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456: You're afraid you're raising me like a pig

With the rigorous Weibo update, netizens immediately exploded! ! !

The comment area is even more lively.

"Oh my God!! Rigorousness is too good! He even...created a rap variety show!"

"Xiu'er! Brother Jin is awesome!!! I like rap shows, but there haven't been many excellent rap songs in recent years, and last year's hot dog was a little better."

"Hot dogs are indeed amazing, and the song "Nobody Wants to Sleep Tonight" is simply a masterpiece."

"Hey, no one wants to sleep tonight, get drunk with me!"

"Well, I would like to ask: Will people really watch such a program? It is actually held by Shanghai Satellite TV."

"It seems... that the current variety shows are really popular, and even Shanghai Satellite TV has come to join in the fun."

"Don't say anything, it's awesome and it's over."

"Even if I don't like rap songs, I must support the program created by Brother Jin."

……

Soon, the four words #巫歌计划# appeared on the hot search list.

and.

Liu Qingcang was also the first to get Zhang Zhiyuan to start contributing energy to this trending search.

The so-called energy injection.

Just to increase its heat.

There's no way, since the last time he used rigor to block the knife on Weibo, Liu Qingcang always felt bad in his heart.

As soon as Zhang Zhiyuan got the order, he also asked the operation department to carry out publicity immediately.

for a while.

#添听计划# The hot search for these four words directly squeezed into the top three, followed by another word [热门]! !

What is strength and what is heat.

Rigorously explained all of this clearly with one of his Weibo posts.

And just after Yan Jing posted on Weibo, he received a call from Liu Yuhui.

"Mr. Liu."

"Strictly speaking, the animation of "Dartman" has been fully produced. I want to discuss with you... When will it be more appropriate to start broadcasting it?"

Liu Yuhui expressed his thoughts.

After listening, after a moment of rigorous meditation, he said directly: "Mr. Liu, it's embarrassing for you to ask me such a question. I only care about creation. As for the operation, you can do it yourself."

"That's fine, but...you have to help us promote it." Liu Yuhui said with a sad face.

As soon as this word comes out.

Rigorousness is bad for the whole person.

Good guy.

Liu Yuhui is playing Gongdouju with himself! ! !

What time is this, and what kind of temptations are still here, it is really confusing.

So ever.

Taking a deep breath rigorously, he said in an indifferent tone: "Mr. Liu, I really don't understand what you mean by this. What should I help you promote? I'm just a little transparent now. What can I do to help you?" publicity.

Mr. Liu, still the same sentence: I am not that strict star, I can tell you clearly now, if you want to test me again, don't call me in the future, at worst, I will not return to your platform. can't you? "

As soon as this word comes out.

Liu Yuhui panicked immediately, and quickly said with an apologetic smile: "Then what, rigorous, look at you, your temper is still so irritable, don't say such things between us, it won't happen, really won't.

Okay, since you have already said that, then I must believe you [-]%! !In this way... two days are reserved for promotion, and three days later, our animation will officially start to go live. At that time... all the income will belong to you, advertising income, tipping income, etc. We don't want any of it. "

This has already been said before, and the strictness will not say anything like equal division in a stupid way.

Yan Jing has always felt that he is not a good person, even...he is not a promising person.

but.

Even if he wanted to be a bad guy, he had to be a good guy.

Yan Yan said: "Mr. Liu. It's still the same sentence: you have the final say on the operation. As for the cost, we will do what you said before. This is what we discussed. To be honest, we can't do it. Change.

After all, we were able to have a cooperation like "Dartman" at the beginning, which was based on the premise we discussed, right? "

"Yes, yes, yes!" Liu Yuhui quickly agreed, "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who likes to go back on my word, you can rest assured about that."

Strictly smiled: "Okay, Mr. Liu. I also believe that this little money is nothing to you."

"Hehe... You can't say that. According to my estimation, the anime "Bartman" can definitely bring you more than one billion in income, or even more." Liu Yuhui said very seriously. .

After listening to his words, Yan Jing was shocked immediately: "Mr. Liu, don't lie to me! Just such a little thing, can you earn one billion?"

"Look, you still don't believe me. I'm quite conservative when I say this. To be honest, it's not very profitable when the animation is broadcast. What really makes money is the peripherals in the future!!" Liu Yuhui said quickly.

Refuse to complete statistics.

As far as the current One Piece in Huaguo has only been updated for less than two years, the total value of their peripheral products has already exceeded tens of billions.

