, it's a meat pot!"

"Of course, saltiness depends on everyone's taste. If you like it, everyone will give two money to our chef. If you don't like it, don't make sarcastic remarks when you go out, otherwise we will lose face as the boss!"

This remark is both soft and hard, and the old club is gone.

Tomb robbery is also a lot of gossip.

The meat pot refers to the tomb with good treasures inside.

Dry pot refers to the tomb that has not been fished.

Leaky pots refer to tombs that have been raided by colleagues.

"Let's start cooking!"

The owner of the male duck voice ordered.

When the tomb robbers heard this, one of them, like a mouse, immediately got into the robbery hole.

Another grave robber laid out a large white felt cloth in front of the cemetery.

As for us purchasers, we all walked to a distance of about twenty meters from the cemetery and sat down.

The two hosts also sat far away on the other side.

This move is to prevent us from spying on the genre techniques of the tomb robbers.

Soon.

The tomb robbers began to keep taking things from it. The things were filled with soil and placed on the large white felt cloth.

They couldn't quite see what was on the felt, but I could.

Hand pillows made by the imperial court of the Ming Dynasty, Hetian mouth with jade, wax blowing snuff bottles, jade bracelets, palm porcelain jade stools...

Qing Yishui's objects from the mid-Ming period.

This is indeed a meat pot!

Although the thing is still muddy, judging from the faint luster under the moonlight, it is undoubtedly the real thing from the cemetery.

The value is hard to say.

The price of old things is determined by two factors, one is the appearance, and the other is the inheritance.

The appearance is too far away now, and there is mud in the things, so I can't see it clearly.

As for inheritance, this cemetery doesn't tell any stories or which celebrities are buried, so it doesn't make much sense to increase the value of antiques.

For example, if the same jade is in the mouth, the mouth of an ordinary corpse is worth the price of ancient jade, but if you say it is from the mouth of Lafayette, it is a sky-high price.

The tomb robber worked hard for almost half an hour, and a dozen things, with fresh mud, were all placed on the large white felt cloth.

At this time, the owner of the male duck's voice said: "The two chefs have worked hard, please smoke a cigarette and rest for a while."

Afterwards, the owner of the male duck voice gave a cigarette to each of the two tomb robbers.

With a cigarette in his mouth, the tomb robber walked to a distance and avoided it.

In this kind of game of eating shady goods, the tomb robbers do not participate in bargaining.

They also don't have to worry about getting their money's worth.

After the buyer takes a fancy to something, he will naturally give a corresponding price.

Those who have invitations are insiders, and the price will not be too outrageous.

After all, they will continue to participate in such rounds in the future.

Even if the offer is low, others will buy it at a higher price, and in the end the one with the higher price will get it.

After everyone finished eating the yin mat, the host will give the money and the rest to the tomb robber.

"Everyone, please be polite, my master will serve the first chopsticks first!" said the master with a male duck voice.

At this time, the owner who had been silent all this time surrounded the owner with the male duck voice, picking on the white felt.

After picking for a while, they chose the palm porcelain jade stool.

The owner, who had been silent for a while, walked towards us with a jade stool.

Holding the porcelain jade stool in his palm, he walked up to us, and waved around in front of us diners, saying that this was his reward as the owner, and everyone took a look.

But at this time, I suddenly discovered three emergencies!

First there was a slight grunt in the distance.

The grunt came from the two cooks who were resting under the tree.

But they still had cigarettes in their mouths, and the cigarette butts were not extinguished!

Secondly, when the owner showed us the palm porcelain jade stool, I smelled a strange fishy smell at the tip of my nose.

This fishy smell could easily be mistaken for the muddy smell of the underworld artifacts in the cemetery.

But my intuition from years of training tells me, this is not it!

I quickly held my breath.

With a squinting glance, I found that after smelling the smell of the porcelain jade stool in the palm, the eyes of these diners were confused, and they seemed to be in a daze!

In the end, the owner of the male duck voice, while we were all looking at the porcelain jade stool in the palm, he quickly replaced all the ghost objects on the white felt cloth.

The items that replaced the underworld implements all contained fresh mud!

The owner is cheating and cheating!

Confused the chef with smoke!

Fascinate the diners with the smelly palm porcelain jade stool!

Replace all the real ghost devices with fake fakes with mud!

At that time.

All diners will foolishly choose those fakes.

After all, with a distance of tens of meters, the diners had no idea what the original "dish" was!

Under the effect of the ecstasy drug, they will definitely regard the counterfeit as the real one, and pay money to the owner one after another.

After the owner received the money, when he finally gave the money to the cook, he received one million. Even if he only gave them one hundred thousand, the cook would be dizzy and would not raise any objections!The cooks are not professional appraisers, they don't have a clear judgment on the market value of the artifacts in the cemetery!

There is no regret after eating the yin mat.

When everyone woke up the next day, they had no idea what had happened.

Diners will only blame the darkness for blinding their eyes.

The cook will only complain about the boiling of the water pot or the blindness of the diners.

Such a big dumb loss, I can only swallow it by force.

My heart is secretly cold.

Brother Pei is shameless to the extreme!

Hosting the Yin Mat, he actually stewed eggs with double yolks and ate both ends!

At this moment, I suddenly noticed that there was a thin diner next to him, wearing a Pleasant Goat mask, but his eyes were extremely clear.

This person is not poisoned? !

While I was looking at him, he was looking at me.

Could this be Fatty Xiao's brother?

wrong!

This man has no Adam's apple.

Dress up as a man!

Moreover, her eyes, I seem to have known each other.

Taking a closer look at her figure, she found that she obviously wrapped herself tightly in a corset, and she was covered with a large waistcoat.

I understood immediately.

Interesting.

She is Lu Cenyin!

Not how awesome I think people are.

Rather, since my debut, I have come into contact with only a few women.

And the look in Lu Cenyin's eyes made a particularly deep impression on me.

Her younger sister Lu Xiaoxin's subordinate, Brother Pei, is cooking double yolk eggs here tonight.

Lu Cenyin ran over and pretended to be a diner.

What does this mean?

I made a quick calculation in my head.

The sisters are at odds with each other.

The enemy of the enemy is the friend.

Shouldn't be a problem.

With a score in my heart, I turned my head and stopped looking at her.

now.

The Palm Porcelain Yudeng has already completed a circle in front of everyone.

The owner of the male duck's voice stood on a high place and said, "Masters, the banquet is over!"

All the diners got up from the ground one after another when they heard the words, and walked towards the big white felt cloth.