Women disguise themselves as men and enter the men's bedroom to be the pet of the villains

Chapter 73 Attacking the Villain?No, I have to be the BOSS myself

Jing Yunkui could not restrain his excitement.

And Gu Lan couldn't restrain herself——

Gu Lan Jing Yunkui pinched her chin, obviously in an ambiguous gesture, but she raised her hand to touch Jing Yunkui's forehead, and said involuntarily.

"I feel that you are getting sicker. What is a prisoner? Prisoner of Azkaban (one of the Harry Potter series)? You want to lock me up with a wizard? Is there still There are wizards and Muggles?"

Gu Lan's eyes sparkled with curiosity and excitement.

She is really curious.

Roommates are just like Doraemon, it's so exciting, you can have different feelings every day!

Jing Yunkui: ...

He actually wanted to communicate normally with Gu Lan?

Jing Yunkui let go of his hand, couldn't help but sighed softly, "Forget it..."

Gu Lan shook her head seriously, "I can't forget it!"

Jing Yunkui looked sideways at Gu Lan, he took off the gloves on his hands and was about to throw them away, but Gu Lan was holding on to the window, as if trying to get in, and at the same time said seriously.

"Split personality shouldn't be a disease, it's just one person pretending to have two personalities. But if these two personalities are both mentally ill, I suggest you go and treat them."

Jing Yunkui stopped taking off his gloves, and he looked at Gu Lan with a tangled gaze that couldn't conceal his surprise and smile, and after a while, he said pertinently.

"I think Hua Yin's idea of ​​using your brain for research is reasonable."

Gu Lan felt very happy hearing this, she couldn't help touching her head with gentle and affectionate movements like caressing.

"If you say that, I'm relieved."

"Actually, I'm quite worried. After all, people like me can still run on the ground after death. In the known field, there are living dead who resurrect their bodies, zombies, and zombies."

"Even if my body stinks, I don't want to be a zombie. Do you know why not?"

Jing Yunkui didn't expect that there would be an interactive session. Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't answer at all, but at this time he somehow found it interesting that this guy was alive and kicking even though he was dead.

Moreover, he seems to have extraordinary patience with Gu Lan.

So Jing Yunkui put on new gloves on himself slowly, and at the same time asked Gu Lan in a gentle voice like teasing a child.

"why?"

Gu Lan patted her head and smiled proudly, "Because zombies have no brains! You and Jing Yunkui are sure that I have brains, so I must not be a zombie. Hahaha!"

Jing Yunkui felt that the joke was a little cold, he stared at Gu Lan for a while, and sighed softly.

"It's stupid to be smart."

"By the way, why were you eavesdropping outside the car just now?"

Jing Yunkui asked this question just to change the subject, otherwise he wanted to laugh, but Gu Lan said that she really didn't want to eavesdrop, it's just that Jing Yunkui's split personality was too involved and he didn't see her.

On this point, the convenience store father and son who were dragged down by her talking nonsense may be able to testify.

At this moment, Gu Lan remembered the father and son who had been dragged down by her. When she turned her head to look at them, the salesman fell to the ground foaming at the mouth in fright.

The store manager was paralyzed and his hands were shaking, "You...cannibal... Zombies cannibalize people! You ate the driver! Help...help! Help! Ah——!"

The warm and harmonious scene where Gu Lan pokes her head in and talks to Jing Yunkui is like a large-scale horror movie scene in the eyes of the convenience store father and son!

Imagine, a ghost, poking its head into the driver's seat of a car—

Gu Lan understands the misunderstanding, but she doesn't bother to deal with it, as long as the other party doesn't get scared to death, that's fine.

After all, if you are scared to death, there is no way to continue to be scared.

Gu Lan tried to drag the father and son to Jing Yunkui's car. Jing Yunkui frowned as he looked at the traces of yellow and transparent liquid left on the ground after being dragged.

As a clean freak, he can't accept this kind of thing at all.

He didn't even dare to take a deep breath, feeling that the strange smell in the air could kill him.

Jing Yunkui closed the car window, and said hurriedly to Gu Lan who opened the passenger door, "Don't let him in. I'll give you the address, and you can find the hospital by yourself."

After speaking, Jing Yunkui threw a business card to Gu Lan.

Gu Lan was very hurt in her heart, "If people see this kind of thing, they will call the police, right?"

"That's not going to work."

Jing Yunkui frowned, "Then go grab a car."

Gu Lan refused, "I am a good citizen."

Jing Yunkui looked at the half-dead man in Gu Lan's hands, and didn't ask whether Gu Lan's words made any sense. He just said, "You figure it out yourself, I'll go first."

Gu Lan asked seriously.

"where are you going?"

Jing Yunkui replied, "Washing the car..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Lan took the salesman with wet and yellow stinky trousers and threw him on the back seat of the car at a speed that Jing Yunkui didn't even have time to stop.

Jing Yunkui was about to go crazy, his face immediately darkened, he opened the door and got out of the car.

