Rebirth 2014: Warm Man's Life

"Shocked, there are such handsome guys in our school, why didn't I know!"

"Come and see the handsome guy @萌萌哒小仙女"

"Within 1 minute, I want all the information about this person, don't make it difficult for me!"

"The world is hard, handsome guys have to go to work, I hate that I am not a rich woman."

"If I were a rich woman, I would hire ten handsome men to be my male servants. You don't have to do anything, just be handsome."

"There are so few photos, can you post more? It's best to have photos of your abs, don't show too much, or you won't feel it."

"Upstairs, daba, don't be shy."

"It's a pity that the walls can't be colored, or I will use my pen to write tiger and wolf words."

"Female college students only have this hobby. They like to see handsome guys and wall walls. Next time, you'd better send them to me privately."

"Woooooo, after watching the handsome guy, I want to have three children."

"Have three more children? His children and I are crying. He is still working outside to make money and disregards his family. Let him kneel on the washboard tonight."

The first website m.9biquge.

"Handsome guy on p1, please report your family name. My roommate She Qinqin, who is 2012 in height and 171D in class of 36 from the School of Civil and Commercial Law, wants to be real to you."

"Handsome guy sells sausages, hey, [drool]"

"No, I want to eat sausage right now."

"When and where, it just depends on whether we destroy the handsome guy or not."

"Hey, isn't this our Minister Xu, why did we set up a stall to sell sausage @许圣杰."

"I've decided that I will only go to Sanfa Street when I leave school."

"This handsome boss really belongs to our school. Today, my boyfriend and I went to buy some grilled sausage from him. It's delicious, and I added the handsome guy's WeChat."

"Sell a grilled sausage, and the green prairie is all finished?"

"I just licked the screen, the handsome guy smells so good, what should I do if the screen is wet."

...

Xu Shengjie looked at these comments,

Heart is both sigh and helpless.

College life is good for a reason.

Also, a group of people really regard him as a welfare group, right?

Still want more photos, ?

Still licking at his picture?

Damn, it's so cold!

He has said that in this life, he will never eat soft rice or lick rich women.

Don't do anything awkward with his photo,

If you look good,

Better be realistic.

Xu Shengjie wouldn't mind if she wasn't a rich woman.

Xu Shengjie and their bedroom.

Xu Shengjie is not the only one who pays attention to this matter.

Xue Kai and the other three also watched.

Liu Cheng watched so many girls say some bullshit words on the Internet, which was completely different from what they looked like in reality.

Very sour.

"I wonder if this group of people are girls, why are they so perverted, they're almost the same as our boys." Liu Cheng couldn't help complaining.

Xue Kai said with a smile: "Normally, girls are lustful. In reality, you usually have to be a little more reserved when you meet each other. You don't have any scruples on the Internet, and your true nature is shown."

"You don't know, several girls I know, after getting acquainted with them, they drove to fly, and they know more technical postures than I do."

Xue Kai pursed his lips, as if reminiscing about the good old days.

Huang Pingping also said: "My little sisters are also very horny. Ever since they found out that Brother Jie is my roommate, they have pestered me to ask for WeChat several times."

Xue Kai looked at Xu Shengjie, and said with emotion: "Old Xu, this trick is amazing! By then, I don't know how many girls will take the initiative to go to your sausage stall, tsk tsk, it's so comfortable."

Liu Cheng's eyes lit up, there are many girls.

Does this mean that he has the opportunity to meet many girls?

Then he can help Xu Shengjie, not only can he learn some things about setting up a stall from Xu Shengjie, but he can also meet beautiful girls.

Best of both worlds!

Liu Cheng rubbed his hands, looked at Xu Shengjie, and reluctantly said: "Old Xu, I think you are quite tired to set up a stall by yourself, otherwise, I will go to Bangbang to help you when I have nothing to do in the future."

"We are good brothers and good roommates. You don't have to thank us. This is what we should do."

"If you really want to thank me, just provide me with three meals a day."

"No need, no need! We are all brothers!"

Liu Cheng moved himself and performed himself there.

He thought Xu Shengjie would cry and thank him.