There are pirate fans in most countries around the world. After becoming famous, all peripheral products sell very quickly.

Once "Dartman" reaches this level, the data will definitely not be bad.

of course……

It is obviously impossible for "Bartman" to have the data of One Piece, but even if it is only one-tenth, it is still one billion! !

and so……

Liu Yuhui is really not exaggerating.

"Mr. Liu. Then I can live a carefree life by pointing to this animation." Yan Yan said with a smile.

"That's necessary! But... I think you still have to work hard. With such an anime alone, it's too little in terms of your talent. Let's at least set a small goal first: earn him 100 billion ?” Liu Yuhui said with a smile.

heard.

Rigorousness suddenly didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Good guy, I didn't expect Liu Yuhui to have such great ambitions. It's 100 billion at every turn, and it's just a small goal. You can't be angry.

Even Xiao Linzi would have to vomit blood immediately after hearing what he said.

After all, their small goal is only [-] million, but this guy directly doubled it by a hundred times.

After hanging up the phone.

Rigorously in a good mood, he took out his mobile phone and called Li Qingliu who was at home.

"Well, what's the matter?" Li Qingliu answered immediately.

The current Li Qingliu is already in a state of semi-retirement. She has discussed with Yang Jie a long time ago. If it is not for some important activities and scripts, she will not participate.

There is no way.

She is now considered a husband, and the next step is to teach her son.

Strictly smiled and said: "Qing Liu, the weather is fine today, I think you have nothing to do at home, come to the company?"

"Well, what's the matter?"

"Look at what you said, if it's okay, I can't see my baby?"

"Hee hee, okay, wait for me for half an hour!!"

Couples in love are always so brainless and exciting.

This……

tm is love.

While waiting for Li Qingliu to come, Yan Jin called Li Jing in.

"What's the matter?" Li Jing looked at the strictness in surprise, and asked with a blank face.

Strictly said: "Busy now?"

"No," Li Jing shook her head, "It's nothing serious today, it's just trivial things. If you want to have something, just say it."

Strictly smiled and said: "Well, you go and call Zhou Kun and ask him to buy some barbecue grills, oysters, and barbecue ingredients. I will take you out to make barbecue later."

"what?"

After listening to the serious words, Li Jing was startled and thought he was joking, "I've lost weight during this time, um, lost weight."

heard.

Strictly looked her up and down carefully, and immediately said: "How can a piece of firewood lose weight?"

"Really?" Li Jing asked bravely.

Grinning rigorously, he said, "Can I still lie to you about such a thing?"

"Okay... okay, then Zhou Kun and I will go together, the two of you will hurry up." Li Jing agreed.

After half an hour.

Li Qingliu came, and Li Jing and Zhou Kun had already prepared everything and came to the office together.

"Since everyone is here, let's not stay here, shall we go?" Yan Jing said.

Zhou Kun chuckled: "Jigmatic, how do you know I'm talented in barbecue?"

"You have a hammer." Yan Jing glanced at him, not used to him at all.

heard.

Zhou Kun immediately put on a serious face: "Hey, what are you talking about rigorously? There are two beauties here, can you save me a little face?"

"To save face for you, wouldn't I lose face?" Said rigorously.

As soon as this remark came out, Zhou Kun couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Precise, I can't find any reason or excuse to refute what you said. Why... I'm too tall. Does being handsome threaten your appearance?"

"Damn you, it's worse for you to say this than to kill me. You even compared your appearance to me. You are not insulting yourself, but bullying me!!" Yan Jing was so angry.

Zhou Kun's head was full of black lines.

What this guy said was really not human, it was simply disgusting.

A car and four people drove towards an open park on the outskirts of Modu.

In a park like this, as long as you can take all the garbage away, there are basically no restrictions.

As today's coolie, Zhou Kun in the driver's seat immediately realized: "Precise, I understand, you guys just treat me as a strong laborer, you don't want to drive, so you called me over, right?"

"Zhou Kun, look... have you become a lot smarter since you followed me?" Yan Jing expressed a gratified expression, "Sure enough, being with the right person can help you grow, thank you very much me!!"

"Thanks for the hammer, hey, I knew I was hit! You guy... you are not a good person!" Zhou Kunren was dumbfounded.

Li Qingliu in the back seat giggled: "Short oil. Zhou Kun, it's okay, you can eat a few more skewers when you roast later, so that you don't have to eat it, can you just do it?"

