Entertainment detective

398. "Guest Officials Can't"

Yes.

That's right.

The song Zhang Chi composed for "A Little Chongchong" is "Impossible Guest Officer".

This is a song that was a little famous in the previous life.

The reason for creating such a song for him is very simple.

First, it's cheap enough.

Second, style fit.

To put it bluntly, a game anchor like "A Little Bug" is just an Internet celebrity even if he has recently become famous.

Writing songs for her is too deep, not only meaningless, but will give people a feeling of being out of place.

The most suitable one is undoubtedly this kind of saliva-like internet song.

and so.

There is this song "I Can't Be a Guest Officer".

At this moment.

As a specially made audio file was opened, cheerful prelude music sounded immediately.

"I'm singing ahead of time now, so I'm a little nervous. The microphone is not very good. I don't have a million sound card. At least it can't compare with some music anchors. So if I sing badly later, you can bear it." The moment the prelude sounded, "a little bug" pursed his lips and made a joke.

In fact, it can be regarded as relieving yourself of stress.

After all, this is different from her usual yelling and nonsense when playing games.

Even if it's just to live up to Zhang Chi's creation this time, she has to cheer up and take it seriously.

And she also longs to have a song of her own.

Hu Kan's poems before, although the main purpose is to be funny and to enhance the atmosphere, but there is some sincerity in it.

In the live broadcast room, because of the words "a little bug", it immediately became lively.

"Some music anchors, cats who love to sing: you can just call my name."

"Without a million sound cards, this wave of ridicule is full."

"This is the first time I heard Xiao Chongchong say that she was nervous."

"Am I the only one who thinks that the title of this song is a bit strange?"

"Guest officer can't, come, little lady, have a drink with me!"

"Guest officer, you can't, you call, even if you yell and break your throat, no one will come."

"No, the picture is too strong."

"..."

These bullet screens were disturbing, but "a little bug" was no longer visible.

Because she was closing her eyes and brewing emotions.

After the emotions were well brewed and the prelude music arrived, the sweet and nervous singing of "A Little Bug" immediately rang out.

"Guest can't

you are getting closer

where are your eyes looking

still pretending to be so calm

guest officer can't

I blame my beauty

Temperament and so sentimental

Be careful I'm really angry"

Although a little nervous, "A Little Bug" did a good job in this section.

Zhang Chi didn't see it, if he saw it, he would definitely nod slightly.

Being able to perform at this level in live is already considered acceptable.

It was precisely because she played well that some people were upset and their faces turned dark.

That's right, this person is none other than the "singing cat" who just organized fans to play the rhythm in the live broadcast room.

After listening to the singing of "A Little Bug", her eyes shone with resentment.

As long as they sing, it doesn't matter whether they sing well or not, who doesn't have a heart for original songs.

But it's a pity that she, the "singing cat", doesn't know any competent composers.

So at this moment, she is not only resentful, but also full of jealousy.

At the same time, in the "K Emperor" live broadcast room, another protagonist who stirred up the popularity of this incident, after listening to this main song, couldn't help but let out a "fuck".

He said: "Brothers, Xiao Chongchong's song is okay, it has a strong sense of rhythm, and it's very nice!"

"No, I must download it and listen to it as soon as it is released."

"And Xiao Chongchong sang this song, which actually made me feel like a little loli was being bullied."

His words immediately caused a commotion in the barrage.

"There is a sense of déjà vu that a dude is bullying a young lady from a good family."

"Why do I hear playing hard to get?"

"Wrong, it's a welcome if you want to refuse."

"It's all because of my beauty and my temperament...I'm curious, how thick Xiao Chongchong's face is, to sing this line of lyrics with peace of mind!"

"..."

The bullet screens in the two live broadcast rooms were all immersed in heated discussions, but at the same time, in front of the camera, Xiao Chongchong's singing had stopped.

Because the next part is relaxation, which is the singing part of zero.

