World Tibet Bureau

I was picked up by the collar twice today.

The previous passive.

Take the initiative this time.

I pretended to break his hand in a hurry, and said incoherently: "What are you doing? Do you want to hit someone... Let go..."

In that state at that time, I was definitely a young man who was frightened by the greasy fat man's ferocious appearance.

It was very lively now, and the stall owners on the side gathered around to watch.

I turned to them for help.

But obviously, these people usually set up stalls here and know each other.

although.

They didn't see who smashed the fake porcelain vase at all.

"Young man, you smashed other people's things, so you can't make false accusations."

"We are all in business. If we were all like you, we would have gone to the northwest wind!"

"The Tang Sancai porcelain vase and the three-legged golden toad are all genuine products. It's such a pity that they were smashed like this!"

"You have to pay! Otherwise, call the police!"

"..."

I argued with tears: "Obviously he knocked the porcelain bottle off with his fingers. I really don't blame me. How could you do this?"

The greasy fat man became even angrier when he heard the words: "Shouldn't you be stubborn?! Today I will beat you up first, and then I will call the police and arrest you!"

After speaking, he wanted to punch me with his fist.

I pretended to be terrified, squatted on the ground, trembling all over.

At this time, the people next to him began to play nice, grabbed the greasy fat man's hand, and advised him not to beat him, and let him pay some money.

The greasy fat man let me go angrily, and said, "Tang Sancai Fushou figurines are five thousand three, and three-legged golden toads... count as one thousand and eight. You can make up a whole number, and let it be 7000 yuan, otherwise this matter will never end!"

Why doesn't he rob the bank?

Add up more than 100 things, dare to ask for [-].

I replied tremblingly: "I don't have that much money..."

"How many do you have?!" The greasy fat man exclaimed angrily.

I held out a finger: "One... one thousand."

When the greasy fat man heard the words, the joy flashed across his face, and he returned to his original state in an instant, pretending to be angry and shouting: "What did you say?!"

Afterwards, he picked up the bench next to him.

When I saw this, I quickly put my head in my hands and replied loudly: "You hit me! Even if you beat me to death, my mother only gave me 1000 yuan today! Why don't you call the police and pay me back when my mother comes?" you!"

The stall owners around stopped him again, and pretended to persuade him to forget it again. The kid looked shabby in clothes, and he might really have no money, so he used it as unlucky or lost money to do good deeds.

in fact.

The greasy fat man picked up the stool, nothing more than trying to deceive me, am I lying and have no money.

But when he heard that I asked my mother to come and accompany Qian, he would definitely let it go.

after all.

If he really reported to the police, whether it is his blackmail or my damage to property, the greasy fat man knows for sure.

The greasy fat man pretended to be aggrieved, scolded me for a long time, and asked me to pay and leave.

Trembling, I paid him 1000 yuan and left the stall.

After a few steps, I turned around and went back.

The greasy fat man was counting the money happily, and when he saw me coming back, his face changed: "What are you doing?! Do you still want to come here to find money?!"

I begged: "Brother, I went out to buy porcelain today, but the money is gone, and the porcelain is not bought. Can you give me the pieces of porcelain, so I can go back and explain to my mother. I beg you!"

The greasy fat man looked extremely irritable, and threw a plastic bag to me: "Take it away, get out of here quickly! What a damn hell!"

I put away the porcelain fragments and the holed three-legged golden toad, wiped my face, and left the market.

This trick is called "taking chestnuts from the fire".

What is important is to be steady, accurate and ruthless when throwing things.

The thing that was smashed, no one would have thought that it would be a leak.

In this market, almost 100% error-free.

However, with those three tricky methods of picking up leaks, if they fail to keep them in order, the sleeping pig will wake up.

Antiques are not playing with antiques, but playing with people.

I played with the greasy fat man.

Walking to a trash can, I took out the coin and threw away all the broken china.

I took the money and went to Dianshi. The first goal was "Sifangzhai".

This is a time-honored brand in Jinlingdian City. It is very reputable, and the quality of the appraisers is very high.

"Sir, may I ask whether you want to buy or give up?"

The counter boy in professional attire asked politely.

This is what is said professionally.

Unlike the group of idiots who are greasy and fat on the street, they buy and sell at every turn.

Buying antiques is not buying vegetables.

Antique is older than your great-grandfather, he hides yang energy in the yang world, and yin energy in the underworld. If you want to say please, you will show respect.And if it is to be sold, it is called cutting love.

For professional people, use professional language.

I said: "There is something you like in your pocket. I would like to ask you to give it a look. If it is suitable, I will give it a whole date."

In general antique shops, the counter clerk only knows some basic appreciation knowledge. If you really want to see treasures, you must invite the shopkeeper inside.

But in a century-old store like Sifangzhai, the tellers are very good, unless you encounter the world's most important thing, you don't need to ask the shopkeeper to come out.

Seeing my polite words, the teller didn't dare to neglect me, and immediately took out a white appraisal cloth, spread it on the counter, and made a gesture of please put the treasure.

I took out the coin and put it on the Jianbu.

Seeing this, the teller opened a wooden box next to it, which contained three artifacts: gloves, a magnifying glass, and a bright flashlight.

After the equipment was finished, he picked up the money and began to inspect it.

After a while, the teller put away the equipment and replied, "I'm sorry, I can't see it clearly, you can take it elsewhere."

The so-called inaccuracy is to say euphemistically that I am a fake.

I was immediately disappointed.

It's not that I'm disappointed that it wasn't exchanged for money, but that I'm disappointed with the entire antique market in Jinling.

I thought that when you first entered the rivers and lakes, you would have to be tempered by some beatings.

result……

The gambling market breaks the knife to cut the tofu.

Picking up leaks in the market is like a child's play.

There are flying eyes all over the store.

To apply the current sentence, I want to keep a low profile, but it is too embarrassing.

I made no excuses and went out.

At this moment, a person rushed in at the door.

This person didn't expect that I was coming out in front of me, and wanted to avoid it, but his foot accidentally stumbled on the steps, and the whole person screamed and rushed forward.

In front of it is a coffee table with a glass table, if it is knocked over at this speed, it will be disfigured even if it is not dead.

I reacted very quickly and reached out to pull.

result.

This person was in a panic, his center of gravity was unstable, and he grabbed me.

In order to prevent this person from being knocked down, I had no choice but to hug him violently and roll to the side.

There is a soft touch between the hands, and the fragrance hits the nose.

Looking up, I saw an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl who was pinned to the ground by me.

She blushed so much that she was about to bleed.

And my hands, because I pulled her back in desperation just now, seemed to have untied a piece of clothing inside...

The tulle dress is a little see through.

And my eyesight is really good...

In addition to embarrassment, I was also a little surprised.

This woman who was crushed by me turned out to be the beautiful boss of the stall.