As soon as this word comes out.

Zhou Kun's heart skipped a beat.

"Good guy, it's fine if you let me drive the car, but you want me to cook?" Zhou Kun began to doubt life. The two people's singing and harmony are really interesting.

Looking at him rigorously and indifferently: "Why, do you think it's over if you let you drive? Then you must be roasted."

"Depend on!!!!"

Zhou Kun was extremely depressed at this moment.

These two people are shameless.

On the other hand, Li Jing watched the three of them talking and laughing very quietly.

Such an occasion made her somewhat embarrassed.

Arriving at the park, although Zhou Kun was upset, he still obediently helped carry things. There was no way, who made Zhou Kun like to eat?

After getting everything ready, Zhou Kun stared rigorously at Zhou Kun, who was sitting slumped on the grass and panting heavily: "What are you still doing in a daze, kid? Let's get started!"

"I can't do it anymore." Zhou Kun quickly waved his hand, "I'm so tired right now."

Yan Jing looked at him with contemptuous eyes: "Zhou Kun, are you still a man? You can't even do such a small job, you are too... useless, right?"

"Brother, you can't lose your conscience when you say this!"

If eyes could kill, Yan Jing would have been killed tens of thousands of times by Zhou Kun.

At this moment, he wants to die. If he had known earlier, he would not be so active for a barbecue. Wouldn't it be delicious if we spent hundreds of dollars to eat in a barbecue restaurant?

Why……

Why do you want to let yourself suffer such a crime?

ridiculous.

The truth is a bit ridiculous wow! ! !

At this moment, Li Qingliu on the side directly became interested: "Precise, how about... let me try?"

"Then what, I want to play too." Li Jing also echoed.

heard.

Looking at Zhou Kun rigorously, he said bitterly, "Look, look!!! These two women are much better than you!!! You are a big man...how can you be like this? It’s useless, you deserve it because you can’t get a wife! There’s a reason for this!!”

"Holy shit, being rigorous, let's just say...can you be a little bit more faceless in being a human being." Zhou Kun said with a straight face, "They didn't even move things, of course they have strength."

"There's no need to explain, you're hypocritical." Yan Jing didn't want to hear so much, so he just came to a conclusion.

Zhou Kun directly started cursing in his heart.

This is saying...

Is it still human?

It's just animal behavior.

Soon, Li Qingliu and Li Jing began to fool around with the middle wings and the little meat.

Soon.

A puff of thick smoke came out in an instant.

The two of them were coughing crazily, how could it be described as funny?

Seeing the two of them like this, Yan Jing couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Kun chuckled: "Precise, it seems...it can't do without me."

"Yes! We can't do it without you!" Yan Jin nodded quickly, "So...it has to be you! Zhou Kun, go quickly! Whether we can have barbecue today is really up to you!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Kun's heart began to beat violently again.

Good guy.

seemingly……

I got on the pirate ship again, this wave was impulsive, really impulsive.

"Is it alright if I'm wrong? I'm not pretending to be aggressive anymore, in fact... I can't either!" Zhou Kun said very seriously.

Yan Jing looked at him with weird eyes: "You can't?"

"Pfft!" Zhou Kun almost vomited blood. The sentence he said was so long, but only two words reached this guy's ears—no!

you say……

Are you angry?

"You can't do it, your whole family can't do it!! I'm afraid you don't know that before I became a paparazzi, my family opened a barbecue restaurant!! Let me tell you: don't bully the young and poor, don't bully the middle-aged and poor!!"

"Don't bully the old and the poor, it's safe to be buried in the ground, and the dead are the greatest?"

Strictly answer directly.

heard.

A series of black lines drew across Zhou Kun's head again.

Good guy, but no one can say such a thing! !

This guy……

It's simply not as good as a beast! !

"Okay, rigorous, you're ruthless, I admit defeat, can't I just admit defeat?" Zhou Kun stood up and patted the grass clippings on his buttocks, "You won! I found...your mouth is real It’s amazing, it’s impossible for ordinary people to speak up to you.”

Seeing him like this, Yan Jin yelled directly at Li Qingliu and Li Jing: "Come and rest, both of you, our Master Zhou is about to start playing!!"

Hearing what Yan Jing said, Zhou Kun felt a little better.

At least……

Called Master Zhou.

Whether it should be said or not, Zhou Kun is quite talented in grilling skewers.

