Huaguo, the capital city.

"Let's Take Off, Sister" talent show variety show live broadcast.

"No. 125, I'm calling you, it's time for you to play, are you deaf?"

The director yelled at Zhe Wu with a walkie-talkie in his hand, without paying attention to Zhe Wu at all.

The trainees who were sitting in the backstage and having finished their performance couldn't hide their mocking eyes.

"Dressing like this and daring to participate in the draft, I really laughed out loud."

"No, the whole body is so poor, she thought it was cosplay?"

"If you can advance like this, I will screw off my head and kick it for you."

The contestants whispered and didn't take Zhewu seriously.

Zhe Wu acted as if he had never heard of it, with a face full of self-confidence that Master Ben didn't understand like you.

Xiao Sha chatted about the hem of the Taoist robe, nodded repeatedly: "Understood, here we come."

She walked quickly to the center of the stage, and a beam of lights chased her.

The mist from the dry ice lingered under her feet, making her look more "immortal".

She glanced at the audience: "Hello judges and teachers, I am the last contestant today, number 125 Zhewu."

When the three judges in the audience saw the outfit of contestant No. 125, their pupils were shocked.

Qin Wanyi, a talented and charming actress, has already said, "No. 125, have you gone to the wrong place? This is the live broadcast of the talent show, not the backyard of your Taoist temple."

Zhe Wu's eyes are firm, and his voice is loud: "Mr. Judge, I am here to participate in the draft."

The corners of Qin Wanyi's mouth curled up with a smile, "Oh, then what are you going to perform?"

Zhe Wu: "My performance is to do a blessing dojo for the judges on the spot. I can look at the face, calculate the most urgent wish of the judges and teachers, and help you realize it."

The audience booed.

Sitting in the middle is the top actor Shen Shiyan with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and a pair of thin gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. Under the light of the studio hall, the lenses glow with azure blue light, giving him a sense of abstinence for no reason. When he is not talking It is the desire of abstinence.

He looked at the girl on the stage and saw that the girl was wearing a Taoist robe, which set her off even more dusty. He didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.

Qin Wanyi smiled and said with great interest, "Oh, since that's the case, tell me, what do I want most now?"

Zhe Wu looked Qin Wanyi up and down, and said, "Son, a fat son."

The audience roared with laughter.

Qin Wanyi blushed and suppressed a smile, "What are you going to do? This is a live broadcast!"

Zhewu: "I'll do a dojo begging for you on the spot."

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

[The trainees roll me up hard according to this standard]

[You vote, I vote, the magic stick will debut soon]

【You don't vote, I don't vote, when will the magic stick come out?】

The barrage frantically brushed up.

At this time, in the live broadcast.

The blush on Qin Wanyi's cheeks faded away, and she returned to her old style.

"That's good, I want to see how you pretend to be a ghost."

Xu Kun, the music instructor next to him: "Please start your performance."

When the accompaniment music sounded, Zhe Wu in the center of the stage had an extra Taoist instrument in his hand to trigger the chime.

As the blessing music sounded, she shook the magic weapon in her hand, chanted ancient and mysterious scriptures, stepped on the stage, twirled and jumped with her eyes closed.

Her expression was extremely pious, and the eyes of the audience were all attracted by her, immersed in the ancient and mysterious singing.

After a while, the music stopped, Zhewu stopped walking, put away the magic weapon, and looked at Qin Wanyi.

Zhewu: "Okay!"

Qin Wanyi: "That's it?"

Zhe Wu: "That's it, go back and wait for the news, there will be a pregnancy within a few days."

There were bursts of laughter at the scene, and the audience was amused by her serious nonsense.

Qin Wanyi's smile trembled wildly, and she covered her mouth lightly with her onion-like fingers: "You...you're not kidding me, are you? "

At this time, the barrage on the live broadcast platform swiped the screen again.

[This is not a draft contestant, this is clearly Guanyin, can you cure my husband's infertility?]