This is the effect Gu Lan wanted.

There was a sweet smile on the corner of Gu Lan's upturned lips, and she tried to show a happy expression on her stiff face, "Since you are ready to wash the car, let's wash it after delivering it."

Gu Lan was not afraid of Jing Yunkui hitting her at all, anyway, she was not afraid of pain or death, so she threw the convenience store owner into the back of the car and opened the driver's door.

"It's better now. You get out of the car. I'll drive to the hospital to take them there. Then I'll wash the car and pick you up again. Isn't it beautiful?"

"Don't thank me, my name is Huo Lei Feng."

Jing Yunkui: ...!

Jing Yunkui's hands were tightly clenched into fists by his side, his face was gloomy, but he didn't have any urge to go back to his car.

It was too stinky for him to take it.

He absolutely must disinfect this car three times, wash it at least four times, and then destroy it.

So Gu Lan drove away. Jing Yunkui stood there with a gloomy face. After the back of the car disappeared, he stood on the side of the road and directly pulled a driver who was parked on the side of the road to make a phone call out of the car window. .

The driver was stunned, but when he saw the hospital gown on Jing Yunkui, he cursed angrily.

"You escaped from a mental hospital?!"

Jing Yunkui frowned with a cold face, took out the spray from his pocket, opened the door with gloved hands, picked up the disinfectant spray and sprayed it on the inside of the car.

The driver became even more angry, "You! What are you doing! This is my car! I want to call the police—"

Jing Yunkui turned his head and sprayed the driver's face. At the same time, he took out a handful of money in a transparent bag from his pocket and threw the money to the man.

"Here are the euros, and you spend them on two new cars."

The driver was stunned by the surprise. He looked at the money, then at Jing Yunkui, and couldn't help but say, "So it's a rich patient. This...isn't that embarrassing."

As he spoke, the driver quickly put the money into his pocket.

His second-hand car is worthless at all, only 2 yuan, and the money the other party gave him can be used to pay the down payment for the house.

The driver looked at Jing Yunkui's busy figure, his conscience ached, and he felt that it was too hard for the benefactor to work so hard, so he asked considerately.

"Where are you going? I can take you off."

Jing Yunkui said coldly, "No need, I live in the No. [-] General Hospital on the outskirts of the city."

After speaking, after Jing Yunkui checked the car again, he found that he still couldn't stand this kind of car, so he should walk to the hospital!

Jing Yunkui thought, he didn't want the car, and left directly.

The driver looked at Jing Yunkui's back and quietly looked at the money in his arms, wanting to kowtow to Jing Yunkui.

"God of Wealth! This is God of Wealth! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket at one o'clock today! If I have a chance, I'll go to the hospital to thank this patient..."

"Forget it, if he regrets it and wants to get the money back, it won't be good. I'd better avoid his hospital."

Thinking about it, the driver took out his mobile phone and searched for the location of the hospital where Jing Yunkui was. After entering it, he was dumbfounded.

"The No. [-] Psychiatric Hospital on the outskirts of the city... closed down a long time ago! It's haunted!"

The driver suddenly felt a gust of wind, "I can't be...Damn it...Ah!"

the other side.

Gu Lan drove the car, humming a song, navigating the location of the Second General Hospital with a business card, feeling very happy, "Is this what it feels like to have a car? I have driven it before, but I have never had a car of my own."

"I still have money left... to buy a car?"

"Forget it, if you don't bring something with you when you die, if I die, won't my car be cheaper for others? No, no, no."

Gu Lan thought about it seriously. When passing by a milk tea shop, she got out of the car and bought ten cups of milk tea for the passenger seat. She was in a good mood.

"I finally realized the freedom of milk tea after death."

"I originally said that when I have money, I will buy ten cups of milk tea, drink one cup, and let the remaining nine cups watch."

Gu Lan was in a very good mood, but the convenience store owner, who was still in a coma in the back seat of the car, was already so frightened that his legs and feet cramped.

Ask, how does it feel for a ghost to drink milk tea and sing in front of me?

Answer, the person was frightened crazy and was on his way to a mental hospital.

Gu Lan felt that it was not a trivial matter for her to enter a mental hospital, maybe she fell from the big hole of Huayin's dream into the big hole of Jing Yunkui's dream.

The weaning system has not appeared for a long time, and it is estimated that there is no milk to drink and thirsty to death.

Of course, it is more likely that after entering Yan Xiao's dream, the system went down because Yan Xiao said something that could not be said, and the system has stopped talking now, but has learned to observe secretly.

But according to what the system said before, the danger level of wearing a book from low to high is DCBAS, as well as SS and SSS.

Yan Xiao's kind of god, thunder, and monsters, where people enter the normal situation and die in seconds, are S-level.

And Jing Yunkui's is A grade.

That Huayin's dream should not be A-level, after all, there are no abnormally aggressive monsters that have appeared here yet.

If we talk about mutations, then she and Hua Yin are the ones who have mutated.