Not long after, a smell of meat came to the nostrils. The fragrance was so strong that people couldn't help but smell it.

Soon, the surrounding passengers were also attracted.

When they saw Yan Jing and Li Qingliu, they were all surprised.

"It's Rigorous and Li Qingliu."

"That's right, it's the two of them! Ouch, I can meet big stars here!"

"Oh my god, Brother Jin!! Fuck...is it really Brother Jin?! May I ask if you are a real person?!"

"Damn it, I'm afraid I'm lucky today! You can meet rigorousness here!"

"Mommy too!! Unbelievable, really unbelievable!"

"Grass! What's going on!!"

……

Suddenly, dozens of people gathered around.

After seeing the rigor surrounded by big guys, Zhou Kun felt that the skewers in his hand were not fragrant in an instant.

This is so naughty...

The gap is too great.

Looking around everyone with strict eyes, he said with a smile, "Hello everyone, this is the wild, I hope you can calm down, so what... If you like to eat skewers, let's sit down and wait, our Master Zhou will serve you all."

heard.

Zhou Kun almost fainted.

Good guy.

I did the dirty work myself, and the result?

This kid suddenly said such a slightly sarcastic remark, isn't it bullying?

brute! !

It is simply a super big beast! ! !

And when the rest of the people listened to the rigorous words, they all sat down obediently.

Dozens of people sat in a row, not to mention the exciting scene.

"Well, it's a little embarrassing." Li Qingliu leaned close to Yan Jing's ear and whispered.

Strictly smiled: "As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed."

"Hmm! The embarrassing person is me!" Li Qingliu muttered.

next second.

A fan who looked like a college student came to Yan Jing and asked excitedly: "Brother Jin, how is the quality of the program "Hua Guozheng Rap"? Can you tell us a little in advance? Our fans still want to know very much."

"Very good!" Said rigorously and loudly.

The college student was taken aback: "Uh, brother Jin, can we be a little more specific?"

"This program is not a traditional amateur selection, but 45 rappers from Qingfeng Media and hot dogs from Tianxia Media to participate in the competition. There is only a mentor lineup, led by Wang Feng from Dynasty Media, plus Simba, Yutou, Pharaoh and other top villages in the rap industry." He explained rigorously and calmly.

After listening, the college student took a deep breath, stared at the strictness with wide eyes, and said excitedly: "Is there a hot dog and Wang Feng?"

"Yes." Nodding rigorously, he said lightly. "The proportion of the category of rap in our Chinese music scene has always been relatively poor, and our original intention for creating this program is also very simple, nothing more than to let more people understand rap.

I can't guarantee that my wish will come true now, but at least... the efforts that should be made must be done. "

heard.

The college student gave a thumbs up for his rigor: "Brother Jin, what you said is great!"

The rest of the people also spoke in agreement.

"This is the idol we are worth chasing after!"

"It makes sense, rap is actually quite good."

"Support Brother Jin, awesome!!"

"Rap should be promoted because... a lot of kids love this kind of music."

When Yan Jing heard what they said, there was a look of relief on his face.

Look……

This is the market for rap! !

After answering a question, the college student spoke again: "Well, brother Jin, I have a more personal question, I don't know if I can ask it."

"What?" Yan Jing looked at him curiously.

"When do you and Miss Li Qingliu plan to get married?" the college student asked cautiously.

As soon as these words came out, Li Qingliu's cheeks turned red in an instant, as if dripping blood, and she looked very pleasant.

Even the rigor of this question is ignorant.

Good guy.

What is this link?

As for this question...it's more than just a personal point, it's simply that you can't listen well without paying.

The college student also saw the embarrassment of rigor, and immediately said: "Then what, Brother Jin. If you feel embarrassed, you don't have to answer this question."

"It's not difficult, but I'm a little unprepared. Then what... I think you shouldn't ask me this question, but you should ask Qingliu." Such a strict chicken thief directly threw this difficult question to Li Qingliu, that's a skilled person, naturally.

heard.

Li Qingliu almost vomited blood: "Precise, you tricked me!!"

"No, how can this be said to be cheating you? I respect you!!" Strictly vowed, with a face of harmlessness to humans and animals.

Seeing what he said, Li Qingliu fainted immediately.

Good guy, is this still a human language?

simply……

It's a beast! ! !

"By the way, doesn't your conscience really hurt?" Li Qingliu asked, sniffling wildly.