Zero didn't come, so naturally I can only play the original sound.

Just listen, he sings in a cool voice:

"waiter are you mistaken

Seems like I didn't order this casserole

Short and fat and can't find the waist

Although a bit cute

miss whose castle are you

Please sit back and sit down, okay?

I really can't see it when it's blocked by the TV

What you said is inexplicable"

The original sound was played, and in front of the live camera, "K Emperor" almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

"This, I love it!"

"This rant, absolutely!"

"This zero has it all!"

"'Fat and round and can't find the waist' and the phrase 'I really can't see the TV in the way', I'm sure this is the worst time Xiao Chongchong's figure has been hacked."

"Xiao Chongchong has never shown her figure in front of the camera, have you ever thought of a possibility, maybe... her figure is really like this."

"Isn't it interesting what this lyric expresses? Dare to be sentimental just now is Xiao Chongchong's own sentimentality!"

"..."

When this verse appeared, the barrage became even more heated.

Say anything.

But basically it's just a joke.

Xiao Chongchong glanced at the dense barrage, and saw that most of the voices were joking and joking. Not only did she not have a trace of negative emotions, but she smiled.

Restraining her smile, she continued to speak and sang the next chorus.

"where are you now

Every day I think of you

miss you air

miss you bad eyes

where are you now

i remember every day

Memories of funny encounters

Remember the sad ending"

After the chorus was sung, the next step was a chorus between the two.

"Keguan Keguan Keguan can't

where are you

Keguan Keguan Keguan I miss you"

It is said to be a chorus, but in fact, this section is still dominated by female voices, and the male voices are just in harmony.

Because one is playing the original sound of the song, and the other is singing live, so there are more or less problems in coordination.

But the problem is not big.

And if you are not a professional singer or an experienced listener, you will basically not be able to hear it.

"oh miss miss miss no

miss miss miss don't be sad

miss miss miss sorry"

Next, there is a section of Zhang Chi's singing, which is similar to the previous section of Xiao Chongchong's lead singer, and it is full of mischievousness with a reversal of affection.

Interesting.

When the song is performed here, it enters the interlude.

After the interlude ended, the chorus sounded again.

"oh waiter are you mistaken

Seems like I didn't order this casserole

Short and fat and can't find the waist

Although a bit cute

……

where are you now

Every day I think of you

……

where are you now

i remember every day

……

......"

The song finally ended in Xiao Chong Chong's singing.

After the singing ended, she did not interact with the barrage immediately, but listened quietly, and only looked sideways at the live broadcast screen after the last coda was over.

But at this moment, in the live broadcast room, the barrage was completely crazy.

That's right, it's crazy!

"Why does a happy song make me want to cry after listening to it?"

"I thought it was a high official molesting a little lady, but I didn't expect it to be a mutual love; I thought it was a mutual love, but I didn't expect it to be love!"

"I found that this song really matches Xiao Chong Chong's voice."

"The melody is a bit brainwashing, I can't wait to download this song!"

"Old irons, Chongsi, Chongya, it's already twelve o'clock, you can download Xiao Chongchong's songs."

"Must support a wave!"

"I'm ready to make a ringtone."

"..."

Looking at the content in the barrage, at this moment, Xiao Chongchong suddenly realized that it was twelve o'clock and the song was officially released.

She didn't check the download/effective play data of the song, but interacted with the water friends at a leisurely pace.

If the grades are good, the water friends, veterans, and worms will bring her news.

Now she is like a gambler who has bought a lottery ticket and has scratched it off, but covers her face and dare not look at it. She is full of expectations, but also worried that her expectations will fail, so she deliberately pretends not to care.

Soon, not long after, there was a violent reaction in her live broadcast room like boiling water.

Airplanes, rockets, light sticks, little stars... all kinds of special effects of gifts appear continuously, like throwing a string of firecrackers into a fish pond.

Among the many rewards, Xiao Chongchong caught five super-fired special effects in a row at the first time.