Then Hua Yin and she can both become BOSS...

Gu Lan thought divergently, thinking of this, Gu Lan suddenly became excited!

She couldn't help laughing, "It makes sense, now that Hua Yin isn't here, I'm the best in this place... Can I also become everyone's nightmare?"

To be reasonable, she is the only one in the dormitory who has no dreams.

This made her quite embarrassed.

She also thought about whether this dormitory was her dream, so she was able to enter other people's different dreams, but there was obviously insufficient evidence for this idea.

Other people in their dreams are either big bosses, rich second generations, gods or immortals, and in his dreams, Huayin can even decide and change everything that other people have lived, and bring people to death. world.

And the dormitory where she lives is completely out of her control.

To put it bluntly, she is called a villain slapping the face, but to put it bluntly, she is a cannon fodder for a counterattack.The counterattack has not yet been completed, and the world is still controlled by the hero and heroine of the original book.

Gu Lan used her brain to try to become a BOSS.

Now, the time and place are favorable, people are in harmony, and ghosts are also in harmony. It is simply the best time to provoke trouble.

She can go to the mental hospital after picking things out, because if there is another dream there, people here should not be able to find her.

Gu Lan is an activist.

When she is alive, she can do whatever she wants, let alone when everyone is dead. Even death can't stop her imagination and wildness, so she has nothing to be afraid of.

Gu Lan stopped the car on the side of the road, picked up her mobile phone and searched for incidents of people who died unjustly, suicide incidents, and other bad unresolved incidents.

The owner of the convenience store quietly looked at Gu Lan, and found that the female ghost was surfing the Internet, with a terrifying smile on his face from time to time, his eyes rolled and he passed out again.

Still dizzy, more at ease.

Gu Lan didn't know if she didn't search, she was startled when she searched.

Although this world is almost exactly the same as the world she used to live in, it is just like what she and Hua Yin said, it is a place where nightmares gather.

It seems that the nightmares of countless people have overlapped into such a city. During the search, there are so many crimes here that there are children, women, and old people...

A baby girl who was abandoned in the sewer at birth.

Make more than a dozen girlfriends, and abandon the scumbag who forced them to abort after they became pregnant.

The university that allows girls to exchange their bodies for graduation is called a beast.

He struggled for his children all his life, and even handed over his pension to his son, but after being paralyzed, no one took care of the old man who starved to death at home.

Etc., etc.

Gu Lan stared at the news for a long time, picked up the mobile phone, took the shop owner's mobile phone, and called the police again.

She reported a certain color transaction chain found from the shop owner.

After reporting, she hung up the phone.

Her voice was recorded, but it was impossible to find out who she was, but that night, another big news broke out in the country, a sex trading gang was smashed.

The police played Gu Lan's voice, hoping that the informant could appear.

Everyone suspects that the whistleblower has a secret identity, and they can only report quietly because they are afraid of their identity being exposed, but the police are willing to provide protection and rewards for the whistleblower.

It's just that this mysterious hero still hasn't appeared.

While people were discussing, a haggard girl in Liang Yuhan's home listened to the voice on the news, and shed tears uncontrollably.

She held the phone tightly with her hands, her eyes were red, and she was staring at the screen as if she wanted to see a big hole in the screen, "Gu Lan..."

Liang Yuhan's voice choked up.

She is familiar with this voice!

It was the voice of the person who saved her in the village!Moreover, it was Gu Lan's voice!

It's Gu Lan...

Gu Lan is definitely still alive... definitely still alive...

"Gu Lan, Gu Lan... Where are you, Gu Lan..."

In Duan Yimeng's home, Duan Yimeng's adoptive parents also heard this familiar voice that could almost be engraved into their bones. They looked at Duan Yimeng's closed door with fearful eyes.

Duan Yimeng's stepmother patted her chest, she didn't even dare to yell at home like before, she said in a low voice.

"I didn't expect that the one who helped Duan Yimeng might be a spy or an informant... I didn't expect Duan Yimeng to know such a person... Fortunately, we didn't mess with Duan Yimeng..."

In Duan Yimeng's house, the boy stared at the phone closely, listening to the voice in the phone over and over again, his expression was serious and lonely.

"It's really Gu Lan... Why doesn't Gu Lan appear anymore?"

"Can the dead be resurrected? If it's true..."

Behind Duan Yimeng who couldn't see, Hua Yin looked at him with his head down, his long hair fell on Hua Yin's shoulders, his pale face and red lips were still beautiful, but he looked a lot haggard than other times.

He looked at Duan Yimeng with complicated emotions.

Hua Yin's voice could not be heard for a while, and Hua Yin only said it for himself.

"Originally, you are also one of the candidates who can become Huayin. I came here to ask you if you want to accept my conditions. However, it seems that it is unnecessary."

"He who has suffered all the misfortunes can take over this sad title."

"And you are no longer unfortunate. In just one day, there are many less unfortunate people in this city."

And there is one more... happy Gu Lan.

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