"As long as I am shameless, my conscience will not be broken." What she said rigorously was a real thing.

Okay.

can only say……

In the end, Li Qingliu carried everything silently by himself, are you angry?

Coincidentally at this time, Yan Jing saw Li Qingliu's extremely expectant eyes again, and seemed a little at a loss.

"Um, then what, I have no objection, you can get married whenever you want!" Li Qingliu bit the bullet and said these words.

heard.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Precise, the girls have already spoken, and the rest is really up to you."

"That's right! Pick a date and arrange the wedding."

"This answer makes us really satisfied!"

"Okay, now that the question is on the side of rigor, let's wait for his answer."

"That's right!! Rigorous, now it's your turn to speak!"

……

Hearing the booing in his ears, Yan Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Actually, I can do it at any time, as the saying goes: since you love someone, you should naturally give them a home!

My family is short of a hostess right now. "

A rigorous answer can be described as extremely romantic.

Rao Li Qingliu couldn't help but feel like a deer bumping in her heart when she heard it.

What is reassuring love.

This is.

When a man can announce your existence outside, it is enough to show that this man... is true love.

after all.

As far as the excellent Neptune is concerned, it is impossible for them to do such a thing.

"Hee hee." Li Qingliu's face was filled with a bright smile, "Well, in fact, we have already discussed this matter in private, I am not ready yet——! When we really get the certificate in the future I’m married, and I’ll definitely tell you all as soon as possible.”

She is helping to maintain her image rigorously.

as predicted.

Hearing this sentence, the college student said excitedly: "I really hope to see that day sooner!"

"Then what, if you're done chatting, hurry up and eat!! The mutton skewers are almost mushy." Zhou Kun's voice sounded suddenly.

He is angry now.

Why! ! !

It's fine for me to suffer and suffer here, but in the end, this guy Yan Jing accidentally became the focus of attention.

This gap...

Simply not too big.

People will be directly pissed off! ! !

Yan Yan stood up: "Okay, everyone. Let's not talk about the unnecessary words today. When I have time later, I will host a live broadcast to talk about this matter with everyone. Let's eat first?"

For these people at the scene, today is definitely a rare good day.

It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, the most important thing is to see the rigor.

After sunset, Yan Jing and his party returned to the company.

On the road.

Zhou Kun looked sideways at the rigor around him, and said angrily: "Your little posture is really amazing, you have taken away all the benefits, and my special backhand is directly reduced to a robot, you say Are you angry?"

"Living in this world, the most important thing is to be content!! Zhou Kun, it's very good that you can take paid vacation."

Say this sentence with seriousness and sincerity.

heard.

Zhou Kun was taken aback for a moment: "Then don't I still want to thank you?"

"You're welcome." He said with a serious smile.

Zhou Kun directly turned on the Shuan q mode. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen such shameless people.

This guy's face can't be made of iron sheet.

Back at the company, Yan Jin and Li Qingliu drove home and stopped by the supermarket to buy some food.

It was the fat beef in golden soup that Li Qingliu named and wanted to eat.

"Qing Liu, you eat the most barbecue in the afternoon, and you can still eat it. I don't think you used to have a small appetite?" Back home, Yan Yan couldn't help but ask.

heard.

Li Qingliu blinked: "Isn't that the first time we got together? If I eat too much and you don't want me, what can I do?"

hiss.

Hearing this answer, Yan Jing couldn't help but gasp.

Good guy.

Is it...

Are all women like this?

It's really a little scary! !

"You girl, do you still need to pretend to be yourself in front of me? It doesn't exist, just wait, I'll do it now, and it will be ready soon." Yan Jing scratched her nose, turned and walked to the kitchen.

The dishes were ready quickly.

Three dishes and one soup, in addition to the beef in golden soup, there is also a braised pork ribs and mapo tofu.

It can be regarded as a meal.

Rigorous and not idle, he added a large bowl full of rice with his backhand and placed it in front of Li Qingliu.

"This……"

Looking at the bowl that was bigger than her own face, Li Qingliu directly declared that she was extremely shocked.

Good guy.

Who can stand this.

"Precise, I'm afraid you don't really think of me as a pig!" Li Qingliu asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Rigorous understatement: "Feeding pigs is more than yours, so you don't count."

"puff!"

Li Qingliu almost fainted. Although she said so, her body was relatively honest. Holding the bowl, she started to crazily put rice into her mouth, and the speed was so fast.

no way.

That's it for the next meal.

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