Who would have thought that Xu Shengjie glanced at him, but did not move.

It's not what Liu Cheng thought at all. Xu Shengjie really wants to give him a lot, and I am very grateful for his appearance.

But the speed of speech was too fast, and the last sentence was spoken directly.

He also made a pushing motion in the air.

Disgraceful.

"Hahahaha!"

"ha ha aha!"

Xu Shengjie, Xue Kai, and Huang Pingping laughed out loud at Liu Cheng's stupidity.

Xue Kai even covered his stomach with one hand, and pointed at Liu Cheng with the other: "Chengzi, are you trying to kill me so that you can inherit my inheritance?"

"Liu Cheng, don't say that I know you in the future, you're so shameful." Huang Pingping lightly tightened his wrist, feeling somewhat disgusted.

Xu Shengjie suppressed his laughter and said tremblingly, "Chengzi, if you want to date a girl, just say so, don't put on airs, we all know the bottom line."

Liu Cheng's face darkened, it was too embarrassing.

"Then please Brother Xu, I don't want any three meals a day." Liu Cheng had something to do with Brother Xu, and nothing to do with Old Xu. Now when he begged Xu Shengjie, his attitude was naturally much humbler.

Xue Kai patted Liu Cheng on the back and said, "Niu, Cheng Zi, I really admire this ability to bend and stretch."

"roll!"

That's how the farce ended.

Xu Shengjie has an extra free labor force, which is not bad.

And seeing the free publicity on the wall is very effective, I am even happier,

College students are somewhat stupid.

I only know to complain about here and there on the campus wall all day long, or various Haidilao people, various self-introduction blind dates, and asking some questions...

What a waste of a great platform.

Just put a little fancy stuff on it, and put it up, isn't the publicity effect great?

It can be easily seen from Xu Shengjie's careful arrangement to scoop himself up.

The wall, is a good wall.

College students, kind of cute.

Xue Kai suddenly hooked Xu Shengjie's shoulder: "Look at the many girls on the wall who want to add you, do you have any ideas?"

Xu Shengjie was surprised and said: "I can have any thoughts, didn't you see my WeChat name? Shanfa University is the number one affectionate person. I don't have many advantages as a person, and only one is dedicated and affectionate."

"Fuck you." Xue Kai didn't believe it at all, and said, "Who are you fooling? Could it be that you, like me, have to change your ways?"

"Stop!" Xu Shengjie stopped and said, "I have never been a scumbag, nor have I been hung on the wall. We are different."

"Hehe." Xue Kai sneered, he really had nothing to refute.

If you want to blame it, blame it when you just entered the university, a group of senior sisters were too hungry, he accidentally made a mistake that a man would make.

"Old Xu, to be honest, I really didn't expect you to be so handsome. You usually look similar to me." Xue Kai hooked Xu Shengjie's shoulder and boasted to himself.

"Then do you have trouble sleeping at night?" Xu Shengjie asked.

Xue Kai shook his head: "Chengzi snores louder than a pig, I can fall asleep, how can I have insomnia."

"Then we are not the same way. It seems that you really don't recognize yourself, Old Xue." Xu Shengjie sighed and said slowly.

Then he got up slowly, walked to the mirror in the dormitory, looked at Xue Kai, and a melancholy temperament emerged spontaneously: "I suffer from insomnia every day."

"???" Xue Kai didn't quite understand Xu Shengjie's meaning, and comforted him: "It's okay, the big deal is to take some melatonin. If you want me to say insomnia, it means that you don't sleep too much during the day."

"No." Xu Shengjie shook his head, looked at the mirror, and sighed softly: "Yushu Linfeng is a beautiful young man, looking at the mirror alone and sleeping at night."

"Old Xue, let me say that we are not the same way, you don't suffer from insomnia, how can you be called a handsome guy?"

"Fuck you." Xue Kai scolded.

fuck.

Xue Kai resisted the urge to hit Xu Shengjie.

This kind of b, Xu Shengjie also pretends?

What's the point!

but.

Xue Kai thinks this sentence is quite good, and he can use it in the future.

From now on he will be Yushu Linfeng? Xue? Insomnia? Kai.