That is, these five shots were so hot that Xiao Chongchong couldn't help showing a look of joy on his face.

"Thank you 'K Huang' for his five super-fire shots, 'K Huang' is magnificent, and 'K Huang' is awesome!" She unceremoniously sent a thank-you word like a mouthful.

She didn't know how many times she had said this string of thank you words.

So it's very smooth.

And this time I said this string of thank you words, and my mood is not the same as before.

In the past, it was pure gratitude. Of course, if the amount is small, it may be more perfunctory.

This time, not only did he say it sincerely, but he was also full of joy.

Because "K Emperor" rewarded himself five super-hot at this time, which meant that his song should have entered the monthly list, and it was still No. 90 on the monthly list.

Combined with the bet between the two, at this moment, these five super fire shots are equal to a signal.

Seeing this signal appear, how could she not be happy?

At the same time, when the rewards and special effects were flying all over the sky, the comments in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant.

"Congratulations to 'A Little Bug' for making it into the top [-] of the monthly list."

"Little Chongchong, you have entered the monthly list, go and have a look!"

"Unexpectedly, our game anchor will also enter the monthly list one day."

"Chests, follow me, go to someone's live broadcast room, didn't that person say that you can order songs as long as you swipe a plane? I want to swipe a hundred planes and ask her to sing "Guest Official" a hundred times. Can"!"

"This is a bit ruthless, but I look forward to seeing such a picture appear!"

"..."

"A little bug" thought that the veterans in the live broadcast room were just talking.

But they didn't expect that they really put it into practice.

And I couldn't wait to do it as soon as possible.

At this moment, under a certain live broadcast camera, the "singing cat" saw the special effects of the plane floating on the screen, and immediately thanked him habitually, "Thank you for sending me a big plane, I don't know what song you want to hear?"

As soon as these words came out, a bad premonition suddenly arose in her heart.

This id is a bit eye-catching!

Soon, this premonition came true.

I saw "Cong Chong's little fan" who had tipped a big plane and said unceremoniously: "I want to order "The Guest Officer Can't"!"

'Singing Cat' heard this, and the corners of his mouth twitched indiscernibly.

Just now, she also paid attention to the new song released by "A Little Bug".

So naturally I know the song "No Guest Official".

But thinking that this song is actually a new song released by the "enemy" who has been fighting with her for the past few days, it is impossible for her to sing it.

This is simply murderous!

This is simply a disgrace!

However, the "Chong Chong's little fan" in the live broadcast room rewarded a plane anyway, and the promise that she could order songs as long as she rewarded the plane was made by herself. In order not to tear up her promise, she had to find one It's a reasonable excuse, "Sorry, my fanboy, I haven't heard of this song of yours, so... not for the time being!"

"The Singing Cat" thought that he had given in so obviously, and the other party would give him some face, so he would just pester him to the end, but he didn't expect that the other party would continue to say: "If you haven't heard of it, you can learn it. Give it to you." Three days is no problem, after three days, I want to hear this song."

"Congchong's little fanboy" had just finished speaking, and in the live broadcast room, another audience master gave a reward.

And the other party also asked for a certain song by name, "I want to listen to "The Guest Officer Can't"!"

Soon, there will be a third, fourth, fifth... and even the nth song request reward.

They all demanded in unison that "Singing Cat" must sing the new song "No Guest Officer" just released by "A Little Bug".

With so many murderous demands, the "singing cat" finally couldn't hold back anymore, and she broke her defense directly.

And the result of breaking the defense is... she just made a clumsy excuse and broadcast it at the speed of light.

Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the picture of the live broadcast room that was plunged into a black screen!

"Damn it, is this a download?!"

"Don't play if you can't afford it!"

"Tell you to be gentle, you see, this time, people are scared away!"

"..."

"A little bug" didn't know about this situation, and when she got the news, a look of astonishment appeared on her face.

There is such a thing.

It's really...it's your fault!

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