[The last time I saw such an interesting program, it became the last time in a blink of an eye]

Xu Kun also felt that this girl was just here to be funny, and he didn't know how she passed the PD interview.

Xu Kun: "Since you can figure it out and figure out that Sister Yi wants a son, then what do I want most?"

After a while, Zhe Wu blinked his bright eyes: "Do you... want to become a top player in the entertainment industry?"

Xu Kun: "Isn't this nonsense, in the entertainment industry, who doesn't want to be top class."

Zhewu: "You...you are different, you don't have that life."

Xu Kun's face was embarrassed, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"It's good to say that there is no such fate, and it directly puts Xu Kun on the pillar of shame."

Shen Shiyan leaned lazily on the back of the chair, the corner of his mouth curved slightly.

Xu Kun was not annoyed, and asked without shame: "The next question is for Shi Yan's fans. My god, let's see when our brother Shi Yan will have a girlfriend? When will we have a little Shi Yan?"

Zhewu's sight and Shen Shiyan's indifferent eyes meet in the air.

Zhewu: "Girlfriend, I don't know, but, child, I already have one. As far as I know, he is four years old this year, and he is a boy."

what?

Not only was there an uproar in the arena.

The bullet screen is also full of variety, and "experimental" fans are wailing everywhere.

[Is the experimental brother secretly married? He actually has a son, crying and chirping]

[Impossible, the experimental brother's schedule is in full swing, how can he have time to give birth to cubs]

The barrage quickly split into two camps, letting her advance and throwing her out, fighting each other.

Shen Shiyan's brows and eyes were indifferent. This person's way of live broadcasting to ask for a child is ridiculous enough. He even made up that he has a four-year-old son. I am afraid that he has some serious illness, or he escaped from a mental hospital.

Shen Shiyan glanced at her indifferently: "I've let you down, I'm not married yet, I don't even have a girlfriend, let alone have children, and I'm legally responsible for spreading rumors, don't you know?"

Zhe Wu didn't speak, his eyes were full of wind and clouds.

Watching her show time come to an end.

The director glanced at Zhe Wu's total number of votes from the outside audience, which was once far ahead.

But after she spread the rumor that Shen Shiyan had a son, fans quickly voted against it, and the two forces were anxious.

Here, the three judges have already shown Zhewu's score, and there is no suspense for F grade.

&nb, b, c, d, f five levels.

There is basically no possibility of advancing to class f. The director finally looked at the number of votes outside the venue, and the number of negative votes has already occupied a high position.

Soon the host announced: "Unfortunately, contestant No. 125 did not enter the next round of pk."

Zhewu didn't have any special reaction when he heard that he was eliminated, his eyes stayed on Shen Shiyan for a moment, and then he walked off the stage neatly.

Instead, there was wailing on the barrage, and fans who liked Zhewu begged the show crew to keep her.

"stop."

Just as Zhe Wu walked to the corner of the backstage, a soft voice came from behind him.

She turned around, and a few girls walked towards her, the leader was a scum girl with big waves, chic and beautiful.

Zhewu recognized that this person was also a trainee who participated in the draft together.

"Big Wave": "Are you the magic stick who pretends to be a ghost? You are the one who spread rumors that Brother Zhiyan has a son?"

Zhewu: "It's ridiculous, I don't dare to be a magic stick, but I just know some skills in divination and exorcising evil spirits. What's the matter? Is there any evil in Yuanzhu's house to exorcise?"

Da Bo: "You...you have evil in your family to drive away?"

Zhe Wu's eyes are bright, and his face is full of sincerity: "I see that the Yintang of Yuanzhu is black, and there is a black air around the top of his head. There may be a bloody disaster. You must be careful and low-key in your actions in the near future."

The girl next to him had already sneered and said in a hurry.

"Chu Yun, she told you to keep a low profile because she said you had a bloody disaster."

Chu Yun's almond-shaped eyes widened and she was furious: "Smelly Taoist priest, you are the only one suffering from blood and light, I will tell you to talk nonsense!"

Chu Yun suddenly ran away, raising her hand to beat Zhewu.

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